they/she | EVIL and WOKE Bedframe | i love being +50 on block | washed at ggst | priv: @whimsipriv

the steamworks
cavemen after rubbing two sticks together
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so you’re telling me if sonic.exe tried to infect ggst he would have to fight the load-bearing goku
“EXE can hack into the code!!” Gaster the millisecond X does that:

ALT Mahito Vs GIF

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Vivziepop got to him :(
Replying to @leafofivys
#GGST_GO I upgrade the version because there was a lot of criticism!
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is this just a thing every british person can do
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the bedframe has a king's crown in xrd, which is then replaced with a queen's crown in strive, representing that delilah is the new "owner" of the bedframe.
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incredibly rare case of a correct guilty gear tier list
tierlist on how the cast would react getting jumpscared in fnaf
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oh yeah right ggst is actually the last guilty gear game they have to rebrand it to Guilty Guy now
AND IT'S THE GEARLESS SOL HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
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“Come on man, you need to get in Gear!” “Heh, Guilty as charged…”
‘A MINECRAFT MOVIE’ has one post credit scene.
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bedman’s fucked up and evil cousin chairdude
This guy in Yunnan engineered the ultimate Chinese rural uncle mobile
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idk who this was but ur venom was kinda sick ngl
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I WAS RIGHT
is this just a thing every british person can do
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i have a crack theory that bed install is the bedframe attempting to enter IK mode
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go to what
I’m about to go to bed. (this is from the perspective of a citizen in the guilty gear world who is about to go to bed)
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Replying to @BeerStix
carried ass character
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thread of me turning these into guilty gear bc they're peak and i need an excuse to make more people look at them
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You can’t post a random picture and expect people to understand it.
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i cant get over the fact that these are the exact same fucking move for some reason
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rate my totally optimal and practical axl combo
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Replying to @_gurusandhu_
headcanon that the jockington part is in and so it’s a biblical name and/or jockington’s family has been naming every son jockington for generations so one of them will be in the prophecy
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Replying to @0_Lu_2
2fort cow is a Minotaur and source spaghetti is its labyrinth
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art isnt about hot men anymore. its about balatro. because of woke.
1504 vs 2024
Community note
The comedian is a piece from 2019, not 2024 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedian_
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Replying to @Legocraft6373
8th Generation Reinforced High Density Wokeframe
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i refuse to use gock or whatever Elon calls it. i will instead begin tagging random oomfs to fact check things that i know for a fact they are not qualified to answer
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i think i cooked on the new banner personally
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I wonder who this guy’s favorite dragon ball character is
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yeah what do you think they were paying taxes for dipshit
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im putting together a team
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Replying to @spyro776
Chiitan is not formally affiliated with the police and in fact has committed several crimes
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Replying to @funnyvileplume
They could have easily prevented this by adding smeargle 2 and dududunsparce
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That’s actually him screaming in panic as they just released 113 rats into the studio but he had to keep singing anyway
It really scratches my brain when the background vocals go from like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH to AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH For like a couple of seconds when Naoki says the third "out of the box"
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Replying to @curlychopz1
I saw one that was basically just “If kris wasn’t ok with everything that happens on weird route, why didnt HE just rip HIS soul out? is HE stupid?” But like, it wasn’t even satire We need to put these mfs in a fucking contraption and also teach them gender neutral language
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-similar pose -distinct red and black magic coming from the eye (similar to how bedman's IK mode had the unique red and black eye effect) -kills tension gain (just temporarily instead of for a full round) to gain access to what's basically a meterless super temporarily
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Replying to @eesteefeedee
This wouldnt be an issue because they would never forget it under any circumstance
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Replying to @anarkittyjulia
I regret looking at these replies, this is why I moved to bluesky It’s not too late for you to get out of this hell
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Replying to @Luffgod5
Kris has to bring him to the hospital after snowgrave, implying his parents never went to look for him
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how has nobody brought this one up yet
When a show's intro is.. really good, you had to smile like this:
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wow thanks youtube
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Replying to @othatsraspberry
getting kicked out of the casino after putting down blueprints for The Contraption, a shitty doodle made on a napkin, and the script of hamlet act 5 scene 1, then proceeding to throw half of the cards onto the floor
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hey @IHateBedmanjS check out this really cool combo i came up with
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Replying to @mashudoesntdraw
oh hey we’re both in a server called balatro yuri thats cool
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me when someone asks what they can use to keep their drink cool
when im on the airport and someone calls me out cus my passport is fake
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Replying to @Reha_the_witch
*little goblin runs past* what was that. what the fuck was that.
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Replying to @shitposts_mp4
yup kup mentioned no way

ALT Anton Ego GIF

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half of venom's alts......
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ALT Me When I Lie GIF

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this is what bedman does to eat
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this privileged ass character bro😭
awesome fucking ralsei drawing
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idk i have a lot of oomfs who do this actually

ALT Guilty Gear Strive Ky Kiske GIF

all of you with no with red install
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And don’t even get me started on the football I hate that move so much
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not slayer tho, he realized that IK mode was optional the entire time and you can instakill without any drawbacks if you try
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Replying to @chaos_or_commun
he wouldnt be missed
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-both an orb reversal -both 9+4f startup (slow as balls) -both are technically a projectile so no RRC (and baiken cant parry) -both are -39 on block -they do very similar damage (133 for bed, 126 for elphelt) -they have basically the same recovery (70 for bed, 60 for elphelt)
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Replying to @RealHumanVT
iirc lore wise shes no longer british
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Replying to @Kartinonos
oh. that's ghor. that's ghor of my tome.
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Replying to @ANerdNamedJerry
*literally anything happens relating to ggst* the most insufferable, fun hating (and minority hating) incels of all time:
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i should not be trusted with photo editing software
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your mammal beats airdashes? unfortunately mine just eats all my meter and does nothing but it looks really cool at least
Replying to @loveYinghua
kensei is an annoying air dasher i will simply summon the mammal to deal with him
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this definitely isn't perfect but i got 15
How many air stalls can your character do after blocking a Nago blood pop? I got 7 :>
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"gaming is boring" mfs when they get a guilty gear game and main bedman or venom

ALT Always Sunny Love GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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i strive to be this eventually
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there should be more sad sylveon art i think
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Replying to @Yahto1337
grapplers are supposed to struggle against zoning usually
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How do you manage to have 2 completely different designs that are both genuinely peak
What's a character design you love. Doesn't even have to be anything crazy I just wanna see what you all are passionate about.
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they should bring this back as sol's victory animation in strive, his current one isnt cool enough
Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2 (2017)
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now this part is just a crack theory, but the crowns may also be a chess reference, due to bedman's 8 way airdash mirroring the 8 way movement of kings and queens in chess.
the bedframe has a king's crown in xrd, which is then replaced with a queen's crown in strive, representing that delilah is the new "owner" of the bedframe.
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asuka while his opponent is trapped in the blender
Never imagined I’d graduate with an eyepatch as an Artist
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oomf made a guilty gear kissability tier list
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Replying to @Ivaansayh1
why do companies keep adding Al to software for no reason, it's so weird
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is this what oppenheimer felt like
cavemen after rubbing two sticks together
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Replying to @BurntDecaf
she joke on my wee until i *plasma deck balance sound*
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i think this was only possible on counterhit before this patch
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Replying to @gluebeee
He won’t feel any guilt tho
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like the main difference is bedman's having more vertical range and elphelt's having more horizontal range
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Replying to @ILOVEKROMER
Unfortunately venom also has to cover up his tits for this to be possible, we need to thank him for his sacrifice
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One button that does everything? Luckily a character like bedman is too honest to have such a thing Pic unrelated
Why press many button when one button do trick
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Replying to @johnbedframe
Strive “second special in the command list” tier list
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Replying to @V2_GAMING_bruh
it’s worse actually
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art puts up a WHAT
Replying to @thinkiamsad
we live in a political world. art puts a mirror up to that world, and it's made by people who imbue their art, knowingly or not, with their preconceived notions on how the world is and ought to be
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this shit is so peak
What is the coolest character design in media in your opinion😗?
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Transition goals
Trans people will say "transition goals" and then show you this
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*mentions yokai watch in any discord vc* *starts getting recommended tweets about it despite never talking about it here* istg we live in a fucking dystopia where privacy is dead and billionaires will do anything they can to try to squeeze a few more cents out of us
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