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@laswagna
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@laswagna
Jun 19
😊
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@laswagna
10 Mar 2021
banger is so overused i’m gonna start replying “yo this tweet cums” “this a cummer fr”
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@laswagna
26 Jun 2021
i didn’t realize nba youngboy stood for never broke again i just thought he liked basketball
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@laswagna
14 Dec 2023
ITS SO OVER
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@laswagna
4 Dec 2021
this is crazy
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@laswagna
29 Sep 2021
government spent all their money on getting olivia rodrigo
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@laswagna
23 Mar 2024
i love you jimmy thank you for making this ice cream i’m sure it took a lot of hard work
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@laswagna
3 Dec 2021
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@laswagna
15 Dec 2023
enough
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@laswagna
17 Nov 2021
in this world you can either be funny on twitter or have a significant other.
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@laswagna
13 Apr 2024
goldilocks:
greg
@gurreggg
13 Apr 2024
random bear paying for my food today oh i won
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@laswagna
13 Aug 2022
if your boyfriend lasts 2 minutes that’s not your boyfriend that’s your ⚠️BeReal⚠️
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@laswagna
20 Jul 2021
fake plants are so cool i wish they made real ones
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@laswagna
14 Dec 2023
anyway…
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@laswagna
24 Aug 2022
Replying to
@kiranmayeet
hey boyoyoyoyoing (cartoon spring sound effect)
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@laswagna
4 Jun 2021
y’all complaining about waiting 5 years for a frank ocean album meanwhile us mozart fans have been waiting 230 years for some new shit
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@laswagna
14 Dec 2023
actually so embarrassing
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@laswagna
10 Mar 2021
wait why this one actually cumming like lowkey tho
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@laswagna
9 Dec 2021
easily one of the best headlines of all time. frank ocean brought a little freak to the met gala. straight to the point, no fluff.
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@laswagna
14 Dec 2023
Replying to
@pwiscila
I. DONT. KNOW. I SENT IT WITH ONE HAND WHILE I WAS WALKING
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@laswagna
11 Aug 2022
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@twitter
bae what happened to us
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@laswagna
8 Nov 2022
Replying to
@bigfatmoosepssy
kindergarten twitter goes crazy
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@laswagna
1 Aug 2025
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@fadedbunny
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@laswagna
25 Sep 2023
Replying to
@blursluts44
like what prompted that😭😭😭
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@laswagna
16 Feb 2024
guys madame web was genuinely the worst movie ever
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@laswagna
16 Feb 2024
chick fil a in the theater yeah we greedy
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@laswagna
16 Jul 2021
Replying to
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this sounds like it would happen to prance
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@laswagna
11 Jun 2022
business in the front / party in the back
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@laswagna
15 Dec 2023
so i’m never gonna live this down huh. alright!
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@laswagna
10 Mar 2021
i am so so sorry
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@laswagna
12 Oct 2021
Replying to
@X
@Twitter
so real twitter i love you
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@laswagna
1 Jan 2022
Replying to
@X
@Twitter
hope your year goes well twitter
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@laswagna
31 May 2025
Replying to
@cherrybomb3r1
Big fan of this fellow
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@laswagna
21 Jan 2025
Replying to
@arcanecovet
Nothing wrong w a good 4 hour nap
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@laswagna
11 Dec 2022
Replying to
@bigfatmoosepssy
the way social media should be
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@laswagna
1 Aug 2023
Replying to
@blursluts44
omg???
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@laswagna
27 Jun 2021
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@laswagna
21 Aug 2021
“always knew they were weird”
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@laswagna
18 May 2023
yeah
🖇 aster 🍃
@AsterShock
16 May 2023
im curious but what is ur worst tweet of all time
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@laswagna
30 Sep 2023
Replying to
@gurreggg
idk how u even think ijbol is a noun let alone a slur😭😭😭
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@laswagna
18 May 2024
got a great summer job opportunity on Indeed!
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@laswagna
14 Dec 2023
Replying to
@oomfabelle
ALT Xdaniagif GIF
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@laswagna
14 Dec 2023
Replying to
@hmtfu
she kinda gagged me a lil…
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@laswagna
17 Apr 2023
Replying to
@paulswhtn
they won’t get away with this
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@laswagna
26 Jun 2021
someone should tweet this🤔
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@laswagna
29 Sep 2021
worth it? probably
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@laswagna
24 Aug 2021
i love my fans❤️❤️
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@laswagna
26 Nov 2023
every time uni posts it makes me so happy bc i’m just always in awe that a creature can look like That
I'm Uni :3
@unicouniuni3
26 Nov 2023
とっても楽しい! Uni is having a lot of fun! :3
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@laswagna
29 Sep 2022
Replying to
@tyler02020202
what girl is named tyler and has jake gylenhaal as a pfp tho😭😭
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@laswagna
17 Aug 2021
6’6
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@laswagna
26 Aug 2021
worst typo possible if real
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@laswagna
12 Oct 2022
Replying to
@altoidsrevenge
like she said the song is called bikini bottom😭
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@laswagna
26 Nov 2022
Replying to
@tyler02020202
how does this happen so often like ur name is TYLER😭
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@laswagna
15 May 2024
Replying to
@pebbut
basically
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@laswagna
3 Dec 2024
Replying to
@awes0megurll
Amtrak workers are so wise
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@laswagna
14 Aug 2024
big night
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@laswagna
14 Aug 2024
just moved into my new place
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@laswagna
17 Oct 2021
instead of schrödinger’s cat it should be carly rae jepsen’s call
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@laswagna
10 May 2022
did u change pfp and display name in the span of 2 minutes just for this
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@laswagna
26 Oct 2021
Replying to
@hulu
why y’all hiding replies after this freaky ass tweet it’s your fault
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@laswagna
21 Jan 2023
Replying to
@bigfatmoosepssy
ITS ON MY FUN WORD LIST
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@laswagna
25 Apr 2021
honored
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@laswagna
11 Jul 2023
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i did not expect that many omg😭
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@laswagna
21 Sep 2022
tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
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@laswagna
14 Aug 2021
gradually turning my volume up as the song fades out to spite the artist
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@laswagna
16 Jul 2023
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leave beabadoobee out of this
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@laswagna
1 May 2021
baby keem got my library looking like sherwin williams
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@laswagna
16 Jul 2021
a modern white woman is better equipped to manifest communism than marx ever was cause there’s no way he had all those crystals
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@laswagna
18 Aug 2021
Replying to
@lilaltoid__
LMAOOO THEY PULLED OUT THE WHOLE WIKIPEDIA THEY DIDNT HOLD BACK
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@laswagna
26 Mar 2021
pythagoras probably a bitch. man needs to find the shortest distance between himself and some bitches.
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@laswagna
4 Apr 2022
i’ve always wanted to ratio ronald reagan
Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation & Institute
@RonaldReagan
1 Apr 2022
It’s April Fool’s Day! We hope it’s full of laughter, and not too many pranks!
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@laswagna
4 Aug 2020
it’s not what it looks like i swear
rudy betrayed
@rudy_betrayed
4 Aug 2020
feel like i shouldn’t open this picture and find out what the penis incident is
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@laswagna
12 Jul 2021
why this car look like clairo😭😭
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@laswagna
11 Mar 2021
i rly hope y’all don’t actually start using the word “cummer” this wasn’t meant to be taken seriously
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@laswagna
18 Nov 2022
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@blahnded
you need to STOP
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@laswagna
29 Sep 2021
vibrator ad ppl never even hit me up it’s sad
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@laswagna
3 Nov 2022
Replying to
@iloveiyosias
the fact they told u abt posting it before they even said it like they knew😭😭
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@laswagna
11 Dec 2022
Replying to
@bigfatmoosepssy
wow
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@laswagna
27 Apr 2022
Replying to
@roramdin
Sorry, not sorry, I don't care about "tyler oakley blunt rotation", because I grew up with a psychologically abusive father, hearing the key in the door every night was my own personal "tyler oakley blunt rotation"
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@laswagna
21 Jan 2023
this is my fun words/phrases list (my life’s work) i’ve been building it for over a year so please react according (extremely impressed)
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@laswagna
10 May 2025
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@legotrillermoth
This is more like a ritual than a meal
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@laswagna
12 Apr 2023
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@BigTechAlert
@Twitter
end of an era
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@laswagna
19 May 2021
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@laswagna
2 Jan 2022
how does saying prance summon him like every time. i know he’s gonna see this. hi prance hope ur new years went well
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@laswagna
17 Aug 2023
Replying to
@fromkdwithluv
this move kinda went crazy idk
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@laswagna
6 Aug 2021
Replying to
@lilaltoid__
do you
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@laswagna
25 Feb 2022
twitter users will turn 18 and then put 18 on their profile and have balloons on their profile and tweet something like “i hate minors”
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@laswagna
11 Oct 2021
worst part of senior year is kids who are like “omg it’s our last first wednesday period 2 in october of high school🥺”
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@laswagna
28 Jun 2021
in this world you can either be funny on twitter or have a significant other.
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@laswagna
20 Aug 2021
and GOURD
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@laswagna
17 Nov 2022
Replying to
@tyler02020202
Okay bruh moment
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@laswagna
29 Dec 2022
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@niccoyat
that casting misdirection was crazy
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@laswagna
1 Jan 2022
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@X
@Twitter
AYYY
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@laswagna
17 Jun 2021
Replying to
@bocxtop
i like how drama and prostitution are grouped together
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@laswagna
10 Feb 2025
Replying to
@falco
They too busy posting FLIX on the NET🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️Peacock
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@laswagna
29 Sep 2022
the 9 most annoying accounts on twitter fr🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@laswagna
14 Dec 2023
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@kenjislav
i guess
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@laswagna
25 Nov 2021
Replying to
@vampiric_shirin
GENDER gravy
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@laswagna
2 Apr 2021
how is vehicular manslaughter illegal? my friends tell jokes all the time in the car so what am i supposed to do? not laugh?
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@laswagna
9 Aug 2021
this video caused the pandemic
Ali Spagnola
@alispagnola
27 Feb 2020
The Box by Roddy Ricch... made with only sounds from me being trapped in a box
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The Box by Roddy Ricch...from inside a box
Because it makes sense. Or it makes no sense
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@laswagna
11 Aug 2022
UM
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@laswagna
21 Jun 2021
Replying to
@crxpfxrd
thank god you protected gus privacy and covered the @
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@laswagna
17 Jan 2022
do you think they ever explored each other’s bodies
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3 Feb 2020
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100%
@lizzo
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#SBLIV
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