im 36 year old scp writer Kinch The Knife Blade. i made gaw with my friends. they. i will outlive my haters, because they are sickly and Weak.
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It’s because fat people aren’t given the grace of “boy stink” or “girl stink,” they’re just seen as filthy slobs
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even when they’re villains they have a dignity lesser writers would never to think to give the characters
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*American politics voice* cuba is a country ravaged by communism where people eat plastic instead of cheese but they have also created a magic ray gun that attacks your brain
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a super funny scp writer fact is that if a popular fanartist or youtuber makes something about one of your scps they usually don’t really care to talk to you. scps appear organically and the writer is incidental. it’s funny to me.
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i remember when i foolishly thought i could individually rehabilitate minor bigots by explaining things and shit. i remember telling rpc dudes that the only child gender surgery is done on intersex infants in the name of cisdom and they would “forget” it within an hour.
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the moral of i saw the tv glow is when the weird hot girl asks you to kill yourself you do it
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They did this and they don’t see it and it makes me feel like I’m on drugs that are different than the ones I’m actually on
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mother theresa fucking sucked and wasn’t offering medical services just a place to die. it’s unclear where a lot of the money given to her went but she did have a private secret cataracts surgery she paid for after saying no to a free one
Basically everyone has a “John Lennon beat his wife” style fact that they cant stop themselves from sharing if anything even tangentially related comes up in conversation
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i was talking to a girl on Grindr and we were talking religion because i have autism and i corrected her in the origin of the word Jehovah and she stopped talking to me i don’t know why i did it
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i hate when scp YouTubers say that gamers against weed is too goofy to make a video about and like almost every gaw scp ive written besides 2293 deals with like themes of suicide and queerness and alienation. Like fuck you. i just absolutely don’t respect scp YouTubers.
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i still love how humans bred livestock guardian dogs, a dog that specifically doesn’t really listen and retains its own idea of what its job is. we saw trainable, eager dogs and we were like let’s make this next one not respect us and also be huge
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you know how your jaw can easily bite through your finger but your brain won’t let you? for that exact reason i posit that reality benders are unable to commit suicide.
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I had a really good Latin teacher whose depression was so bad we sometimes had to do two or three day stretches where we would just have silent study hall in a dark room while he frowned at the air in front of him like idk sometimes teachers have a bad day
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I’ve tried to talk to youtubers who did popular videos of my stuff and they just absolutely don’t give a shit. like idk what other medium is like this? think about it like most people doing readings or fanart would love to talk to the writer. never with scp.
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remember when scp-int people tried to convince us the Spanish language wiki refusing to use Pride logos and even actively removing pride from finished pieces wasn’t actually rooted in homophobia and came from some very complicated cultural differences they wouldn’t explain
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people who claim the rpc authority exists for any reason other than people being extremely mad i wrote a sort of cringe scp (i think it’s fine obv) are fools who weren’t there at the creation and don’t know what they’re saying. or are bold faced lying.
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people have such universally bad opinions about scps. “series one was the peak of the site creatively,” like no it wasn’t and you’re a fuckinf idiot who shouldn’t be allowed to have opinions about fictions and you’re also dumb
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look, I am 32. i am by scp standards near ancient. and i am telling you younger folks: do not trust anyone who holds themselves up as a fandom mom. Never. no older person should want that relationship with you. it’s weird as fuck.
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i say this a lot but scps are the only form of writing where the people creating content about it absolutely don’t wanna hear from any of the writers
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honestly it’s so fuckinf adorable that British people have their own celebrities it’s like the minor leagues and every now and then americans pick one to be real
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i really suggest every scp author with an lgbt identity to consider asking that translations of their article be taken off the -es language wiki if they are going to continue to double down on homophobia
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do you guys remmeber when scp writers weren’t expected to maintain a social media brand
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the scp dude who was being a baby about wanting to play hpgame is apparently on licensing staff and seems to be trying to ram through some ai art proposal on the wiki? and is claiming to have made a survey to get public opinion on the proposal but won’t show the survey and claims
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every scp content creator who says they can’t take GAW seriously are actually just some kind of queerphobic tbh
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i think while we can’t blame video games for the mass shootings we do need to be more realistic about the role video games play in making violence against the enemies of the United States palatable. there’s a reason so many fascists came from gamergate.
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imagine trying and failing to kill someone during the purge and then like having to see them every day at work from then on like what would the social protocols be
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sometimes people on fuck/dating apps ask me what i write and i always explain scp with too much detail to the most disinterested outdoorsy enbies in the greater Ohio areas
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my uncle died because he didn’t get a heart transplant until too late so i am super unsympathetic to people who don’t donate organs because of isolated freak events or urban legends or something
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I literally got added to a group called “Necks to Snap” and twitter told me it didn’t count as a death threat
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the funniest shit about the scp community which is also to me the best part is you’ll see some like zoomer lgbt kids trans the fuck out of some old grognards epic author self insert and it just never gets old to me
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writing scps is an absolutely joyless endeavor where you will never make any money off what you write but people who never mention your name will make hundreds just reading shit you wrote in a funny voice. that’s not even getting into the way staff treats the average user.
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so the Spanish language scp wiki has been removing pride logos from all their translations, even when porting over specific css. this is due to a no politics rule. people called this homophobic. -es wiki got mad and embarrassed and is demanding an apology for being called that.
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obvious joke is “that’s just you, kinch/jfb” but other people have complained about this shut up
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my absolute favorite scp post i ever saw was “we need less tranny shit like 2721 and more stuff like 2852 we need the cousin Johnny people to write more” not knowing I wrote both of those
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junji ito stories are either the stupidest fucking thing you’ve ever seen or shit that will haunt you for the rest of your life with no in between
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anytime someone talks about scp-2721 in a mad way, i can always check their twitter timeline and see that they’re a Holocaust denier and usually absolutely addicted to some specific kind of anime porn. it’s surreal but it’s always true
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new absolute favorite comment on scp-2293 hands down no notes i love this i love this so fucking much
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law and order does this thing where they will have like an offensive stereotype of a schizophrenic be a murderer and they keep rightfully reminding us that they usually are the victims. but then they’ll have a character with BPD and everyone will keep saying “she’s pure evil”
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like idk. if an internet adult ever tells you they like talking to you because you sound so much older and like they can really connect to you on a deep level, they are lying. even the zoomers im familiar with to me feel like talking to fucked up cyber gremlins. The adults lying.
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why do i have to pretend it’s a tragedy that some bigot is dying of cancer like why do we have to put on this show of geniality but the right gets to make 41% jokes until they shit themselves
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who are the people not letting this happen? who is pushing them to be trans? trans women seeing their experiences in someone else isn’t like a main source of oppression. i hate this image and i hate this right wing femboy bullshit
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the closed species furry stuff is the most ridiculous thing to me like what are they gonna do if you make an unauthorized fursona are they gonna kill you
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all the scp zoomers went from annoying right wingers to like normal good leftist and i like that
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You caused this, by the way. You put fuel on this fire. You are a bad person and your soul is a sad and cold thing
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persona 5 is like “society is a prison” and “the ruling class are exploiting you for their own ends” but also like “the grossest thing you can be is a gay”
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if i could point to one event that perfectly describes critical response to my work, it would be the anon on scp tumblr days who messaged an scp moodboard account to say we needed less gay shit from the 2721 author and more shit from cousin johnny author.
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maybe this is a weird sentiment, but i think it’s shitty that the scp twitter account posted a lot about Ukraine but has remained silent about everything happening to Palestiniqnsb
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one time i was smoking weed at a party and this girl asked for a hit and i said yeah and she took this crazy long hit that was one hundred breaths that she kept immediately exhaling until the bowl was cashed and I said “what the fuck is wrong with you” and she left crying
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blocked a twink on Grindr because i accidentally used the same adjective to describe his ass twice and got embarrassed
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am i being a weird centrist if i never exactly liked keffals but also thought jai was being really weird for a woman around my age
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this is sort of sad? this isn’t even all of it. it’s just sad. their lives must be so small.
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whenever I want to feel better I check how the rpc authority is doing. haven’t had an article in a month. i love this slow prolonged death. they were so weirdly convinced they’d last forever.
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hey friendly reminder that sexycontainmentprocedures/cyantreuse/agent trauss is an active abuser who uses the scp community as a hunting ground. please don't support his weird scp merch (badges and shit). dont ever let him forget what he is.
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there’s this really good scp writer who like doesn’t write anymore and one time i checked his Reddit history when he was doing a qna or idk something and all of his posts were about being a swinger and baseball and like it fucking ruled guys it fucking ruled so hard
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i fully believe that Araki wrote the most chilling serial killer like when he has Kira Yoshikage say “I’ve killed 48 beautiful girls up until now”
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look like once you hit about thirty you’re just Adult now adults older than you dont hold a shitload of power over you because you’re not going to another kind of grade school at thirty to learn the basics of society you’re both adults of equal standing
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okay look quite frankly you all seem very nice but any adult that wants to be your very best friend especially if they’re from the scp community is like probably a predator or is maybe a person you dont wanna hang with anyway.
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as an scp writer i endeavor to make sure that i am super divisive and that all new writers either fear me or have no idea who i am
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