A simple ape in search of his lost clothes (long story), 🍌, & NFTs. Obviously not financial/legal advice because I’m a primate. BAYC 7622 since 5/29/21.

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So Adidas spent 46 ETH on an ape and now is going to make 6,000 ETH today. Pretty good ROI.
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Just tried to explain BAYC and NFTs to some friends and sounded like a lunatic.
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Be careful with bootleg serum folks. You never know what will happen.
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Does anyone else’s NFT Twitter account have way more followers than their “real” account? Like way more? To the point that this is now their real account 😂
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To those considering selling their mutant for a CloneX: If RTFKT is getting bought by Nike, can you imagine what kind of offers BAYC (biggest NFT brand right now) must be getting every day? And they are likely turning them down because they have even bigger plans. I’m holding. 🤷‍♂️
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Good morning to everyone, but especially to those who still search OpenSea listings for good deals even when they are out of ETH.
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Buried my dad today. Tough day. Give your loved ones an extra hug or call for me.
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I think I might have now spent more on @BoredApeYC merch than I did on my ape. Am I NFT’ing correctly?
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Yes, this should be a different product. Please do not do this to our existing Ledgers. Literally no one who currently has a Ledger wants this.
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Presenting Boo Marley’s 1st song, “Three Little Skulls” 🎵Rise up this midnight Smiled with the rising moon Three little skulls Pitch by my tombstone Singing dirge songs Of melodies dark and true Saying This is my message to you-ou-ou🎵 @ArtHouseGarbage @DeadHeadsNFT #casting
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ENS tokens are a hold right? I’m leaning that way.
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Just tried to explain the free $10,000 dog to my accountant. I sounded like a crazy person.
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My 8 year old bought 2 of my $ape from me at $9 yesterday. Asked him if he wanted to sell now that at $15. He says he is not selling until they reach $500k each. He has 💎 🙌. Proud dad.
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Now this is how you write a headline.
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Replying to @PolymarketSport
People need to stop being such dicks.
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Thankful for an amazing vacation last week! Had to rep the @BoredApeYC merch of course!
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Ape till I die.
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Now we find out who really has an ape 😂.
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🐮 DJ ✅ Magic 🍄 ✅ Pipes ✅ Vibes ✅ Your energy vote for 8834 🙏❓
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Wen BAYC buying Adidas?
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Just popped on FB for the first time in a while. Still super toxic. Sticking with my NFT fam.
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My doggo touching grass for first time in his life.
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Just sold an NFT. Happy/sad. What a weird space.
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An artist friend doesn’t like NFTs because thinks they are bad for the environment. Ngmi. 😢
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Ape game just showed up for me! LFG!
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Is anyone else buying $ape at this price or am I just your exit liquidity? 😂
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I have multiple BAYC/MAYC, but am not going to divide them into multiple wallets to game the system or doing a +1. Trying to make sure as many apes as possible get to go. Probably a sucker, but hope others will think of others too.
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.@SnoopDogg is wearing his Ape on his t-shirt tonight on TV. Love to see it.
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What I did on my summer vacation, @BoredApeYC edition. Blessed.
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How do we explain to normies that the best investments we have made in our lives has been in jpegs?
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To my kids: meet a new member of the family. Proud to Ape into BAYC #7622. Does #ApeFollowApe still work?
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When I’m not Forging, you’ll find me down by the dock.
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There’s only one Bored Ape Yacht Club
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I appreciate @GordonGoner I appreciate @CryptoGarga I appreciate @_PPMan_ I appreciate @lowbellie I appreciate @_jeffnicholas_ I appreciate @illaDaProducer I appreciate @0xQuit Sure I am missing many others who are looking out for the club every day.
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Many think @yugalabs has pivoted to gaming and abandoned its membership focus. Too many forget they are working on an IRL clubhouse too, which if successful, could span into multiple clubs across the world. They are well funded, staffed, and building. Few understand this.
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Today’s @BoredApeYC merch haul! Truly is the most wonderful time of the year!
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If you don’t get a free 20Ξ @Twitter NFT, you’re ngmi.
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What if Dr. Burry wins the Sotherby’s BAYC auction …
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My HV shits a lot so I unlocked this.
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Replying to @WatcherGuru
I already do this. It is called taxes.
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Bored Ape Yacht Club
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How did I miss those Koalas? Dammit.
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Replying to @0xAbhiP
I mean if I had extra billions I’d do this too. Why not; it’s a hedge.
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Ape floor just rose by an ETH while no one was paying attention 👀
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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those brave enough to try a McGoblin burger after ApeFest and me.
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First @GutterCatGang. Am I doing this right? Gang gang!
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This just came! So pumped! Thanks @BoredApeYC!
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Just showed my wife my flipped brim BAYC hat and she said it looks like I’m having a mid life crisis. Going to rock it anyway.

ALT High School Skateboard GIF

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I found out yesterday that my father passed away unexpectedly. We had had a complicated relationship for the past few years, but were slowly reconciling. I wish there had been more time. Tell the ones you love that you love them and please send good vibes. 💔
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Now the burned ape’s dog will never be born either. He burned a dog too. Smh
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Theory: Forge was a big psychological test to see who would stick with Yuga. Those who did will be rewarded with BMWs. Right?!?

ALT Family Guy Stewie Griffin GIF

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There are now over 2,650 @DeadHeadsNFT holders ahead of tomorrow’s reveal. If you are one of them, comment on this post to be added to the list now and RT to spread the word. #deadtogetherstrong #deadfollowdead nitter.app/i/lists/14118148530068…
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Love to see Jimmy doing #apefollowape! Welcome abored!
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With no intended shade at Mekaverse, how are they at a 4ETH floor while House of Kibba’s GenX is at .08. I honestly don’t understand and want to.
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Anyone still look at their stock portfolio or 401k anymore 😂? Wonder how those are doing.
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It dawned on me yesterday. As people sell their last apes, what becomes their pfp - @GutterCatGang. As people get priced out of apes, what established blue chip do they get? @GutterCatGang. All roads lead to @GutterCatGang being the last piece to the top 3.
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How come whenever I call Ethereum no one ever answers? Does anyone have a better number?
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My wife won this beauty today, so now we’re in the @WickedCraniums family too! Would love some Wicked Cranium follows and will follow back!
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Replying to @jimmybuffett
“He's somewhere on the ocean now A place he outta be With one hand on the starboard rail He's wavin' back at me.”
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It is my one year ape-iversary today! Bought this guy one year ago and my life hasn’t been the same since. 🎉
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People must be finally remembering that unlike their favorite shitcoin of the week, $ape has actual utility and will be powering Yuga’s upcoming HV-MTL and LOTM games soon.
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Apes Together Strong
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10k followers — wow! Never thought I’d see the day! Appreciate and love all of you!
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Starting a list of @DeadHeadsNFT so we can find each other easier. If I miss you, let me know. #TheDeadWillRise nitter.app/i/lists/14118148530068…
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Took a little break from Forging to explore some Mayan ruins.
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.@Zeneca_33 is about as positive and helpful as anyone in this space, and has produced hoards of free, helpful content (and will continue to do so). Anyone riding him for launching an NFT project is saying a lot more about themselves than about Zeneca. 🤷‍♂️
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A friend of mine just bought his first NFT tonight — a @GutterCatGang Gutter Dog! Can’t wait to introduce him to the gang gang once he gets his Twitter account set up!
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This handsome 1.5 year old boy got diagnosed with lymphoma yesterday. Totally gutted. Please send prayers and good vibes for giving him some additional good time with us. I’m devastated. Cancer sucks.
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Why do people feel need to FUD NFT projects on the way out? Seems so odd. I didn’t feel need to FUD my old car brand when I bought another. Appreciate the memories, and enjoy your new thing. 🤷‍♂️
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Replying to @WatcherBuru
Was Elizabeth Warren not available?
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I have some vintage text messages from when I bought an ape at $900 and my wife made fun of me to her friends 😂. I really should mint those at some point.
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Just spent last couple of hours explaining NFTs to some friends. 2/3 of them might grab some mint passes and join the gang gang before Saturday. I think they’re gunna make it!
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With apes at 50, what does @GutterCatGang do over next 24-48 hours. They seem to move in tandem 🤔.
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Today my 8 year old went to the Otherside and learned the word mfer from Curtis. Proud dad moment.
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Omg that Niftys website is awful. They can keep their free NFT 😂.
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Replying to @threadoor
Sorry about the gas
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Wow, thanks @garyvee for the follow! Maybe igmi?
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#BAYC community is 🍌🔥🍌🔥
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Bored Ape Yacht Club
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If the allegations about Nate are true, it is very troubling. Nate has always been the most helpful person at OpenSea, & if he goes, that is a loss we will certainly all feel. No person is just one thing … good or bad. People are complicated. Sad day all around whatever happens.
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Man, I got diamond hands, but damn, never thought we’d see 30ETH this soon. This is bananas.
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Had to let this sweet boy go yesterday. He had 2 incredible years of life and battled a rare cancer far longer than anyone thought would be possible as we explored every possible innovative treatment. He was so loved by everyone who met him. I will miss him forever. Cancer sucks.
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Fuck it, I’m going to ape fest this year. Where are we staying? Any idea where center of action will be?
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Replying to @GenshinImpact
Noelle for the W
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Have always been bullish on BAYC and loved the community, but I don’t think I ever completely understood the real depth to it until this week. Everyone I met there seemed like a long-lost friend and can’t wait for next year. It really is a family.
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Okay, what are we buying now that we can’t trade apes? Seals?
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Wen $gang and $mask? Been like 9 hours and need another airdrop.
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Remember that time someone burned an ape for “art”? 🪦
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Also proud to be a @BoredApeYC member today and every day since May 2021.
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My wife has paper hands and just listed our second ape. I kind of want to 🤮. At least she put a respectable price on it, but still don’t want to see him go. 😳
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Just wore double BAYC merch to an 8 year old’s birthday party and no kids or parents noticed. We are so early. 😂
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Gutter Cat Gang floor back above Meka floor. I feel that all is right with the universe again. Those were a wild few days fam.
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Your policy of enforcement by regulation and headline grabbing continues to foster uncertainty, hurt retail consumers, disadvantage U.S. crypto users, and hinder American competitiveness. Please reconsider how you are acting and be part of the solution.
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Open or put in the vault? I’m leaning open because YOLO.
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Wen @BoredApeYC official ugly holiday sweater merch?
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Replying to @BuzzFeedNews
Very crappy of you to do this. Will not be reading your material in the future.
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Nothing goes up in a straight line. Few understand this.
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