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input: reason output: pleasure
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rare?
rare x-ray safety screwdriver
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this pringle has a hexagonal grid of dimples on either side… in transmission they create a moire pattern
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The physics department won't tell you this but the massive tanks of liquid nitrogen in the basement of the physics department are free. You can just take them home
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see? not intimidating at all
it may look intimidating but it’s actually really simple
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i’ve stumbled upon the best ai prompt… may i introduce: d*n*ld tr*mp lying about microscopy
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i believe the technical term for this hazard level is “spicy”
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zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooming in
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how did they turn pong into a 600 MB binary and why does it lag on an iphone 14 pro
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imagine writing this function signature and then having the AUDACITY to include **kwargs
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pew pew pew [arXiv:2103.12548]
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The commercial term 𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟 refers to a new, improved generation of silicon semiconductor chips 🧐🧐🧐
this parenthetical will put some through the five stages of grief
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these chips support unaligned access
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experimental physicists who began their PhD in 2019 be like
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this is (approximately 3/4 of) an electron lens
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our flagship instrument still runs on it haha
Who remembers the Windows XP Classic theme?
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these are the things that just randomly appear in the lab from time to time, and it’s probably best not to ask
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a STEM is, by accident, the most precise drill in the world
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“QRT with a meme you made” THINGS SMALLER THAN THE WAVELENGTH OF LIGHT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN
i still like this one so so much
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"transmission electron microscope"
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this is hanging in the lunchroom at work
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tfw you are inspecting complex matrices
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always remember to lightly oil the inside of your vacuum lines, it helps the gases flow more smoothly
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this vendor promotional pen has a built in caliper, but the vernier has the same spacing as the main scale and so doesn’t do anything
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turbo means spin
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Replying to @lukeweston
It's just a driver for the particular type of tamper resistant screw that FEI used on any parts that were necessary for x-ray shielding
but actually, it opens the Danger Window into the electron gun of this SEM
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this is my favorite catalog. it has nothing but tweezers. it is 100 pages. just tweezers.
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i'll have you know that one of the most powerful microscopes in the world is still running strong on XP to this day
The RTM build of Windows XP, build no. 2600, was first compiled exactly twenty years ago. Do you feel old yet?
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not sure what i expected this vacuum gauge to look like but i wasn’t expecting this
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a (decades old, dirty, blunt) tungsten cold field emitter tip for a VG STEM
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“what modern woman’s purse is complete w/out a portable oscilloscope?"
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look at this absolute unit of a connector. it has slots for 100 pins
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come visit the Science Place! we have: • Cold • Dark • Utility
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it’s got bitlocker on it 🫠🫠🫠
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that's a nice looking STEM probe you got there... be a shame if someone were to ä̵̡͚͎́͛͝b̵͇̻͆͘͝ë̵͕͓̺́̚͠r̵̠̦͛̚r̵̻͉̓̔͐͜à̵̘̝͓̈́͠ẗ̸͎̝̼́̈́̓e̴̼̝̺̓͑͐ it
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Replying to @whitequark
a big reason why they had huge screens in cars before other auto makers is because no automotive grade screens that large existed, so they just put laptop screens in there. then (big surprise) they all failed after a few years thedrive.com/tech/27989/tesl…
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oh, you used [commercial package] to acquire your data??? tsk tsk tsk… why didn’t you use [messy, hacked together, open source tool that came to me in a dream 2 years ago, that i haven’t written yet] instead?
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how it started / how it's going
Take a look at a sketch by physics laureate Ernst Ruska, dated 9 March 1931, of the cathode ray tube for testing one-stage and two-stage electron-optical imaging by means of two magnetic electron lenses (electron microscope). Ruska was awarded the 1986 physics prize for his work.
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it's for this?
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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Replying to @beamshift
shh, don’t say that or we might end up with ThermoFisher Airline
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in case you were wondering: a wet dry vac will suck up liquid nitrogen but it will *not* sound good doing it
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Replying to @ZoeSchiffer
Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/
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you know it’s a fun day when you’re using a soldering iron inside the enclosure
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i think i found the problem
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how it started / how it's going
Take a look at a sketch by Physics Laureate Ernst Ruska, dated 9 March 1931, of the cathode ray tube for testing one-stage and two-stage electron-optical imaging by means of two magnetic electron lenses (electron microscope). Ruska was awarded the 1986 Physics Prize for his work.
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metallurgists will show a TEM image like this and then say some absolutely made up shit like "dislocation motion," "anti-phase boundaries," "burgers vector"
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look guys, i don’t know how to break this to you all, but… well we opened up the objective area on one of the scopes today and it turns out the beam is red when it hits the sample 🤷
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please post — approved for unlimited distribution at and outside LLNL
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[debugging electron microscope problems] have you tried flipping all the electrons to have positive charge and flipping them back again?
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it may look intimidating but it’s actually really simple
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thirty years or so of FEI microscope history in one hallway: Themis, Titan, Tecnai, and Philips CM200
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microscopy vs ultramicroscopy
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typesetting is an unsolved problem in physics
Who said LaTeX is boring?! ... But don't ask me how I did it, because I have no idea...
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capacitors are like little hotels for electrons. rest stops on the information super highway. unfortunately these capacitors are like a motel 6 on the jersey turnpike—overflowing with toxic sludge
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i used to think i could control electrons with my mind but it turns out electrons & i just have very similar ideas about what stuff electrons should do
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Replying to @xkcd
i look at electrons in a microscope for a living and i can tell you this is wrong. they’re green
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that's a nice looking STEM probe you got there... be a shame if someone were to ä̵̡͚͎́͛͝b̵͇̻͆͘͝ë̵͕͓̺́̚͠r̵̠̦͛̚r̵̻͉̓̔͐͜à̵̘̝͓̈́͠ẗ̸͎̝̼́̈́̓e̴̼̝̺̓͑͐ it now featuring 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔰
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someone needs to check on the condensed matter physicists they are cooking up something satanic
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we are so back
look guys, i don’t know how to break this to you all, but… well we opened up the objective area on one of the scopes today and it turns out the beam is red when it hits the sample 🤷
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the reason you often see liquid nitrogen dewars in electron microscope rooms is because the presence of “tube with not enough air in it” needs to be offset by “tube with too much air in it” in order for the room’s humours to be kept in balance
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they did it. they made perovskites horny
Crystals are picky, but they can find their match too! Learn how epitaxy allows to template the phase-selective synthesis of nanocrystals (NCs), now online on @NatureComms. 🧵 1/8 doi.org/10.1038/s41467-022-3…
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i honestly think it’s fucked up that neutrons can diffract… that should be illegal
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the shadows make it look angry 😠
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this is where the magic happens
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Don't worry, the software is very safe!
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i’ve been trapped!
A display at St. Catherine's College - really cool way of showing the periodic table by displaying the electron wave functions in glass.
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a modern transmission electron microscope is mostly just a big computer, but with the critical distinction that about 0.00000001% of the electrons take a ~2 meter long detour through empty space
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older TEMs were essentially just a series of tubes. easy enough to fix… modern ones have not only more tubes to deal with but also the Windows registry
a TEM… it’s a big tube but what’s inside the tube? smaller tubes
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the year is 2089. Gatan releases the K42 detector. In superresolution mode it captures 10^80 pixels. In one frame it measures the universal wave function. It stores it as a 31.5 bit integer. While generating the preview image it collapses into a black hole and the universe ends
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btw this is the thing that makes high resolution images
Replying to @SenFettermanPA
btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat
Community note
Most food goes through machines such as this plantautomation-technology.com/articles/types… Organic natural meat such as pork also goes through processes such as this. meat-machinery.com/meat-processin
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microscopes you’ve never heard of: the kratos em1500, a 1.5 MV thermionic tool with 3 Å resolution
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defining a new quantity called the “lithographer’s dozen,” which is equal to like 9 or 10
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confirmed: the FEI corporation agrees that electrons are green
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another day volunteering at the PL museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the language. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
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