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I'm not saying it's suspicious to sell 250,000 $SNAP 12 minutes before it nuked 22% on news
......... But it's pretty fucking suspicious.
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someone clearing out the coinbase book today, 2% slippages
Haven't seen something this big in a very long time.
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Bitcoin treasury companies are all the rage this week. MSTR, Metaplanet, Twenty One, Nakamoto.
I think they're toxic leverage and the worst thing which has ever happened to bitcoin & what bitcoin stands for. In the right conditions, here's the mechanism of how this blows up
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An interesting post-mortem about this move is that the ETF's didn't follow it at all. This was entirely a spot bitcoin move driven by, you guessed it, leverage.
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The one greatest mystery I have left in crypto is, not who is Satoshi, I don't want to know.
I want to know who leaked the FTX balance sheet to Coindesk. Which lead to the utter and complete implosion of the entire empire.
With one PDF.
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KSI's $2.8 million purchase of LUNA is now worth $17.
Oh hang on, it's $16 now
It'll be 14 or 13 by the time I tweet
The rate of inflation is accelerating on LUNA. The total supply is doubling every hour or so now. Not long until the blockchain fails due to INT_overflow.
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Watch this clip and tell me with a straight face Saylor isn't the worst thing to ever happen to bitcoin since it's inception
We used to stand for something. Now it's nothing but sharks wearing suits whispering to your ear dreams of NGU with no downside risk
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Following every single one of them as they pop up. Picture is in chronological order.
It started with @AngeloBTC, then crypto exchanges, now it's to celebrities and the biggest people on the platform.
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When you zoom out, you need to REALLY zoom out to get the full picture of the price of bitcoin.
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10y down 51% for the day.
Even in crypto I don't think we've ever seen a candle like this.
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2000 coins sold at market 15 minutes before Bloomberg published article "U.S. Justice Department opens criminal probe into whether traders are manipulating the price of Bitcoin"
Published at 4AM EST, just in time to be viral for the US open.
I love me a good conspiracy
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I did some additional image processing on today's black hole picture and have discovered where all of your bitcoin are going
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MSTR is now paying 10% to get money to continue BTC purchases. For this first tranche they're paying $71 million a year of their cash on non-accretive interest payments.
So it begins.
Strategy just closed its $711 million STRF share sale, unlocking fresh capital to buy more #Bitcoin.
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I will be on my deathbed to maintain that this is the best quote ever said about crypto markets, ever.
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I swear to god if we get a ETF approved announcement in the next week after this chad-whale on finex has soaked up tens of thousands of coins, I'm reporting everyone to the CFTC
bombo
pgp
myself
fuckin parabolic trav
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Hidden point to todays narrative about this $3b from $LUNA
9 minutes after they execute their first on-chain xfer of $125 million at 0:44 UTC, a VERY aggressive buyer shows up on Coinbase at 0:53 UTC, purchasing ~500btc with these limit orders.
Someone was watching👀
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Someone has been Twapping' shorts on Bitfinex for the past few hours.
+4000 coins added margin short so far.
~100 btc\minute
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With the insurance fund having lost 0btc from this crash, I feel like I need to post my thoughts about the events of March 13th. The following thread is my opinion on what happened on Bitmex during the crash, an opinion that has been refuted by Bitmex
nitter.app/BitMEXdotcom/status/12…
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"Insane" is right. Sam, you know better than to deal in this type of conspiracy theory, especially since you operate a platform in the space and under
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Hi my name is Charles, I'm 22, I love crypto and I'm looking to buy my own house. I used to work at Mcdonalds, but I'm currently giving whistling lessons part time. I'm looking to buy a hot new coin with a lot of promise so I can retire next week.
My budget is $400
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Download your trade logs and balance statements from FTX while the site is still up. FTX and FTX_US.
You will need those. Do it now.
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Sell 44 million over 22 separate orders on mex. Get into posistion.
Then, market dump 1000 coins on Coinbase with max slippage to move index price.
I think we just saw someone do some crazy shit and make a ton of money.
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7425 BTC sold on @binance in 23 minutes tonight. Limit ask set $200-400 below the rest of the market.
Someone REALLY wanted out.
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Of all the graphics someone could use in official MSTR investor documentation about the different tranches of equity holders,
I REALLY don't think that the best choice is... a pyramid
Just sayin
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Goldbugs are euphoric about a 10% move over the last few months
Meanwhile Bitcoin is up 300% and I'm still in denial
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2013 called, they want their narrative back
"If Bitcoin is very similar to gold, Litecoin is very similar to silver." @SatoshiLite on the difference between $BTC and $LITE and what each can offer investors:
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If you scale up what just happeend on MATIC, it would be like someone dumping 750,000 btc in 30 minutes and taking us to $2500.
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Every single trade that Wyn makes is buying higher, selling lower. He will market sell, and then actually 1 minute later start marketbuying $500 higher.
This is what being on tilt looks like.
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It's not a financial revolution. It's ponzi hypebeasts chasing leverage. I've owned bitcoin for a long time and it's really sad to see bitcoin OG's cheering Saylor on as he uses it to repeat the financial engineering of 2008 that caused bitcoin to be created in the first place.
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So wait - lemme get this straight.
They tracked him via Gyft and an American(!) VPN; where he had used his real name, email and home address purchased with the stolen BTC? Which, by the way, were all stored on Dropbox account along with a spreadsheet of all his activity?
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Alright fess up
Which one of you just fat fingered 1900 BTC short and then insta-panicked.
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Bitstamp just got completely destroyed by the algo.
Really can't wait to see if they release a post-mortem on this. Looks like a 3600 btc sell algo was just wiping the book all the way down sitting on the ask side the whole time.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States
Ellison: We started sleeping together on and off in the summer of 2020. We dated and broke up.
AUSA: What did the defendant tell you about his ambitions?
Ellison: That he would be President.
AUSA: Of what?
Ellison: The United States.
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Why the keys weren't on a ledger buried in Panama is beyond me.
I'm gonna go ahead and say it - this ain't the guy or this ain't the real story.
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Someone just fat-fingered on FTX a huge fucking order and is scrambling to get out right now
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To talk to an actual human from Coinbase
I've been in this space for 7 years and I've still never spoken to or interacted with anyone from the company, with like 3 support tickets totally unanswered.
I'd call that a superpower.
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Guys, this is fucking huge. This is all new information.
Secret spreadsheets, backdoors into the book keeping system, ghost asset book.
We're beginning to hit Enron and Madoff levels here. It's all a lie.
EXCLUSIVE At least $1 billion of client funds missing at failed crypto firm FTX – sources reut.rs/3G5bQVk
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Bitfinex shorts up 60% over the last few hours now. Someone averaging into another monster posistion.
+4100btc short over the last ~2hr
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Eth has gone from 830 to 170 in just a few months. That's a more brutal bear market than even Bitcoin in 2014. Faster and deeper.
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I think mstr is one of the worst things to happen to bitcoin. It's a bastardozation of what bitcoin means (custody, decentralization, leverage, etc). The circularity of mnav which is entirely sentiment driven and because it's a levered play it will end in tears one day.
MicroStrategy trades at a premium because it can grow its BTC per share through leverage. Trading at a premium lets them sell shares above NAV, buy more bitcoin, and reduce leverage—further increasing BTC per share. Rinse and repeat.
This is hyperbitcoinization.
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1/ Trading your L1 asset for an L2 asset in an effort to provide liquidity and gain 2000%APY and also it happens that you're being airdropped an L3 asset (voting rights\governance) and a share of fees.
Yeah that one's called CDO Squared.
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This week and especially next weekend are going to be an absolute shitshow for $BTC
12\10 - CBOE Futures start trading
12\15 - OKEX new quarterly contracts start trading
~12\15 - Bitmex new quarterly contracts start trading
12\17 - CME futures start trading
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So this Chad Big-Money Thundercock at @bitfinex with these hidden bids has pretty much absorbed this entire range. If volume prints are not washing to fake stats, then IMO he's bought ~20k btc, +\- 5k
Just now at 6395 there was another hidden order
Quite the bet he's placing 👀
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We now have 35 cryptocurrencies worth more than a billion dollars.
Dogecoin is worth $1 billion.
Let that sink in for a second.
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Two back to back $1bn tether prints 30 minutes ago. This comes after the tether peg slipped earlier today. Price of tether is high because of insane demand and/or a delay in creation. $2bn print means it's probably demand driven imo
Money is flooding in.
💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 1,000,000,000 #USDT (999,020,000 USD) minted at Tether Treasury
whale-alert.io/transaction/e…
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Record volume today and on several days this week on @CMEGroup bitcoin futures. Both base and quote (notional) volume at records for their contracts.
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Well done guys. We filled the CMEme gap only to make another one at the same place.
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Everyone pointing fingers to other people for problems they themselves created. This hero worship shit needs to end.
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"I've always been deeply opposed to crypto, bitcoin, etc. [Senator Warren] pointed out the only true use case for it is criminals," says JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon. "If I were the government I'd close it down."
Community note
Jamie Dimon says he would close down crypto if he were the government.
However, this conflicts with JP Morgan pushing their own blockchain solution — of which he has direct oversight of:
jpmorgan.com/onyx/inde
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UST is stuck at 70. Orderbook is completely empty.
What's going on?
This is giving me memories of okcasino price bands preventing natural market movements.
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Tesla gained $30b in market cap today.
This makes sense because today they announced they had to issue a recall for 1\10th of all the cars they've ever sold because the touchscreen that controls the entire car was breaking.
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