20 🏳️⚧️ she/her 🏳️⚧️ Certified Jason Voorhees Slayer Yes, I'm The Mind Behind "Markiplier 23 Dollars Iron Lung" (sardonicGeek, Yoshifan33, casIFIED)
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YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”
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pomni: "EEEYIKES! We better put these Digital 'Fries in the Bag' or we'll never complete this McVenture!!"
the ever-elusive kinger:
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jax still getting a b+ somehow is so funny to me 😭
#TADC #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
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#homicidalporkchops #forsaken should i make a full version this is mostly a scratch track
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giving Jason his favorite food and a day at the park before taking him to the vet to be put down
🚨 Forsaken News 🚨
Here is Forsaken's brand new icon, why was drawn by @enoderen !
#forsaken #forsakenroblox #jason #jasonvoorhees
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i know it's the hammer being cocked but it's really funny to imagine that she somehow forgot to mention the gun was empty
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gave a shot at warping it horrendously to make it look a little better proportions wise
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my dumbass thought it was shower tiles and it was meant to be the pov of like the numb feeling after
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oh my god... it reached #1 on the fifth... maybe he didn't DIE he just discovered disco...
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because it would be a reasonable assumption that a tech store would not sell unusable fucking garbage off the shelf
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Asked my dad why he thought pre-Elon Twitter was a "Nazi cesspool hellhole" but not the guy who saluted twice on stage and he changed the subject asap
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i got like 20 likes on this image i made and then someone else reposted it and got like 70k
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Not to mention the ex in question was also an adult while OP was a child and drugged him
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choosing to believe that the unseen jeremy is working the night shift at freddy fazbears
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recording a really shitty cover with those lyrics and cringing every time you hear your own voice:
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my parents talking two feet away from me about how trans women are all pedophiles and perverts that should be lined up and shot and/or arrested
Gen z queers really have NO struggles cause prep exists, coming out a young age is acceptable, minimal hate crimes, DADT repeal, gay marriage legalized, etc etc so they gotta pick an issue with fucking everything 💀
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And the other one responded by pointing out it wouldn't matter since he still had them in his lungs. He was knocking out the Engineer so her control on the nanites would slack
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INLAND EMPIRE [Legendary: Failure] — John -- a gun -- so much blood --
HALF LIGHT [Easy: Success] — WHERE THE *FUCK* IS HE!? YOU NEED TO FIND HIM AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE, NOW! HE MIGHT ALREADY BE DEAD!
COMPOSURE [Heroic: Failure] — ...Fuck.
1.) "JOOOOHN! JOOOOOOOOOHN!!"
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Also actually wait no that works cause in the video he doesnt connect the leg piece... see i made it work
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i feel as though this all could have been prevented if they had specified "*ears* of corn" in the tweet itself (it should be obvious but without the context the post as it is looks completely absurd)
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Holy shit I have literally never seen Mark Ruffalo in the background here i didn't even connect that they were the same event
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now see what confuses me is previously you were defending yourself by claiming you were "just asking" but here you are implying that you were in fact indicating that you thought the music was ass
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imo they should update it to have like the visual of a ring itself sprouting thorns at least
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extra space on the last word leads me to sadly believe its "HER PUSSY PROBABLY STINKS" since that's the only variant that would have a plural
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#shuckybanger my awesome dx cover is it good or do i kill myself
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bro did NOT watch the game whatsoever literally all of that was jimmy you see near the end of the game that curly got exploded because he rushed into the cockpit to try to save everyone after jimmy fucked up the autopilot
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That's good. It means you're the main character/default hero. The Jerry to their Bob Sacamanos
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What they should do instead is make the sequel with the same cast as totally new characters
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but i thought the whole thing was that basil never suggested or advocated for said walmart firebomb, why would that make them a hypocrite? i would understand if they had expressed support for something similar in the past but they were taking the stance of "voting is better" iirc
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i personally havent done a lot of study into him as someone who hasnt played the game so my findings should be taken with a heaping of salt but i think my favorite thing to do in spamton speak is how the brackets can have something *marginally related* to what they stand in for
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average liberal the moment someone suggests not running the most moderate candidate in existence
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