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e enter nigeria, he start dey resemble chibuzo, it’s something about our atmosphere
"Nigeria we here baby"-
—Touchdown Lagos with @druski 🇳🇬✨
Get ready for some peak fooling 🫵🏾😂
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manifesting one remote job that pays ridiculously well, and i’ll still have enough free time to enjoy my hobbies
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it is my year like mad. every year is my year. i will keep on getting bigger wins each year
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watching my daughter going from ‘cutest baby in the world’ to ‘stubborn goat’ broke me
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noticed that, the older i get, the more the women around me are desperate for relationships
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can’t think of one person i’m insanely attracted to rn. tinubu don spoil my libido
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showing every woman affection >>> regardless of your intentions
me with the woman i have no intention of calling ever again nitter.app/dannydiscoverU/status/…
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If it was a Nigerian film, when motara is 60 she’ll be broke and begging on the road, then that small girl will pull up in a jeep and look at her then keyboard will start playing.
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Lmao make i spend this kind money on top curtains. e better make my neighbors see my yansh
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i say this naija climate dey comot steeze na. see as jamie be like ogunmekpon
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Na all of us for this country wey dey craze 😂😂🤦🏾♂️ #EndPoliceBrutalityNigeria
✨ ODIINAKA ✨
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one minute you’re a young prayerful child, next thing you’re fornicating and smoking igbo
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e no mean
i like dark skinned women, but my babe is yellow. na who no wan kill us we go stay with
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lagos babes are exhausting
“are you hungry?”
“do you want to buy food for me?”
“which hair are you planning to make?”
“do you want to pay for me?”
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you sabi how many times we swear for mandem in secondary school after them thief our cornflakes and milk? them dey canada dey chill now
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twitter video streaming server is trash. you will watch 27 tiktoks while 1 twitter video loads
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i think some babes should just confess that they prefer 30+ men and dating people’s fathers.
i don’t know why some of you will see a young man like me coming up in life and tell me to provide for you. may God punish you
Dating a man who can't help you financially is a waste of time. Real men are providers.
A woman should not be struggling financially with a grown man lying next to her.
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offset cheats every week but na cardi b una dey vex for. crazy things i’m seeing on my timeline
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bruh, the least we could have in 2024 is electricity man, i can’t keep living like this
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When you zone out during your favorite verse on the song so you have to replay the whole song
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just finished wizkid’s album and i’m spinning it again. the brother is good. i just needed time
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There is nothing as surreal as the moment that you lock eyes with an Okada man, and you know that HE is the one that will take you to your destination.
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see ehn, if you’re not loyal in talking stage when do you now want to be loyal?
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The only female rapper that actually raps, but we all know why y’all don’t rate her
nitter.app/BarsOnIy/status/124325…
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my guy say if you dey drive, especially for night and you see police checkpoint, just jam them dey go
My heart broke into a thousand pieces. #TheBlackBook
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my penis whenever i text my girl or hear her voice or see her picture or breathe her air
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burna boy wan use club finish chloe. sigh, e no fit do something romantic? them no dey go restaurant?
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With the way Nigerians give out money for no reason you won’t know we’re the third poorest country in the world
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we used to play hide and seek with my mom when we were kids. one day she hid, we searched and searched but couldn’t find her. after hours of searching and crying, lo and behold we found our mother, inside ghana-must-go (bear in mind my mom was a big woman). what a woman
Y’all, please tell the class the times your mother has done things (not related to being a mother) that stood out to you.
I’m really tired of the fuckass cooking conversations.
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Senibo👑 Of Port-Harcourt⚓️
once you put a camera in front, then it’s posturing. but at least nggas got some free food
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Girls that don’t get mad when you ghost and understand you’re going through some shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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streaks with people you fw is very wholesome to me. make i just see how you dey do my bro
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Grown man coming on twitter to shout “I’m an Erica Stan”, your mother can not be proud of you
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funnily enough, last time i go play away game for like 2 days, na me still order food. i order food like 12 times that weekend. good women no dey lagos
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all these men vs women conversations dawg, i hate them sm. i just wan marry make me and my wife dey laugh at them together
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