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Replying to @kftwt
This whole questionnaire seems like it was written by a failing uni student it’s so funny “if you are happy to, you can upload a photo of yourself here” - no explanation no context just xoog
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Best tweet to ever grace this app
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This girl next to me is lifting 38kg dumbbells next me in the gym she needs to have some xishood
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If I could go back in time I would NEVER have gone to university. Massive waste of time, especially in this day and age where information is so readily available
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said it before and I’ll say it again, the day a strangers dogs ever attacks me wallahi is the same day that dog takes it’s last breath. My only intent is to end its life
Happened today at Stratford station Dog attack at Stratford station this evening, women couldn’t control her dog, the man being attacked offered to hold one of the dogs on the lead so she could attach the harness properly to the one dog. The dog then jumped on the guy and started attacking him. He almost falls onto the tracks before running off screaming for help.
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this guy is acc too funny
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Duty calls 👍🏿
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Mogadishu, 2015
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he held his ground against 4 man I rate it
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EDL need to take action on Coventry Road it’s insane
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I think my mum has lost her mind
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I turn 25 in 30 days, nothing is funny anymore
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My initial tweet was much worse but I’m fasting I’ve changed my ways
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I love these kinda women
“let me just sneak right past ya😆😆😆”
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Alhamdulilah x100
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just had an in person meeting with a very senior manager and accidentally clicked this tweet and it played out loud… full volume Embarrassing is an understatement
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She did all this yapping to lose her job i can’t express how much you can hold that
The British people are compassionate. We will always support those who are genuinely homeless. But we cannot allow our streets to be taken over by rows of tents occupied by people, many of them from abroad, living on the streets as a lifestyle choice. 1/4
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Wore a Moroccan thobe today just to upset the uncles
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I’m not gonna say what race what people
I can’t wait to have a husband so he can make all my decisions for me and I never have to use my brain again. I am tired.
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this is the problem with twitter everyone thinks they’re a finance guru The reason she bought her home wasn’t to flip property 💀 This is a refugee mother who did the noble thing of getting off the council register by buying her home and yet look at the comments - disgusting
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Banned from Henry Prince for life
The news coming out of Israel is deeply distressing. I condemn the terrorist acts of Hamas and my thoughts are with those affected and those who have lost loved ones.
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Wallahi billahi tallahi if a dog ever attacks me or anyone I know my instinct is to kill it with no hesitation I’m going for the kill nothing less
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Wallahi billahi you can pay me $600 to live there and I would refuse
1 bed room rent $600 a month in Mogadishu.
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Alhamdulilah for another year 🙏
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My mum acc my Guy cant lie, I’m 24 and she’s only just turned 40 it’s crazy
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I would’ve taken the life of the other dog too just for being associated with the one that attacked me
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Need a minimum of 8 kids in sha Allah
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Defo wouldn’t have killed me even if it hit me, I can say wallahi
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Moving like @GreatGxnghis in 2018
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Mansaid are you ok day
Had a meeting for work and they said since it’s are you ok day, are you ok? I said straight up nah im exhausted and they gave me the rest of the day off with a voucher for lunch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Tech/Consulting and the whole WFH set up makes it a lot easier to manage can’t lie
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Replying to @nocontextbando
i can tell ur doing damage control cos u told one of ur h*** u were born in 1998
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For anyone comparing working at Lockheed to working at Starbucks
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Trenches
4 wings and chips/7 Inch Pizza⏸️ £1
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Excuse for being offline patterned
GENESIO BALL
Teams and Outlook goes down for thousands of Microsoft users news.sky.com/story/teams-and…
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Landlords are the scum of the earth. Most low level income stream out there. They provide 0 value to society. Requires no skill, no intellect. Real Estate has no net gain on society. a bit of startup capital and a haram bank loan and you’re somehow a finance guru
This is what happens when you stop paying and refuse to leave my property. Sue me. You’re a guest and have no rights.
Community note
Under the law, tenants do not have the status of guests. Landlord must follow strict procedures if they want SB to leave their property. If they do not, they may be guilty of illegally evicting or harassing. Landlord must give you notice that they want the property back. gov.uk/private-rentin
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after you left a DENT in his pocket you’ve decided to take the risk-averse approach, this isn’t the Tebib I know
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us Londoners need to come together and build up a community in Brum it’s not that bad
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U talk the talk but u don’t walk the walk
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What do you mean by “Why” what do you mean by “Pro” what do you mean by “Anti?” What do you mean by “Thug”
Why I Am Pro-Muslim: but Anti-Thug
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keep your mind free and sovereign in the face of media bias
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This is the greatest chicken and chip shop in London btw
Look how south people got their chicken cottage 😭😭😭😭. They must think it’s 5 guys 😂😭
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I read this whilst sipping coffee wallahi
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All he had to do was slow down when he saw him indicate and instead he sped up, hate cyclists like this
This just happened. He did say "sorry I didn't see you." An apology is always accepted. But this gent needs a refresher driving course.
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We (western world) will look back at this conflict in a decade and foolishly ask ourselves how we let this happen. The answer being desire for personal enrichment, money, and corrupt politics
Israeli defense minister Yoav Gallant making it easy for international prosecutors to demonstrate his genocidal intent: “Gaza won’t return to what it was before. We will eliminate everything.”
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From Henry Prince Estate to Champion ❤️
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I hate kuffar countries
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This isn’t a pro-Palestinian rally in London now, it’s a pro-Hamas rally. Churchill is probably rolling in his grave.
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Throughout history, no occupation has proven to be permanent. Empires rise and fall. Territorial changes are inevitable in regions where the occupied coexist with occupiers. Israel knows this, hence their fear. Their downfall is inevitable, Allah says so
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the nerve of western countries to push their agendas on other countries when they had the least tolerable countries on earth just over a century ago is mind blowing
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Silly straw man argument. Demonstrates the difference between those who truly believe in their religion and those who believe a religion because they were born into it. If you truly believe you’re religion is the right one, why would you not want everyone to be upon it?
While discussing Israel many people claim it's racist for Jews to have a State. 25% of Israelis are not Jewish… meanwhile almost 100% of Somalis are Muslim. Yet no one accuses Somalia of racism.
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Replying to @leavemeaIone1
Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Lillahi Rajiun may Allah grant them the highest rank in Jannah and protect your family
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That’ll show em
People are ordering multiple Starbucks drinks at the drive thru and just leaving omg 😭😭
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I rate how the closer you get to finishing the Quran in taraweeh, the young rising talents start leading the prayer. Good work experience
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u making that prediction
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10k mahr is actually pocket change can’t lie
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Philosophy and Ethics, 100ums in both exams #thethinker
In which subject did you get the highest marks?
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Almost Healed
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You both have got to be joking
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🕊️❤️
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what’s worse is I gave her someone’s number so I guess I didn’t help stop the stereotype
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second time in a week, when will it end Robbie
Got pulled over by police bac la’an
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Devastating 💔 May Allah have mercy on them all and grant all those that have passed Jannah
More than 11,000 people now dead after earthquakes in Turkey and Syria, with criticism growing over rescue response bbc.in/3Ydi9fz
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Replying to @leavemeaIone1
thought a girl tweeted this
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? 🤣🤣when prem clubs throw money at up & coming players in lower leagues it’s fine but this is a problem. Someone explain the difference, I’m curious
Bernardo Silva is in his peak years & has been one of the best players in Europe for the last five years! I wasn’t worried about the Saudi League taking players in their 30’s, a touch worried with players below the elite (Neves) but if this happens it feels like a game changer 👀 Saudi have taken over Golf, the big Boxing fights & now they want to take over football!! This sports washing needs to be stopped! @premierleague @UEFA
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Got pulled over by police bac la’an
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Look at this uCRYnian 🤦🏿‍♂️
TONIGHT: Arsenal and Ukraine star Oleksandr Zinchenko calls for all Russian and Belarusian athletes to be banned from top level sport, including Wimbledon. Watch more of Piers Morgan's interview with him tonight at 8pm. @piersmorgan | @TalkTV | #PMU
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they opened an m&s in my area #itsover
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these TL Moroccans need to low it them thobes Ass anyway!
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Hi @OctopusEnergy I need to talk to you
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Replying to @adam_major1
I mean if u compare it to Somalia this is heaven. We're still extremely lucky to live in the UK
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Replying to @nocontextbando
Yhhh I spoke too soon but talk to me like that Again and I’ll come knocking on 5 Yankee Bravo
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