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saw this and knew i needed to add saddam hussein and the iraqi armed forces as a Balatro collab deck
i found this sealed deck of cards in a car i bought last year. i still havent opened them..
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So it turns out there are enough messages sent in xQc's Twitch chat to (mostly) fulfill the infinite monkey theorem Here's Romeo and Juliet written by only Twitch chat messages:
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upon further inspectionw I have realized this is not Michael from VSauce bro who did i take a picture with ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
freaking out. me and my whole team got to meet Michael VSauce!!! so grateful
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since matpat is retiring let's appreciate quite possibly the greatest clip in game theory history
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"sir, the tweet has just hit shitpostgateway"
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Replying to @beetlemoses
this is an all-timer imo
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Replying to @AndersHour

ALT Wallet GIF

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reading up
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if this is the fortnite guy I will purchase 100 vbucks for every person who likes this tweet
A new Super #SmashBrosUltimate fighter will be revealed tonight at #TheGameAwards! Tune in to the show, beginning at 4pm PT, to be ready for the reveal!
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Replying to @LiquidHbox
you are conveniently leaving out the most insane part
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appreciate the kind words thank you @xQc
NO FUCKING WAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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freaking out. me and my whole team got to meet Michael VSauce!!! so grateful
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real footage of Matt Watson crowdsurfing onto someone in a wheelchair
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ryan looks a little different this year
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The Super Mario Movie contains a commercial featuring One World Trade Center in the background, meaning that CANONICALLY 9/11 happened in the Mario universe. You can't make this up LMAO
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Replying to @MKVRiscy
thats like asking if i believe in butter or bread
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LOSING MY MIND
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i went to a game theory event in 2015 and now i'm forever immortalized in matpat's final theory LOL
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Jerma was actually so sweet he watched this dude do a magic trick while he was on break
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Replying to @dotColinn
its so cool they have name, pronouns, and legal guardian on the badge
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Replying to @pngsequence
nintendo hire this man!!!
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Replying to @SpaceCowboy9000
worlds easiest layup
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NO FUCKING WAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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hi Matt and Ryan im jake Novak and I know u guys are feeling the heat cuz u just spent $10k on some dudes drinks
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Replying to @matthwatson
yo whats up king. i'm jackson's mod and i would love to help out :)
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never sidebet with @aidencalvin he will wring you dry like a used paper towel and collect your wealth like a hoarding dragon
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
nah but frr where was mario when the towers fell ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Replying to @cake_hoarder
checkmate
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dancing... walking... rearranging furniture
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last night was a movie
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Replying to @sama
bro what other business do you possibly have donating one million dollars to the inauguration of a president
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yo @JacksonATucker is this the big project
As you've noticed, we've been on hiatus while we focus on our new channel @supermega. We will return! Thank you for the support.
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when a guy who actually raided the capitol on january 6 is beating ur ass in the replies u know your response kinda sucks
Replying to @dreamwastaken
Nobody read this
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oh you're bisexual? are you gay on your moms side or your dads side
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Replying to @meatcanyon
this is so embarrassing why would you post this
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Replying to @matthwatson
I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isnโ€™t your heart.
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graduated college today :)
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Replying to @matthwatson
hey man times have been tough
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what was "the incident" at your haunted house?
can we just make these stupid halloween versions of every gif now
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I JUST HIT DOTCOLIN WTFFFFF
HES DRINKING AND DRIVING
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if you're in line... STAY IN LINE #BlueWave2024
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Replying to @LiquidHbox
you sir, just won the internet! Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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Replying to @prezoh
im so sorry man. she was so hot.
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I FUCKING DID IT THE SUB 20 RUN
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Had the insane pleasure of running into @PoliteSL and @Radstads when I was grabbing dinner today. Genuinely the two sweetest guys ever, thanks for inviting me to eat with yโ€™all. Made my weekend for sure
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Replying to @Nintendo
This is Daniel. thanks for the update
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ermโ€ฆ table for two please!
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Spent almost a year (on and off) working on this video and I'm VERY proud to say it's finally done. Took a tremendous amount of effort so I'd appreciate if you checked it out. Out on YouTube now!! Mario Party, but it's ACTUALLY Pay-to-Win
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Replying to @Jorgee358
LMAOOOO
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dotcolin stuns in new instagram story.
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@imbenbeal
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Replying to @impossiblyeve
i am feeling whatever the opposite of this gif is
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looking forward to โ€œthe guys do colonialismโ€
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Replying to @awawawhoami
I get what youโ€™re saying but Iโ€™d argue that the percentage of the complete story makes more sense, even if certain words contribute more towards the completion of the story than others (like more commonly written words). Also makes for a better story too imo
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feel like shit, just want her back...
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the hardest choices require the strongest will
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please bring back drink up with Jim!!! such a classic segment
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the names colin. dot colin

ALT Daniel Craig Drink GIF by James Bond 007

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So I added real gambling to Balatro LOL
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Replying to @ConnorEatsPants
is that all i am to you...
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turned 21 today can't wait have my first ever sip of alcohol ever (first time)๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜
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bros pirating Nintendo games at Nintendo World ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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i swear to god I WISH I was making this up
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Just got banned in twitch. I think itโ€™s a perm guys โ€ฆ this is not good AT ALL. I was in the middle of carrying a league game about to close it out and my bra-less wife brought me a sandwich (not asked for) as I got a double kill bot lane. I am 100% in the wrong Iโ€™m so sorry.
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Replying to @matthwatson
no way
As you've noticed, we've been on hiatus while we focus on our new channel @supermega. We will return! Thank you for the support.
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Replying to @HugS86
my magnum opus
the hardest choices require the strongest will
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Replying to @alexandrabotez
excellent tweet, miss botez. i look forward to your next. regards, daniel
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universal trip :D
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Replying to @clintstevensTV
i wish this were a joke but given your track record with your Snapchat I cannot give you the benefit of the doubt here
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update i think it may have been broken
doctors of reddit, is my finger supposed to look like this
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im da joka baby
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ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about two horses finding love across a river
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hey so today is my 1 year streaming anniversary wished I would have been able to go live for it but thatโ€™s beyond my power Thank you for all the support Iโ€™ve received the past year, it definitely made my 2020 less shittier. hereโ€™s to another great year, Iโ€™ll be back soonโ„ข๏ธ ๐Ÿฅ›
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god I fucking hate this guy
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legend- wait for itโ€ฆ. dary
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yeahโ€ฆ I like reading ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Replying to @AwesomeNintend0
sorry paul mccartney but you will never be charli xcx selling la creuset cookware
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Replying to @Dexerto
a man who goes by the ringler
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Proud to announce that this year I will be EXHIBITING AT OPEN SAUCE!!! I'll be bringing some interactive versions of projects from some of the YouTube videos (and maybe even an exclusive new one!) Hope to see you there!
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i trained a custom AI to beat my friends in jackbox and it's actually really fucking funny
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do not pirate games at Nintendo world they hit me with the Nintendo ankle bracelet
bros pirating Nintendo games at Nintendo World ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Replying to @slime_machine
a glimmer of the monoculture we once had ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน
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already had the pleasure to meet some adoring fans!
If you're at Open Sauce this weekend come check out "the museum of nullport". I'm in Expo Hall C right in the middle!
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yโ€™all did NOT tag him this is so fucked up
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I legitimately spent most of my free time in the past three months making this video, so if you're interested, I'd appreciate a watch "Can you beat Rhythm Heaven Fever blindfolded?" piped.video/fwlsavU1_Nk (RTs very much appreciated)
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went into credit card debt to get this photo ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅน
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