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being a fully literate gen z who went to a public school makes me feel like I caught the last chopper out of ‘nam
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the feminine urge to reply to a statistical generalization with an anecdotal counter example
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They say the world you grew up in no longer exists, they’re normally talking about the 80s and 90s but I’m talking about the 2010s when movie theaters and grocery stores were staffed with high schoolers after school. You don’t see that anymore.
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Got my husband the best birthday gift ever (and impossible to top): a tiny copy of myself, but with his eyes ✨
Happy birthday @thomasbsauer and welcome to the world baby Mary Grace Sauer! She is so loved and everything we have prayed for.
Praise be to God! 💕✝️
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for those in the comments saying if I’m really gen z I wouldn’t make a reference like this…
(1) exactly my point
(2) I was born in ‘97
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My husband usually says something like “Natalie used to work at the Fed. She has two math degrees and is a literal mathematician. I’ve retired her and she’s going to homeschool our children.” He’s brimming with pride as he says this. This is the way
“Men are not generally attracted to ambitious, career-driven women,” Matt Walsh said. “I’ve never once heard a man brag about a woman’s career ambitions. It’s not what men value.”
I didn’t know about this statement. I find the first half defensible, the second half bizarre, if sincere. Insipid if a pose. “Never once?” What an inside-a-bubble claim.
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good observation, I am technically! Born in ‘97. However I paid attention in history class and have millennial and gen x friends. Maybe I should’ve said, “the literacy crisis in America doesn’t pass the vibe check. Periodt.”
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this is like half the comments on my post and I’m not sure which are joking or not
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they’re mad at the tourists who prop up the economy because they can’t be mad at the migrants who deplete the social safety net with fraud
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I think they screwed up by moving to a corporate model away from a franchise model, and trying to rebrand as a family restaurant. Used to be that each location had some personality. And the orange shorts were never going to appeal to families even if they had a kids menu.
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That one time on KUWTK when Khloe said she didn’t feel particularly connected with her baby because it was born via surrogate………. that said everything.
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australia was scary enough with the crocodiles and poisonous snakes. it didn’t need the dystopian tyrannical government too
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college isn’t a degenerate hell hole if you were raised with strong values. gaining independence, life skills, and education is a good thing actually. and women are just as fertile from 22-30 after they graduate as they are at 18 when they’re practically still children.
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$150k in Uber blacks over 18 months works out to over $8000/month. They’re the safest, most discreet option for someone like O’Keefe, and they often cost >$200 for something like a trip from an airport into the city to a hotel. It sounds egregious until you do the math.
So according to the Project Veritas board, James O'Keefe spending money on flights, company events, and black cars was enough to force him out and destroy your entire company?
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my husband can remarry but she absolutely cannot be a redhead and everyone needs to honor my legacy by retweeting all the devoted things I’ve ever posted about my husband to rub it in her face that I loved him more than her
For the record, I would want my husband to remarry if I died, and it would be okay if it happened quickly, but she couldn't be hotter than me. She needs to be jolly, dowdy, kind, the kind of woman who moseys about in the garden. Not having some Instagram model raise my kids.
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Tried to find these for like an hour last night. Tbh I thought they were kind of ugly and I don’t like how they jut out like that but definitely not a secret earpiece
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Have been a huge fan of Scott since I was a little kid and a copy of Dilbert Gives You the Business was the closest thing to a picture book in my mom’s accounting office. Office work has always charmed me, and I attribute that to Scott’s good-natured Dilbert comics about it.
Blessed to know him and that @thomasbsauer and I both call him a friend. Praying for his health and peace ❤️🩹
Coffee With Scott Adams 5/19/25 nitter.app/i/broadcasts/1MYxNwXEq…
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I sent this to my sister and she only saw the first picture and the cookie liner and look what she said
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My sister worked at a grocery store from about 2007-2010, I worked at the same chain from 2012-2015 or so. Weekday evenings were entirely staffed by teens
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I think was lucky because my school applied for but didn’t receive a grant for iPads in every classroom. Having to do everything with pencil and paper or desktop computer was good actually??
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Thank god for journalists
Video footage and images taken throughout the night show the pants had a zipper in the front, indicating Trump wore his pants facing the right way. usatoday.com/story/news/fact…
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It works out to something like 40 Ubers/month. I’m personally not appalled by that figure, and I’m willing to bet the Board counted on people who don’t know better to be outraged over it, and they simply aren’t.
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here’s my unsolicited, admittedly imperfect, and very generalized advice to girls who want to be trad-wives someday but want to take a more modern route there:
go to school. do well in school. study something USEFUL. capitalize on how favorable the clear expectations of academia and job market are for a smart, ambitious young woman. there’s no excuse not to. get a job. have roommates with similar values. stay close to your family but don’t live near/with them.
along this journey, keep an eye out for a guy who is AT LEAST as hardworking and industrious as you (honestly, my bare minimum was a master’s degree because I had one also). I tended to filter for guys who went to a better school than me, had more education, worked in a tougher field.
socialize in relatively wholesome environments like bible studies, church, coffee shops, with work friends. be sweet and outgoing and have an approachable demeanor (no RBF). a great guy might turn up or you might have to approach them yourself.
also. older guys are usually better, unless they’re some type of weird unicorn, because they’ve had more time emotionally mature, work, and grow their career. young guys who are grinding are too busy/distracted and normally make bad boyfriends. conversely, young guys who are not grinding might be slightly more attentive and better boyfriends BUT they aren’t grinding and setting themselves and their future wife up for financial stability.
have an engaging first date conversation where you can talk about something interesting and REAL. a college education is helpful for this but DON’T try to outsmart your date or be intentionally antagonistic and argumentative. if you were on the debate team in high school, ERASE THIS from your identity. you don’t have to be overly submissive and perfectly agreeable to be attractive, but getting into arguments for their own sake is a turn-off.
find out from your date what they want in life. this is fine to chat about early on, in broad terms. if they want marriage and a family, green flag. if they’re evasive, vague, cagey, looking for a situationship, don’t waste your time.
lastly, don’t sweat the details early on—financial independence, being able to have an expensive wedding and quit your job within a year. this stuff will probably come in time as long as you’re aligned in your values and long term goals.
most of the trad-wives I know (the IRL ones, not the influencers) have had a rewarding career and worked hard for many years before and during marriage, contributing to the financial stability of their marriage before they were finally able to “be retired” by their husbands and focus on having kids.
as long as you get through college quickly and painlessly and jump right into working in a relatively lucrative field (reminder: USEFUL degree), you’ll still be quite young—mid 20s at the latest, by the time you’re getting married and gearing up for your life as a trad-wife.
my route was:
18-20: bachelor’s degree (math)
21-22: master’s degree (business analytics)
22: met my boyfriend
23: covid year 💀, worked and saved money, was actually quite broke though
24: engaged
25: married
27: pregnant
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Someone should do one of those posts that’s like “for every 1000 likes I’ll make her arm longer”
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any time two people get into a dispute on here, they post each other’s faces and whoever is hottest wins the argument.
The “journalist” behind this piece, Jane Herz, got a Master's degree in journalism to write up anon hate comments over my *sweater*.
What a gross, pathetic life you have.
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it’s gotta be horrifying for Sam Altman to get on twitter and see everyone insulting his physiognomy and saying he looks like rat. good thing that’ll never happen to me because I’m beautiful and never do anything wrong
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sorry to anyone whose incorrect assumptions about this post made them upset and say mean things. it’ll be ok i promise
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she handcuffed the ELEPHANTS and sent them to solitary confinement in OKLAHOMA
but police won’t show up to help YOU and arrest CRIMINALS unless there’s a dead body.
LA Mayor Karen Bass sparks outrage as elephants are shackled and secretly moved to one of America's 'worst' zoos trib.al/Lp5cEzg
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Regardless of how you use it, DO NOT PAINT IT ANY COLOR WHATSOEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES (I’m sure you didn’t plan to)
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Anyone who disagrees with this basically just thinks that, because the 5 day window is unknown to them, through inability to track their cycles, it could be at any time and practically they act like it’s at all times.
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my opinion on this is ‘95-‘98 can be grandfathered into the millennial generation if they were a younger sibling of a millennial and had hand-me-downs. I remember tamagotchi, Furby, N-64, all hand-me-downs
if they were an older sibling or only child they’re definitely gen z
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dating a veteran is fun & informative. today i learned that you can say
“RTB”
which is quick and easy, instead of
“hi honey, i am on my way home and i will see you in a bit. let me know if i can pick anything up for you. love you”
efficient 🥰
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they’re laying off teachers in what were previously wealthy school districts because no young people can afford to live there and have children and the school populations are shrinking
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was relaying everything to a family member out of state. all the issues. they said “get off the politics” thinking it’s not helpful to point fingers right now.
the same leaders who caused this will lead the recovery, and fail at that too, if we don’t DEMAND CHANGE NOW.
What Newsom is thinking: "This looks bad on me so I'm going to tell people not to politicize this disaster."
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the lesson here is:
ladies, move to dc, go on a date with a random guy who finds the @TrumpDC to be a romantic date spot, have him introduce you to his buddy’s amazing GF who met in the same way, become best friends with her, and live happily ever after ✨
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woke up this morning annoyed. pile of stressful things to fuss over. not a shred of gratitude for the life I’ve been given. feels so wrong in retrospect. can’t believe how this day unfolded.
hug your loved ones, praise Jesus, and pray for the Kirk family.
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I don’t like that you said 40+ year old which made me think 1960s and then I thought for a minute and realized it means 1980s ☹️
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Also. I don’t even really consider myself a tradwife. I haven’t worked in a couple years but I have consistently stayed enrolled in university classes just for my own enjoyment. We don’t have chickens or land, I’m scared of raw milk, and I sometimes use PAM when I’m baking.
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makes me scared for the future, but also reassuring to me to know that making sure your kids can read will be an easy way to set them apart and guarantee their success in life.
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the cultural artifacts 100 years from now are gonna be so funny when people look back on 2020
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Trump is not the bad guy. You let this happen IN YOUR STATE under YOUR LEADERSHIP.
You should resign in disgrace.
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Not to mention there’s a very strong nuclear engineering program at the University of Tennessee, plus Y-12 and Oak Ridge National lab, very close by. An abundance of highly trained experts in nuclear in the region.
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If it weren’t for PBS and viewers like you, we’d never have these memes. Remember that..
🚨 BREAKING: @POTUS just signed an executive order ENDING the taxpayer subsidization of NPR and PBS — which receive millions from taxpayers to spread radical, woke propaganda disguised as “news.”
Here is the text of the order:
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:
Section 1. Purpose. National Public Radio (NPR) and the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) receive taxpayer funds through the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB). Unlike in 1967, when the CPB was established, today the media landscape is filled with abundant, diverse, and innovative news options. Government funding of news media in this environment is not only outdated and unnecessary but corrosive to the appearance of journalistic independence.
At the very least, Americans have the right to expect that if their tax dollars fund public broadcasting at all, they fund only fair, accurate, unbiased, and nonpartisan news coverage. No media outlet has a constitutional right to taxpayer subsidies, and the Government is entitled to determine which categories of activities to subsidize. The CPB's governing statute reflects principles of impartiality: the CPB may not "contribute to or otherwise support any political party." 47 U.S.C. 396(f)(3); see also id. 396(e)(2).
The CPB fails to abide by these principles to the extent it subsidizes NPR and PBS. Which viewpoints NPR and PBS promote does not matter. What does matter is that neither entity presents a fair, accurate, or unbiased portrayal of current events to taxpaying citizens.
I therefore instruct the CPB Board of Directors (CPB Board) and all executive departments and agencies (agencies) to cease Federal funding for NPR and PBS.
Sec. 2. Instructions to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. (a) The CPB Board shall cease direct funding to NPR and PBS, consistent with my Administration's policy to ensure that Federal funding does not support biased and partisan news coverage. The CPB Board shall cancel existing direct funding to the maximum extent allowed by law and shall decline to provide future funding.
(b) The CPB Board shall cease indirect funding to NPR and PBS, including by ensuring that licensees and permittees of public radio and television stations, as well as any other recipients of CPB funds, do not use Federal funds for NPR and PBS. To effectuate this directive, the CPB Board shall, before June 30, 2025, revise the 2025 Television Community Service Grants General Provisions and Eligibility Criteria and the 2025 Radio Community Service Grants General Provisions and Eligibility Criteria to prohibit direct or indirect funding of NPR and PBS. To the extent permitted by the 2024 Television Community Service Grants General Provisions and Eligibility Criteria, the 2024 Radio Community Service Grants General Provisions and Eligibility Criteria, and applicable law, the CPB Board shall also prohibit parties subject to these provisions from funding NPR or PBS after the date of this order. In addition, the CPB Board shall take all other necessary steps to minimize or eliminate its indirect funding of NPR and PBS.
Sec. 3. Instructions to Other Agencies. (a) The heads of all agencies shall identify and terminate, to the maximum extent consistent with applicable law, any direct or indirect funding of NPR and PBS.
(b) After taking the actions specified in subsection (a) of this section, the heads of all agencies shall identify any remaining grants, contracts, or other funding instruments entered into with NPR or PBS and shall determine whether NPR and PBS are in compliance with the terms of those instruments. In the event of a finding of noncompliance, the head of the relevant agency shall take appropriate steps under the terms of the instrument.
(c) The Secretary of Health and Human Services shall determine whether "the Public Broadcasting Service and National Public Radio (or any successor organization)" are complying with the statutory mandate that "no person shall be subjected to discrimination in employment . . . on the grounds of race, color, religion, national origin, or sex." 47 U.S.C. 397(15), 398(b). In the event of a finding of noncompliance, the Secretary of Health and Human Services shall take appropriate corrective action.
Sec. 4. Severability. If any provision of this order, or the application of any provision to any agency, person, or circumstance, is held to be invalid, the remainder of this order and the application of its provisions to any other agencies, persons, or circumstances shall not be affected thereby.
Sec. 5. General Provisions. (a) Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:
(i) the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or
(ii) the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.
(b) This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.
(c) This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
DONALD J. TRUMP
THE WHITE HOUSE,
May 1, 2025.
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It’s always “climate change” and “sea level rise” and never “stop building houses on stilts on sand”
Cape Hatteras National Seashore (Seashore) has confirmed that an unoccupied house at 24265 Ocean Drive, Rodanthe, N.C. collapsed this afternoon. This is the second unoccupied house collapse of the day at the Seashore. Read more: nps.gov/caha/learn/news/seco…
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I’m ok with this 🙈😜💍@thomasbsauer
Vogue kept supermodel Melania Trump off of their covers because of her husband & put Jill Biden on because of her husband
Remember ladies— your husband determines your worth in this new Leftist world!
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wondering why they haven’t/can’t piece together all the Ring footage, Tesla footage, school camera footage, and trace this dude’s exact steps from the moment he jumped down the roof and started to run away
The FBI is releasing video of the shooter who murdered Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University on September 10, 2025. Following the shooting, the individual jumps from a rooftop and runs away from the location. Trace evidence collected from the rooftop includes shoe impressions, a forearm imprint, and a palm print. The shooter's weapon and ammunition were recovered from a wooded area near the university. The full video can be viewed at fbi.gov/video-repository/uta….
ALT Person walking alone on a winding concrete path through a grassy area near a modern building with large windows and tall pine trees.
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Twitter is going to die if only because eventually so few people will be able to read quickly enough to enjoy the platform lol
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Elon has this weird inability to predict the second and third order effects of his choices, with the exception being his business success I guess.
But trying to pay women hush money to keep his children secret for 18 years and forming a competing political party that will steal votes from GOP? Why can’t he tell the obvious consequences of these things?
If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day.
Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.
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popped into the Newport Beach Barnes and Noble to pick up a copy of @JackPosobiec @JoshuaLisec new book 🤚🏻💀✋🏻
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I got a bachelor’s in mathematics with honors in 3 years and in my 4th year I graduated with a master’s in business analytics. I learned to code like I was told!!
after graduation (and 3 consecutive years of solid internships) I did NOT have anything close to an easy time finding a job in tech, and was paid poorly compared to other entry and mid level data analysts, despite my education and experience.
as a first year PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER in CA, I would make more than I ever made as a data analyst.
wild times we’re living in. something’s gotta change
About the foreign tech workers issue... I'm a father of four kids aged 18-25. I believe I can safely speak for most of the parents of my generation.
We were propagandized that our children MUST master STEM so they'd be poised to compete and succeed against their peers from Asia who would have an advantage in the job market for CS and programming and AI careers.
So we emphasized it and they have either graduated or are in the process of graduating with the appropriate degrees.
Now I'm told that they, for some reason, are incapable of filling jobs those very same foreign-born competitors should be prioritized to fill.
Ok.
Simple request for @elonmusk and @VivekGRamaswamy, whom I have great admiration and respect for: How about you fill all those jobs with educated, capable and patriotic Americans like our children, who sacrificed and worked their asses off for the past ten years, and you can fill the left over jobs with the folks you're talking about today?
Ok? Thanks.
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the bands on the proper amount of socialization are very tight and require parents who are “with it” to be aware of what is presently, ACTUALLY a risk to their children and what is harmless or even good
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Mason jars. Everywhere. Have your cousin build you some corn hole boards for decor. Flowers from Publix.
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He was horrible to his wife and kids while he was gallivanting around Europe drinking wine and eating fine cuisine. Tells all about it in the How I Built This podcast. Still one of the best travel shows around, I spent the better part of yesterday watching old reruns.
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my hometown mayor 🥹
BREAKING: SILICON VALLEY MELTDOWN - US BANKING SYSTEM DOWNGRADED TO NEGATIVE ON BANK RUN FEARS
with special guest @GlennJacobsTN
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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this girl next to me at the airport lounge is girlbossing so hard, she’s at the bar having a cocktail at 9 am and doing a zoom call with some other girlbosses and I just heard her say “synergies”
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I heard about this all the time but only because I’m from there and it was all over the local news. Doubtful people from farther away ever heard much about it
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Didn’t get my ears pierced until I went away to college, and went to a tattoo parlor. My parents didn’t much mind I pierced my ears but were upset (???) that I set foot in a tattoo parlor even though the piercing was much healthier and more even than Claire’s would’ve done.
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watched my husband in an absolute fit of rage when had to go back to the DMV 3 times for his Real ID because he didn’t bring the right document but these people have real IDs from CA that didn’t even give a valid name much less a birth certificate or even a piece of mail with their name on it
BREAKING - In a massively disturbing revelation, it has been revealed that Democrat states such as New York and California are issuing CDLs to illegals as “no name given,” with Republican states like Oklahoma stating they have already apprehended over 125 illegals with such IDs.
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🥺🥺🥺
way better than being told to report it on ileftmystuff.com and then never hearing back, which is usually what happens to me
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Women are also plenty fertile from 30-40 and it’s really offensive and insulting to mothers everywhere to act like they aren’t???
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the people who run amtrak actively discriminate against the autists and don’t hire them
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take your kids’ computers and phones away. at the very least, set your home internet up with firewalls for bad websites. learn what’s out there and prevent them from getting to it. underestimation of the dangers of the internet has deadly consequences
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I share my maiden name with them and received their merch as gifts well into my teen years.
I’d like to speak to a manager about why they stopped producing this vintage of soothing, not overstimulating children’s television shows
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the little stool with the safety railing specifically designed for them to help in the kitchen 🥺
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Remember when picnik was about to disappear and everyone PANICKED to download all of their edits before they were gone for good.
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