all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary nitter.app/xChina4/status/1102344…
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enough. somebody find a racist facebook post. this has gone on too long.
“So much of gay sex in film is two guys going at it, and it kind of removes the tenderness from it." Harry Styles talks about the queer sex scenes in his upcoming #MyPoliceman: bit.ly/3T9Nzl6
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the way he concentrates, recognises a question is being asked, and waits until she finishes speaking to answer. wow. a baby that stays mindful of why he was invited into this world
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these are unprecedented levels of fedetry
Tell us: will you be taking part in the pro-Palestine Armistice Day march? theguardian.com/world/2023/n…
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11 year old me : mum can you sign this permission slip for me
Dad: why do you never ask me?
Me:
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literally nobody in this country has come across a person from Botswana
Too many visitors from Botswana have abused legitimate immigration routes into the UK.
This ends now.
Botswana nationals can no longer travel to the UK if they do not have a visa, including for short visits.
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me looking at £17,000,000 houses on Rightmove nitter.app/xtvphrr/status/1201622…
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in English a grandmother is known as granny. In Italian she is known as a bike (if she had wheels)
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me at the airport checking I’ve still got my passport 30 seconds after me in the airport checking I’ve still got my passport nitter.app/Findsleep/status/11371…
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Mathu Jeya
dfkmmm they got me on terrorism charges. im studying arabic in a cafe and someone reported me to the police for planning an attack 😭😭
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the victim has been unconscious (9 years) for longer than her husband and in laws were sentenced (7 years, 9 months)
this country is an absolute joke.
Family who left arranged marriage bride in vegetative state by 'dousing her with chemicals' and 'force-feeding her pills' to be sentenced trib.al/b4dI1rR
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an officer per protester…sorry what the hell is the NYPD budget????
Hundreds of Jewish-Americans calling for ceasefire with @jvplive are getting arrested at Grand Central Station
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when me and my equally poor sighted friend are arguing if that’s our Swedish friend Trü in the distance nitter.app/RMarksby/status/114726…
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trey🧍🏼♂️
me at 3am trying to secure SOAS coochie nitter.app/ilysbIawley/status/109…
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i’m ngl those arabs flags be beating my ass if you’re posting any flag with red, white, black and green put the name in brackets after
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company websites be like
Benefits:
- 25 days annual leave
Ma’am that’s just the law but thank you
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“Have you attended a 9AM in your 3 years at uni?”
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Gmail when you try and sign in somewhere else nitter.app/paridaze/status/109289…
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me in 2013 listening to *every* track except royals on pure heroine nitter.app/daylightvinyl/status/1…
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Dr. Hamisi Kigwangalla
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I’m going to SCREAMMNSHSHSJSHSJSHSH nitter.app/NotKhidr/status/121313…
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she needs to stay away from these somali adjacent people. he does not know who any of these women are 😭😭
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1s2 electrons in their orbitals nitter.app/HungryDracula/status/1…
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they need to get this guy in a studio. enough is enough I can’t keep rewinding this smol smol clip nitter.app/yungakh/status/1147502…
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I love looking at houses I can’t afford on property websites 😭😭 setting the price to 3 million and looking at castles in Scotland
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drip too hard
don’t stand too close
You gon fuck round
and crash off this motorwayyy
- Diana Diss (1997)
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If the majority of the british Jewish population was non white not a single media outlet would even mention his anti semitism. They don’t care about Jews, they care about a political agenda
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someone just sent that somali girl running into the work gc nitter.app/orodbiyocab/status/155…
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the Jinn behind me when I’m dancing the shower nitter.app/Waldroid_/status/12159…
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Neyde
thank god i didn’t say Botswanian. just found out the demonym for someone from Botswana is Batswana. this is lesotho sesotho all over again
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he ain’t seen a £9 salad before forgive him
British Pakistani man 'pinned down by police' at Waterloo during stop and search after officers see him exit Pret a Manger without buying anything bit.ly/3bur4Su
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it’s annoying when people discuss things like minimum wage and poverty like it’s theoretical. there are kids going to bed hungry right NOW right now
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id love to save you toff but stringent border controls are necessary for security!! hang in there mate!! if they put you in a cage remember its just part of the full experience!
I have been detained at Male airport for a page missing on my passport. I am very scared I don’t know what else to do I have been here for hours. I am not allowed to board a flight home because of my damaged passport but I am also not allowed to leave the airport. Please help
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sorry but she doesn’t regret joining isis and now she has a baby she wants to come back and use NHS healthcare? Lmao find the nearest tree bab
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Dajjal after he promises me the world nitter.app/thoushallnotvex/status…
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i have never seen the second half of this video. i just took it on his word that he whipped it
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only true Muslims kept silent after the script said “still alive but I’m barely breathing”
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THIS KID???? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nitter.app/gramooce/status/132406…
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