I tweet about business, stocks, crypto and how women should never eat steak on the first date.

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My dad’s trucking business was on a hamster wheel.     •    One truck.     •    Years behind on tax filings.     •    Owed the IRS I stepped in, cleaned up the finances, and restructured the business. Now?     •    Multiple trucks     •    $490k+ in annual sales     •    Operating at a reduced tax-rate Here’s how I did it 👇🏾🧵
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Imagine the first date being bowling and she pull up with her own ball and wash you. 😭😭
before and after
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This song up there with Dreams and Nightmares.
22 years ago today, vanessa carlton released ‘a thousand miles’. a classic. nitter.app/pcmedia2000s/status/17…
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Y'all niggas really weird, a black man was taken away from his family and you worried who was a fan or not?
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She don't deserve you bro nitter.app/ojtheking/status/87618…
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Y’all working too hard in the quotes.
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Women want a 6’6 hood nigga from Harvard.
Niggas want a sexually experienced virgin
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Then there’s me... watching on my phone smh.
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Lmao yeaa black people been swaggy forever. 😂😂😂
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Thought y'all took sexual assault seriously up there?
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My dog just start talking to me I don’t know if that mean she’s black or if my super power is I can talk to animals.
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Jesus was in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights and didn't have Sunscreen, no way he was white and survived.
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Black athletes always getting in trouble with white women, but continue to date them, why?
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I have white cousins so I’m waiting for them to come over and read this so I can catch them on the spot saying “Nigger” in their head...😂😂
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Her: I finished the netflix show without you Me:
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Lmao when you flip roles and see how dumb this sounds it’s 10 times more crazy.
This is comedy
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Can we actually pray for Nipsey like not the fake prayers up, like actually talk to God pray.
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Ohhh fuck no I ain't this old. 😭😭
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The Mohawk phase in the black community was a tough time.
Ima have to ask diddy bout dis one
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Going out in DC and seeing the tab after 2 shots of tequila….
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Her: you gonna come get in the tub with me? Me:
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I’m not paying bills for a ugly woman.
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On who this Nigga juandissimo then came out the tv on us 😂😂😂
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Again where is Arybys getting this money from!?? Who is eating here!
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Replying to @SacredShanti
Lmao shorty said
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It’s the fact he could’ve still shot over Leon cus he short. 😂😂
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Replying to @GAFollowers
Them on the way to the hospital: “Now would you go outside like like you was Wonder Woman”
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If Stevie got hands the first person he need to go lay them on is the person telling him his hair look fine.
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Starting a beef with a section of 20 niggas is either really bold or really stupid. 😭😭😭
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Jemeker Thompson. Queen Pin in the 80s One of the biggest suppliers in LA Owned a hair distribution company Arrested because a partner she hired was caught and flipped on her, Jemeker wouldn’t flip and sat for 13 years in prison. Now she owns her own church in LA.
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Who my cousin think she is? 😂😂
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I can't even put my Chipotle top back on so I know I can't put this back together.
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Replying to @TheBaddestMitch
Was a good observation, and the fact I relate to the progression is more crazy. I might need to tell my therapist about this. 😂
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Replying to @juiceboxmisha
That’s top tier combination for the summer.
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Stephen A. advocating for the players to get some cheeks is hilarious. 😭😭
.@stephenasmith is advocating for conjugal visits in the bubble 😭😂
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Smh niggas get one wife and kid and don’t know how to act.
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Replying to @juiceboxmisha
But I can barely put my Chipotle top back on, so I know I'ma have trouble putting this back together.
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Money ain’t everything but I’m at peace when bills is paid and got money to move how I like.
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The weekend here and direct deposit hit last night...
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Next date she meeting me at the court
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This going be Shiggy in 30 years when we still making him dance to “In My Feelings”.
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Replying to @IAmLilRico
Dr. Umar right sometimes.
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First time taking a shot of Henny be like... nitter.app/xbriyeil/status/875735…
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Replying to @TheBaddestMitch
Lmao aye Orlando said. “We just had breakfast” and I was dying 😭😭
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Idk we might have to reconsider this Baltimore not DMV thing.
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Druski got the longest run for being funny on the internet.
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Replying to @shes_rADIAnt
Lmao ordering these at the bar is hilarious, your inner child came out.
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OJ if he catch Ben Simmons by himself…
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Replying to @doren2k
Going be a light day at the office lmao
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A waxed pussy the best pussy, cash app her the $60 for the wax.
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Replying to @WalkLikeWalt
It’s someone putting up Curry numbers right now we just don’t know his name yet.
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Turned 30 today, I can confirm I’m never coming up off the middle finger pose.
One day I’ll stop with the middle finger pose, maybe at 30 I’ll retire it. Until then…
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Gas station pics got a hold on us, cus why he not at the charge station. 😭
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People arguing about a dress when the hair is clearly why she can’t leave the house.
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Replying to @_MCKENTON_
Me getting escorted out the party after trying warm my hands…

ALT Cuba Gooding Jr Arrest GIF

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People saying that song better than Dreams and nightmares tripping. I thought the name of it was “Making my way downtown” for the longest and only know the record cus of the movie White Chicks.
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Replying to @LisaEvers @NYCHA
When she turn the lights off and back on:
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This irresponsible, he could be trying let you know that he pregnant. 😭
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We do, I just prefer them in shape.
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Don’t my brother me after not siding with your own kind during black history month.

ALT Martin Lawrence Lol GIF by HBO Max

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Ja rule and Bow wow are two people we love to make fun of but in reality seen more success than a lot of your favorite artists.
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Eating clean drinking water and staying in the gym going keep me healthy and wealthy.
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Giant sex party, no one can change my mind.
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And then I told them, life doesn’t start until $300k…
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Simple.
What's the best produced mixtape of the Blog Era?
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Replying to @AllThatandMoore
This the funniest comment to come from this 😂
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Lmao a woman can be your greatest asset or greatest liability every time.
Derrick Groves was reportedly caught after an argument with his alleged girlfriend the morning before his arrest
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Pettiest award goes to Euron, clearly can see they about to die but would rather pick a fight and tell a man he fucked his chick. 😭😭
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Replying to @Winterrr_
Smh prime example of why we need more woman in the kitchen and less on Twitter. 😂
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A man’s worst nightmare.
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A game that deserves a remake is Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I need to play this game in HD.
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"but you not my nigga so what's your point?" nitter.app/amber_aaliyah/status/9…
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How women look at you at brunch when the Mimosas kick in 😏😏
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Land really might be the best asset. I found this “Neighbor” app to basically rent out parking spaces or storage. Landed my first rentals for $110 a month for two spots. Already had a guy paying $150 for his 18 wheeler. That’s $370 a month passive I just created.
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Replying to @lyemcfly
Mean it’s going in one ear and out the other.
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Woman want a 6’0 dude making $100k+ with a lil hood in them, who knew they was talking about Trump. 😂😂
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Kim told him go play church somewhere else. 😂😂
#KanyeWest doesn’t want #KimKardashian wearing tight clothes and taking sexy pictures
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Lmao it was the women in their lives.
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Women will block a dude that try to take them to Applebee's but won't block the dude that cheated on them three times.
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Replying to @LowKeyUHTN
Lucian needed the numbers and needed it to stream.
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Cutting expenses not always the answer, I gotta figure out a way to make more money.
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Diversify for what? Race to 100 shares. If you under the age 30 just buy into tech and wait 3-5 years for your return. Bitcoin Microsoft Facebook (Meta) Nvidia Tesla
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This a Trucking company developing autonomous trucks to tackle the driver shortage in the industry. They just went public and already test lanes with companies like UPS and the postal service.
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My girl who not my girl has one more time to Tweet “she want a boyfriend” like we not in a full blown relationship.
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Replying to @aPERFECTblemish
And I holding no punches back.
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Women being mad at men respecting their boundaries is the wildest thing I seen on this app.
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Replying to @Jani__Gee
Lmao she a flight attendant acting like she pay full price and tweeting like she fly private 😂
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She in a bind? 😂😂
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Replying to @KevOnStage
Always knew you had some tism Strength.
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They Still pushing them Vector knives I see lmao. 😂😂😂
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I really use to be a menace.
I have white cousins so I’m waiting for them to come over and read this so I can catch them on the spot saying “Nigger” in their head...😂😂
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We were really all watching Suits last year they had 58B streams.
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Wallo dropping game like the new pipeline to prison first Pooh shiesty, then Thug, now Mikey.
Wallo giving out free game with future NBA draft prospect Mikey Williams
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I take trash selfies but my skin looking great Today...
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Nike got white people mad today. 😂
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Just got my vaccine and ask the lady that was administering it if she got it and she just looked at me with no answer as she poked me with said vaccine....😂😂

ALT Omg No GIF

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