Michigan alum. Pharmacist, kind of.

Boston, MA
Time zones are crazy. Australia is in 2024. The United States is in 2023. Ohio State fans are in 2016.
Mannnnnnnnn 😮‍💨
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Zoom out a little I’m trying to see something
Knock knock, who’s next?
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Ohio State fans who had to look at a Michigan player on NCAA 14 for a decade then having to do it again on NCAA 25

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Looking into it.
Current scene
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The lack of Notre Dame hatred from younger Michigan fans is concerning.
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Lost Tuah 6-5 Michigan team
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Ryan Day without Marvin Harrison Jr
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i have bad news for the lions :( since the afl/nfl merger, they are 0-12 (.000) on thanksgiving when the moon is in a waxing gibbous phase. tomorrow is a waxing gibbous
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MNF cameraman finding Jake Bates on the sideline

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This was when I knew this Michigan team had That Dog in ‘em
Michigan Football
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Connor Stalions scouting plays that haven’t happened yet
Cade Stover talking about Michigan cheating
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Hate watch time
ESPN
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Bro faced one Big Ten defense and said get me the hell out of here
Washington HC Kalen DeBoer is expected to be the next Alabama Head Coach, per @PeteThamel
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The Michigan defense have scored more points than it’s allowed. It’s October 21st.
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Paulina: "Come over tomorrow." Dustin: "I can't, I have a playoff." Paulina: "My parents aren't home." Dustin: vine.co/v/e5BUHlu22QH
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If you’ll rejoin us in reality, Michigan won 30-24 then won the National Championship
The last time The Game was played without TTUN cheating.
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I still can’t believe this game happened and unfolded the way it did.
Throwback to JJ McCarthy's INSANE Trick Play Throw.
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Alabama can always go watch their last playoff appearance
Awful Announcing
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This you?
I don’t care what anyone says, this is not a 5th overall pick in the NFL Draft, you can’t draft people on ‘name value’
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a prayer circle, hope this helps 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Blake 🕯 Corum’s 🕯 Knee 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Put an asterisk next to their loss to Missouri
NEWS: Ohio State has self-reported 4 minor recruiting violations that occurred over the last few months to the NCAA, @joeyrkaufman reports. on3.com/college/ohio-state-b…
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If two loss seasons resulted in a national championship in Bo’s era, he would have had 14 of them
Ryan Day now has one more national championship than Bo Schembechler.
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Every play of this game feels like religious scripture
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I agree
“There’s nothing more demoralizing than just getting the ball run down your throat over and over and over again…we’ll take great joy in that when those times come.” @AlabamaFTBL @KalenDeBoer
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Let’s do this again then shall we
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Nobody has ever beat Ohio State. Remarkable
Will Howard on the 1st UO game “I don’t think anyone beat us this year. I think we beat ourselves”. Sites 2 turnovers, hostile environment and still 1 point away.
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Can’t believe he signed it like that
Signed. Sealed. Delivered #CFBPlayoff#GoBucks
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Bro there’s no way they’re laughing at this when their coach threatened to fight an 80 year old man this season💀
HAHAHAHAHHA
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It will forever be funny how MSU, PSU, Ohio State, Iowa, Alabama, and Washington all had a chance to show that the Connor Stalions “scheme” had any impact on the field after he was fired, and each of them failed to do so. Michigan lost games *with* Stalions, but none after him
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College Football Report
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
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Couldn’t possibly imagine Jim Harbaugh beating a team with Caleb Downs.
Caleb Downs commits to Ohio State on Jan 19. Jim Harbaugh agrees to 5 Yr contract with the Los Angeles Chargers on Jan 24. Caleb Downs scared Jim Harbaugh back into the NFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They reacted alright.
Michigan reacts to Alabama being selected at No. 4. Wolverines and Crimson Tide in the CFP semi.
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The mess he created:
Jim Harbaugh ran away from the mess he created.. Coward… what a guy
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Replying to @SamolBilly
When people have a job

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Two people meet in a high school biology class in 1957 and it resulted in Michigan winning the 2023 College Football Playoff
Jackie and Jack Harbaugh will not be attending tonight’s Ravens-Chargers game in Los Angeles. Instead, they will be with their daughter Joani, son-in-law Tom Crean, and their two grandchildren in Florida, celebrating their 63rd anniversary. “Back in 1957 in that biology class, I looked down into row number one in that class and four years later we were married,” Jack said about Jackie. “That was the decision that changed my life. ... We’re just so blessed that Jackie’s with us and she’s still the head coach of the Harbaugh family.”
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CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL
sgniwder
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These three guys got drafted this weekend
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“All bark no bite”
Devin Bush was all bark no bite. Tough guy decided to flex on the turf grounds crew. LMAO. Perfectly encompasses a majority of that fanbase.
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Crushing this post into a fine powder and snorting it
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Big Ten wins in 2022 thus far: Nebraska interim head coach Mickey Joseph: 2 Mel Tucker: 0
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Never forget.
👀🌰

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Verlander's teammates looking at him tomorrow like
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Bro thinks he’s supposed to stick around to assault the opposing players 💀
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This is one of the plays of all time
The Winged Helmet
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This Michigan-Ohio State game has some really weird vibes. I don’t know how to describe it
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Jim Knowles has to have the best series as a defensive coordinator he’s maybe had in his life. First year here at Ohio State. This is why he’s here. They have to get a stop.
Top 10 College Football Defensive Coordinators per @PFF👀 on3.com/news/top-defensive-c…
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Jim Knowles realizing he’s still in the same conference as Michigan
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Happy Friday
We Beat Ohio State
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Incredible timeline. I wonder if he’ll ever be seen again.
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Can they stop the run?
Imagine a team with CJ Stroud, Cade Stover, JSN, and Marv
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The last thing you see before your dynasty dies #GoBlue
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Replying to @iss_elonmusk
genuinely cannot grasp why parents would be against this lol
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Ryan Day against women and senior citizens vs Ryan Day against everyone else
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“Michigan is about to go 7-5 this year”

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Michigan is about to go 7-5 this year
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RIP but I about fell to my knees
BREAKING: Wink Martindale, genial game show host of "Gambit" and "Tic-Tac-Dough," has died at 91. apnews.com/article/wink-mart…
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Connor Stalions making his vast network of spies watch Ohio State vs Penn State
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I have multiple sources now indicating that Jim Harbaugh will be leaving his position as the head coach at the University of Michigan to be with my wife
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Defense? Where we’re going we won’t need defense
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We really have fans of the #3 team in the country pulling receipts from the Bush Administration
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As we arrive closer to The Game you’re going to see Ohio State fans become more and more unhinged. Staring down the barrel of a third straight loss has them bursting at the seams.
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I’m like an iPad baby consuming any and all Michigan football content right now. I cant look away
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It was actually winning the Big Ten in football and basketball within the last year
Michigan’s Super Bowl is being tied with MSU in the conference standings
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Say what you will about Iowa Athletics right now, at least they’ll post the final score.
Final. Michigan 90, Iowa 80
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See you in Houston #GoBlue
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Having an issue with ‘Clauses?’ Sounds like a job for Santa
The Harbaugh-Michigan negotiations are at an impasse, at least for now. It isn't money - plenty there - but the clauses: what should be covered by immunity (e.g. cheeseburgers, etc.), and what not? Therein lies the rub. Stay tuned.
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Exactly one year ago there was a football game We did that
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Ohio State fans just spent years talking in full seriousness about how Michigan’s National Championship was going to be vacated lmao
Michigan fans are the QAnon of college football lol
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27 days until @UMichFootball. That’s a pretty small number.
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Anyway,
FOX College Football
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It genuinely feels like Michigan’s rivals think they can post and spam their way to a hammer-drop. Winning a National Championship actually broke them.
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Fun fact: Ohio State is 0-4 against Michigan since posting this very image.
Michigan fans suddenly forgot two decades of Buckeye dominance. We kicked their teeth in from Tressel through Meyer. Now a couple wins tied to a full blown cheating scandal and they act like kings. Most delusional fanbase in sports. Congrats on the asterisk era.
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Who can I call to set up an interview? I'm available from 3-9 tomorrow.
"If any UM student/fan wants to know what it feels like to reach a college football playoff, you can always set up an interview with us"
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Rival fans pretending to be happy about this are hilarious. He just won the Big Ten bro absolutely nobody believes you lmao
The University of Michigan and head coach Jim Harbaugh have agreed to a contract extension. 🗞 myumi.ch/RW3Ak #GoBlue
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This is mental illness
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This take essentially requires you to believe that the B1G Commissioner learned what money is since Fall 2023
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Last year Jim Harbaugh said he’s 58. Now he says he’s 59. When will he stop the lies?
Jim Harbaugh has aged ALOT at Michigan.
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The Detroit Lions are legitimate Super Bowl contenders at 7-2 The Michigan Wolverines are national championship favorites at 10-0
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Look what we’ve done to a once proud fanbase.
If Michigan is going to be petty and give the NCAA the middle finger, the NCAA should match their energy and vacate their wins.
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If Kalel Mullings did what it appears he did during the melee at the end of the MSU-Michigan football game, he has to suspended. This one doesn’t just fade away. There’s too much history. Too many deeply held perceptions. Too much precedent. Column. lansingstatejournal.com/stor…
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Just going to leave this here
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LMFAAAOOOO JESUS CRUST #ChickenTrump
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Replying to @Mauty480
It really is just all about aesthetic with you folks isn’t it
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Well always have that Orji in the Endzone
BREAKING: ESPN has fired Robert Griffin III, per @AndrewMarchand. on3.com/news/report-espn-fir…
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Ohio State fans learning they can talk about their own team

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Replying to @anthonytbroome
Michigan talks about Michigan so much it’s funny
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“Suffer”
Lie & Cheat your way to winning, run to the NFL, leave your school in shambles, make millions of dollars while they suffer.
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Getting that Michigan degree today
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dude I couldn’t walk for a year after I had it done
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This is the take of every respected opinion in the business and these lunatics can’t handle it lmao
Two Babbling Idiots. Good GOD.
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Manifesting
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