Bitcoiner and Roboticist @crackeddevs (acq. by Whop) @SatsTerminal
San Francisco
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My company crackeddevs has been acquired by Whop
The future of commerce is onchain and Whop will be at the forefront
Whop has acquired @crackeddevs
We set out to build the world’s largest crypto products
And believe Whop will become the biggest of them all
What we’re releasing in the coming days will unlock stablecoins for businesses globally
Stay tuned
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Just raised 1.7M from @cbventures, @drapervc and others to build the future of Bitcoin DeFi.
More news soon.
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Hiring a cracked React Native developer
₹20–25 LPA + joining bonus, equity, tech perks
Fully remote, real users, high impact on Bitcoin
DM me your best mobile app (video) + Link to Github profile
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this is a less than a block on Market tho and you walked through the worst area and filmed it, literally across the road would've been completely normal to walk on, not saying SF is perfect, but this is not a representation of the city by any means
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great now just do this in real time on every frame with 0 latency and we have Microsoft Flight Simulator ++
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All time high for 24 hour trading volume for $MIM on @SatsTerminal
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My mom found out where I work
Just raised 1.7M from @cbventures, @drapervc and others to build the future of Bitcoin DeFi.
More news soon.
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Submission for the @coinbase hackathon:
1. The first AI agent VC!
2. Convince 4 AI Whales (@Cobratate @elonmusk @pmarca @realDonaldTrump) your token is the best investment!
3. If they all agree, they will max bid your token with the treasury into your coin!
4. Your community token pumps and you win 10% of the tokens bought, rest is burnt!
@virtuals_io @base
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It is moonlighting, because devs that are moonlighting get really good at lying and creating a perception of accomplishing something, which can be hard to spot unless you are micromanaging or in a very small team and it always slows down the rest of the team
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One SatsTerminal user was manually signing hundreds of trades through the UI.
So we inscribed a message directly to his Bitcoin wallet offering an API key.
gm to onchain customer support.
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found a vulnerability with the Alpha Arena benchmark you can just send money to Grok to flip Deepseek
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Was asked to record a demo of FERB when I was invited to @FallonTonight , someone drank a bat soup and I couldn't go but it was cool that that almost happened.
Enjoy this video of FERB flexing his jawline and counting his fingers with my background orchestra of 3D Printers.
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Made a super cringe video demo to tell you all
You can now sell runes to Magic Eden on SatsTerminal
gm
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use @SatsTerminal load up on $MIM now is the time to act
I’ve got a strong feeling the @mavensbot 10K collection is going to surpass @nodemonkes in value. Might be smart to load up on $MIM now—just in case.
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We won the hackathon! dropping CA in 24 hours, notifs on.
The @coinbasedev AI Hackathon is complete, and it's time to announce the winners for the Base track
🥇 Best overall project: Whale Tank — A venture capital simulator where users pitch tokens to AI whales
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o1 is great, we had a bug in working on a chain abstraction script and the error was in hex, with specific EVM error codes - I copy pasted the hex into O1 and it literally converted it to english and explained the error then asked for the code to fix it, I was blown away!
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the entire Bitcoin ecosystem is working together to bring the best user friendly experience in Crypto, on no other chain have we seen this, bitcoin eco is built soo different, its the only ecosystem built for value creation not extraction
Ok this is pretty crazy.
You can now buy runes from DotSwap LPs directly on Magic Eden...
How is everyone sleeping on this??
gg @dot_swap @linzheming @MEonBTC @SatsTerminal
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We are featured on Bitcoin(.)com let's gooooo
🚀 @SatsTerminal secures $1.7M pre-seed funding from Coinbase Ventures and Draper Associates to simplify Bitcoin DeFi. 💸
• Targets Bitcoin ecosystem fragmentation via unified DEX, bridge, and yield tools.
• Already integrated with Runes projects like $DOG and $BILLY.
• Funds to boost order algorithms, auto-compounding yields, and partner networks.
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monday morning:
Woke up at 4:30 am
Showered, stretched, walked to the office 5:30 am
Called my co-founder and synced to plan the week 6 am
Took a 10 minute walk before sun's UV-index becomes dangerous 7 am
Now will vibe-code the rest of the day. thank you @bryan_johnson
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Wow. I just got @coinbasedev AgentKit live in minutes using their preconfigured template (thanks for working with me @kleffew94). This really accelerates my time-to-launch for the AI Agent I've been building. I can easily import @langchain integrations to extend it. Really powerful to have all the CoinbaseDev tooling built in and accessible too.
Excited for what this future holds!
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MagicEden acquires Slingshot
Slingshot launching runes swaps with USDC
Coinbase VC invests in SatsTerminal (runes aggregator)
$DOG is up 30% in a day
How can you not be bullish on runes
Today's the last day you ever need to think about chains. Proud to share @MagicEden has acquired @SlingshotCrypto.
First we were on 1 chain
Then we became cross chain
Now, no more chains
Trade instantly on all chains without bridging. This is how we'll be #1 in NFTs + tokens.
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Bitcoin is close to being in a state of emergency, we cleared out the mempool. Let's look at the mempool and understand why this is important (1/n)
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The art is ready.
The product is ready.
Waiting for a few small things to come together, to make sure we can make this go viral. Then we will be launching on @virtuals_io and @base first.
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my roman empire is defi on bitcoin
after having speedrun their garden integration in one weekend, i had to fly to SF to see just how cracked @rishabhjava and the @SatsTerminal is
spoiler alert: they're very cracked
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Intern deserves a raise for this one
Just another day in CT Runes races
Papa @LeonidasNFT with his $DOG
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Sats Terminal is now powering Runes swaps at Magic Eden
Magic Eden is by far the largest marketplace for Bitcoin assets
Sats Terminal is the Jupiter for Bitcoin
New & improved Runes swaps are here!
🟧 Aggregated liquidity = better pricing
🟧 Sell into bids, swap with ease
Powered by @SatsTerminal.
Psssst, builders: You can access Magic Eden's liquidity via our API… Link below.
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fuck it I am going to the dark side sorry @cursor_ai
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Just used my Xverse wallet on mobile with Use Hedge from @SatsTerminal to borrow USDC with @aave as the provider, didn't have to setup a ETH wallet, think about gas tokens or worry about briding, wrapping, just scanned a QR with my Xverse wallet and sent bitcoin, got the stables on the platform, withdrew it to my @RedotPay wallet and bought shakshuka for lunch
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Honored to judge the Bitcoin Summit Hackathon remotely. This project particularly stood out because most products on Bitcoin have a worldclass backend, but frontend UX still lags.
We need to ship more tooling such as this RPC-level optimizer (smarter UTXO & PSBT tooling) so builders can move faster and build better frontend applications.
Kudos to MIDL and Bitcoin Summit and this team for shipping this!
ALT Screenshot of a hackathon project: “UTXO Indexer-Selector” overview with repo link and features (real-time Bitcoin Core + RocksDB, advanced selection algorithms, PSBT integration, REST API, privacy-focused aggregation).
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People seem to forget the only reason most their countries were found is because someone was looking for India
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@SatsTerminal is providing the best swap experience with @MEonBTC for both buys and sells, buy for any amount and sell for any amount
This is pretty fucking massive?
If I’m understanding correctly, this basically turns Swaps into a souped up AMM, as it can route through @dot_swap and other pools
Am I missing something or isn’t this exactly what we’ve wanted?
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been stuck in analysis paralysis for a bitcoin product I have been working on for too long to admit, need to stop overthinking and yeet this into the market asap
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KANYE IS RUNNING HIS MOUTH
MEDIA WILL SAY HE SAID THINGS HE DIDN'T
BUT WHAT DID HE SAY?
WE MADE A GAME TO FIND OUT!
PLAY NOW:
didkanyesaythis.com
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dont die Jesus approves my morning routine
monday morning:
Woke up at 4:30 am
Showered, stretched, walked to the office 5:30 am
Called my co-founder and synced to plan the week 6 am
Took a 10 minute walk before sun's UV-index becomes dangerous 7 am
Now will vibe-code the rest of the day. thank you @bryan_johnson
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FUTURE IS NOW
BITCOIN HISTORY IS BEING MADE TODAY!
MAGIC EDEN AND SATS TERMINAL HAVE OFFICIALLY JOINED FORCES!
EVERY SINGLE RUNES SWAP ON MAGIC EDEN IS POWERED BY SATSTREAM ALGO, THE MOST POWERFUL BITCOIN TRADE ROUTING ENGINE EVER BUILT:
- MAXIMUM LIQUIDITY
- ULTRA-EFFICIENT EXECUTION
- BEST PRICES
TOGETHER, WE ARE UNLEASHING A NEW ERA FOR BITCOIN - AN ERA WHERE USER ALWAYS WINS, WHERE EVERYONE IS INCLUDED AND WHERE BITCOIN FINALLY HAS THE INFRASTRUCTURE IT DESERVES!!!
NO MORE FRAGMENTED LIQUIDITY!
NO MORE OUTDATED TRADING!
NO MORE WAITING FOR THE FUTURE!
THE FUTURE IS HERE!
YOUR FUTURE!!!
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nitter.app/rishabhjava/status/198… planning to patch this?
found a vulnerability with the Alpha Arena benchmark you can just send money to Grok to flip Deepseek
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YO THIS IS HUGE
garden just arrived on @solana
swap BTC, WBTC, USDC, and more to SOL trustlessly
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Vibe coded a multiplayer flappy bird
Try it now flappy-pvp.vercel.app
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.@SatsTerminal now live on @runesdotcom
Trading with charts on @runesdotcom!
Now you can start trading like a proper degen, unleashing the power of charts and our aggregator at RunesDotCom!
Get the best price of @LeonidasNFT from all marketplaces and DEXs with Sats Terminal 🧠
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the devs are on a very very deserved offsite in Bali for the next couple of days
Let's see what happens when insanely cracked developer decides to meet up in bali for workcation
@bevatsal1122 @rishabhjava @michaelbeer01 @ameeetgaikwad @xshivank @shrirajpawar04
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this is a BIP (Bitcoin Improvement Proposal) fighting for a soft fork right now, read line 270
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I was the Indian guy, I’ve never said that publicly, and to my knowledge, nobody else has either. But it’s true.
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If your Twitter feed doesn't look like this, you are not doing Bitcoin right and you are missing out
@MagicEden @NTWHRUNES @Magisat_io
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USDB pools on @SatsTerminal
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I think we need to do a better job at comms as well
the whole premise of our company is to make Bitcoin more accessible and that should extend beyond the tech we build to how we communicate what we have built too!
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@the_nof1 you should patch that, likely with a runner that sends back any funds sent to the wallets on Hyperliquid
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We are cooking with @Jiurn
Cool to see that @Inscripedia has inscribed this book by @rodarmor on Bitcoin via @OrdinalsBot! 🚀
Transforming publishing with Bitcoin’s permanence. Could this be the new standard? 📚✨
What other titles would you love to see preserved forever on-chain?
Check this out 👇
ordinalsbot.com/inscription/…
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I made a UI for @spark wallet sdk, inspired by Lifo.
OSS, super simple.
Use the UI or run it locally.
Not built for production use!! store your mnemonic safely + DYOR.
Got annoyed using scripts for @spark wallet, so made a basic CLI wallet.
Simple wrapper around the official SDK, with the ability to create, deposit and transfer.
Very likely broken and you shouldn't use it. But here it is anyway ✨
github.com/lifofifoX/thunder
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Ricky our mascot is very cute
It's official, @unisat_wallet's Alkanes marketplace is now integrated in Sats Terminal! Now you can get the best price for Alkanes between Unisat and @idclub_ord
Available with @oylwallet and unisat wallet connected to the site.
Also in the video: @FattyBballs 😂
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great updates king!
I wonder if in the future it would be possible to query the runes balance of an address through an inscription, could make some really cool collections for popular runes, and you level up or down based on how many of that runes you hold
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Official post:
We are happy to announce that we’ve raised $1.7M to grow and expand Sats Terminal — the Bitcoin DeFi Aggregation Protocol.
Our Pre-Seed Round was led by @cbventures and @drapervc with participation from industry-leading venture funds and angel investors.
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This is the runes alpha I think you are missing
1. Leonidas is trying to sell his inscription to get liquid
Dropping the price to sell immediately.
2. He says there is a big $DOG announcement tomorrow.
All signs pointing towards a $DOG major CEX listing, @LeonidasNFT wants the liquidity to load up.
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When I want to get into a deep development flow, I just pick a song I like and let it play on loop for the next few hours, it helps me focus, but also makes me want to finish what I am doing asap so I can stop the song
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Accidentally tapped a notification and had to have a 15 minute conversation with an old friend, life is unfair.
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you need @cursor_ai its a game changer as an ai ide.
I would also suggest v0.dev and @lovable to start your project if you are thinking of a typescript stack.
@KingBootoshi also got me on ChatGPT Pro, but I am yet to see the benefit of that one
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Building in crypto is like building a suit in a cave with scraps. Except now, the cave is Web3 infra and the scraps are their docs. We’ll get it done anyway.
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Great news for the ecosystem, soo buillish on Spark and Spark eco, this will be a new chapter in the future of financial rails and ICM and it will use Bitcoin as the settlement layer
The top launchpad on Bitcoin @luminexio is building again. This time on Spark.
Soon.
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Starting to think inscription scammers need to take over bitcoin core, they seem to understand it better lmao
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Every day I wake up thinking about how do I make people feel FOMO for not having the NTWH extension, and reminding them it is infact the best way to interact with the bitcoin blockchain. PS. thanks to @ShizzySats and @Yagobiverse for helping us show this to the world.
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nitter.app/rishabhjava/status/198… you should probably wait till they patch this lol
found a vulnerability with the Alpha Arena benchmark you can just send money to Grok to flip Deepseek
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Me (explaining childbirth to a kid): A man and woman get married and perform a special prayer, their bodies shake and 9 nine months later a bird drops off a baby.
The kid: so they fucked the bird too?
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Building on Bitcoin, enabling and incentivizing transactions on mainnet will help the ecosystem grow. Runes and ordinals by @rodarmor help with this, any project using Bitcoin as a settlement or finality layer is helping with this as it brings miners more revenue.
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I run a bitcoin company built on Temporal, I watched your 2 hour video on temporal's typescript sdk to get started and now I temporal pill everyone
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