Which lets yall know JUST how intentional it was when that elephant stomped that lady to death.
861
30,320
621,449
30,337,729
I can always smell the blood on my period and I'm always worried people can smell it too
1,843
40,990
586,179
34,127,792
Nah the price of mirrors was one of my most shocking adult discoveries
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25,768
368,157
18,202,973
men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions
2,402
50,781
362,271
8,340,074
Those born in 1999-2004 got the perfect mix of old-school and modern. It's the greatest generation of all time.
3,857
35,554
351,824
16,746,143
DO NOT go anywhere if someone wakes you from yo sleep and they invite you to go somewhere
599
20,367
313,687
24,522,727
sexually reserved men are THE best. Well behaved, won’t steal a kiss, won’t touch you inappropriately but boy if you give them consent? FINISHED.
1,353
22,452
293,699
23,413,410
-Salaries don’t match cost of living
-Education doesn’t guarantee you a job
-EVERYTHING is so damn expensive
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60,792
281,630
8,196,821
Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.
1,025
42,277
286,644
5,480,790
not even being dramatic but i literally feel so useless when this happens. and just deeply apologetic for no reason
140
34,217
260,780
5,826,744
Please don’t bring me to no party if u gon do coke im really gon b in the corner like this
432
21,348
246,466
7,852,121
That I wasn't a gifted child, I was mediocre. I never had any special talents , just surface level information of random topics.
520
32,942
221,139
7,690,382
global warming is real because i have never seen it snow like this in YEARS
1,417
8,287
213,821
9,046,313
If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away
324
16,787
219,670
5,900,772
May this kind of people who always see the beauty in everything find me
151
23,224
212,226
5,030,537
Ask "why them kids ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime
187
23,982
209,633
7,119,042
Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.
150
18,812
200,585
4,731,363
Women love sex just as much as men. However, a woman’s libido is almost entirely dependent on her psychological state.
If she feels safe with you, if she feels seen by you, if she feels desired by you, her sexual appetite will become even more insatiable than your own.
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23,574
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12,195,713
“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”
me in the afternoon and night:
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47,020
179,988
6,681,340
stop waiting for a “special occasion” to use fancier clothes, makeup, glassware, w/e. you ARE the special occasion, act like it. 👁️
118
29,506
175,282
4,288,801
Abuse
Miscarriage
Pregnancy
Losing a parent
Starting from scratch
Depression
Being cheated on
393
41,057
164,784
6,170,986
this is my dream i want to annoy a man so much he falls in love with me
164
21,725
169,153
5,291,891
I think your parents relationship really do determine your view of love and relationships.
678
23,697
164,693
5,598,574
good gawd we gotta do something bout all the porn on this app. this is outta control
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15,259
166,326
7,953,615
Saw a husband holding his wife's hair back because it was very windy and she was trying to eat donut. Another day of telling y'all, women love small gestures you wouldn't even knoww>>
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18,382
157,152
2,744,436
When my mom assisted during a gynecological surgery, the male surgeon told a dirty joke. The room laughed. My mother did not. The surgeon confronted her during the procedure. My mom said, "I didn't hear anything funny". He wouldn't work with her again. So it's not women ruining workplaces.
1,018
7,341
149,116
5,660,062
Phone on shoulder, taking orders, handing out menus, and checking out all at once. He’s a veteran at this shit
62
12,074
144,095
4,077,777
When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn't work n Spongebob said THAT'S TWO THINGS THAT DON'T WORK 😭😭😭😭
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145,087
3,604,997
I think women who have harmless fun such as drinking and sleeping around get much more hatred than men who rape and kill.
No don’t tell me this is an equal world.
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12,231
129,810
4,348,957
No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen
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13,274
128,427
4,112,069
