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banger is so overused i’m gonna start replying “yo this tweet cums” “this a cummer fr”
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i didn’t realize nba youngboy stood for never broke again i just thought he liked basketball
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ITS SO OVER
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this is crazy
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government spent all their money on getting olivia rodrigo
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i love you jimmy thank you for making this ice cream i’m sure it took a lot of hard work
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Replying to @tyler02020202
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enough
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in this world you can either be funny on twitter or have a significant other.
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goldilocks:
random bear paying for my food today oh i won
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if your boyfriend lasts 2 minutes that’s not your boyfriend that’s your ⚠️BeReal⚠️
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fake plants are so cool i wish they made real ones
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anyway…
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Replying to @kiranmayeet
hey boyoyoyoyoing (cartoon spring sound effect)
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y’all complaining about waiting 5 years for a frank ocean album meanwhile us mozart fans have been waiting 230 years for some new shit
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actually so embarrassing
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wait why this one actually cumming like lowkey tho
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easily one of the best headlines of all time. frank ocean brought a little freak to the met gala. straight to the point, no fluff.
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Replying to @pwiscila
I. DONT. KNOW. I SENT IT WITH ONE HAND WHILE I WAS WALKING
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Replying to @X @twitter
bae what happened to us
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Replying to @bigfatmoosepssy
kindergarten twitter goes crazy
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Replying to @blursluts44
like what prompted that😭😭😭
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guys madame web was genuinely the worst movie ever
chick fil a in the theater yeah we greedy
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Replying to @aliabdi
this sounds like it would happen to prance
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business in the front / party in the back
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so i’m never gonna live this down huh. alright!
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i am so so sorry
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so real twitter i love you
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Replying to @X @Twitter
hope your year goes well twitter
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Replying to @cherrybomb3r1
Big fan of this fellow
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Replying to @arcanecovet
Nothing wrong w a good 4 hour nap
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Replying to @bigfatmoosepssy
the way social media should be
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Replying to @blursluts44
omg???
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“always knew they were weird”
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yeah
im curious but what is ur worst tweet of all time
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Replying to @gurreggg
idk how u even think ijbol is a noun let alone a slur😭😭😭
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got a great summer job opportunity on Indeed!
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Replying to @oomfabelle

ALT Xdaniagif GIF

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Replying to @hmtfu
she kinda gagged me a lil…
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Replying to @paulswhtn
they won’t get away with this
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someone should tweet this🤔
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worth it? probably
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i love my fans❤️❤️
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every time uni posts it makes me so happy bc i’m just always in awe that a creature can look like That
とっても楽しい! Uni is having a lot of fun! :3
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Replying to @tyler02020202
what girl is named tyler and has jake gylenhaal as a pfp tho😭😭
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worst typo possible if real
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Replying to @altoidsrevenge
like she said the song is called bikini bottom😭
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Replying to @tyler02020202
how does this happen so often like ur name is TYLER😭
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Replying to @pebbut
basically
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Replying to @awes0megurll
Amtrak workers are so wise
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big night
just moved into my new place
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instead of schrödinger’s cat it should be carly rae jepsen’s call
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did u change pfp and display name in the span of 2 minutes just for this
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Replying to @hulu
why y’all hiding replies after this freaky ass tweet it’s your fault
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Replying to @bigfatmoosepssy
ITS ON MY FUN WORD LIST
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honored
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Replying to @blahnded
i did not expect that many omg😭
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tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
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gradually turning my volume up as the song fades out to spite the artist
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Replying to @blursluts44
leave beabadoobee out of this
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baby keem got my library looking like sherwin williams
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a modern white woman is better equipped to manifest communism than marx ever was cause there’s no way he had all those crystals
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Replying to @lilaltoid__
LMAOOO THEY PULLED OUT THE WHOLE WIKIPEDIA THEY DIDNT HOLD BACK
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pythagoras probably a bitch. man needs to find the shortest distance between himself and some bitches.
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i’ve always wanted to ratio ronald reagan
It’s April Fool’s Day! We hope it’s full of laughter, and not too many pranks!
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it’s not what it looks like i swear
feel like i shouldn’t open this picture and find out what the penis incident is
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why this car look like clairo😭😭
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i rly hope y’all don’t actually start using the word “cummer” this wasn’t meant to be taken seriously
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Replying to @blahnded
you need to STOP
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vibrator ad ppl never even hit me up it’s sad
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Replying to @iloveiyosias
the fact they told u abt posting it before they even said it like they knew😭😭
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Replying to @roramdin
Sorry, not sorry, I don't care about "tyler oakley blunt rotation", because I grew up with a psychologically abusive father, hearing the key in the door every night was my own personal "tyler oakley blunt rotation"
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this is my fun words/phrases list (my life’s work) i’ve been building it for over a year so please react according (extremely impressed)
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Replying to @legotrillermoth
This is more like a ritual than a meal
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end of an era
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how does saying prance summon him like every time. i know he’s gonna see this. hi prance hope ur new years went well
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Replying to @fromkdwithluv
this move kinda went crazy idk
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Replying to @lilaltoid__
do you
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twitter users will turn 18 and then put 18 on their profile and have balloons on their profile and tweet something like “i hate minors”
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worst part of senior year is kids who are like “omg it’s our last first wednesday period 2 in october of high school🥺”
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in this world you can either be funny on twitter or have a significant other.
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and GOURD
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Replying to @tyler02020202
Okay bruh moment
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that casting misdirection was crazy
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AYYY
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i like how drama and prostitution are grouped together
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Replying to @falco
They too busy posting FLIX on the NET🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️Peacock
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the 9 most annoying accounts on twitter fr🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Replying to @kenjislav
i guess
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Replying to @vampiric_shirin
GENDER gravy
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how is vehicular manslaughter illegal? my friends tell jokes all the time in the car so what am i supposed to do? not laugh?
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this video caused the pandemic
The Box by Roddy Ricch... made with only sounds from me being trapped in a box
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Replying to @crxpfxrd
thank god you protected gus privacy and covered the @
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do you think they ever explored each other’s bodies
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% @lizzo’s biggest fan. #SBLIV
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