Portland Pickles
@picklesbaseball

2024 WEST COAST LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🥒🏆 we play baseball from june-aug and make memes the rest of the time. rally gator.

 Portland, OR
picklestickets.com
Joined April 2015
The full promo schedule, in all of its glory. 50 games. 50 nights you won’t want to miss. We’ll see you at Walker Stadium this summer. Tix + schedule ➡️ picklestickets.com
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Streameast is gone P lease remain calm O nly options left R eally suck T hat's ok though S ports will survive U ntil then, walker stadium R eal tickets, real hot dogs G et yours today E nd of an era
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more pickles, less ice
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new phone who dis
Dillon gives thumbs up to the fans

ALT Dillon gives thumbs up to the fans

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one last time before circles go away
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We have ended our mascot takeover. It’s come to our attention that this photo can be misinterpreted as a disturbing image. Dillon would like to go on record and say that he was trying to give his fans a thumbs up.
Portland Pickles
@picklesbaseball
12 Jan 2022
new phone who dis
Dillon gives thumbs up to the fans

ALT Dillon gives thumbs up to the fans

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In honor of recent events in Colorado, we are thrilled to announce that Zach Hample is permanently banned from all Portland Pickles home games.
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dillon's seasonal allergies are hittin' extra hard today
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THE LEGEND OF DIXIE GROWS HE JUST HIT A TWO RUN HOME RUN IN THE 8TH
Portland Pickles
@picklesbaseball
3 Aug 2025
We selected a random fan to take an at bat on fan appreciation night, and the rest is history. “Dixie” took a walk and ended up scoring Bro definitely played ball before. Well done 👏
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BREAKING: we have officially surpassed The Oakland A’s in attendance for the 2023 season.
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Our mascot, Dillon T. Pickle, has released the following video statement regarding yesterdays scandill. You may be SHOCKED at his response:
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Pulisic sacrificed his pickle for our country 🇺🇸
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are you shitting us ashley
Ashley Winter MD || Urologist@AshleyGWinter
22 Nov 2022
Replying to @AshleyGWinter
Sorry Portland but your pickle game sucks.
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wow, it’s so cool that these are coming back in style
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we are sorry to announce juan soto has been kicked off his parents health insurance plan
Talkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanks
25 Oct 2024
Happy 26th birthday to New York Yankees right fielder Juan Soto
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In honor of recent events in Tampa, we are thrilled to announce that Zach Hample is still permanently banned from all Portland Pickles home games.
Portland Pickles
@picklesbaseball
30 Aug 2022
In honor of recent events in Colorado, we are thrilled to announce that Zach Hample is permanently banned from all Portland Pickles home games.
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Replying to @ConnorKerrigan
do you think the people taking down the sites don't know how to google "where to watch sports free reddit"
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We have officially signed Dixie to a one-day contract with the Portland Pickles.
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whoever bought 10 tickets to emo night at 2:53 am we love you but you need help
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Nvm I figured it out
Portland Pickles
@picklesbaseball
15 Sep 2025
ugh i can't get it to fit in my banner
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we lost our verification, the following is a test to see if our engagement is the same: weiner
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Replying to @EverythingOOC
Lion believer mental gymnastics (very simple) VS lion denier mental gymnastics (insane amount of flips, hoops & tricks)

ALT Lion believer mental gymnastics (very simple) VS lion denier mental gymnastics (insane amount of flips, hoops & tricks)

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hey Leonardo Dicaprio
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Replying to @MLB
We stan @BTS_twt
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SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE! @SantaDecides forced us to tweet this
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it just got hotter in here
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Happy Fourth of July 🇺🇸
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periodt.
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Replying to @picklesbaseball @manscaped @steak_umm @Skittles @BushsBeans @danielrpopper @Scott_Wiener @oscarmayer @CornNuts @justindickmeyer @EricStangel
ALWAYS double check before posting 💯😤
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Time for you to stop cheating
Houston Astros
@astros
16 Oct 2021
WHAT TIME IS IT?
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Replying to @DallasZoo
oh that’s where we left our clouded leapord
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when i'm in a blow a big lead to the seattle mariners competition and my opponent is the toronto blue jays

ALT when i'm in a blow a big lead to the seattle mariners competition and my opponent is the toronto blue jays

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BREAKING: The Portland Pickles have claimed RHP Alex Manoah from the Florida Complex League, per @JeffPassann.
Alex Manoah in a Pickles uniform

ALT Alex Manoah in a Pickles uniform

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Replying to @CristyD117
what websites
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remember when the astros cheated
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she gherkin on my pickle til i brine
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what do you mean they were already removed?
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ticket sales are at an all-time high
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We selected a random fan to take an at bat on fan appreciation night, and the rest is history. “Dixie” took a walk and ended up scoring Bro definitely played ball before. Well done 👏
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PDX: Stay safe out there today.
Portland Pickles
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BREAKING: The Portland Pickles are expected to hire former Texas A&M Head Coach Jimbo Fisher as a social media intern.
A photoshopped picture of Jimbo Fisher wearing a Pickles hat & green quarter-zip jacket

ALT A photoshopped picture of Jimbo Fisher wearing a Pickles hat & green quarter-zip jacket

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feeling is mutual 🗑️
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Pop Crave
@PopCrave
11 Apr 2024
OJ Simpson dead at 76 after battle with cancer.
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cody come home
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Hawk tuah
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there is football tonight
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Replying to @N17DHYAN @joshhart
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wander franco's career is about to go up in flames call him shortstoppenheimer
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Oh no
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when we text you “🥒” it means whip out your pickle
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if this gets 1k likes we will pick a random person and send them a dillon t pickle signed robot
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BREAKING: Keith Olbermann has been banned from all 2023 Portland Pickles games for tweeting, “The @WBCBaseball is a meaningless exhibition series”. The Portland Pickles will not and do not stand for terrible takes.
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Replying to @janeosanders
we have an open roster spot for him
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Posts with the #DillonPickle hashtag have a custom like animation (US only).
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Yankee fans- at least you still have the alabama game, golden state warriors, and patriots game coming up!
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forgot to mention that i pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by castellanos and that'll be a home run and so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame
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if gardner minshew throws a touchdown in the #superbowl we will give everyone who likes this tweet a brand new car
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We would be glad to welcome @zack_hample back if he beats Dillon in a knocking over kids contest.
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Humans and Pickles are both 60% water Basically we are just Pickles with some anxiety
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Baseball and the Portland Pickles are all about inclusiveness to grow the game in the right way. Everybody and anybody are welcome at Portland Pickles home games, except @zack_hample.
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Replying to @wojespn
thank you for everything you did for portland jrue
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meet our new mascot! we just found him in a normal jar of pickles & we’ve decided his name is Average
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a new era of pickles. introducing our new logo. modern. fresh. soulless.
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Replying to @WeegieBruin @ThreeTwoEephus
theres a head zoom in
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Replying to @InSpeckter00
the pickles, usually the name of the account is above the tweets
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Replying to @messedupfoods @fuckedupfoods
seriously you have to be trolling us at this point
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17 TIME WORLD CHAMPION @JohnCena THROWS OUT THE FIRST PITCH ON PORTLAND WRESTLING NIGHT DID NOT SEE THIS COMING
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Replying to @arrosen76
sorry sorry trying to delete
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Breaking: @jakepaul has agreed to a fight with the corpse of Tutankhamun, who passed in 1323 BCE.
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A message from the Portland Pickles.
"America, let's talk. In the last year, we've let our beloved mascot express himself in ways he hadn't before. We weren't sure if anyone would even notice. And we definitely didn't think it would break the internet. But now we get it - even a pickle's thumb can be polarizing. Which was the last thing Portland Pickles Baseball wanted since we're all about brining people together. Therefore, we have decided to put an indefinite pause to Dillon's ability to show his hands. In their place, we are proud to introduce a new hand covering America can agree on: gloves. We are confident gloves will empower Dillon to express himself without potentially exposing himself." - Portland Pickles

ALT "America, let's talk. In the last year, we've let our beloved mascot express himself in ways he hadn't before. We weren't sure if anyone would even notice. And we definitely didn't think it would break the internet. But now we get it - even a pickle's thumb can be polarizing. Which was the last thing Portland Pickles Baseball wanted since we're all about brining people together. Therefore, we have decided to put an indefinite pause to Dillon's ability to show his hands. In their place, we are proud to introduce a new hand covering America can agree on: gloves. We are confident gloves will empower Dillon to express himself without potentially exposing himself." - Portland Pickles

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Replying to @nut_history
Meme that reads: Impressive, Very Nice. Now Let's See the Quote Tweets

ALT Meme that reads: Impressive, Very Nice. Now Let's See the Quote Tweets

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city of brotherly love vs city of swamp-ass who will win
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look, they're back in style again
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BREAKING: The Portland Pickles announce their move to the Pac-12, effective immediately.
pac-12 statement: get bent colorado, welcome portland pickles

ALT pac-12 statement: get bent colorado, welcome portland pickles

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Replying to @MLBONFOX
portland already has a baseball team stop saying portland
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you’ve seen Cocaine Bear, now get ready for Cocaine Pickle
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Happy Pride Month! We love you for exactly who you are 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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jazz chisholm without the short porch at yankee stadium

ALT Miss Baseball GIF

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Replying to @Browns
was this really your best idea
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Replying to @heykayadams
bonk
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Confirmed by @ShamsCharania: The Brooklyn Nets have traded Kevin Durant to Portland!
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there's only one man that can stop a dodgers/yankees world series
high res image of pickle legend kyle "Zard Dog" manzardo

ALT high res image of pickle legend kyle "Zard Dog" manzardo

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HAN AND ONLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAN JISUNG #OurAceHanJisung #한지성이란_영화에_너는주연이었다 #HappyHANday @Stray_Kids
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Jan. 13th UPDATE: our mascot, Dillon T. Pickle, has released the following video statement regarding yesterdays scandill. You may be SHOCKED at his response:
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check out the new sign we just installed at Walker Stadium
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Replying to @JeffPassan
The Portland Pickles announce they have purchased the Los Angeles Angels from Arte Moreno for a 900 billion pickles and Dillon’s first born child. More details to come.
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Replying to @ESPNF1
bro thinks he's nicholas latifi
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whose gonna tell them
This Post is from an account that no longer exists.
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Replying to @BleacherReport
time to get your insurance license bucko
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Replying to @KutterIsKing
yeah
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first look at Ohtani in his new threads.
Portland Pickles
@picklesbaseball
23 Aug 2022
Replying to @JeffPassan
The Portland Pickles announce they have purchased the Los Angeles Angels from Arte Moreno for a 900 billion pickles and Dillon’s first born child. More details to come.
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the @CleGuardians have vibes
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❌ streaking at Walker Stadium: not recommended ❌
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fun fact: the colorado rockies have officially matched the portland pickles with 43 wins this season however, they have 102 more losses
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at least they're using every part of the pickle
Kay Adams
@heykayadams
1 Apr 2025
I dunno...
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loser gets sent to the mountain west
Benny vs duck

ALT Benny vs duck

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only three calls from our states liquor control board today 10 cent beer night will go forward as planned
Portland Pickles
@picklesbaseball
24 May 2024
The most infamous promo night in baseball history is BACK! 10 Barrel Brewing and the Portland Pickles are offering 10 CENT BREWS all night long in celebration of the 50th Anniversary of the biggest party baseball ever saw. Get your tickets and buckle in, things get wild. Ticket Link: picklestickets.com/event/por…
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I couldn't live without her
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
12 Dec 2024
Dua Lipa when asked by PUMA what she could never live without: “Pickles”
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