Resident DJ @MetaMask. Opinions are unfortunately my own. Never financial advice.
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THE 2018
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Iota network paused. LMAO. THEY PAUSED IT. WHAT IS THIS A VIDEOGAME? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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If you lost money this week that’s too bad. Here’s a little tip that might help you get by.
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*buys altcoin*
this looks good for a quick flip
*altcoin dumps*
no worries, I'll just HODL this forever
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not sure why people are still doing follow fridays. there's like 40 people left on crypto twitter altogether and we are already following each other.
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I made more money from registering a .eth address than I did from designing and launching Draw Something (which led to OMGPOP being sold to Zynga for about $200M)
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when bill clinton discovers that there's an anonymous crypto that lets you make payments on PornHub
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Had someone asking for helping in an emulation group the other day because his ROMS were not in alphabetical order (there’s a number code at the start of each file) so he couldn’t find the games he wanted. He did not know how to use the search in File Explorer.
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[during sex]
me: hurt me
her: if your position is 90% down from your entry then the asset will have to 10x for you to break even
me: what
her: that is if it even returns to all-time-high.... many assets don't
me, crying: stop.
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I think part of the reason the Studio Ghibli style is so universally loved is because it conveys a sense of youthful whimsy. It feels optimistic.
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Current number of Millionaires in the world: 36 million.
Number of Peanut the Royal Blue Elephants that will ever be created: 500.
Imagine if every millionaire wanted to own just one Peanut the Royal Blue Elephant.
You do the math.
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Bots tagging a customer support account to boost fake engagement on the original tweet
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no game developer wants to use crypto for in-game currency. no game developer wants in-game currency to have a market outside of the game. the whole point is you buy currency that you can't use anywhere else and the game dev makes revenue whether you spend your currency or not.
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the most successful people:
- can code
- don't work in corporate
- are anonymous
- published a whitepaper for a p2p electronic cash system
- mined the genesis block
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It's stupid because it implies that capitalism is about to die when in fact it's doing fine
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I'd rather watch this trailer 10 times than watch the latest $250 million CGI comic book movie if I'm being honest
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so this whole TikTok ban was just cover to push a broad bill giving the US gov the ability to censor the Internet?
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Everyone talking about infection rates. No one talking about mortality rates. Why is that?
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Current theory: @CryptoShillNye was killed by a hacker in Shanghai who has assumed his identity
If you think this is the same person, see an eye doctor
RIP
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When I bought Ethereum at $12 lots of people had already cashed out because they didn't think it could go any higher
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Stop telling people not to FOMO into pumps! How do you think these pumps are supposed to work??? Please FOMO right in folks!!
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charles: hi i'd like to return something
cashier: ok sir, could you please go to the returns counter? another associate will assist you there
charles: you're telling the CEO of iohk, founder of cardano and ethereum to use the returns counter?
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everyone in the chat telling me not to buy at resistance but if no one buys at resistance we can't break through. they should be thanking me. ungrateful lot.
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Narratives that failed:
- $6k is generational bottom
- Miners will prop up BTC price
- “This won’t be like 2014-2015”
- altcoins are dead
- ICO tokens are dead / “PoW coin renaissance”
- Masternodes are a good long term investment
Any others?
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my wife jokingly asked me if I had any Non Fungible Tokens and the conversation got very serious very quickly
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Went to the grocery store today. The cashier asked me if I wanted any bags. I said no, I have plenty 😫😭
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> Why are people not calling for the immediate return of the hostages or disarmament of Hamas?
We know why: because there are people who believe Israel should not exist.
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I feel like there is this phenomenon where people change their perception about something based on politics, like they go from liking someone to disliking them, to the point of literally remembering the past differently. Seen it happen a lot.
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Because if knocking up his co-worker's daughter, pressuring her to get an abortion, refusing a paternity test and then resisting paying child support was cause for suspension, he probably wouldn't be the only one getting suspended
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You ever make a trade so bad that you don’t even want to put it in your portfolio tracker so you can pretend it never happened?
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Yeah this exists in various rural areas but it doesn't scale. And would never work in a big city.
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ha ha look at these noobs talking about losing 80-90% of their portfolio value. ridiculous. what a bunch of maroons. I only lost 70%.
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Am I the only one who has noticed that coins don't pump when McAfee mentions them anymore? Used to be any coin mentioned by him would pump like 300%, now it doesn't even register.
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tfw you mentally capitulated a week ago but you've been too lazy to actually log into exchanges and reopen wallets and go through all the effort of selling everything
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Don’t tell me you are all in and unable to buy the dip when you still have both your kidneys
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Wait I just realized this
In the past month,
@lightning received $2.5M investment
@CryptoKitties received $12M investment
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