Cruise Minister, Pampered Wife, Union Rep, Healthcare Staff, Football Fan(Barcelona), Future RN, Certified ECG Tech, Certified Teacher (BSC/ED) APC Member ✨️✨️
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In everything you do as an adult, please ensure you get your Medical checkup done annually. It is important. Ire o
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Lekki folks dey think say dem dey part of Lagos state. Rara o you all are competing with each other financially, emotionally, spiritually and physically. So deal with your classism and leave we mekunu out of it.
Strawberry 2500 ni mile 12 fa. Radarada
“Are we not finished like this in this country?” — Businesswoman Tania Omotayo queries after seeing ₦50,000 strawberries at a supermarket.
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As someone who has been here for some time, kids learn all these from school and from their friends. The teachers even teaches them how to call police and social services.
The best solution, once you start seeing the behavior prepare to take them back to Nigeria. Irè ó
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Until you live abroad where you cannot afford healthcare, you will not appreciate Nigeria.
Last December, 80% of my friends who came home for the holidays had dental, vision, and IVF appointments in Nigeria.
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Dear Nigerian Police, this image I took a few seconds ago has been discussed by my daughters; they asked why the police were stopping cars and bikes and collecting money from motorists.
Please, what should I tell them about your officers' actions?
This is a dent, ejo e fix up.
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I love one aspect of Yoruba culture: if a child dies before the parents, they cannot eat nor attend the burial.
I am discussing this with my Caribbean colleagues, and they are shocked to learn this. To them, the parents always witness the burial.
Yoruba culture topnotch 👌👌👌
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Please, shanu mi.
Bride and groom's aso oke for Saturday's wedding is stuck in Nigeria.
In fact, we have 18kg, 16kg, and 10kg luggage there right now that ought to be used on Saturday.
If you have anyone coming, we are willing to pay.
Thank you.
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If you are married and always want your man to initiate ibalopo, you are doing yourself.
Ibalopo isn't meant to be initated by Men alone, ti wón bá gbẹ sún mọ́ ẹ, iwò gan-an gbẹ sún mọ́ wón.
Learn láti seduce ọkùnrin, gbó gbó nkan kò la má kò yín bí ẹni kólé.
Irè ó
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This particular place ehen, no be say them tell me o, my mama house dey this environment, some have been asked to leave since 2007, but agídí yi noni. That the government took this long is even shocking to me.
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BOLA AHMED TINUBU GCFR.
You will succeed lórúko Jésù Kristi Olúwa wa. Àmín
Nigeria stands firmly as a democracy governed by constitutional guarantees of religious liberty.
Since 2023, our administration has maintained an open and active engagement with Christian and Muslim leaders alike and continues to address security challenges which affect citizens across faiths and regions.
The characterisation of Nigeria as religiously intolerant does not reflect our national reality, nor does it take into consideration the consistent and sincere efforts of the government to safeguard freedom of religion and beliefs for all Nigerians.
Religious freedom and tolerance have been a core tenet of our collective identity and shall always remain so. Nigeria opposes religious persecution and does not encourage it.
Nigeria is a country with constitutional guarantees to protect citizens of all faiths.
Our administration is committed to working with the United States government and the international community to deepen understanding and cooperation on protection of communities of all faiths.
BOLA AHMED TINUBU
PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
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My Ibalopo tweet is gaining visibility.
Now let me ask this profound question. Why are women shy to initiate SEX with their men?
P.S
I am speaking for matured mind o, carry your spiricoco away from my tweet o.
Irè ó.
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My candidate today, tomorrow and always.
If una won die make una die.
You can't tell adults how to live theor lives.
Irè ó.
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You see that Ronú that you don't want to do ehen, awon omo osi yi will make you do it.
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Sex is life, Sex is good, Sex is beautiful 😍. In all your dealings, ensure you have good Sex. It elongates life, it helps the brain function, and it helps in decision-making. Wo do okoh, do oboh olorun lo fi fun wa lofe lofo. Ire o❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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So @officialEFCC invited Ayodeji Makun (Ay comedian) too? And we didn't hear tribalism o.
E Money was invited and Obi Cubana and his cohorts turned it into gìdìgbó.
Okay o
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I don't know who told Nigerians that private school is the only school their wards can go, I attended public secondary school and University and I didn't die.
Let's learn to live according to our means please. Let her enroll her kids in public school. Ọjọ́ wo ni won fe beg dá?
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All these na Zobo, I am married to a delta man, who dobale always to greet my mum and the elders in my family. That you choose not to is your problem. Alaye just stick to your men and leave yoruba men alone. Ire o
Inter tribal marriages go too funny😂 As an Urhobo girl, visiting Yoruba inlaws will be funny🤣 The last thing I'll do is kneel & no, it's not from a place of rebellion, where I'm from kneeling is synonymous to begging, we only kneel when we commit some grave offence.
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40 million naira is small abi, ask your abroad folks how many of them have $20k or 20k pounds sitting in their savings or checking accounts. Enu oshi noni Cho Cho bi eye ibaka.
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Happy independence day Nigeria 🇳🇬, you will prosper, you will succeed in my lifetime. Amin.
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But your parents in the Eastern part have been beaten blue black every Monday for years now and you haven't said anything about it.
E jo e kúkú kò, awon omo ale arin wa lo fun e lóró sọ.
It’s really such an out of body experience watching people that took weeks trying to tear me down, not put in half that effort towards addressing real issues affecting their people. What happened to all that energy?
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When you say it, the woke folks here will say you are too rigid or too strict. At least I have seen it happened in my ojú korò, the parents too are enablers sha, they watch them until they can't control them again. The best time is from 8yrs to 14yrs, after that oti lorrr.
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Nigerian immigration officers ma jomiloju gan ni. They were professionals to the core, and I was wondering if I am in MMA 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌. Kudos to the Minister of interiors and Minister of Aviation 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌. Also, we need WIFI in our Airport, it's very important. Ire o
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When I said you all are frauds, here is the result. An allegation was made, Instead of this modafucker Shortput asked for transparency, she is here abusing and calling others names.
Iyen Danku igo maltex school drop out yi na? Not your fault rara. Olori Bobo bi eran ashegi.
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Olofo, tell you and your co host in that TV station 🚉 of yours to shut the fuck up. You all started it
Divisions along ethnic lines and divisive ethnic rhetoric has gotten to a very worrying level.
This is not the Nigeria that our heroes past fought for. May their labour not be in vain.
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Go to Canada,the asylum seekers have use Lies to spoil Nigeria, the same with America seekers too.
Now our lies has come home to roast us, just because we wanted greener pastures.
The MT guy has been a die hard Fan of my Orange 🍊, so I won't blame his stupidity. Shiorr
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Went to Tinubu Market today, as @fimiletoks told me, regarding my daughter's lenses. Eyin ara mi ninu oluwa, I bought two frames for #8k and paid #7k for each lens cutting.
Together with fueling my car and buying snacks, I still haven't spent 100k. Naija o se o
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This is one hill I will never support, ki oluwa re wa lo gbe oloko spaghetti si ile?
Rárá o, je ka run ara wa
Je ka ti nkan bo nkan.
Je ka fidigbole dáadáa.
Àní bo ha o.
Amin
Stop having sex before marriage.
Stop having sex before marriage.
Stop having sex before marriage.
Stop having sex before marriage.
Stop having sex before marriage.
Stop having sex before marriage.
Stop having sex before marriage.
Stop having sex before marriage.
RETWEET.
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Please, I need your urgent advice. I have someone coming to spend her summer in Nigeria; she needs a skill she can learn between July and the first week of September. What can she learn within this timeframe?
Ẹsẹ gan-an.
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Born and bred in Lagos.
Ijebu ni mo ti wa, we don't claim Lagos State at all.
We are proud of our ancestors. 👏 ❤️ 💙 ♥️
Good morning, lotun losi o.
Eyin atoko wa ba ile je eku oshi o.
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This is me 7 days in a week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The girls are tired of me.
Ọ̀sẹ̀ àwa kún gbó gbó ẹyin Àti etí wọn, rárá ó go back and rí rinse your body.
Hope you wash down there?
Your armpit nko?
Did you use soap on your face?
Your legs nko?
In between your bumbum nko?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dear Progressive, kindly update your bio o, Add APC gbagada with your full chest.
Ẹni ba fe ku ni ko ku.
APC progress 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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I love the way CAC replied pastor fatoyinbo, insult yẹn posh otun wa ni scriptural backings.
We are CAC and we are not to be trampled on, just because we don't worship money like the new sets of pastor's does. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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I love that Fashola is telling them to their faces why we have been having low turnover of votes and membership.
Are the party members given privileges? Are they carried along? Instead, chairmen/councilors would gift out stuffs meant for members to their cliques. Ọ̀rọ̀ pọ̀ o
At the APC Stakeholders Endorsement of President Tinubu, former Governor of Lagos State, Babatunde Fashola urges party stakeholders to prioritize youth inclusion and mentorship across all levels of governance.
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Shengbo osinwin eniyan, na wetin you suppose use get sense ,na hin u take use filter your brain 🧠, afofungbemu amokunmeko ashiere,elenu shipoti, oshe iwaju ori bi opon ifa. Alabodo
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Dear @tokunbo_wahab, se eni zelle? Eje, kin send yin ni $100 ke fi je pepper soup 🍲 😋. God bless you baba mi, if you ask for water, Allah will give you the Atlantic Ocean.
The Lagos State Environmental Taskforce team today (Nov 30, 2024) carried out an extensive midnight raid to purge Akowonjo-Egbeda Rd of unlawful activities, including illicit drug sales, street trading and traffic violations.
The operation commenced at about 0000hrs and lasted till 0430hrs, covering the entire area between Shobo and Jimoh bus stops where suspected Illicit drug sellers/criminal elements and street vendors constitutes a huge nuisance.
While street traders unlawfully takes over large portions of the carriageways to sell, Illicit substance sellers, use the cover of the street vendors and adjoining streets to carryout transactions in hard drugs.
187 suspects were apprehended during the operation, while makeshift stalls and structures were all removed/demolished and commodities on sales at the unlawful spaces and other items were also seized.
Suspects arrested will all be charged to court accordingly.
#ZeroToleranceLagos
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They told you all to stop being friends with APC people, but here is one of your mobfluencer dancing in the market because the PBAT that was after his life just appointed his friend. If you like throw away your friends because of politics wahala aye e ati molebi e niyen. Ire o
God has remembered Alaigbo 😭😭😭😭😭😭
My guy @markokoyeII was just appointed Director/CEO of South East Development Commission
I can't believe this 🥹🥹
This has to be BAT smartest decision of all time
Whatttttttttttt!!!!!
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Your mum has been doing another thing that has been bringing in money aside her salary.
She was a junior officer, her entry level was school certificate, she didn't upgrade her educational level, hence her little pension. Ire o
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See i have seen it happened dáadáa, at times parents aren't even beating o, just scolding and the kids will call social. Ki ayé ma gba ibi omo mu wa.
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Hypocrisy yin lori app yi le ko ile alaja Mewa. Now una dey claim say them dey threaten oni cake, but una applaud una Mobs when Toyin's WhatsApp number was leaked and all sort of threats were sent to her family. Ori gbogbo yin ti daru papo.
I said what I said. Validation pa yin.
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Baba oyoyo, daddy when you weren't around, your kid bro Mr. Naanu was deported from UK because he unknowingly made a mistake 🤣 😉 😜 😆 😂 😳 🤣 😉, won je ki o she ajinde Jesu ni UK. This is my report Daddy. Ekabo sir.
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Why should we both be Yoruba and then be communicating in English?
Lai kin she pé ogún ìdílé bá wà ja?
If you are asking me out in English as a Yoruba dude, then ori e o pe.
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Curse APC online, because of social media validation, but these same set of ashieres were at dipo's party last weekend o, won tún tí lọ ganusi sì iresi ni Ibadan lónìí.
If you like discard your friends because your fooluencers on this app told you so, wàhálà tí ẹ nìyẹn. Ish
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Aku retrenchment lotun losi o.
PBAT ku ise o.
Proudly Ijebu babe from the Yoruba-speaking land.
Ire o.
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We are loved at home, for sure. Born and bred in Lagos State, but I am a bonafide Ijebu babe.
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There is a new Standard now, do not apologize for being a bigot, They have started it, now let's help them amplify it.
RONÚ TODAY
RONÚ TOMORROW
RONÚ ALWAYS.
I THINK IN YORÙBÁ. IRÈ Ó
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Bad parenting of the highest order.. but my fellow naija aren't ready for this topic.. instead we cast all the blames on government. Wo we never see anything... make we continue to dey live above our means o.
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To all of you that cursed Toyin Abraham for the same thing your demi gods are doing now, Eni ri ti aje jeun, you all almost made that woman go insane because she exercised her right as a Nigerian citizen, Who is the cursed one now? Gbogbo epe yen ma je tiyin in million folds.
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My babe's movie will start showing in all cinemas nation wide. Eba wa wo o.
@toyin_abraham1 ìṣe tí olúwa tí parí ní, ọtí ṣẹ̀ṣẹ̀ láṣẹ olúwa. A tà jèrè lóla Ọlọ́run ọba 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Good morning! We finally got someone last night. Thanks for reposting. God bless you all.
Please, shanu mi.
Bride and groom's aso oke for Saturday's wedding is stuck in Nigeria.
In fact, we have 18kg, 16kg, and 10kg luggage there right now that ought to be used on Saturday.
If you have anyone coming, we are willing to pay.
Thank you.
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I said I had to book my appointment myself, I spent $3080 just for eye care and new lens o. Haaa lori elo ni mon pa? Naija ya
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Please if it is that easy to save $19k half of Americans won't be complaining daily about lack of food, housing and Healthcare. Radarada
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Give it to Luca @donortez he knows his onions. He was the 1st to put a face and name to that irritant.
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I have a question 🤔 sis to sis don't air me.
Are there some women who finds it difficult to invite/seduce their husbands to come have sex with them?
Must the invite be from the man alone?
P.S
Strictly for matured Women ejò o, carry your spiricoco away from my TL.
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Elepon mi mani, how e take concern you? Won't blame you sha, when naa ipa una dey use Waka una parents up for una village. Ashigbe omo ward. Olobo rirun.
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It helped me open doors to other countries. Without it, I cannot even leave the shores of Nigeria. This alone made it very important to me.
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Ati seyi, ati awon wéré ọrẹ to ko ti rà. Ka cool fun gbogbo won. APC osi gidigidi lè ń ṣe tí ó mọ.
Radarada.
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They have been crying since and I love their tears. If they have been believing his lies for years, we too believe this one too. 50/50 things.
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I have two friends in Canada. Since March, they have had no work, and the family they were staying with had to ask them to move out. They are both living on campus right now.
One is a Lagos State civil servant, and the other left Access Bank as a manager. Ko easy anywhere o
The Canadian economy is getting so bad that even newly landed immigrants are regretting coming here.
I work with a Nigerian guy who brought his entire family here for a better life. In this case they found that the grass wasn't greener on the otherside.
Suddenly he realized that his wage was only enough to cover his rent. Back home his income was enough to care of the entire family. He spent his first months here starving so his wife and kids could eat.
Now his wife needs to work out of necessity instead of focusing on raising their kids.
Now distraught both him and his wife are regretting coming here. Worst yet they can't afford to return, they spent their life savings to live in Canada.
Stories like these are all too common thanks to the Liberals morally bankrupt policies.
Our economy is literally a ponzi scheme preying on newcomers to artificially inflate real estate and rent prices.
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On on TikTok, search asylum seekers and see the lies Nigetians has told the westerners. Now they are using your lies to bastardise the whole country and we are all fuming 😤 😑 😒.
Let's call a spade a spade, Nigerians are the most unpatriotic citizens I have ever seen. Odale
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Once the legs are folded like this, just know that she wants the okoh to te kanle daada. That way, the pleasure gets to the desired destination. Ire o
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And it will only consume the Muslim? As if the drones sabi wether you are Christian or Muslim. Olopolo dipeta òsì
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Agbo helped some of us with childbirth, so please, what works for you might not work for others.
Miscarriages showed me the harsh realities of childbirth, so I will never say no to agbo.
Eseun Dokitq wa. Ire o
Drinking Agbo will destroy your Liver
Drinking Agbo will destroy your kidneys.
Drinking Agbo will destroy a lot of important organs in the body.
Drinking Agbo will make you spend more than you bargained, like having to get a dialysis or new kidneys .
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This mofo comes every eke market day to say this shit. If your mother gave birth to Omo Iya Awusa, it's not our fault my dear. Deal with your siblings and stop projecting your insecurities on others. Abunu fc
Your successful siblings do not owe you anything. If they help you, you’re lucky, if they refuse to help you, go and hustle.
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Dear @fimiletoks, please accept these flowers: 💐 💛 ☺️ 😊 ♥️ ✨️ 💐. Your timeline over the last few days has been an invaluable source of information for me and many other reasonable people. You truly embody the title of "Cerebral Assassin."🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Okay, by the time social service come and collect your child and you can't be their parents again, you will choose the Nigeria way lesekese.
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Well I I tell my kids their dad buys this and that for them, I have never hidden their dad's efforts from them. Naa wetin my mama teach me I dey emulate. Fathers are important as mothers so always let the kids know their dad's efforts too.
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I remember back in Osu days(04), yetunde told us the reason she never saw her mum like she used to was because she accidentally walked in on her dad and her mum having sex and the sex position was mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, she said ' Ha Iya deaconess n do yati'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Anise aunty Betty ori yin o pe, nigba ten do oko omo ondo, kosi gbogbo atotonu yi o, oko yen wa ku tan e wan she apoda kakiri ori timeline. Leskan si Ori yin o pe ma.
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10th wedding anniversary 💕❤️.
Daughter's 7th birthday 🎂.
Mumsie's 70th birthday party 🎂.
This week is busy for me.
Every December 20th is a double celebration 🍾👌🙌✨️.
Once again, Ose Olorun o ba oju mi je.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Eyin olofo dédé, you all turned to Netflix writing nonsense petitions for her movies to be removed, but here you are covering for yourself. Ẹyin ashiere dédé wọn yí.
Ajá mọ ọmọ tí ẹ fún ní ọmú àbí?.
Ká koolu fun gbogbo yin lapapo.
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Classism 100%
1. Buying a car you can't maintain.
2. Living in an environment you can't maintain (Always asking for rent on social media).
3. Dining in a restaurant way above your income.
4. Wearing/shopping, knowing fully well your income can't sustain it.
5. Se bi o ti mo.
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Abi oloriburuku ni e ni? Did I mention your tribe? Please run away from my timeline pleaseeeeee.
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My advice to married women, once you hear, my body aches, wa bami fun ni massage, àlàyé tell him to come inside the living room where the kids are, if not wa se massage títí to ma fi gba kondo ní.
If you don't believe me ask my Mentor @lollylarry1 she knows the drill. Irè ó
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They always have one foolish àgbàlagbà that always tell them not to worry pé àwọn ma rìn si. Na my area I Sabi them wella.
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I know this is a sensitive topic, but please always allow your doctor to run a Down syndrome test on you while you are pregnant, it is for your sake and the baby's.
If the result comes out positive, sit down and discuss the way forward. A child should be a blessing, not a curse.
This is so disheartening☹️💔Parent narrates the birth of their child and how she has been sleeping for 9years😳💔
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