gangstalked on main - cryptocurrency is satanic and most people are demons, earth flat and spaceX is fake, plus mud flood stuff, Bible is based and I love Jesus

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free wifi password = God
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Yo fuck this Airbnb
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It’s insane how beautiful life can be
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These are the cars that have been following me for the last 4 years
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Just raw dogged a 6 minute drive to McDonald’s. No Twitter, no youtube shorts no texting. Locked in on the road the whole time. Built different.
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Type of shit I’m on rn
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Bros I just felt down the stairs drunk at this airbnb. How do I fix this?? Can I fill it in with some type of putty home depot? My perfect airbnb guest rating is gonna tank!!
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Once I realized $40 a day is $400k a year I dropped out of school
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Why Subway asking for a tip.. bro we literally made this sandwich together
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Your body fat percentage should be your tax rate.
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💀
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If you’re a stupid retard I want to follow you!
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It fucking worked!!!!!!!!
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😱🎯
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Electricity is shutting down around the globe in two hours.
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Travel is the dumbest activity. You don’t need to go anywhere. People pretend it’s about learning or seeing new cultures but it’s just burgers with a different background. Being well travelled actually made me appreciate the US way more. Just look at stuff on Google maps.
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Do Kwon run, but Do Can’t hide
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About to get free Dr Pepper and yall ain’t!!😁
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I’ve never seen a Chinese person pumping gas or pregnant
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tf is this
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Fuck McDonald’s
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Girls today need 30 Stanleys but in my day ONE cup was enough for TWO girls
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Any tips on rearranging my room?
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White women like this are basically Chinese because all look same
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4chan is where smart people pretend to be retarded and twitter is where retarded people pretend to be smart
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You ever rent the same car you have so you can switch the tires?
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Sick, I got two and learned something new. Dr Pepper is bottled by both Pepsi (left) or Coca-Cola (right) depending which facility is cheaper in any given area.
About to get free Dr Pepper and yall ain’t!!😁
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Gonna be sick
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Been thinking a lot lately
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Real
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I wonder if Chinese ppl ever say “let’s go get some nigga food”
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Wearing my nice outfit to church today
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Thank you God
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Stole this NFT last night
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Type shit
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Everyone talking about how this guy missed gonna feel stupid when they release pictures of his home and it's covered in drawings and photos of ears
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"youre acting weird" first of all, im not acting
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Radbros at Motel 6 (oil on canvas, 2024)
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Screw this job
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Unverified is the new unvaccinated
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all great things in life come from unemployment
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What’s her @
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CIA and Mossad and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and caribbean islands. They are going to frame me with a laptop planted by my ex gf who was a spy. They will torture me to death.
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You think this a game?
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Party rocking with a mouse tonight, piece of cheese I'm gonna have a big bite
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Real
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How tf subway INSIDE Walmart out of lettuce Nigga go get it
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Going to Bass Pro Shop, need anything?
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First day out
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Self dox idc anymore im quitting twitter
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They don’t understand the things I say on Twitter
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🚨URGENT WARNING: THEY ARE ABOUT TO OPEN A PORTAL IN THE ELECTROMAGNETIC FEILD ⚠️
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Yall new at this shit I can tell
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Maybe you should have told me that first!!!!
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I buy $5k of ebt every month off skid row for $800 and spend it all on erewhon smoothies
An unemployed woman used her food stamps to shop at Erewhon Market in Los Angeles, enjoying meals that rival what many middle-class households struggle to afford.
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this how much i get to post uap/ufo vids on my alt
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😶‍🌫️💨
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gifting a MacBook Pro to any comments on this tweet with 0 likes
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😮👉🏻
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Type shit rn
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I want to live on a farm
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I made out with this hot redhead chick at a gas station this morning while buying cigarettes
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Even if you like anime you gotta still wear deodorant bro
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bipolar? more like die hard holder
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I was groomed by Mr. Beast
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On that grind
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It’s me Lana
🚨 Lana Del Rey admits she has a secret X/Twitter where she rage-baits people.
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WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 1004-1557-4th Avenue, Prince George, BC, V2L 3K1. 💰You’ll get paid after we get back. 🔪Must bring your own weapons. 🥽Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
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Real
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having dinner in peace tonight
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Type shit
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Type shit
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I just got banned from iMessage
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If you say fuck off backwards it’s still fuck off but in irish
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When I was 19 I would cook bones in a slow cooker with vinegar until you could eat them. I don’t remember why I was doing that.
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you are now chinese
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Camera capsule after 5 day long intestinal journey. Video dropping soon.
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i don’t trust the government.
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ⓘ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱 𝘮𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦
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If you die on chain you die in real life
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I must be a vet the way I’m putting down these dogs
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Which team are you on? (I already know)
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promised face reveal at 7k enjoy
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🚨 BREAKING: Midjourney V7 has officially flipped the AI art game on its head. It hasn’t even been 24 hours, and the internet is already flooded with jaw-dropping creations. Here are 20 mind-blowing examples that look too real to be AI-generated: 1.
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You wouldn’t download a car?
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Replying to @BallerinaBitty
Please find Jesus
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Following everyone back even scammers
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Only the paranoid survive
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