A girl with long, gorgeous hair walked into the salon and told them to cut it all off and dye it blonde.
Her phone has been ringing since she arrived. She hasn't checked it once 💀
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She posted an entire video explaining how she isn't black, but you chose to still do this.
Black people and coloured people in South Africa have different historical experiences, and we've explained that multiple times. You guys are just being purposefully thick at this point.
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“Your small South African boyfriend didn’t even buy you a car? Come I show you nice life abeg.”
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I really thought they were being sarcastic when they said Americans don't use electric kettles 😭 WTF???
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Omg. She probably only showers because she knows her hair's gotta get washed and for no other reason 😭
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PE people 🌸
I'm looking for 2 people (preferably ladies) to share a 3 bedroom apartment in Humewood with.
The apartment building right by King's Beach.
Rent is R2900 monthly.
DM for for more information.
Please RT 🙏🏽
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It's association more than anything 😂 in the case of this particular one:
OMW is something we know from texting.
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F = most popular F word
And a combination of typoglycemia and apophenia does the rest.
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Lol. Just make conversation. The point really is to just talk to you. You can say "Askies baby. Lemme keep you company while you wait" then ask about her day or something else that's happening in her life.
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No one's gonna pay for pictures of those people. We shop with them. Eat with them. Party with them. They're extremely accessible.
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This hun's boyfriend's friend just told her "I'm glad you guys are making this open relationship work. I don't think I'm that strong."
Moghele o itse ba le monogamous 💀
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Sex 101: Back to Basics
How to [actually] give a blowjob.
I promise there is no fruit involved.
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It's probably not even 6 days, it's probably a full week. On a Friday night so she's ready for the weekend.
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@Mc_Doodlethobs
You can find a few really gorgeous ones on Airbnb. This one is in Haarties as well.
Follow my invite link for R600 off your first trip: abnb.me/e/UJXiiQOsXV
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Ricoffy literally says ON THE CAN "12.5% coffee". TF did y'all think that meant?
South Africa has new draft rules about hot drinks, and Ricoffy, Frisco, and Koffiehuis are definitely not coffee – not even nearly | @BISouthAfrica
ow.ly/XIKy50vYJjx
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I disinfect my toilet. Doesn't mean I'll be washing my hands in there.
I mean, I can kinda understanding washing a baby's hair in there. But adults and animals? Yhu, no hey.
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Hier kom kak.
The first big discovery of oil and gas offshore of South Africa has been made, sparking a new interest in the region bloom.bg/2DVOP6A
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People in these replies are annoying.
1. The emoji is sarcastic.
2. Nobody owes you proof. The victim's friends want this to reach authorities so this can be taken more seriously.
3. Unveiling the victim would just add salt to the wound. Have some compassion.
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My friend just found out she's beeeeen getting cheated on.
Her biggest gripe is that he's apparently terrible in bed, and the embarassment of people knowing that gives her no choice but to leave 💀
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That looks like dry skin and dermatitis. I have both of those. You can keep it pretty much under control with the right skin lotion. When it flares up just use an antihistamine cream of some kind.
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Not necessarily. Just feel that way. We don't really see our celebs to be that much superior to ourselves. Hence, no paparazzi. No one feels the need.
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I had an amazing experience with them too 🤷🏽♀️ maybe you caught them on a bad day. I know very few people who have bad things to say about them. 0
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Baby girl is now HIV positive and pregnant at 19. 💔
Guys, please don't let these men make decisions about your bodies for you. A man who insists on going raw o se ready - dating or not - is selfish and doesn't love you. Rather leave.
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Name of the show was The Big Debate. Played on eNews. Here's a link to the episode 💕
piped.video/jpLFdtSNwpU
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This #ThingsBiggerThanEmteesDick hashtag makes me think that y’all have never seen a soft dick 😑 or all the men you’ve been with are showers
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BEST sunscreen I've ever used. Super moisturising, completely non-greasy and doesn't have that awkward sunscreen smell. Put yourselves on bo babes 💕
#GirlTalkZA
#GirlsTalkZA
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But that's not all kettles are for? Boiling water for instant noodles? Instant coffee? Jelly? Rice?
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None whatsoever!
Then men who actually know what they're doing wonder why we get clingy. Sir, you're basically a unicorn. Allow me 😭
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Mandela University Students:
PrEP is now available from Campus Health Services!
RT to (literally) save a life! 🌸
Information below:
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NMU ladies:
The clinics are giving Pap smears for Cervical Cancer Awareness Month. Do the right thing for your health.
RT for awareness 🌸
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I don't know, but I feel like when a man constantly asks you to khapa him places, he's actually saying he loves you 🥺
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I'm just gonna assume you're American and basing all this on the information available to you. It's actually scary how much your government and media lie to you, but I'm not gonna get into that ☺️
Have a great day 💕
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