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Reminder: this was in 2020.
Benches emptied at the end of the Kansas State-Kansas game.
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You can tell it's not football because we let UCF in the playoffs.
What a totally normal football score after a minute in the first quarter. #MarchMadness
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Fun Fact: Duke has won 0 games in a row at home against non-conference opponents, tied for worst in the nation.
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Please don't tell me we're just going to end up with Nova/Duke/UNC/Kansas in the final four...
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Friendly reminder: Make sure you spend the next two days learning every intricacy of all 68 teams, ideally with robust mathematical modeling, so that you can lose your bracket challenge to Jan from accounting who picked Purdue because her 3 year old son likes trains.
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Holding NCAA tournament games in arenas with no fans would give Pac-12 teams an unfair advantage.
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Is it a violation if UNC recruits couldn't read the emails offering them money.
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We can use 280 characters now Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks Duke Sucks
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We mean this with the utmost respect: Loyola Chicago is not a Cinderella team. They are just a great team.
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This is what NIL was created for! @PeacocksMBB guard Doug Edert has a deal with @BWWings! Mid major players getting recognized from their hard work on the big stage, this is what March is all about
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BREAKING NEWS: we have live footage of the tortilla that was thrown on the court. #NationalChampionship #MarchMadness
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Thank you Ayo Dosunmu for restoring Illinois basketball. If this is it for your college career, you will go down as a school legend and your contributions won’t be forgotten. What player(s) will never play for your team again that you never got to really say goodbye to? 👇👇👇
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Michigan State booster Dan Gilbert hires Michigan’s coach John Beilein for his NBA team, thus weakening Michigan. 6D chess move right there.
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Now we know who will star as Juwan Howard in a bio-pic #Oscars2022
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Virginia: We are the greatest comeback story in recent memory Tiger: Hold my beer
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When you find out the FBI had a wiretap on your coach talking about paying you $100k to go to Arizona
Caption this! 😂😂
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Live from a bar in Columbus

ALT Forrest Gump Alone GIF

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WE SLEEP IN MAY Down goes @LouisvilleMBB and up goes the Madness! Vermont's @EverettDuncan34 with the buzzer beater to keep the Catamounts alive!
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I think the @CFAPeachBowl was on to something.
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EXCLUSIVE: We have obtained the official application UCF, Cincinnati, BYU, and Houston filled out to join the Big 12
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Indiana University (of Pennsylvania) is up on Syracuse University (of Syracuse)
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This Jeopardy contestant single-handedly changed the future of the NFL.
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Upsets anyone? (h/t /u/Clipdodgecharge)
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Why do they call it a “playoff” with 4 teams, and when undefeated non P5 teams have no shot at actually getting in? 🤔
Why do they call it the #FinalFour if they're just gonna do it again next year? 🤔
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Just FYI we don't allow Barstool links in the subreddit. They were banned for spamming, so on top of the racism, sexism, and homophobia, you can add spammers. Also fuck Dave Portnoy.
Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy defends using racist language in past videos, saying "I'm uncancellable" bit.ly/3idVXNL
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Kansas Jayhawks are 1st in the Big 12. Oklahoma Sooners are last in the Big 12..... Are we sure this isn't basketball season?
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If App State wins this game, they would almost certainly get a 16-seed. Michigan is hot on track to a 1-seed. You know what we're rooting for.
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And with that, /r/CollegeBasketball is free from the Ball family. we did it reddit
LaVar Ball told ESPN that LiAngelo and LaMelo have signed with Lonzo's agent, and the goal is to find an overseas team that will play both at the same time. This also means there’s no chance of LaMelo playing college hoops — es.pn/2ACpr2t
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The experts on non-competitive playoff games weigh in:
we were told there would be madness @redditCBB
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I've been an Evansville fan for 30 minutes now and I honestly can't even begin to tell you how much this means to me
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NCAA Division 1 Basketball 2020/2021 Circle Of Suck! (via u/Sir_Superman and u/Ike348)
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A TORTILLA WAS THROWN ON THE COURT
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[GIF War] Meet the Blue Bloods (via u/surgeric) teddit.net/r/CollegeBasketba…
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Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that Dick Vitale has a clone in a wig sitting right above him
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The Big 12 has completed a two way circle of suck.
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Charles Barkley: "I thought Iowa was the best team in the country up until last night" Shaq "Iowa?" Charles: "No uh, Purdue. They're the same. They're in the same state. Idaho and Indiana" Kenny: "Idaho and Indiana?" Charles "Montana and Iowa..."
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Rutgers fans going into work today like
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What if I told you a team called the retrievers would be the greatest underdog story of them all? ESPN 30 for 30 presents G O O D B O Y S
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There are no ties in College Basketball or Football. College > Pro @RedditCFB
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Kevin Durant is joining the Big 10.
Kevin Durant has requested a trade out of Brooklyn, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.
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College basketball officials heading to the monitor with under 2 minutes
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Devontae Green has the San Andreas cheat code for unlimited ammo tattooed on his bicep. (/u/Flattishsassy). teddit.net/comments/b4qmw3 #marchmaddness #NIT
Double. Double. Double. Double. Second career double-double for Green.
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you really gotta wonder if burrow could do it on a cold wednesday night at mackey
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Buckeyes are crying and America rejoice
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Hey Joe, We’re running a simulation of March Madness on NCAA 2K8 over the next few weeks. Realistic bracket, (mostly) updated rosters, the whole thing, DraftKings partnership, the whole thing. We’d love to have you commentate some of the games if you want!
I have good news for you - While we’re all quarantined right now without any sports, I’d love to get some practice reps in. Send me videos of what you’re doing at home and I’ll work on my play-by-play. Seriously!
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With the chaos yesterday, the Big 12 circle of doom (suck) has been completed! (Via u/yoshi123yt)
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Easiest way to tell it's officially October @RedditCFB
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ESPN’s CBB 2018 rewind: Trae Young Trae Young FBI: Sean Miller wiretapped Sean Miller must be fired Sean Miller is fired (SIKE) Trae Young Kansas wins big 12 again UVA will win it all UMBC BEATS VIRGINIA! SISTER JEAN! Nova Champs ZION ZION Could duke beat Cavs? Zags ZION ZION
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Thank goodness the CFP Selection Committee avoided putting in a team that would get blown out
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Purdue gonna finish the year 16-15 and 8th on kenpom
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harvard dropping knowledge before tonight's game @RedditCFB
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15TH-SEEDED @EWUMBB STUNS 2ND-SEEDED SAN DIEGO STATE 78-68. LEHIGH. FLORIDA GULF COAST. YOU’VE GOT COMPANY. THIS. IS. MARCH. #RedditMarchMadness
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College basketball, 2020: Gonzaga is incredible, Kentucky stinks, Duke and UNC are meh, Iowa and Baylor are top 5, Rutgers is good somehow, Tennessee is the SEC favorite, Houston is great too. College football, 2020: Here's Alabama, Clemson, and Ohio State again.
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We are three minutes into the season and ESPN hasn’t brought up Duke yet. What a time to be alive. Cherish this while it lasts.
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Bill Walton: “and if the Russians invade us tomorrow” and the mic gets cut Truly wonder how he was going to finish that.
hxjakss
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Dude, just shut the hell up for once
No idea how you can call that an all-time great college basketball game when it was won by a lucky shot.
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College basketball: 71 years and counting without a Boston-area championship.
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With Purdue defeating Michigan State today, you know MSU will take their anger out on their next opponent. *checks schedule and sees it’s Indiana* Oh. Well, we’re sure Purdue didn’t plan for that to be the case, surely not.....
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Man, #1 seeds have it rough on the football side. #1 seeds would never falter that bad in college basketball.......
If Alabama doesn't rally from this 44-16 hole, No. 1 seeds in the CFP will be 3-5, and yet to win a national title in the four seasons of the Playoff.
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And we have an upset!!!! #13 @uvmvermont defeats #4 @LouisvilleMBB 72-69 Vermont with the three with 0.3s left to win it!
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The hardest road
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With Northwestern's win over Nebraska, #11 Ohio State is tied for last place in the Big Ten.
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ESPN will sneak Zion and Duke into everything, including @RedditCFB's big game. #NationalChampionship (via u/Raging_Russian)
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Police have released the surveillance photos of the person who stole Red Panda's unicycle. WE MUST FIND HIM! You mess with Red Panda, you mess with all of us ktvu.com/news/thief-swipes-7…
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The Mountain West is better than the ACC. Tell your friends.
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"We knew these conference tournaments were really important" Except, they weren't, as shown by Tennessee being a 3 seed, Texas A&m being the 4th team out, etc.
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"Florida can hold deez"
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you’re right, as I was watching #9 FAU take on #3 Kansas State for a shot at the Final Four I couldn’t stop thinking about how much more fun it would be if instead Georgia were beheading TCU at center court for four hours straight
Replying to @redditCBB
College football would like a word
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For the first time ever, there is a perfect bracket through the first weekend. “Center Road” on NCAA’s Bracket Challenge is 48/48 so far. The previous record for longest streak with a perfect bracket was 39.
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Good thing that UVA played for that one seed so that they could play a West Coast team at 10:30PM with an Elite Eight berth on the line. Solid scheduling job, @marchmadness
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BREAKING: North Carolina to build new practice facility set to debut in 2019. Funding will come from money saved from lack of classes, materials to come from the bricks they tossed up tonight
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So it Begins... College Basketball Imperialism Map teddit.net/r/CollegeBasketba…
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BANG! @TexasTechMBB outlasts @PackMensBball 78-75 in a First Four Thriller! Post Game Thread: teddit.net/r/CollegeBasketba…? #RedditMarchMadness
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KU - Rutgers has scientifically proven it Inventor of basketball > Inventor of football
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but: if your team can't score more than 34 points against @UVAMensHoops, maybe it's not their team that's making the game boring
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Trying to understand where Miley Cyrus fits into this basketball tournament like
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WALTON: "Heart of a lion, eye of a tiger. Some of the most beautiful creatures." PASCH: "Lions or tigers?" WALTON: "Neither. Both. Like the amber waves of grain and the mountain majesties that make up this land, can't pick just one." PASCH: "Jumper's good, Washington up by 5."
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Congratulations @UVAMensHoops for being the last team on the undefeated map made by user u/jloose128 teddit.net/r/CollegeBasketba…
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"The Chiefs did a great...... FANCY LIKE APPLEBEES, ON A DATE NIGHT"
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Smfh karma whores
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Bob Huggins last memory was being at a Burger King at 1:30pm in Washington PA. He was pulled over around 8:30pm, and had no idea where he was, and blew a .210 on the breathalyzer.
Parts of the criminal complaint against Bob Huggins, obtained by CBS Sports, which includes an alarming .210 breathalyzer reading “after multiple failed attempts.” Huggins failed multiple field sobriety tests on scene.
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rt if your school's arena has better security than our nation's capitol building.
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Lower-seeded high major over better-seeded mid-major is the grossest upset.
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Iowa State fans are booing Tyrese Hunter every time he touches the ball.😂😂 Don't change Ames. Don't change.
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Big 12: "We wanna play football this fall!" Sun Belt: "You sure about that?"
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As the largest College Basketball account on twitter, we would like to congratulate Seton Hall for their 2020 NCAA Title. This is now official.
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The best damn postseason in all of sports.
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Kentucky basketball power rankings 1. Kentucky 2. Western Kentucky 3. Murray State 4. Northern Kentucky 15. Lindsey Wilson Blue Raiders 22. Simmons college Falcons 34. Warren Central high school 45. Louisville
Final from our second exhibition: Louisville 68 Kentucky Wesleyan 71
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Coach K Loses last home game in Cameron Indoor to UNC Loses last game as head coach, in the final four, to UNC.
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So this happened
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With KU’s loss today, the Big 12’s Circle of Suck/Doom is complete! teddit.net/r/CollegeBasketba…
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