maya🫂🤍🪩@landsrad
Joined May 2019
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maya🫂🤍🪩@landsrad
7 Sep 2025
if a queer venue has a bunch of reviews that are like "the bouncers were really rude and didnt let me and my friends in" that means its good and you should go there
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harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️@harmzdealer
31 Aug 2025
Everything is so disgusting
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if a queer venue has a bunch of reviews that are like "the bouncers were really rude and didnt let me and my friends in" that means its good and you should go there
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the whole world runs off the Cat5 Ethernet cable but she's the type to sit back, observe and remain humble
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this pic used to make me wanna be a girl so bad now it's just my life
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librarian bring up that video of an alien killing people in a mall. the one with no reverse image search results for any frame
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graphic tee over the shirt with the tie tucked in was genuinely so chic and ahead of its time
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happy october
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Replying to @max_headgame
is that the one where they talk about the rude transexuals smoking cigarettes?
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Replying to @stinkybutt777
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yukio mishimas fantasies of seeing his friends and lovers dying tragically is kind of like when a guy on deviantart draws sonic in a hospital bed hooked up to an IV drip
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Replying to @harmzdealer
this person seems so incredibly cynical and manipulative, it's such a tragedy that she wormed her way into Sophie's life
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i like the part in taxi driver where he tries to make himself immune to fire
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Replying to @max_headgame
oh ur right lol. all timer
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really like this as a piece of graphic design
BoyBase@BoyliifeBase
9 Nov 2025
He thought we wouldn’t notice this sliver of black.
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topping cìs women is counter-revolutionary
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RX Nephew voice
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overwatch 2 redesigns
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Replying to @emi_f1sher
it's cool that they put it all in terms of millions or hundreds of thousands to make it seem scarier
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tying up a mech pilot girl with ratchet straps
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podcast about list trans caleb compilation
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sorry man im in the imperial core right now. yeah sorry cant help you man im stuck in the imperial core
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got my wings removed 😔
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Replying to @emi_f1sher
ohh i get it, theres no bread ☝️
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caleb and cameron being genuinely stunned by how good the neptune song was
Podcast About List@podaboutlist
30 Jun 2025
If you see this tweet QT with your favorite PAL moment
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oomf flew me out and put me in rick
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im sorry but some of the puppygirl shit is just way too funny to be sexy. "pawing off"? cmon now
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yo, me and the other delinquents are gonna be disrespectful to our elders after school today, wanna come?
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grown ass man
I'm Uni :3
@unicouniuni3
11 Jan 2024
ブラシを抱っこしたまま寝たいらしい Uni wants to sleep while holding the brush :3
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music addicts be like nah bro i swear i'm not addicted i just neeeed to listen to it every day and take it with me everywhere i go
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kevin gates if he replaced larry in the three stooges: i got two bros, one is called curly one is called moe
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Replying to @emi_f1sher
the purpose of my peanits is what it jorks
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Snake, be sure to experiment with the power settings on your microwave. You might find that cooking something for longer at a lower heat improves the texture and flavour.
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IM NOT AMERICAN AND I DONT WEAR SHOES IN THE HOUSE
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Replying to @nonstopbrocock
it's nothing to me it means nothing
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HRT is Magic*
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len do you fw the dolls?
goldenboy .
@rubiangozai
23 May 2025
so how do my lensbians feel about “all me” ?
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venom im sooooo bored lets go scatter our sorrow to the heartless sea
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i gotta be the most chic tr4nny in this whole office
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oomf and oomf
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Replying to @LeonMassive
zato players when someone else gets to play the game
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maya🫂🤍🪩@landsrad
29 Apr 2022
Tom Scott is sort of like if Johnathan Richman was a youtuber
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posted one hour apart
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[stops grinding against her boots] babe... vegan leather? really?
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what the fudge... 0_o
sil ♡@thebookvoyagers
6 Aug 2022
the first line of this book tho omg
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lets do our best today everyone, ganbatte 💪!
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somebody check in on her
Looksmax.org
@LooksmaxMe
30 Jun 2025
John Mew, the inventor of mewing, has passed away at 96 in his castle. Rest in peace.
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(thanks @harmzdealer for taking these and also picking me up when i fell over)
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Anor Londo, i love you! Beautiful sun ☀️, architecture ⛪️ and incredible history Please join the rest of Lordran 🙏 I want this for Undead Burg!
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Replying to @Liv_Agar
wagwan liv
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Maya STUNS in sweaty walk home from the pub
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fuck you
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if you married me you could have this every day
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trans pride 5ever
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the indomitable human spirit when the abominable snowman walks in
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familiarity really changes your relationship with a place bcs i see this and im like... thats just the tube bro
電柱bot@tlgrph_pole
16 Sep 2025
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you could say this about most french directors really
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so deep into industrial aesthetics that im considering buying a range rover airbag just to look at it
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this is where i run my experiments on you
outside five sigma
@jwt0625
19 Sep 2025
at some point we'll get youtube videos like "i turned a dilution fridge into a luxury tiny home" ( from bluefors )
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weh
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Chris Bores aka The Irate Gamer says that JewWario is in Hell (2014)
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🚨Drake swallowed a fly ‼️👀 🚨Drake swallowed a spider to catch the fly‼️👀 🚨Drake swallowed a
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wow this blew up. i am looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend to inherit my family's large sums of wealth
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pretty normal size suppressor to me Lol. maybe even below average
AutoMagArchive@AutoMagArchive
13 May 2025
1989 HK P7 with factory H&K suppressor.
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Wriggle Nightbug
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i strongly believe Sharkplane77 is the reincarnation of Giorgio de Chirico
Slunbo 🎃@SplumboCowboy
27 Aug 2025
I think about this Sharkplane77 piece every day
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when the salicylic acid booster hits
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american voice: i respect the hell out of this billboard
Tommy Smokes
@TomScibelli
4 Aug 2025
I respect the hell out of this billboard. No jokes. Nobody using the product. Doesn’t even make sense really. Just the name of the company and a picture of Timothee Chalamet. What else do you need
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transphobia lowkey funny asf sometimes
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theyre doing high-tech in china now and its good (SPARK-761 by LLLab)
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i dont think the tl is ready for these honestly
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americans are dressing like they live in stoke newington im scared
first ethical space cowboy@cowboybecsbop
17 Aug 2025
my bf laid out my outfit to convince me to go get a beer with him and watch the game. it worked
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𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖕𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝖉𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖕𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊?
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money come fast like Ornstein pockets fat like Smough
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Replying to @abcdentminded
"i made this painting that is completely meaningless" "why did you make it?" "i made it to prove a point"
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i love you telegraph pole bot, nobody understands me like you do
電柱bot@tlgrph_pole
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new jan Misali video where he breaks down the etymology of all the /lgbt/ slang
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back in my day this was what we called "trap mode aesthetics"
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cap
el 𓃱@_like_an_angel
16 Sep 2024
FAT PEOPLE CAN’T MOVE LIKE THAT
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we're bringing back terrorcore this winter
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new pokemon type comin called money type
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"Yoru just defeated Uni in a fight" "But wait, I thought Uni was the strongest..." "Well, while Uni was distracted, Yoru ran up behind him and hit Uni with a powerful strike" "So Uni was surprised by Yoru's blow."
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