𝓝𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓼@lushtrae

Certified yapper!!

Joined January 2025
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UPS driver throws a 30-pound box at a dog sprinting at him at full speed, then tries to fight the owner
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Replying to @King_Sukunaaa
He finna have you like this
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"Nobody wants to work anymore" personally I have never wanted to work
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Replying to @King_Sukunaaa
Maturing is realizing that Team Thor was the better team.
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Replying to @mgmtarham
Bro definitely hurt look how he Walking 😭
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My dog loves the water!
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Replying to @King_Sukunaaa
Edit the ash off your hands next time smh
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u rlly get addicted to saving money once u get good at it 😭
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a cold room at night & a cold room in the mornings are 2 different colds😭
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wait, people DON'T use a knife? y'all out here spreading jelly with the spoons ass?
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why tf do baby clothes got pockets they don't even own shit
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Adults think its disrespectful when you dont let them disrespect you
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Having your own apartment and nobody ever comes over>>>>
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Replying to @xynifyy
Spending that much on ring dumb ash
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refusing to wear pants so that everyone has to see your robot legs 24/7 is so psycho
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If i'm ever in a coma, pls put vaseline on my lips
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Replying to @bennynotblanco
i mean it still works fine why people need new one ?
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Replying to @King_Sukunaaa
Cyberpunks last mission when you have to decide if you commit suicide or take vengeance
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337 breakfast
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Dark mode on every app>>
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Been taking art classes... What y’all think??? Not too bad if you ask me...πŸ˜ŽπŸ’―
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i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household
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Who was the first therapist.. like who said ok these people need mental help
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it's so damn attractive when someone can respond to your sarcasm, with sarcasm instead of getting butthurt or offended
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audio messages makes the convo 10x better
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Staying up late don't even be fun no more I just be up thinking
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do bugs even take fall damage
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Deleting pictures and videos is one of my hardest decisions in life because am such a memory keeper 😭
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I wish u could go to college to study conspiracy theories and unsolved mysteries like that would be so interesting
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Y'all use to cry on the last day of school...looking DUMB.
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When I say goodnight I mean goodnight to YOU, imma still be up tf
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Replying to @King_Sukunaaa
Bro is collecting
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If you think I'm boring I promise you I'm doing it on purpose
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What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
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"you'll miss high school when you're an adult" no i actually dont at all
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Replying to @King_Sukunaaa
where she black ?
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I haven't seen my dad in 9 days πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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People hate apple juice for attention
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chat gpt is not your friend, therapist, confidant, doctor, or anything else. please go outside.
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I'm at the age where loud noises make me mad. like calm allat shit down 😭.
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Pretending to be boring so they can leave you alone >>>>>
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Without the words "Literally" and "Like" I am nothing.
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can't gaslight me im okay wit being the villain
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What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?
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Replying to @CloudxRaven
Giving up on your self respect 😭
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Nobody decline a call faster than a 3 year old watching YouTube
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that second wave of sleep after waking up too early >>>
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Men will get fired, divorced, be in debt and the only thing they'll say is "I'll figure it out".
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everybody "grown” until it's time to communicate, apologize or tell the truth.
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You win 450Ms tomorrow wyd.. ?
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First deodorant and now ice cream??
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I prefer to clean my room at night. crackhead style.
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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen man that pressure is unreal
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Stop being the one who makes all the effort. Sit back and let the ship sink.
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teachers be like "why did you cheat" bro I aint know the answer
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"oh ok" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces
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months are passing by like weeks 😭
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ppl on tiktok be admitting shit you couldn't even beat outta me 😭
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Life so weird rn I just stay in my own world
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some of y'all rose tattoos look like cabbage
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Fast replies from the wrong people are annoying asf
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People hate apple juice for attention
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songs that be under two minutes be so hard😭
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What is girl math?
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y'all call it "holding grudges" I call it i saw who you are and I'm not unseeing it
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mfs be like "feb" cuz they can't spell februawary
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people with mixed music taste have the right personality for just about anything
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Talking sexual too soon really be a turnoff
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I hate when people say "it's a Quarter till" man what time is it got damn
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Tea tastes like everything is going to be okay
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all I do is screenshot and forgot its in my gallery.
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People Born in 1995-2005, how’s life?
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Idc how old I get I will never sleep with the closet open 😭😭😭
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having a crush is so stupid like why is this mf in my head at 8am
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Everytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have children
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Replying to @PercThaGoat
Where is she on the Key and Peele scale?
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Can you forgive a partner who accidentally cheats on you?
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Man reportedly got evicted from his grandmother's house after he showed up at the crib with this tattoo πŸ’‰πŸ˜³
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What is the best age for marriage?
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Being homophobic acc makes no sense to me like how can someone's sexuality affect you
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i like ppl who start laughing for no reason like dang u insane just like me.
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Fuck it I'll do it myself
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A friend to all is a friend to none
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Replying to @King_Sukunaaa
mfs after taking the blue pill
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I remember when 'texting' required a number pad and we had to press 7 four times to get an 'S'
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do u cry on ur birthday every year or ru normal
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"accept" and "expect" be Kicking y'all ass
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if i sit in rice would it fix me
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"You sleep a lot" yeah cause everything is exhausting.
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yes im an outfit repeater i like to feel like im in a cartoon❀️
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Sorry I'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall
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If they wanted to, they would. It's that simple.
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A girl can just casually complement you and you're gonna remember and smile it your whole life.
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I'm grown up. I am not ashamed of responding fast and double texting. i want to talk to you.
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Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.
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i lowkey don't wanna tell anyone what's going on in my life anymore.
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Do guys get boners during surgery, or does anesthesia stop that from happening
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sometimes i feel like my personality only come alive around certain people
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