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I be asking something in the work group chat and tag the managers and get no response. Then say "if no response I'm just going to do this" and then I suddenly get flooded with responses. Like dawg j know you was reading my messages
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My auntie could never have her own kids had some sad miscarriages but every women born after her in the family looks exactly like her
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Niggas ain't making mac n cheese and ribs regularly. Ain't nobody got time to do this anyway
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Why y'all stressed over the plastic sauce container but not the actual container your food came in when they both probably came from the same manufacturer?
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I went to an open mic where a guy admitted to watching bestiality and eventually broke down about how he enjoyed it. No punchline at all
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His phone call to the breakfast club when he was mad at Fabolous is still one of the most hilarious things I ever heard
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Y'all with no understanding of the character outside of a couple of movies come on here complaining that wolverine isn't like wolverine
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I don't be judging because niggas can do what they want. But if I see somebody snorting cock my mind just go "oh so you a crackhead"
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I'm not Kanye supporter but he has mentioned talked about the murders in Chicago a lot
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I've literally never been able to tell if someone is Jewish unless they are wearing a stereotypical outfit
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People like Andrew Tate encourage this hatred against women. It's more than them being "alpha males" and thinking they can cheat and women can't. It all trickles down into stuff like this
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Not once in my life have I ever listened to a song I enjoyed and been like, "But wait. I must see what the charts have to say."
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They wanna rap and try to merge this with hip hop instead of being unashamedly white
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I hate when people's entire personality changes just because they around somebody attractive
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Bruh conservatives rebelling against traditional southern women doing southern women things like fishing is not something I expected in 2024. For generations all the traditional southern I know can fish, tend to animals, and work a farm
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If this came out today there would be some hip hop mix and they'd be using slang. They don't wanna be full white no more
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Usually I hate the hero that spares the villain because they typically spend the whole movie/series senselessly killing hundreds of goons. But in Aang's case, he didn't kill anyone
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"just requires high school diploma" but then when you interview they be like "so how many years of experience do you have in this very specific field"
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Someone could have really existed or an event could have really happened but the person or situation can become a myth over time(Johnny Appleseed, Battle of Thermopylae)
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Nigga really said check out one of the most popular rap albums of all time like he was putting you on game
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RDC literally started "caught in 4k" stop it. But also. Why are you putting two black content creators against each other. Both thrive
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Shapiro thinks most liberals are die hard about Biden like conservatives are with their politicians. When really most just picked the lesser of two evils
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This looks like real footage from my church teen youth group. "Jesus was a pretty cool guy turning water into wine amirite"
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Y'all just hating. He's literally just singing a song from a movie he starred in this year. "He's milking it for attention." Shut up
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Burgers in general aren't too unhealthy. It's the large fry and chicken nugget you get with it. If I do go to McDonald's I get a burger and apple slices
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Niggas on here mad at Aang but when they were 12 they were too shy to order for themselves at McDonald's and had to ask they mom to do it for them
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People put up with stuff in relationships that they wouldn't put up with in friendships and it's wild to me. You'd never have a best friend and be like "our friendship is a struggle but we hang on" "we scream at each other all the time but we're best friends"
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Hilarious when people act so edgy online when really they struggle ordering food for themselves at a restaurant
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It's crazy because parents will visit their son who murdered a bunch of people in prison until they die but disown right away because they are gay
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I love Future's music but his stans saying "how can he be corny if he got 100s of women wanting to be his baby momma." I promise you this is NOT the flex you think it is
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The TL going crazy because apparently Kevin Gates came out as bi when that nigga has said way more shocking things. Remember when said he started a car battery with super human powers?
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They truly incorporated Fall Out Boy into their feature on the album and made a whole back and forth of it but had Hayley just whispering
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Dudes do not be going outside. They take a clip online of a girl saying "I need 500k a year" and ignore all the irl women dating men that work basic 9-5s
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I touched the inside of the boxes many times. Especially this kind of box where it comes flat and I fold it myself.
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Be complaining about male loneliness while sectioning off half the global population as unfriendable
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