Had fun speaking at Chia Toronto about @seedsnapp!

I don’t need to change your mind. I’m the one with the money. You need to change mine.

This is true - just last year, over 100,000 midwesterners fell asleep driving on a country road but then woke up accidentally harvesting wheat or corn

Wait till you find out that the people who lied to you about Biden are lying to you about Trump

Actually the Oklahoma State Constitution specifically forbids all interns from tweeting in the first year. This was in response to a bone-headed intern tweet in 1889 that joked about "free land to the first one who can get here."

Maybe they just got 100x lazier

Oh good glad to hear everybody is doing fine then

When I was a kid, the easiest way to find a fun game was to get the one that the religious right was screeching about the most. Now, I just do the same for the religious left. War. War never changes.

Ur definitely bringing attention to retardation

Writing “Italian guy” in for next president

Check out our face shield made for dental loupes and lights at makers4medicine.org! #dentist #dentistry #hygienist #loupelid #loupes @makers4medicine

Come on @elonmusk this dude fixed notifications on long posts right in front of me one day

Who was “we” then? Ya wanna know my opinion? I think that you *do* think you speak for all artists. But I agree that you can’t.

There is nothing wrong with this code, as you did not state any output assumptions. Could be 5 is intentional.

I don't think we need politicians who speak better We need them to act better

> signs NDA > takes paycheck > posts privileged opinion of internal project > given chance to take it down, refuses > "forced to resign" 🤡

oh good you're here

Hanna threw an exception

Is this button available to consumers? I would like to place one in each of my daughters' rooms. It doesn't have to do anything. In fact, I insist that it doesn't.

If you have a helium balloon floating in your car on the highway and you slam on your brakes, the balloon will float backwards instead of forwards

Dental workers: check out our new Face Shield XL! Fits over most loupes and lights. In stock and made proudly in Tulsa, OK! Ships to almost anywhere in USA in 2-3 days. makers4medicine.org/purchase

I'm inflating this balloon slower than last year WHY IS IT STILL GETTING BIGGER

Gonna be funny when flat-earthers and round-earthers find out they are both wrong: it is rendered flat when you are on it and round when you are looking at it from space

How do we get girls to stop pissing in our water supply?

They canceled us for blasphemies against their new religion We canceled them for attempted assassination We are not the same

Just constant lies

9 out of 10 ain't bad

This thread is filled with commentors who a) don't understand that lift is related to surface area and b) have never played Kerbal Space Program

Germany:

Made in America @chia_project

In this game you will normally win 1/3 of the time and the house will win 2/3 of the time But for some reason the house is offering to switch spots with you before the prizes are revealed Take the offer before they realize their mistake

this is actually how Arby's started it is short for arbitrage

do you really not understand that burning down car dealerships is a solution that came from deranged terrorist minds

oh hello 1.7rc1 what's this then

Hi I'm a developer who would like to be blocked for publicly stating an opinion and I hear that's what you're good at

One box to rule them all - 3060 GPU for plotting/farming/chiaswarming - 512gb RAM - dual 14 core xeons - 24 drive bays up front driven by 2 port internal LSI - 12 of those are 400gb enterprise SLC SSDs - 20+ external JBODs driven by 2 dual external port LSIs - powered by Unraid

Start with Settings -> Safari -> Search Engine Make them the minority they want to be

First panel: Dilbert: "Sorry I'm late, I was at the DMV this morning." Dogbert: "I was at the DMV this morning too and I didn't see you." Second panel: "..." Third panel: Dilbert: "I call your bluff. Neither of us was at the DMV this morning."

I feel the same about you. Your rocket stuff is good but your politics suck.

Over 1 PB transferred in 10 minutes. Nothing beats the bandwidth of a minivan loaded with hard drives on a highway.

What if you could join your GPU to an AI compute farm so others could use it to generate images and you get paid in a Chia CAT? @Dkackman and I are building it. Mostly @Dkackman. 🤣 teddit.net/r/chia/comments/z…

Apparently we passed 10,000 total pieces in the @go4mebot collection sometime last night. Total number is greater than total trades because everybody gets their #1 for free, so all of 10k+ go4s have homes! Thank you all for the overwhelming support and love4 all things go4!🐾

Auctions. Blockchain. Zero CPR. Interested? Get your mind off your bags and help me build it on @chia_project. Still very rough but it's got good bones! github.com/Chia-Network/chip…

Dude he’s not gonna sleep with you

Our oldest daughter lost everything in a house fire last night. Luckily they were away at the time, but their two dogs and everything else didn't make it. I don't ask for donations for my community stuff because I enjoy doing it, but if you've ever valued my projects or content, donations to help her get back on her feet would be much appreciated!

EVERYTHING MUST GO Well almost everything. It's spring cleaning time for my wallet. I've got too many old NFTs, most of them probably not worth the mojo it cost to make them. Like, follow, retweet and reply with your xch address. Maybe you'll get something good but prob not.

Here's how it will work: - Starting now, new go4me PFP offers for XCH will expire in 24 hours if they are not accepted - Once they expire, they will be relisted for $GO4ME. - The initial price will be the number of the PFP multiplied by 10. For example, if the #2 expires, it will be offered for 20 $GO4ME. - These $GO4ME offers will ALSO expire after 24 hours - At which point they will be re-listed for one $GO4ME less than before. The #2 in our example above would be re-listed for 19 $GO4ME. - This will continue until the price reaches 10 $GO4ME, at which point it will stay there indefinitely until sold. - Once the PFP is purchased, the next number will be put up for XCH like normal. In the example above, the new #3 would be listed for XCH first for 24 hours, then auctioned for $GO4ME if it doesn't sell again. - To earn $GO4ME, you will need to reply to the daily airdrop tweet from @go4mebot. Any reply will work! No need to drop your XCH address again. - Your daily airdrop will be calculated based on the number of go4me PFPs you have at the XCH address you have given. - Each go4me PFP will pay up to 10 $GO4ME per day depending on the rarity badge: Crown = 10 $GO4ME Diamond = 9 $GO4ME Lucky Hat = 8 $GO4ME Rocket = 7 $GO4ME Snorkel = 6 $GO4ME Fireball = 5 $GO4ME Moon = 4 $GO4ME Basketball = 3 $GO4ME Tractor = 2 $GO4ME Seedling = 1 $GO4ME - I'm working on all of this right now so there are no guarantees as to when it will be available, but I'm shooting for SOON

Just gonna steal Reddit posts huh teddit.net/r/puzzles/s/RZ8qP…

Offer Files and Delegated Blockchain Fees Offer files on @chia_project are a way for two peers to trustlessly and atomically swap any on-chain asset. You create an offer file that offers your coins and pre-authorizes anybody to spend them, as long as they also spend the coins that you request back to you in the same block. But that's just the simplest implementation. They can do even more complex things, like mint NFTs when they are accepted. @acevail_ has an amazing API for this at @MintGarden_io and it works great. It basically makes offer files little NFT mint machines! Another possibility would be Delegated Fees. In a high-fee environment, it would be nice to pay blockchain fees in SBX or any other CAT, rather than XCH. How could we do this? By making a complex offer file that offers some quantity of CATs in exchange for the execution of the transactions that you would otherwise make yourself! The offer file itself would also include a minimum-fee condition. To accept it, the taker would need to spend at least the minimum fee that you have specified in XCH. But then they would also receive the comparable amount in CATs that you offered. The end result is that your executed spends are now on-chain, and you just paid fees in your favorite CAT! 🤯

36 Hours since launch 230+ unique PFPs claimed 1,200+ trades 8.5+ XCH paid out to community via royalties And a wild @hoffmang has appeared?!?

I like their Swisser Sweets, invented by their president and candy maker Sean Connery

Hey Chia peeps! Transactions stuck? Offers taking forever to complete? Skip the line with fees! Forgot to add a fee and now you are stuck in a queue? No problem, submit again with a fee this time! Oh, you didn't know you could do that? Keep reading! 👇

T-Minus 2 hrs! I know this timing is inconvenient for pretty much everyone, so I will go ahead and spill the beans so you can decide if you want to stay up or not! The event lasts for a full 24 hours, so don't worry about missing anything. I'm calling it "Turbo Mint" and if it goes well, I want to try to do it maybe once a month for holidays or other community events. - 30 minutes before the event, the bot will stop creating new offers. - All existing untaken offers for new copies of over 1300 unique go4s will expire at midnight, right as the space starts. - For the next 24 hours, new go4 offers will be created once every ten seconds instead of the normal rate of once per minute! They will also expire in 4 hours instead of the normal 2-3 days. This means the queue will be full ALL DAY. - This also means that any one go4 like @hoffmang or @bramcohen will only have 6-7 opportunities for minting during this whole event. - All go4s minted during the event will have an additional special "Holiday" attribute in the metadata set to "Labor Day 2025" as well as a custom festive go4me icon in the lower right to visually distinguish it. - The "Holiday" attribute will double the badge score for that go4's airdrops! Seedlings will count for 20 points instead of 10, Diamonds will be 180 instead of 90, etc! - Since all existing offers expire at midnight to start the event, the first set of all offers will be in G4M token instead of XCH. - Throughout the day, offers will be changed from requesting G4M to requesting other community tokens for short time periods. I'll put up some polls and we can vote on which other tokens to use. If you are running a space tomorrow and want to get on the list of tokens, let me know! So far we will be doing $PP and $SP for Tang Gang with @MoJuiceX at some point! - Once the queue stretches past midnight tomorrow, new event offers will stop getting created and everything will go back to normal as the untaken event offers expire. That's it! No other surprises planned at this point but I reserve the right, as always. Hope to see you there!

One time I asked to use the bathroom during an interview and when I got back an hour later everyone was gone 🚩

🍃 🍃🍃🍃 🍃🍃🍃 🍃 🍃 🌱 🍃🍃🍃 🌱 🍃🍃🍃 🌱🍃🍃 🌱 🌱 🌱

Everybody saying "they don't need tripods" should read more G.K.Chesterton: "Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up."

YOU HAVE SIXTY SECONDS TO BE DRY

Well fine I guess we'll just go straight to production then! Over 300 minted in less than 6 hours and the queue is still going! - You tag @go4mebot with your xch address - Your PFP gets go4'rd - You get #1 delivered right to your wallet - Your #2 gets put up for 0.02 and 10% royalty goes to your wallet - When #2 gets bought, #3 gets put up for 0.03 and so on - I get the initial sales price to offset the (very expensive) image generation and (very reasonable) services from @MintGarden_io - You get royalties forever on every trade of your PFP!

NFT for NFT trades already happening on @dexie_space! Looks like Dexie already has a great UI ready to go for the new update. Soon! Thanks @CassFairiesClub for heads up @sethjenks @esaung @hoffmang

The CAT is out of the bag! A while back, @eFishCent asked @Dkackman and I to imagine how chiaswarm.ai can help creators building on CODE. By using a pool of dedicated GPU workers who are paid in XCH, we have a unique platform that can help next-gen creators!

TB?!? Where we are going, we need PB

ma'am, that is weather change, not climate change

what if you could build stuff on Chia using drag and drop?

what if you could mint an nft just by tweeting an image

For those of you who still don't understand that arguing about stuff is not a "problem" - it is freedom of speech. These are all "proposed" notes. Don't be a community notes contributor if you don't want to see how the sausage is made.

I say we promote @hoffmang again tomorrow

GM - how about some Chia TCG Emporium updates? ✅ Added CPU/MEM/Script attributes ✅ Added real-time updates from Dexie! ✅ Moved to Airtable Simple link (no need for signup) airtable.com/shrx3WCgu34gF6T… Full dashboard (requires free signup - see screenshot) airtable.com/invite/l?invite…

You’ve chosen to spend your time here on Twitter, policing others’ time and telling them that their use of time is wasteful 😂

Tag @go4mebot with your xch address to help me test - you'll get #1 of your PFP delivered straight to your wallet and 10% royalties on all sales of copies of your PFP 👀

bro its the first blockchain that uses regret as a consensus mechanism

GOOD MORNING to every blockchain that supports the NFT1 standard

Reality is a decentralized blockchain running on nothing but mutual consensus

Chia Friends #1 secured at Uno Museum! Come on by and take a look at the biggest single collection of #1's on the @chia_project👇

Share a piece of @chia_project lore about yourself.

why didn't they just send them with the cameraman who got that landing shot

Psssssst…..I just followed-back everybody with a 🌱 in their name. Pass it on.

Building your own GPU cluster locally is so 2024. If you have the expertise, you should be doing it for others professionally. If not, you should leave it to the experts and concentrate on using it, not keeping it running. Enter @silicondotnet: let the experts run your GPUs!👇🧵

How about you get started on making twitter API affordable again first

Big words are like bling You think you look rich but you don’t

The triple cheeseburger is $4 craig

Try Hundreds of Beavers piped.video/watch?v=Dm5XHpQZ…

The Butlerian Jihad and You There's a weird phenomenon going on with AI and LLMs right now that is very odd to live through. Usually, the non-technical "normal joe" sees technology as magic. They know it is not real magic, but it might as well be as they have no internal model and cannot conceptualize it except at very basic levels. The engineers behind this technology obviously know exactly how it works, having built every line of code and printed circuit board and component and mathematical/physical foundation over centuries of human exploration. Usually, it is the consumer who is amazed at the new technology. The engineer might initially be amazed, but they quickly build an internal model based on their experience; the magic is quickly lost. AI and LLMs seem to produce exactly the opposite response. Consumers and "normal joes" seem to have little or no reaction when presented with ChatGPT, for example. To them, it's just a fancier chatbot. It's exactly what they assumed would happen; they've seen such things in Star Trek and to them it is an obvious progression. But to an engineer who starts using and depending on them, LLMs are literally magic. The engineer has built parsers and chatbots before and knows how hard (if not impossible) it is when using formal programming logic. The engineer has a basic understanding of the underlying foundation of the LLM but cannot possibly predict the output without running it. It's like having the ability to simulate an entire universe based on some specific knowledge and then querying that universe in our shared language. Magic! I have a feeling that this chasm between consumers and engineers will grow. Unfortunately, this will mean consumers are even more blindsided by AI taking over something in their life, which will cause even more anguish for the now-jobless protestors. Entire religions and political parties have been built on less. All that to say this: never forget that if the real Butlerian Jihad happens, it probably won't be fought against the machines. It will most likely be fought against the engineers who create them.

As per usual, we are attacking this from completely different angles. 😂 Problem: there aren't enough Chia developers. (My) solution: videos "for dummies" targeted at Joe Developer that use normal words that normal developers understand. Sneak peak at my chicken-scratch so far:

Wow - @go4mebot is at over 10k XCH trades in a month. Already #1 in yearly trade count. Over 12k trades if you count G4M and non-XCH trades. Over 13k mints (everybody gets their #1 for free). ~20 XCH donated to @MarmotRecovery. Really overwhelming - thank you! More fun soon!

Consider the following sentence and then try to convince me that text can't be art: "A brain computes a mind and a server computes a cloud, you see? They are analogs, but one is digital." -@0x49fa98

THINK DIFFERENT

That video was reversed At the end you can see birds walking/flying backwards 😂

@seedsnapp re-launch is coming! Snaps will be priced in SNAP token (and maybe XCH). One SNAP will buy one Seedsnapp UNLESS the file size for the snap exceeds a certain size, at which point the price will be scaled up based on the file size. Want to archive hours-long video as a seedsnapp? Just pay a little extra for it! Files are stored on IPFS using Filebase, so you'll be able to pin the files to your own IPFS node as well for backups if you like. Xmas SNAPs will be going out to existing @seedsnapp holders Soon and then I'll be putting up offers on @dexie_space and putting some liquidity out on @TibetSwap. Targeting Jan 1 for relaunch date! Any unsold snaps from the 2023 collection will then be burned forever - get 'em while you can! dexie.space/offers/col15pwq9…

Interesting that you’d issue a pedantic dunk instead of thanking them too

That face you make when you realize you sold your 57th ranked Chia Friend for 4xch (thanks whoever you are)

You can now ask @go4mebot to update your pfp after you change it on X! Here is my new one (first) vs old one (second). Read on for more details! 👇 First, the easy (but slow) method: just change your PFP on X! Eventually, the X servers will delete your old PFP from their cache. When your current highest numbered copy sells, go4mebot will see that it needs to get a new X PFP, at which point it will gopherize your new X PFP, and then finally make the next numbered copy. It will continue the numbering from before; it will not reset to #1. If you'd like to update it faster, just tag or reply to @go4mebot with anything after you update your PFP on X. When it sees a mention, it always gets a fresh copy of your profile from X, including your new PFP. Remember: your new PFP will be used on the NEXT numbered copy of your PFP. Your current highest numbered copy must sell first! Let me know if you have any questions or troubles. I'll be watching the queue!

Ok which one of you enabled Offer Files that support zero amounts on maker/taker side via RPC? I will kiss you on the mouth! Now we can write "checks" and send "invoices." Offer Files just got a lot more interesting! @hoffmang @bramcohen @sethjenks @mouthy @cameroncooper

"Secure the Airdrop" on Chia blockchain based on Secure the Bag by @JeremyRubin 1. NFT creator uses "secure the bag" concept to mint and wrap up multiple NFTs in a "bag" singleton coin. 2. Anybody can spend the bag on-chain and retrieve their chosen NFT as long as they pay creator + royalties and wrap the remaining NFTs up in a new bag (provable via Chialisp) 3. Singleton spend aggregation allows multiple claims in single block, but first-come-first-serve by default 4. Also allows auction add-in functionality: instead of first-come-first-serve, highest bidder wins! 5. All decentralized, on-chain, permissionless possible only on @chia_project