The people who still use chatgpt are like the Japanese soldiers who were living in the jungle not realizing WW2 had been over for years
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i don’t think you guys realize how cooked we are. my little cousin (14) unironically just speaks in brainrot. lives in a highly educated area, picturesque white picket fence suburbs.
every other sentence is a meme or some soundboard effect. it’s just how he communicates
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>no small feat behind the scenes
>literally just a react native app
nobody serious is gonna take this guy seriously anymore. a tragedy
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>linux kernel developer
>no syntax highlighting
>no LSP
>one terminal window, no tmux
>literally just rawdogging terminal and barebones vi
>writes USB driver from scratch in just 3h
what's your excuse anon?
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LA is undergoing a sodom and gomorrah event right now
the city has sinned for too long
breakfast burritos should never have costed $12
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thoughts on this guy?
>you actively lurk e/acc
>scroll through endless posts about AGI salvation
>like every "NEVER KYS," "ACCELERATE," and "GM ANON, DID YOU ACCELERATE TODAY"
>been Chad your whole life
>tech job pays stupid money
>digital nomad lifestyle
>handsome
>peak physical condition
>get into surfing accident
>develop CLBP
>the same shit from those cringe commercials with old people making exaggerated faces when bending over
>pain starts mild but gets worse every day
>physician suggests surgery
>insurance says no
>wants you to try every less invasive option first
>friends think surgery is stupid
>keep bringing up some swedish study from 2016 about fusion outcomes
>condition keeps deteriorating
>this goes on for months
>nothing works
>only option left is 4 level fusion
>know the risks are insane
>don't care anymore, need it to have any chance at normal life
>just want to move without wanting to die
>operation gets botched
>realize life is actually over
>oh also you just turned 26 so you’re no longer on your rich parent’s health insurance
what’s your next move anon
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>cofounder leaves
>cofounder leaves
>cofounder leaves
>cofounder leaves
>cofounder leaves
>cofounder leaves
>cofounder leaves
>execs resign
>best girl leaves
what’s going on at openai?
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>quits her job
>becomes a freelance copywriter
>LLMs come out
>quits her job again
>buys a farm with a USDA loan
>admits she knows nothing about gardening
>makes it work
>literally just a farmer now
is this the tradwife we were talking about
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oh wow. this is crazy
“Create a music video of a chinese boy stunting. Incoherent mandarin mumble rap. Generational run. Zoomer icon. Do not include any coherent words”
Google Veo 3 can create singing and music videos from a single prompt.
It's just insane how coherent it is to the video.
🔈Sound On!
Community note
This is an actual music video that was not generated with AI. The post is satire
piped.video/JusWTxmEmEc?si
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a lot of kids are still trying to secure these 6 figure cushy tech jobs but i dont think they realize those are quickly becoming and to some extent already are, artifacts of a distant past. i also don't think a lot of people are as safe as they think they are
the job related meaning crisis has already started and will soon go full swing. this may sound insane but my only hope is that it happens quickly and at large enough scale such that everyone is forced to rebuild rather than painfully hanging onto the old structures
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BREAKING: Senior Meta Engineer Reveals Anti-Kamala Posts Are "Automatically Demoted,” Admits Shadowbanning Tactics
"Say your uncle in Ohio said something about Kamala Harris is unfit to be a president because she doesn't have a child, that kind of sh*t is automatically demoted,” reveals @Meta Senior Software Engineer, Jeevan Gyawali (@JGyawali), to an undercover @OKeefeMedia journalist during a hidden camera date. He confirmed, “The person would not be notified,” but would see a decline in their post engagement and impressions, explaining that Meta’s “Integrity Team” is responsible for controlling content through “civic classifiers,” a system that “shadowbans” posts without notifying users.
Gyawali also revealed a specialized Special Weapons And Tactics (SWAT) team that was created at Meta, stating, “There is a SWAT team that's already set up since April… just to think about all the scenarios of how the platform could be abused.” When asked if Meta is doing their due diligence to protect democracy from disinformation, Gyawali ensured “that’s all going to be demoted 100%.”
When asked, “You guys [Meta] have the ability to influence the outcome of the election?” Gyawali confirmed, “Yes,” admitting Meta’s power to sway political outcomes. When asked if Mark Zuckerberg (@finkd), Co-Founder and CEO and Meta, supports Meta’s political influence and agenda to help the Democratic Party, Gyawali answered, “100%.”
@MetaNewsroom @andymstone
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None of my intelligent (130+ IQ) friends talk to women regularly. They only interface with the opposite gender selectively and rarely e.g. at a business event or doctor’s appointment, but almost never spontaneously in their own time. This has been a long term consistent observation, but today confirmation came. A new meta-analysis showed time talking to women per day decreases exponentially with lower IQ, with drop off to near 0 minutes at 145+. Talking to women is mostly appealing as a way to fill an otherwise vacant mind that has no interesting thoughts and minimal goal-directed behavior. Intelligent people find stimulation from thinking about problems and doing things, not from marinading in vaguely pleasant gossip like a soggy potato sitting in oil in a dirty oven tray
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under the age of 25, youre allowed 1 crashout per year max. not talking about fake performative crash outs cuz its funny, i’m talking about real crashouts that derail u, forcing you to reconsider ur axioms
25+ and its no longer ok. ur allowed one mid life crisis and that’s it
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crazy. i’ve gotten like 4 job offers from x dot com. 0 coffee chat requests. people still using linkedin are literally the Japanese soldiers who were living in the jungle not realizing WW2 had been over for years
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i’ve barely touched claude since deepseek v3 came out, & with r1 i literally have no reason to
doesn’t feel like cheating at all, in fact this switch felt like i was getting longhoused 24/7 dating a normie white girl and finally found the chinese girl that will save me
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all these accs “facedoxxing” thru the ghibli filter. i’ve studied how these work. i can still approximate your PSL you are under it. it can tell too. it’ll make you hot if it thinks youre hot. if you’re mid it makes you look like a generic ghibli character
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how do i hard reset my life and quit drugs. and gambling. and fix my twisted relationship with women. any advice
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the M in MKBHD stands for midwit btw.
the fact that he’s deciding to release a wallpaper app shows a deep misalignment with his ability to understand market needs. years of roasting founders and THIS is what he puts out?
i hope this experience humbles him
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>dyed hair
>soy expression
>top button buttoned
>insults your wife
>”call me theo (name is theodore)”
unprecedented levels of cringe
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had no idea dario fucked w/ abgs like that
this is why anthropic isn’t shipping, they’re distracted by women
OAI is winning because everyone at the company is gay
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kache
why is every underground rapper just converging into the look of some ethnically ambiguous lesbian these days
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you’re not actually afraid of someone stealing your idea. you’re afraid of someone beating your execution
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avante.nvim
claude 3.5 sonnet
dingboard for memes
i beg @napmaxxing for anime girls
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my issue is that i know everything they’re saying and i guarantee you it’s all meaningless, most of it is literally just sound emotes
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did you know? tpot has an audience of normies on instagram who observe us from above, screenshotting every joke we crack to each other like a sick twisted version of the truman show
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Andrew
it feels like i just i completed a main quest line event
ive been asking bartenders to make cocktails from Bartender (2006) anime in order. and ive been stuck on a “grasshopper” (the first cocktail in the anime) for the longest time. i’ve tried all the rooftop nice bars and lounges. nobody in LA has the crème de menthe required to make a grasshopper. except for this one random dive bar in the middle of nowhere that’s cash-only. they had some old stuff lying around on the shelf, apparently they hadn’t touched the crème de menthe in years.
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God grant me a beautiful Chinese woman who moves to America to become an interstate long haul truck driver
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looking for something long term on tinder is so cooked
at least be on hinge 😭 what r u doing
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zuckerberg wants you to believe he hunts
elon wants you to believe he’s a real gamer™
altman wants you to believe he’s gay
don’t fall for it
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“you should drink more water”
doesn’t work on me
“you should be watermaxxing”
i start drinking water
what gives
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Anyone with an ounce of a brain can recognize the curl on his lips when he says “I’m not proud of what I’ve done”.
Even more concerning is the lack of engagement at the under eye muscles when it happens
This guy is clearly a sociopath
We asked @realsohamparekh if he had been working multiple full-time jobs at once.
"It is true."
“I’m not proud of what I’ve done. That’s not something I endorse either. But no one really likes to work 140 hours a week, I had to do it out of necessity."
"I was in extremely dire financial circumstances."
"I’m not a very people person. I don’t share much about what’s going on in my life. So I just thought: if I work multiple places, maybe I can elevate myself out of the situation faster.”
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this is why elon unfollowed tiffany btw. it’s because he stalked her x account too hard
and he found this
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men are almost always the more severely affected party in breakups. which leads me to conclude they are the real romantics in relationships
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no single human could come up with a thread as funny as what naturally emerges from the internet. rolling around in bed laughing and there’s tears coming from my eyes and my snot from my nose. laughing so hard my stomach hurts
Look at the Fruits spawned from the heart of Silicon Valley
Do you finally see the Rot YC has propagated?
It takes two years, of slightly compounding further in the direction of grift, that finally results in this;
A child, applying to YC,
selling his soul
to Garry The Oaf
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this is obviously ragebait, i think the elitism about tooling is a little silly when it gets this out of hand
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mf is programming in comic sans too or some shit. honestly if he wasn’t so good i would call this a bit
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visiting my dad in the hospital rn
doctors have been complaining hes been roaming around too much
so i visit and dawg
this is his room
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tbh if ur not his first love, it’s over
he needs to unironically be saying that he loves you so much and he’s never felt this way before & and that u make him realize he has never experienced love until now
bare minimum. it’s more of a respect thing than anything else. cuz be fr cuz if he wanted to he would
i personally would not put up with this incompetence.
otherwise it’s the equivalent of dating a one-sided divorcee, or worse a widow, that will never see u the way u deserve and always think about his ex
unironically never underestimate the importance of a man’s first love
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ASIANS ARE
- TAKING YOUR JOB
- TAKING YOUR SOTA
- CODING AMERICAN SOFTWARE
- GENERATING AMERICAN CODE
FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS WHITE GUYS HAVE BEEN GETTING COLONIZED BY ASIAN WOMEN AND THOUGHT THEY WERE THE COLONIZERS
SOFT POWER BUT WE’RE RUNNING A TRAIN ON YOU
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