keep mace on yourself around me

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30something% bf btw lol
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you post like a freak and get scared when a real freakzoid coomer pulls up? weak spirit, you'll never escape samsara
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i understand how Vietnam veterans feel about stolen valour now
another day in my piece of shit incel retard freak evil pervert life
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Is this a cute buney??
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they are recommending me the retarded hoes
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my brain is broken
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Replying to @k1tty_bug
buney
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hey guys what's going on
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🔒🔄
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guys I need to bring attention to this
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hope your shit burns down in a electrical fire 🖕🏻
Do guys even fw dirty ass girls anymore? Sigh
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Replying to @animeterrorist
Buneyyy
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alright guys, funs over, notifications are off can we get less arguing in the replies I'm 12 and you're scaring me
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Found a guy
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"shoot out his balls I don't want him to pee" gotta be one of the hardest lines ever
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Replying to @upgood2uwu
Badass actually
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what am I supposed to follow that with fuck sake !!
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My political opinion in 2016 Vs my political opinion now
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Replying to @SneakyScube
1 sentence horror story
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Replying to @durandalcomplex
un-ironically believe if you gave these guys just mass produced bolt actions their effectiveness would go up tenfold, teaching them patience. but the moment they find a automatic all critical thinking goes out the window "more boolet=more kill"
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yeah sure bro let's give all these women the chair I don't care anymore
Are high-waisted pants literally worse than murder?
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Just kill her idc anymore
Plus-sized traveler demands free seats, better accommodations on airlines: “All plus-size passengers should be provided with an extra free seat, or even two or three seats depending on their size, to accommodate their needs and ensure their comfort during the flight”
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12 inches deep in Ur mom 🤣🖕
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Taylor Swift is reportedly now single
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Ornstien on tiktok wtf
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fuck off man
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how it feels to be a 26yo Volcel when people ask me if there's any girls in my life
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cooking up some shit on that image maker
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"congratulations! you didn't speak to a single woman romantically this year, this puts you in the top 0.01% of incels"
guys can we do a dating wrapped pls
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Suspicious amount of women filling out the femcel bingo card and not crossing out the virgin square 🤔
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me and my fat bitch wife
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No one: The really fucking weird fortune teller machine at the fair that cost a dollar to tell you your dicks gonna fall off:
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Replying to @faustianwigger
You can hear their breathing through the keyboard
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Replying to @proudbugman
Twitter is great, a real eyesight into people's lives
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Replying to @poopswag34
These comics used to have 16 yo me in tears, theres like 200 of them
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parents bought the current house for 30k in 2000 and their house before that for 10k in 1996
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Ouuaaaaaaaaa ... Husband.. You are but too many motorbike Now we are homeress
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I've seen what pussy does to a man and I don't want it
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Replying to @EightDollarPint
That's super cool I want it on a t-shirt
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twitter is lowkey just a "huge homosexual" competition
twitter is lowkey just a “who can say the joke the loudest” competition
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I'm retarded and this is the apprentices fault for getting me hooked on darts again
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life is all about finding the little things that make you smile ❤️
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I'm tired of not having any pussy
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let's make it 0
This beautiful creature is a wooly monkey, and there only about 1000 of them
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smoking area fucks so hard
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Replying to @Kiljeaydon
I'm smurfing
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
You've posted me twice now, follow me back or daddy won't be happy
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Doing some research
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ABORT ABORT SHES HUGE FFUUUUUCXKKKK
somehow with the help of a friend I've ended up with a gym date on Wednesday with this freak
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nah fr muted at like 10k
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Replying to @poopswag34
I remember this, can't remember what it's called but it's fucked up, you see the recoil on that ass tho?
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She is not beating the down syndrome allegations
ice spice making breakfast and it looks… interesting. well at least she’s eating her spinach 😭😭
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Actually trying to hit 150g of protein a day is mad difficult bruh I'm struggling and I'm at maybe 70? At 1pm
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Americans be like RETVRN and it's just burgers
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perfect candidate to be trebuchet'd into a castle under siege like the infected rotting livestock they used
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imagine getting head from a bitch with this haircut, shit musta been out of this world I can't even fathom it
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Replying to @LandsharkRides
When I had my motorcycle inspection the fella was chatting to me about abos when he lived out there, some of the small towns had a report policy that if you hit one whilst driving in the outback you should report it like you hit a dog or something at the next town or something
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1000kcal dinner at 8.30pm I'm killing myself fr
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i be sticking my tounge through the ring haribos like it's my homies asshole
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holy fucking shit man I'm gonna kill myself
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I'm deleting my fucking chat bro
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if you've ever been in a relationship I fucking hate you
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I love the porn bots always liking my shit tweets ❤️
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*Eating a microwave meal and drinking a diet coke in my parents home in my mid twenties* Aww yeah livin the life
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Replying to @poopswag34
Guys don't get pussy anymore didn't you get the memo
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Imagine busting raw and seeing it like when you can see shit in those weird transparent fish
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They don't realise they begging for spring onions 💀
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puppy
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Replying to @curablefury
She looks terrified lmao I wonder what he said to warrant that reaction
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make them think you won the 250 lmao
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do you think she would still act like this if she shed 5-10%bf? actual speaking? like I swear half these retards exist because they get fat and just let go of societies norms. hit the gym
the gerblin grifter
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Replying to @GirlsDislikeMe
This woman looks like a orc if I were him I would unplug her seatbelt and hit a 18 wheeler head on
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somehow with the help of a friend I've ended up with a gym date on Wednesday with this freak
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Being mutuals isn't enough you need to let me hit raw
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yeah here's 10 mutuals -gay guy -gay guy -woamn with nice boddy yes sexy -gay guy -gay guy -gay guy -the love of my life please give me a chnace -gay guy -gay guy -dumb bitch I have a sunk too much time into being mutuals so I can't break it off
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ignoring girls at the gym so I can focus on these Instagram reels of Indians getting run over
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