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Luxembourg
Fuck coding. Let’s all just go live on a farm and raise goats 🐐
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Frontend developers on a Monday getting ready to change the color of a button
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Learning web development be like...
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pride versioning > semantic versioning 😂
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When you DELETE * FROM users; and realize it’s the production database instead of your local
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Your laptop doesn’t matter
Investing in a MacBook is one of the best decisions a developer can make
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Three incredible developers looking at each other
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Replying to @elonmusk
Elon, I am a die-hard fan of yours. But this is insensitive. I can’t say I’m not disappointed.
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Developer salaries in 2023 🥲
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Developers using Vue/React to build a single-page landing site
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Replying to @daboigbae
I’ve been a programmer for 20 years. These are 4 apples
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As an introvert at a tech conference
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2024 web development be like nitter.app/tweetsofX/status/17488…
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When I see a beautiful piece if code 👀
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Replying to @notdanilu
This is actually a fun twist to the Santa thing. I think it will be hilarious. Also, isn’t it PG-13? Teenagers should be able to handle seeing the devil on screen without being traumatized for life. If not, an adult should be able to explain them.
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How developers name their variables
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Tech companies in 2023 be like: ✨。 ・。 ✨。 ✨。 ⚡ *.✨ ゚*. Adding AI to any regular product 。。⚡ 。 ・✨ ✨ ✨
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Replying to @Meikie_S @_Ursh
So she will end up facing the same direction after the turn? 🤣
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Everyone at work today be like
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Add these aliases to your terminal. Thank me later.
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Backend developer transitioning to frontend
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When the senior dev sees a for-loop that could easily be a .map().filter()
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Fuck coding. Let’s all just go live on a farm and raise goats.
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Frontend developers when a new JavaScript framework comes out
Everything Out Of Context
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Developers documenting their code
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Web developers who hate JavaScript are probably in the wrong business 😅
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A gentle reminder to learn #JavaScript before jumping in a framework ☺️
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Senior developer: Where did you get thise part of the code from? 🤔 Junior developer: From StackOverflow ☺️ Senior developer: From the question or the answer? 🤨
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Senior devs when they involuntarily introduce a bug to production
non aesthetic things
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The job of a developer is not to write code. It is to solve problems ⚡️
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Developers can be cruel sometimes
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Pro tip™ - When working with big numbers in JavaScript, you can use _ to visually separate the digits.
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People refusing to use TypeScript
Vivek Naskar
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When the senior developer takes over and fixes the bug in 15 minutes
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If you like Python, code Python. If you like JavaScript, code JavaScript. If you like Node, code Node. If you like Deno, code Deno. If you like Rust, code Rust. If you like Tailwind, code with Tailwind. But stop whining about new stuff, just because you’re too lazy to learn it.
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If we saw more of this, the world would be a little brighter
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The senior developer, taking care of some known bugs
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Got this neat new keyboard in the mail today 🤣
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Can I make it any more obvious?
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Frontend vs Backend
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Damn JavaScript!
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Replying to @instablog9ja
Freddie could do this

ALT Freddie Mercury GIF

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I’d makea joke about APIs. But you wouldn’t GET it.
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When you just copy random stuff from StackOverflow to your project
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I am considering to learn React, because finding a job with Vue is not that easy anymore 💔 How long will I need to become React-hireable? Times are tough.
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To all beginners, if you're looking for a COMPLETE roadmap for web development, check this out 👇 andreasbm.github.io/web-skil…
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For every web developer, it's CRUCIAL you master at least the basics of git: - commit - push - pull - clone - create new branch - switch branch - merge - resolve merge conflicts
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Software concepts explained
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If you ever think you're good at CSS, check out this website. These designs are all done with a single <div> element. It's insane! a.singlediv.com/
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“I’ll refactor that later”
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If we saw more of this, the world would be a little brighter
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Learning web development be like...
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What keeps you from coding like this?
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Replying to @TansuYegen
Not his fault. If management only provides this type of flimsy storage, that’s not on him.
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To all the #JavaScript beginners - hang in there 😉
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If you want to drive a front-end web developer crazy
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Monitor upgrade ✨
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Thank me later
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Someone developed the Internet without the Internet. What a madman.
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After so many years wanting a @Tesla, I finally got one 🥳
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You're not a real developer until you own a cool .dev domain.
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"CSS is easy"
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Developers deploying code 🚀
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I’m a few months late to this trend, but this is how team leads carry their laptop
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"You don't need JavaScript to learn React or Vue" Well, you don't need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps!
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Dear inspiring developers: Be conscious that about 70% - 90% of “coding” is actually not writing any line of code. It’s a lot of: - Planning - Thinking - Finding causes of bugs - Meetings - Justifying your solution - Keeping up to date - Testing
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Replying to @cormachayden_
The Photoshop job on the second one though 😅
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JavaScript VS Beginner Developers 😈
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Software projects - plan vs reality 😭
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DevRel vs Developer
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I ❤️ JavaScript
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The web developer classic 👌
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The senior developer doing a code review
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Developer VS Tester
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When two developers work on the same piece of code individually
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Me: I’m a web developer 😊 People who have no clue what they’re talking about: BuT ProDuCtS LiKe wiX DoEs YoUr jOB fOr fReE
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Don’t listen to this guy. You don’t need a Macbook to learn how to code. Any computer will do.
This must be noted: - Software Engineers in the US have an unfair advantage over those in poorer countries. A Macbook Pro costs 10% of a SWE's salary in the US. But it costs 100%+ of a SWE's salary in most countries around the world.
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CEO: I don’t want to train the developers. What if I pay for their training and they leave the company? Me: Imagine if you don’t train them and they stay. Which is worse? 😉
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Replying to @EddyVinckk
I’d buy something like a Nintendo Switch though
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You 👏 can't 👏 learn 👏 programming 👏 only 👏 by 👏 watching 👏 videos! You have to build stuff ⚒️
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When you decided to become a software developer, knowingly or unknowingly, you signed up for LLL (Life-Long Learning). Embrace it ✨
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No developer in the world finishes a project without researching something ⚡️
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15 years ago, the Internet was an escape from the real world 🤓 Now, the real world is an escape from the Internet 😫
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Senior developers when prod goes down nitter.app/O_Satisfying/status/17…
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What keeps you from coding like this?
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If you're a developer and don't ask questions, you're gonna have a bad time.
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Yep. Then stores “why do people buy online instead in our store?”
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If we saw more of this, the world would be a little brighter
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Add these aliases to your terminal. Thank me later.
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Fuck Git. Just print your code and fax it to me.
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Like this tweet and see the magic happen #81921CB23227
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How to learn JavaScript 🟨 in 3 easy steps
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Using @vuejs for the 1st time vs 8359th time 💚
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Frontend developers trying out Tailwind for the first time
Ilya · イリア
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Client: "I found someone cheaper" 🧱
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Vue.js bought this 💚
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I think the biggest challenge in web development is to make it look and work good on all devices.
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I can die in peace now. I’ve seen EVAN YOU (@evanyou) rap live on stage! 😱🎙🎉 #VuejsAmsterdam #VueJS
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Tell me your interests and I’ll tell you your next web project 👇
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