Senior Special Assistant on Media to Lagos State Governor | Enterprising Reporter | Friend to everyone; Friend to no one | Opinions strictly mine 🤓🫣🤗

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Papa, mama, pikin… 🤡🤡🤡
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President Tinubu, Buhari’s only son, Yusuf, and Seyi Tinubu… in Katsina this afternoon as PMB’s burial is underway.
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Fun fact Igbo rappers make more sense rapping in their language than yoruba rappers that rap in their language.
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There are CPs, and there are CPs. No spoilt brat would dare threaten “Tango 1” in such reckless manner and sleep comfortably on his rich father’s waterbed. T A N G O 1 🫡🫡🫡
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Where is this guy? E don tey wey I see this face oo. I just saw the picture on someone’s timeline. One of my favourite actors… @Mautiin01
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She spent 168hrs to make the crochet stitch of Mr. Governor’s portrait. The viral image caught the Governor’s attention; now, the 23-year-old Irinsanmi imisioluwa Eunice had the opportunity to present the crocheted jacket to the personality inscribed on it. @jidesanwoolu
Over 20,000 stitches + 168 hours=
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UPDATE: Google Maps has effected the name change for 24 streets renamed by Ajerọmi Ifẹlodun Local Government Area of Lagos State.
Ajerọmi Ifẹlodun Local Government Area of Lagos State has renamed some streets in its domain…
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“How I chased Prof. Wole Soyinka away from my palace by invoking Ṣango to cause rain.” — the late Alaafin Lamidi Adeyemi, Iku Baba Yeye, humorously explained 😅
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Ajerọmi Ifẹlodun Local Government Area of Lagos State has renamed some streets in its domain…
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Masoyinbo don jam person wey pass am… How it ended? I don’t know 😂😂
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The Otudekos The Otedolas The Adenugas The Alakijas The Adeojos The Folawiyos The Okoyas The Okeowo The Adedoyins The Kessingtons The Akinruntans The Ogunlesis The Adelekes The Da Rochas The Sagoes The Tinubus The Fajemirokuns The list goes on and on, but take these ones 🤗
Replying to @Riddwane
Happy weekend sirHow many billionaires and Edducated people does ur region have?
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“President Tinubu didn’t break any law by imposing 15% tariff on imported fuel; we must protect Dangote Refinery at all cost.” — Lagos Deputy Governor Obafemi Hamzat (@drobafemihamzat) @jidesanwoolu
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“Part of the $230 million loan High Chief Nduka Obaigbana took from First Bank was used to fund ex-CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele’s presidential bid.” — Mr. Femi Otedola
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“I’m home in Lagos” — @ciara, this afternoon, tells Gov @jidesanwoolu, who ‘accuses’ her of “taking over the city” 🤓 @CiaraSquad_ @LFW_NG #LagosFW25
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Important days in Nigeria in 2025 Feb 27 — Yoruba Day Aug 26 — Ranar Hausa (Hausa Day) June 12 — Democracy Day Oct 1 — Independence Day Dec 25 — Christmas Day Dec 26 — Boxing Day Any omission is not regretted. This is how the spirits brought the message.
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Grok is really dealing with all these barely sensible myrmidons 🤗🤗
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“I will be using my platform to promote the beauty of Lagos…” — @ciara @jidesanwoolu @CiaraSquad_ #LagosFW25
“I’m home in Lagos” — @ciara, this afternoon, tells Gov @jidesanwoolu, who ‘accuses’ her of “taking over the city” 🤓 @CiaraSquad_ @LFW_NG #LagosFW25
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Journalist: no platform, no website, no real name, no previous byline, no previous employment history, no ethics, only fake news and libelous tweets. Yet, a journalist 👀
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If she wins, she would be the second Nigerian of Southwest origin to be Nobel Prize laureate 🫢
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Mide Martins has fully cut Sola Sobowale’s impetuous character… this woman na ogbaaa 🤣🤣
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How you will know people whose culture fully subscribes to respect and reverence not just for elders but also for cherished traditions of others. A Governor for that matter 🤗
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If you do not understand Yoruba, get an interpreter 🫣
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First, nobody has any entitlement to be here. We all are here, albeit fleetingly, on divine privilege. For this unmerited grace, I give all praises to Almighty Allah, Who alone possesses the full sovereignty over our lives. 🎈🎊
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KADUNA: APC — 0 PDP — 4 ADC — 1,079,532 🤗🤗
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So who is killing Christians in Southeast?
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Today, Naira traded at N1,398/$1
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President Tinubu shortly paused to acknowledge greetings from one of his dedicated woman supporters whom he sighted and recognised in the crowd at Awujale’s Fidau. Tinubu almost disrupted the entry protocol… but hear the President telling the woman: “I’ll send message to you.”
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An Obidient proudly stood in front of Peter Obi’s achievement in Anambra State judiciary 🤗🤗
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“Sen. Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan was suspended for gross misconduct and unruly behaviour in disregard of the Senate Standing Orders, not as a result of allegations of sexual harassment or assault.” — Hon. Kafilat Ogbara, House of Reps member, told United Nations Commission and IPU.
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This is the new Somolu Local Government Secretariat… still under construction. Lagos is daily raising the bar of governance, while some unserious others are celebrating “thick gutters” 🤗🤗
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Unrestricted… Gov. Sanwo-Olu, during road commissioning today, had one-on-one interaction with residents of Alimosho on some completed projects and ongoing ones in the densely populated suburb. This kind street credibility…✊🏽 @jidesanwoolu
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President Tinubu just dropped another wailing line for senseless mob whose messiah “returned” from the UK in 2025!
David Offor
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The other side of Prof. Wole Soyinka which many people don’t know… — The late playwright, Prof. Adebayo Faleti, revealed.
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“In terms of cost of living, Nigeria is better than UK.” — Tunde Perry just found out 🤗🤗
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What is OSU? 🤔
Her wedding 💒 in Nnewi Was canceled because her fiance Found out she’s OSU🥲 What’s your take on this one,Ndi Igbo?🤔
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BREAKING!!! Southwest Governors’ Forum has resolved to establish a Joint Surveillance and Monitoring Team to coordinate security operations across the region. The move, they said, is a direct response to the emerging threats of ISWAP and other criminal groups whose activities are inimical to the peace and stability of the Southwest. This is part of the communique issued at the end of the Forum’s meeting held today at the State House in Lagos. @jidesanwoolu | @seyimakinde | @DapoAbiodunCON | @biodunaoyebanji | @AAdeleke_01 | @LuckyAiyedatiwa
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The immediate past Alaafin Lamidi Adeyemi seemed to have replied this years back… 😧
Ooni is head of traditional rulers in Yorubaland — Oba Adeyeye.
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Ordinary prank, see cowards running like… well, cowards 🤗
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Tayo Ejo (shot by armed robbers after leaving church vigil minutes before dawn) Kazeem Semiu (allegedly poisoned by mum’s junior wife) Afeez Japan (sickle cell disease) Sarah Omidiji (breast cancer) All of them… same hood, same school but their sun set before prime. RIP pals 🙏🏾
R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age, we didn’t forget about y’all.
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The cultural renaissance in Yoruba land is moving at full speed…
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New dialect alert: Americanised Yoruba 😅😅
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Anambra is literally going under the erosion rubbles, this does not bother Chibuzo. An entire village in Enugu is drinking from a polluted stream, Chibuzo is unperturbed. However, his lifetime problem is in Ogun State where he has no single inheritance and cultural affiliation 🤗
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Same David Hundeyin that was expelled by Oxford University for being a misfit in an academic community. His fake slanderous stories only make meaning to vacuous loafers.
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Peter Obi, this was you in Haiti in 2010 where you donated Anambra money to rebuild a country whose people never knew Obi of Onitsha. You took this action during the 13-month doctors’ strike that paralysed healthcare in your State. Have you ever practised what you preach? 🤡
It is alarming that we now live in a country of titles and honours without any passion for the people's plight. While the Presidency basks in the euphoria of titles, St.Lucia, our people are being killed at home. A nation where children cannot go to school because some of the teachers have not been paid for almost three years, similar to what I complained about lecturers a few weeks ago. This is not a functioning nation. When I said that the President embarking on an 8-day state visit to St. Lucia at this critical time was inappropriate and unacceptable, it was not a lack of respect for the country of St.Lucia; rather, it is about the timing and duration for a President whose nation is in turmoil. Timing is everything, and right now, at this time, Nigeria is bleeding. But the handlers of the President defended the trip, citing cultural ties and economic gains and said he would also proceed from there to the BRICS summit, and this is the reason for the 8-day trip. But at this critical time when our people die daily and our schools and hospitals are not functioning, we should focus on fixing our country. Having been in St. Lucia for the past 4 days, we have not seen any agreement being entered or signed that would contribute to Nigerias development but rather we are watching Mr. President collect a personal honour and title in St. Lucia, because they know we are a country of titles and honour and crave accolades instead of actual development. Just today, as the President received titles in St. Lucia, at least 37 people were killed in Yobe State, in a Boko Haram attack, and currently, today, protesters in Kwara state have been protesting unemployment, banditry and high insecurity in the state. Since the President left for his trip to St. Lucia, a nation 1/6th of Lagos state in size and 1% of Lagos population of 18milliom several Nigerians have lost their lives to insecurity and one form of banditry to another, nothing has been done for the schools and striking teachers. Today alone several teachers are protesting in Abuja, our schoolchildren are still out of classrooms, teachers are unpaid and are currently protesting even while the president was receiving a title, families are fleeing their homes, and people are living in fear. During the period the president has travelled, 200 Nigerians have died in various crisis-related incidents across the country. Russia, a country at war, has not lost as many innocent civilians as Nigeria, which is not officially at war. Other than Katsina where Mr. President went to attend a wedding, he has never spent a night or slept in any Nigerian state other than his home in Lagos for an official tour and even have never visited some of the most troubled states like Niger State, Taraba or Plateau to spend even a single day with the people, yet he is spending eight days in a Caribbean Island. A nation in pain cannot afford a leadership in denial. At a time when blood is being spilt on our soil, when children are orphaned and communities erased overnight, with families separated at IDPs, our children are not in school, and teachers are not paid and basic hospitals are not functional, our leadership must be present. For those mentioning the upcoming BRICS summit to justify the trip, note that the summit is for the 6th and 7th, and no president or prime minister from the initials BRICS state and new members have separated their countries for the summit. In fact, China and Russia, two of its most powerful members, will not be attending. China said they have to attend other pressing issues and so mentioned scheduling conflicts and Russia supposedly because of the war which has prevented the president from travelling in recent times India Premier Minister which is yet to leave its country, will, apart from attending BRICS, be doing a 5-nation tour all within the same 8 days.
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Abike made her name before Dora. Fact 👌🏽 Dora made her mark in public service, same as Abike. Dora did her best to rescue the entire nation from fake drugs cartel operating from you-know-where. Her people paid her back in bad coin. Abike is still doing her best for Nigeria 🤗
Dora was the person Abike thought she could be.
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Lagospedia 🤣🤣
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So, voting machines also went down during election in America 😩😩
BREAKING: Election machines have gone down in multiple locations across Cumberland County, NJ.
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Yoruba gan gan ni ọba steeze 👌🏾
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Bìbìré o ṣe f’owo rà❣️
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Fire trucks in 21st century 🚒 Anambra Lagos
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No wonder they tried so hard to belittle this unprecedented effort. They are just having a “bus stop experience” in 2024 🤗🤗
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Lagos is a Yoruba land. Not a standalone post, pls.
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Arise TV anchors asked Lagos Deputy Governor to list 3 food sustainability projects in Lagos, Dr. Obafemi Hamzat gave 10. Even the perpetually unhappy Rufai said, “I have to concede”. We’re lucky in Lagos to have forward-thinking leaders. Sorry if your Deputy Gov is unknown 🫢
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Lagos is a Yoruba land 🥸
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A bag of rice is now selling for N60k+ after the prices dropped from almost N90k. And there has been ominous silence on the timeline… a lot of critics on this app are monafiki banza (in Sowore’s voice) 🤗
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That ‘dangerous’ institution put a “dangerous” bloated man in charge of Osun 🫢
The most dangerous institution in Nigeria @inecnigeria
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Anambra’s population — 5.5 million people Nigeria’s population — 220 million people Peter Obi’s poverty alleviation — 439 million people Where does this liar worship sef? 🤔
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The last seven days have been a week of engagements at the ongoing United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) in New York, where I am part of delegates from Lagos advancing the agenda for sustainable city and building partnerships for progress, peace and prosperity in our dear State.
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“Natasha Akpoti once told me herself, ‘My goal is to dismantle the Yoruba Government’. If Akpabio falls, the APC will crumble.” — Sandra Duru, aka Prof. Mgbeke, revealed
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Eke Awka Market by Arthur Eze Avenue in Awka, Anambra State 👀
Michael Chibuzo®
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“Lagos dey smell” patron, Ogbonna, has been caught on camera, illegally dumping a waste on Idimu Road, Alimosho. Investigations conducted by LAWMA Surveillance Team at the suspect's residence showed that his house does not have a designated waste storage facility. Ogbonna could not also provide evidence of registration with the PSP operator responsible for waste management in his area of residence. The suspect will face prosecution under the Lagos State Environmental Management and Protection Law of 2017. #CleanerLagos #GreenerLagos
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The only thing they do better is predicting evils and doomsday; they have no progressive idea and nothing actually works in their life as they appear burnished in profile pictures.
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Night browsing in Makurdi in 1996?? There was no cybercafe in Lagos even in 1998. Obi-dient!!!
1996 that we were doing all-night browsing at roadside cybercafes in Makurdi? Why do you think a Minister's office in Abuja wouldn't have computers?
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Blood is thicker than water 🤗🤗 Gov Makinde hailed PBAT Vs. Gov Alex hailed PBAT
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ALAAFIN speaks
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Governor Sanwo-Olu effecting the arrest of the offending officer…
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President Tinubu has declared public holiday tomorrow. Tell your own container economist ‘President’ to give counter order for offices to open for business tomorrow. Let’s put your delusional thought to a test 🤓🤓
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See, 3rd Mainland Bridge that is about 12km long wasn’t built in a stretch of construction. It was done and commissioned in phases. If hormones that should flow to the medulla go astray and found themselves in mammary area, this is the kind of thing you get 🤡
30km out of 750km We no go hear word We now commission in bits
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Tinubu never went to Bangladesh or Indonesia before creating fast-rising economic zones in Lagos — Atlantic City and Lekki Free Trade Zone. Someone has frequented Bangladesh and Hong Kong to learn governance tips but his village remains a classic example of “beer palour” economy.
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This is a lie from the pit of hell. Ogun State Attorney General has dismissed this claim. Ogbonna Igbojionu is a convicted armed robbers and k!ller. Ogun High Court sentenced him to death in 2003 but the sentence was commuted to life imprisonment in 2021 by Gov. Dapo Abiodun.
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As President, Buhari was the most powerful figure, moving with a full complement of security guards. When he left office, he humbly shed every privilege of power and returned to his spartan life before he breathed his last. PMB left, as he came, an ordinary mortal. Allahumma Ighfir Lahu War’hamhu 🤲🏽
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At the sanctuary of faith, we talked to Allāh about ourselves, community and everyone who sincerely craves for divine guidance, mercy, healing and peace. May Allāh purify our intentions and grant all our good wishes 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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He said Alex Otti is paying bloggers to paint different pictures of Aba, the angry citizen kukuma show the true picture of the the state. Otti oo 🫣🫣nitter.app/chinonyemba_/status/18…
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Grok don clear this one doubt 🤗🤗
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When your father was at my age, did he become a councilor or get appointed to any govt position?
Obi was your age mate when he became a Governor. Here you're a keypad warlord. Emurasi.
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They have been looking for a way to get back at Prof. Is’haq Oloyede since that 18-year-old girl was caught in result falsification. JAMB Registrar ti serve si wọn lọwọ bayi 🫢
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JUST IN: Federal High Court in Abuja dismisses Labour Party’s suit against INEC, rules that “only the umpire can determine mode of collating, transmitting election results”.
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Before he became their darling messiah 🤗
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More than half of butchers trading in Oko Oba Abattoir in Agege come from the North. The butchery was shut yesterday for environmental and health infractions. No Sarki or Bala bas been raising suspicion about the State Government’s lawful action. Switch to errrm… never mind! 👀
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Colourful winter in Köln, Deutschland 🇩🇪
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Keyword: “patriotic Nigerians” 👌🏾👌🏾
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There was a Governor in S’East who unilaterally collected all Local Govt allocations sent to his state for 7 years without conducting LG elections. He invested part of the funds in his family business; he conducted LG elections in the twilight of his tenure. His name is GBAJUE 🤗
BREAKING: It’s Unconstitutional For Govs To Hold LG Funds, Supreme Court Declares channelstv.com/2024/07/11/br…
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Is this not you calling Yoruba leaders touts? But na me you still won call the bigot here. You misbegotten Ekuke raised in the crudest village populated by damaged urchins 🤡
I won’t engage a bigot like you who’s covered with political appointment. Enjoy while it last.
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They always sympathise with people on wrong side of the law — IPOB criminals, defaulters… name it 🥸
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Lagos-dey-smell patron, Mr. Godwin Obiorah, was caught on camera, disposing refuse at an unauthorised location near Pako Bus Stop along Mosan-Okunola Road. He brought waste in two black plastic bags in his black Acura SUV with number plate: FST 430 HK. Obiora was taken to KAI office for prosecution.
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President Tinubu did all of these in two years ✊🏽
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Obi Ikechukwu Marcel, pls willingly refund the N1.5 million wrongly transferred to your Access Bank account in December 2024 by Bashir Ahmad. Show the world that you come from a place where they value integrity and honesty. Otherwise, you will be sending a wrong message 🥸
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Bukola Saraki served as Kwara governor in the same dispensation you served; Saraki revived Ganmo Power Station. Tinubu, as Governor, built Independent Power Project in Lagos. As a two-term Governor, can you tell us about any power project your administration achieved in Anambra?
Replying to @PeterObi
In pain, I wondered how our nation, the giant of Africa, could not be able to power even one of the major cities, for example, the capital Abuja, while Tanzania has succeeded in powering all their major cities.
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I hear say some people dey swear for @grok
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JUST IN: Lagos State Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu declares Tuesday (tomorrow) work-free for all public servants in the State in commemoration of Iṣẹ̀ṣe Day celebration. @jidesanwoolu
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Lege is the ultimate comedian in this country 🤣🤣🤣 @Mautiin01
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How Tinubu made me an ambassador in 2019 under President Buhari without my prior knowledge… — Former Osun Speaker, Adejare Bello
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They won’t tell you Anambra, too, had a Governor at the period Lateef Jakande built all the Lagos housing projects listed under here. They are indirectly confirming that those who have been governing states in their region are as useless as the one they now call messiah today 🤗
Lateef Jakande built these Housing Estate in Lagos in 4yrs. Show me 10 that Tinubu built in 8yrs and win N500k. 1. Amuwo-Odofin 2. Ijaiye 3. Dolphin 4. Oke-Afa 5. Ije 6. Abesan 7. Iponri 8. Ipaja 9. Abule Nla 10. Epe 11. Anikantamo 12. Surulere 13. Iba 14. Ikorodu 15. Badagry
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ALIMOSHO LGA (Final Results) Governorship APC - 83,631 PDP - 7,812 LP - 37,136 #LagosDecides2023
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UPDATE: All the six Southwest Governors have unanimously adopted “Iṣẹ̀ wà fùń Ilẹ wá” song as Southwest (Yoruba) anthem, going forward. #SouthWestUnites @jidesanwoolu @seyimakinde @DapoAbiodunCON @biodunaoyebanji @AAdeleke_01 @LuckyAiyedatiwa
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“I’ve once needed urgent 2k too; life is about stages.” — says Governor @jidesanwoolu during a brief encounter with Engineering students of Lagos State-owned tertiary institutions invited to attend the on-going Lagos Energy Summit.
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When they thought Grok thinks like a palm wine tapper… the idiot couldn’t wait to assimilate the answer; he deleted himself 🤗
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Lion on the TL, village chicken in reality. This is ‘Plime Mirister’ of an online country 😆
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Your legal name Pius Chukwuemeka but you are disguising as Yoruba by answering “Demi Laja” on your profile. You are even a hungry bingo, plastering account details everywhere. Why are you people not proud of your lineage? 🤗
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