✦ 𝗡𝙤𝙩 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 ✧

— 🅳︎🅼︎ for Promos
Things Get Weird when a Mentally Challenged Man wearing a Spider-Man Costume leaves his seat and Attacks a Wrestler at an Indie Show...
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Mind u the 200k ring came with tom holland
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Which one?
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LMAO would've p¡ssed me tf off
my therapist gave me this and said, "that's you"
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Family guy is so insane bc why were ppl dating that dog
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Rent alone is $2,350 and yall still screaming "it's a man's job to provide" girl stfû and help that man with ya selfish ahh
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Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed 😭
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A proposal in front of the northern lights is honestly such a flex
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look at his face and you tell me if you think he could wait
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Becoming important in your family is even worse 😭😭
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That juice don't even get cold with 50 ice cubes
What’s more dry?
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i can’t trust your taste buds if you don’t like watermelon it’s literally the most refreshing fruit and overall one of the best
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Tom n Jerry ahh injury 💀
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Expecting a man to lead and you don't LISTEN is insane 🤦🏾‍♀️😭
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she looks like she just hopped off the plane at lax with a dream and her cardigan
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MEN, it's OK to quit on a female who's not even trying. You deserve effort too 💯
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I dare you to Apple Pay me $50 million 😭
if you were playing truth or dare with beyoncé, what would you ask or dare her?
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White people kneeling and begging for forgiveness from black people (2020)
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power of the tongue is so real. speak nothing but greatness over your life.
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and then you decided to post it on the internet and tell on yourself
Editing my pictures so I can get my money back on DoorDash 🤝🏾
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i be up at 2 am wondering how tf ima make $3,486,827 in 5 days
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Being tipsy is 10x better than being drunk
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I want 4 new perfumes, a new bag and some jewelry.
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I wanna be financially free in two years . I’m claiming it
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Chief Keef really can't believe Solange is a fan of his 😭 "yo what the f*ck is going on?"
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looking up from the computer at my local coffee shop and FROG AND TOAD ARE HERE
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i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand
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HOW tf u mad at me for being mad at u about something YOU did to me😂😭😭
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Replying to @King_Sukunaaa
Still sum people choosing blue 😭
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and im still full of love , that’ll never change .
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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior while everyone else just accepted it.
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I cant work at a liquor store fr.. ima be like "where the party at" to every customer😭😭
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Me + my bed +silence + ignoring everyone>>>>
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Big girls lose weight and immediately start h0eing
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you ever liked someone so much that nobody else is attractive to you
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Getting dressed for school while watching music vids on VH1 >>>
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Replying to @Cosyluv_
Me only after draining every single pocket in the venue:
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‘Dispute’, a quite imprssive real picture captured by Polish photographer Jacek Stankiewicz, featuring two birds embr0iled in what appears to be an animated argument.
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You ever sat down & realized, nah this person don't care nothin bout me.
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If you caught your wife with another woman, are you going to be mad? 😳
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and if i end up single for the rest of my life WHOOPTY DOO
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i DO NOT wake up ready to talk, stfu for a min
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Replying to @Vo1dxx
Afterall that's america🥀😭
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Will the airbags work well?? 🤔
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WHY THE FÇK IS THE UBER HELICOPTER THE CHEAPEST OPTION
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i kinda hate being apologized too like just get out my face honestly 😭
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“you’ll never find a man like me” YAYYYYYYYYYYY
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Spider-Man accidentally waterboards himself 😭
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I need a pedi, mani, lashes, full body massage, neck cracked, spa day, facial & a trip.
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i will not accept a hint, i will act dumb until you say it clearly to me
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His head almost came clean offff😩
Community note
This post contains an undisclosed ad for a gambling site, which is against TOS nitter.app/en/to
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32 years ago today, Michael Jackson performed at Super Bowl XXVII
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sushi date
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A mf will do you so wrong and keep contacting you, I'm not understanding wtf you want. 😂
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men b like “i care so much abt u” then do nothing to show that
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"i'm just a girl" b¡Tch why tf my homeboy aint smiled since december
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these men keep mistreating y'all cause they g@y.
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This man is 64 years old
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damn he’s so handsome i’m gonna make a positive impact on his life n make him feel loved
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someone said Kylie Jenner looks like Cillian Murphy now i can't unsee it 😭
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mutual obsession is a must, I love to feel wanted.
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Replying to @DivineZoldyck
Agreed
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Sorry I ghosted you, I was in a relationship and didn’t want to cheat. But wassup?
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Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my b¡Tch and that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭
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Replying to @Boguswok
Yeah I can see em 😭😭
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Their endings were supposed to be final
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I want the random flowers, handwritten letters, fun date nights, spontaneous trips 🥹🥹🥹i want it all
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you never realize how crazy u really are until u fall in love😭
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can we normalize ignoring people until you’re in a good mood
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rihanna at 18 rihanna at 37
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Rih, Rocky, RZA, & Riot ❤️
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do u ever lay in bed and realise how not okay u are
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dads at random:
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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality
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Bro broke the script 💀
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making out and dry humping is a lost art tbh
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he’s so cuuuuute
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just got laid off
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Does this counts as cheating?? 👀
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Sorry I ghosted you, I was in a relationship and didn’t want to cheat. But wassup?
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Most Relationships Fail Because Women Tend To Forget That Men Happiness Matters Too
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Dating me ain’t for the weak bc ima make u wanna knock me tf out 😭😭😂
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Replying to @wyd_karen1
Why not 2$ Million per day
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woulda had to jump blue shorts after this
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ㅤㅤ
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A European will look you d3ad in the eye and tell you this is a cheeseburger
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name something that a broke mf ALWAYS has ‼️
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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you're showing off 😭
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Should women go to jail for falsely accusing anyone of ràpe?
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As a man why u in bath n body works sniffing candles
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i can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home
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Call me when you ready for trips & dates. I can't text all day
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I love when my instinct reminds me to check up on someone.
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