Head of Content @FantasyAlarm, Contributor @RTFSnews & @nypostsports, #FSGA & #FSWA Award-Winning Host @SiriusXMFantasy #JamOnFF #phish @Chrisck5 stan
Juneau, AK
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My 1st trip back to the Lower-48?
National #FantasyFootball Draft Day!!
Who's drafting with me @CircaLasVegas Stadium Swim for @DraftNation2026?
This is going to be AMAZING & a great chance to talk 1-on-1 with me!
Tickets link below 🧵⤵️ Promo code BENDER for 10% off
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Julius unexpectedly crossed the Rainbow Bridge today. I am beyond devastated. Fucking cancer tumor growing in his stomach. I'll be taking the next couple of days off from social media. Rest in peace, my sweet baby boy.
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Please send all the good vibes to Baby Blaze this morning. She's having surgery today. #FuckCancer
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Are you fucking serious? Way to go, people. Way to continuously prove that our species fucking sucks.
I don't give a shit what side of the fence you sit on politically, this has to stop.
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Guess who just got the ALL CLEAR after her final cancer treatment today!!!!
Just routine check-ups & booster shots every 6 months now!!!
#BabyBlaze #fuckcancer
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Personal Post:
I don't normally post stuff like this about myself, but today I am comfortably fitting into a 2XL shirt for the first time in probably 3 years. Baby steps on the wieght loss, but just feeling good about myself.
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When I'm dead and buried and they ask what it was that caused the heart attack, say hello to chicken & waffles pizza
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Ok. Seeing this crushes my soul. Been accepting the fact that adulting comes first but I should be there right now. #phish #Mondegroan
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Too many conflicting reports on whether Kobe's children were with them. Stop trying to be first, people. Accuracy first is of the utmost importance. #NBA
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I still believe my season-long bet of 1,100 yards & 8 TD is going to cash against @JimBowdenGM but as promised on the @FantasyAlarm Show last week on @SiriusXMFantasy, if Allen Lazard didn't get double-digit targets in Week 2, I would dye my hair green.
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Still blown away by what @phish did for #YEMSG last week. Just amazing. This is the video my wife (@doobiejsf) took. #phish @Chrisck5
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Just a heads up to all those trying to break into the #FantasySports business --
Telling me you won't or even that you just don't want to work weekends is an IMMEDIATE no from me. We ALL make sacrifices to get what we want. Don't think you're any different.
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ADOPT, YOU IDIOTS!!!!! Stop buying these inbred, puppy-mill products. So many dogs and cats out there who just need some love and attention.
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Guess who just got another ALL-CLEAR on her scans today...?
Baby Blaze, that's who!
#FuckCancer
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Another 3-month check-up in the books and Baby Blaze is still...
CANCER-FREE, MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!
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Not to be an opportunistic S.O.B. but I just found Spencer Ware still available in three leagues. #LearnToHandcuff
tmz.com/2018/11/30/kc-chiefs…
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Just STFU and vote. I don't need to see your sticker. I don't need to hear your opinions on who you voted for or why. Just be a responsible adult, get off your ass and vote if you haven't done so already.
I love you all.
#ElectionDay
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Thoughts & prayers for @JimBowdenGM please.
My man is really going through something today. Please respect his privacy in these tough times
#HowBoutThemCowboys
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I would like to personally thank the Los Angeles #Rams for putting an end to all the #Cowboys nonsense on the @FantasyAlarm Show on @SiriusXMFantasy. Not sure my body could have handled another week of incessant vomitting.
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Ever since she came home from surgery, he's never left her side. Even if it means just being her pillow. #GottaJibboo #BabyBlaze
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#Chiefs season spiraling out of control thanks to Andy Reid. GIVE KAREEM HUNT THE FUCKING BALL!!!!!!!
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Collinsworth trying to name a professional wrestler, comes up with Gorgeous George?? GET HIM THE F*** OUT OF THE BOOTH!!!!
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Thank you all so much for the positive vibes and outpouring of love. Biopsy pending but Baby Blaze is on her way home.
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Official apology to @ESPNFantasy
Taysom Hill's player capsule does note that his TE eligibility can be removed at any point this season & a tweet from @MikeClayNFL dated 4/29 states it as well.
I am sorry for my negative comments towards them.
CC: @MatthewBerryTMR
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Sad day today. Saying goodbye to #TheShed, my office & broadcast studio for the last 10 years. But, moving locally for a year while we plan our great escape to Alaska so onwards & upwards!!
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Hearing way too many stories about #SFB15 draft room Karens.
People, please. You signed up for a slow draft and knew there was an 8-hr clock per pick. You're not the draft police. If someone takes 5 hours to make a pick, so be it.
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Al Michaels & Cris Collinsworth with the role of the spaghetti being played by Patrick Mahomes' penis.
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The @FantasyAlarm #FAmily, the #fantasysports industry & the world lost an amazing man last night. Rest in both peace & power @gasdoc_spit. I'm going to miss you so much, Andy. #FuckCancer #CancerSucks #ButteredStonesForever
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30 years of friendship & 17 years of marriage!
What a woman!
Happy anniversary, @doobiejsf!!!!
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Netflix Is A Joke
You wanna know WHAT'S IN THE BOX, #FANation? Big thanks to everyone at @FantasyAlarm @SiriusXMFantasy & @FantasySportsTA!!! @JimBowdenGM & I are truly honored and humbled. nitter.app/rotobuzzguy/status/955…
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What do you wanna bet the new guy who works in the Twitter Verification Department has been asking me #fantasyfootball start/sits...?
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The #SFB12 live drafts in San Francisco are in the books! Thank you @ScottFish24 for letting me host. What an AMAZING crew! More photos and videos to come!
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Myles Garrett is a piece of garbage. #Browns been dirty all might but this is beyond ridiculous.
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Always a fan of doing your own thing but I've never understood this -- wearing your Titans jersey to a Chiefs/Ravens playoff game?
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About 60-70 yards from my house here in Juneau is the Mendenhall River. Risen about 6 feet over the last few hours 😳
It's like the universe is giving us a Derrick Henry-like stiff arm or something!
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Honored to accept the @FSGAtweets award for Best Video Content! So proud of the @FantasyAlarm team. Everyone worked their asses off to produce some amazing shows!!
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Daaaaang. Look at the manager of the 2020 World Series champs dropping picks like Nostradamus
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We interrupt this weekend's coverage of @phish @SphereVegas to announce...
It's on baby!! #SFB14 SF Live Drafts gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks as always @ScottFish24 & @FantasyCaresOrg
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Your #fantasyfootball questions will be answered shortly. Took a breather from work today to get new ink.
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Name a movie that never gets enough love but you can watch over and over.
I'll start it off with She's Out of My League
#SlapshotRegatta
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Wife: Michael Keaton is Batman again?
Me: It's a multiverse thing like they did with Spiderman.
Wife: Multiverse?
Me:
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Today starts our week-long move to Alaska. I may post videos/photos of our trip but I will not be answering any fantasy questions. Hit up @jimpemba777 & @CoopAFiasco if you need. I'm back on 7/28.
Bye bye lower-48!! See you on the other side!
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Wife said she wanted dinner on the table when she got home from work so I did what I do best...
BREAKFAST ANYTIME!!
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Well, #FantasySports Twitter, you never cease to amaze me. I just want to say with all the sincerity in my heart -- thank you. The out-pour of sympathy and emotion over these last few days has been overwhelming.
Thank you so much, and much love from me to all of you!
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Hey @tkelce & @Chiefs -- please make this girl's dream come true in Week 4 and show her just how much of a hero her dad is for trying to do this for her! There's too much garbage in the world to ignore a request for love! Thanks!
I live in michigan, my daughter has had several surgeries on her ears to help her hear. She is a huge Kelce fan. Going to chiefs game at Ford field. Trying everything to reach Kelce to meet her. It would be her wish come true. Trying to get his attention for it.
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For everyone in #SFB14, we've got a nice little treat for you!
@CoopAFiasco has built the ultimate set of #playerrankings using the new scoring and his takes.
This article is FREE and only available on @FantasyAlarm
fantasyalarm.com/articles/nf…
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Me: Just wanted to let you know I'm back home from the conference.
Wife: How was it?
Me: Great. Had my first White Claw.
Wife: ::click::
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I will return to social media and answering your #fantasyfootball start/sits Thursday morning.
I have been dealing with a family emergency over the last several days. I am just starting to return to work on @FantasyAlarm & @SiriusXMFantasy.
I appreciate your understanding.
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You mean you COULDN'T care less. If you're gonna throw shade at millions of your fans, at least use the proper phrase. xoxo a fantasy editor
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The coolest wife in the world (@Doobiej) just dropped off lunch to the Shed!
#NationalSandwichDay
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was the batter related to Juan Marichal?
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Still don't wanna live past 80 but if I'm going to, this is how I want it to be.
Pulsar Vaporizers
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I answer every single question I get on Twitter, Facebook, the @FantasyAlarm forums and email. Every single one. Would that deserve your vote here? Please and thank you!
Congratulations to all of our nominees for 'Most Outstanding Social Media'! Winners will be announced at the 2018 FSTA Winter Conference bit.ly/FSTAwinter
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MORNING HOT TAKE:
IT'S NOT A FUCKING PITCH COUNT!
THERE ARE NO PITCHERS IN FOOTBALL!
CALL IT A LIMITED SNAP COUNT OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BUSINESS AND MY MENTIONS!
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Shout it out to Del Griffith!
Hope he finds someplace nice to celebrate Thanksgiving today.
#ShowerRingDivision
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I just took my first shower in 5 days, Chipper Jones texted to say he wants to be on Tuesday's @FantasyAlarm Alarm Show to discuss his #fantasyfootball draft & this is my new office. I think I made it out of this move alive. Thank you everyone for your support! Now let's cush it!
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I routinely pick fights with my wife so she'll storm off into the bedroom and then I can watch whatever I want on TV.
#ConfessionsOfAQuarantinedMan
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You know what needs to go? How about all of these stupid meme/engagement tweets telling you one has to go.
Who gives a shit? None of the items are EVER going to go, so who cares?
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BOOOOOM!!!! 💰
The #NFLDraft ticket I've been sitting on for months and telling you about on the @FantasyAlarm Show on @SiriusXMFantasy!
Let's go #DirtyBirds!!
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Dear @ESPNFANSUPPORT & @ESPNFantasy --
Your product sucks and your support team is terrible and a little condescending as well. No ability to make changes or customize? I guess you get what you pay for.
No more leagues with you & zero recommendations to others.
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To all my #FantasyFootball baby birds -- If you're drafting 4th or lower and Zeke is there, YOU TAKE ZEKE!!!! Just be sure to handcuff to Pollard in the 6th or 7th and you're covered. Stop whining about your first pick and focus on the rest of your draft!!
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It's both #NationalDogDay2019 AND #InternationalDogDay2019????
Say hello to the Wolfpack of Half Moon Bay (Julius, Tweezer & Baby Blaze)
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Not sure who this announcer is in the Chiefs game, but he really needs to take Mahomes' penis out of his mouth before he speaks.
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There seem to be a LOT of porn bots out there who play #fantasyfootball and they ALL like the advice I'm doling out.
#winning
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The band is back together!!
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Thank you to those who have checked in. We are safe at home. Our hearts go out to those affected by the shootings here in Half Moon Bay.
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To all my beautiful #fantasyfootball babies: I promise to answer all your Week 11 start/sit questions well ahead of lineup lock, but please be patient. It's the RotobuzzGal's 50th birthday celebration this weekend & she's No. 1 on my depth chart. #FANation @FantasyAlarm
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Killer add to an already killer staff!!!
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I LOVE when people give me shit for crapping on Marshawn Lynch, saying he's a thug w/ no heart for the game & then he does this. #punkbitch
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