musical theater writer, dramaturg, jokester, friend, roman, countryman, lover of frogs, speller of clubs

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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jewish kids turning 13 this summer call that a brat mitzvah is this something
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dramaturgy is just lore hunting for theater
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Replying to @jqriley
YEAH!
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Replying to @CSMFHT
confusing them with oedipus would be a motherfucking joke
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free palestine
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i haven’t even listened to brat
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Take this cup from me. That’s that me espresso
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can’t believe I’m defending ari but this is a movie not a live stage performance where she needs to make herself heard and understood in the back of the house
Ppl are like ā€œwhy’s this bad? She sounds greatā€. She does sound good but she doesn’t sound like someone singing in a musical. You need to have very clear diction. The words need to be so crisp, and you have to emote with every line. Real broadway actresses don’t sing like this
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this made me laugh so hard i cried
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I love you George Abud
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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how did this ratio the original tweet i didn’t add anything to the conversation
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WE DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT I WROTE A MUSICAL
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crying thinking about gus the theater cat as an elderly queer in ballroom culture and also house mother jenny any dots and the withered former glamour cat the LAYERS
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i wish all lesbians a very happy lempicka
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The best MT scores out there are being performed in dingy bar basements, rented rehearsal studios, student showcases, and my living room.
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Order is restored
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Replying to @postproctorism
rip here lies love
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Lempicka tickets
girls want only one thing and it starts with L
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Replying to @Neil_McNeil
Weird. I pitched Wicked: FIYEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and they hated that too.
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maybe we have a group chat where we only exchange 9/11 memes….maybe we don’t
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Replying to @Komaniecki_R
why the fuck is houston, a city without sidewalks on this list
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i write musicals with funnier stuff than this follow me for funny musicals
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whoa a good hair day in this economy?
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Replying to @TwoScoopsXD
this is the dumbest day of my life
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Replying to @MerriamWebster
Nah it’s the cadence of the second A section. Q R S… Is the bridge
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happy Spelling Club rehearsal day, here’s a slide from when i first pitched it
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HE DID A PLAY
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i got writers approval from the ghost of Stephen Sondheim himself
"When reality is unkind I've been able to escape on a tower of paper. Immersing myself in stories has been a safe space. And within that space I've been able to untangle my own past and place it in the context of reality through the absurd/comedic moments.ā€ -Danielle Breitstein
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Replying to @sorunort
Ily five nights at Freddy’s
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GUYS TWITTER SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT DTBREITSTEIN help
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so…. a musical
Todd Phillips doesn't want to label 'JOKER 2' a musical. "Most of the music in the movie is really just dialogue. It’s just Arthur not having the words to say what he wants to say, so he sings them instead." (via: variety.com/2024/film/featur…)
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my favorite part of being a dramaturg is when i make an observation and then everyone in the room stops in their tracks, goes ā€œfuckā€ and the play changes forever.
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HERBERT HOOVER?!?!?!?!?
Some sweet news about Herbie coming tomorrow. šŸ¬
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uh oh danielle’s obsessed with another political musical yeah i know fork found in kitchen
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Replying to @postproctorism
No one talks about the Jimmy Awards to Eurydice to Gatsby pipeline
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Replying to @ding25610667
I’m Jewish
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magenta debut!!!!!!!!!!!
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playwright-director couple and the dramaturg third-wheel
three tickets to challengers please
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face of a girl who’s not making any more changes to her play til after the Miami reading cause she is burnt out
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cause we’re so by god stubborn
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54 BELOW DEBUT!!!!!!!!!!
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Rat’s out of the bag! Come see RATZ at The Tank at 7PM on Feb 3rd!
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you could kiss a hundred me and boqs
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replacing ā€œkilling myselfā€ in my vocabulary with singing the entirety of ā€œsend in the clownsā€
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this is the best day of my life
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PLAGUE PLAY IS OPEN!!!!! (baby’s first nyc theater opening)
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Replying to @ucancallmesis
How many minutes til the end of intermission?
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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these tweets agave been lost to time so I’m tweeting the screenshot cause it rings true
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#NewProfilePic it’s hot danielle summer
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this came to me in a dream
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*watching sunset boulevard*: this is just like the substance
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merrily won a tony and posted my musical so i am one degree of separation from winning a tony
"When reality is unkind I've been able to escape on a tower of paper. Immersing myself in stories has been a safe space. And within that space I've been able to untangle my own past and place it in the context of reality through the absurd/comedic moments.ā€ -Danielle Breitstein
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well if it isn’t the bible boys
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also yay picnic w friends!!!!
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uh oh we have a new fave
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assigned gender at rite aid
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why does ai get a free pass at copyright infringement and internet archive gets sued?
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i did not believe my eyes during the firefly scene of maybe happy ending
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If i had a nickel for every play i worked on in the year 2024 that mentions the plague of frogs on Egypt I’d have three nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened three times
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If you endorse this sickness i want you out of my life
Israeli drones are reported emitting sounds of crying children at al-Nuseirat camp in Gaza to target and shoot civilians searching for the source of the distress calls.
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shoutout to this very cute caterpillar we named Todd and to the v cute pics of me & Todd taken by @kleinmusicals
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they let me get through at least 15 minutes !
my sangria was so strong that danielle is reciting the entirety of ratatouille
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Happy Plague Play Pirst Preview
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Bruh it’s the Hamilton’s moved uptown house
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It’s a circle
do you think there’s a venn diagram between autism and dramaturgy
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Big day for lesbians who like art
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these three queer Palestinian books changed my life
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opened my copy of Frankenstein and a lactaid tablet fell out of it????
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whoa i got multiple dramaturg credits now I’m a real dramaturg
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if you don’t address me in this way we are not friends
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-wrote a first draft of a musical???? -got a masters degree?????? -made cabaret debuts at Greenroom 42 and 54 below??????? -premiered an original song at the cutting room???? -played a song in a masterclass with Tom Kitt????? ??????????????
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Joe Gillis: Well, I’m a writer me:
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this is my favorite meme of all time
I hold lots of space in my heart for bad art I’m not just a pretentious snob I saw Diana the musical on broadway six times
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how ā€œbusy you wereā€ - how many hours you worked people will remember: -the way i held your hand -under the lamp post and ran -home this way so many times i could close my eyes
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love when @Brandokthehut calls me to say they’ve solved it and I’m like ā€œsolved whatā€ and they’re like ā€œthe immersive midwest emo playā€ and i don’t remember ever discussing this endeavor but by god am i all in now
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every Sunday I’m like ā€œwow i should go get some work done at the libraryā€ and then walk to the library and then when I’m two minutes away from the library I remember the library is closed on Sundays
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the spelling club instagram and the final girl play instagram are in yuri with each other
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9/11 cube
What is the most beautiful building on Earth?
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second birthday in a row at the st james theater but this time the show was good
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I’m 24 with a Masters Degree and wrote a full length musical
JD Vance is the most successful American under the age of 40. Veteran, college in two years, Yale Law, hedge fund, memoir that has sold more than 2 million copies, senator, now prospective VP. He should have overwhelming gratitude for this country. Let's see if he shows it.
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Replying to @BwayBeatNews
but here in our little village of France you could say that each and every one of us is a phantom of the opera
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bro he’s so huge wtf this is a small dog
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bagel? more like uhhhh baGAYl GAYgel
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Erin proctor social media marketing goat
go see RATZ at @TheTankNYC starting @portposting
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I’m your frog
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plague play time!
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