Bloody amazing. There we were struggling to do 10,000 tests a day, but as of 9am today we've managed 30 trillion, 34 million and 974,000 tests. Great work Priti.
Reassured that there have been "three hundred thousand, thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand" tests carried out so far.
Far less reassured by Priti Patel's grasp of numbers