20 - its nice to meet you but its even better to meet me. everything I say is a joke unless stated otherwise pfp: @Ald0xAlt contact: golirabusiness@gmail.com
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Oh right I make insanely funny videos
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To this day I don't understand why he put his whole soul into that first line
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sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself to stop bridget discourse for a day
Why did they give A.B.A such a large rump? a humongous behind? a big bottom? a sizable bahookie? a colossal caboose? a stupendous bazoo? a substantial derriére? a king size patootie? an immense bippy? Why did they do that? Is it for lore reasons? Is this Daisuke's vision?
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People are entitled to their opinions
People are entitled to their opinions
People are entitled to their opinions
People are entitled to their opinions
People are entitled to their opinions
People are entitled to their opinions...
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Why did they give A.B.A such a large rump? a humongous behind? a big bottom? a sizable bahookie? a colossal caboose? a stupendous bazoo? a substantial derriére? a king size patootie? an immense bippy? Why did they do that? Is it for lore reasons? Is this Daisuke's vision?
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Sin: Y'know Unika, maybe the real duel rulers were the rulers we dueled along the way
Bridget in the background:
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This man showed up to a royal wedding shirtless
⚡TVアニメ放送開始まで、あと🔟日⚡
TVアニメ『GUILTY GEAR STRIVE: DUAL RULERS』
TOKYO MX/ABCテレビほか にて
4月5日(土) よる22時30分～より 放送開始❗️
#GGSTDR
#ギルティギア
#GUILTYGEAR
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Couldn't even Roman Cancel to this! I bursted immediately! LOL! Clean up on aisle Lars Canyon!
Guilty Gear Edit.mp4
#GUILTYGEAR #GuiltyGearStrive
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GUILTY GEAR STRIVE: DUAL RULERS【Main Visual】
Featuring many familiar faces from the series! Get ready for a brand-new chapter in Guilty Gear!
#GGSTDR
#GUILTYGEAR
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*"I Really Want to Stay at Your House" will be available for a limited time until 2027.
The end date and time of the period will be announced separately. The end date and time of the period may be brought forward without notice.
Why??
#GGST Patch Notes Available Now
Following the maintenance on August 21, the update to Ver. 1.48 for Guilty Gear -Strive- has been released.
▼Ver. 1.48 Patch Notes
guiltygear.com/ggst/en/news/…
#GuiltyGearStrive
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i never understood the millia hate till I had to play against her as a big body
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This event gave us:
-drunk Naoki singing his heart out
-insane tournament
-A.B.A announcement
-Season 4 announcement
-Slayer announcement
Greatest event in history?
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Foreman: he can't possibly have brain cancer, he is only 15 and shows no symptoms!
Patient: I can't wait to go back home and play Johnny in Guilty Gear -STRIVE-!
House:
ALT This vexes me.
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Only people who beat fnaf 50/20 is gonna understand what the fuck is happening
What is Team of 3?
Team of 3 pits teams of 3 players each against one another.
The players fight in "Main" and "Assist" positions. Have a look at the following gameplay footage for a glimpse!
#GGST_To3
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Me getting my shit rocked at evo grand finals after my opponent chooses I Really Want To Stay At Your House as the bg song
Songs from Cyberpunk 2077 & Edgerunners being added to Guilty Gear Strive:
- Run to the Edge
- Cyberwildlife Park
- Chippin' In
- Never Fade Away
- I Really Want to Stay At Your House
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bugs in games confuse me like wtf do you mean the game can't continue because my Faust is korean
[#GGST Patch Notes]
We have released the patch notes for the update patch Ver 1.36 that will be delivered during the maintenance on Apr. 4th.
▼Ver. 1.36 Patch Notes guiltygear.com/ggst/en/news/… #GuiltyGearStrive
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I have never seen a truth supernova till now
"I think Testament would’ve been a better choice than Bridget to influence Unika in a way in Dual Rulers. They’re much wiser and have more of an interesting character arc that kinda feels similar to Unika’s. Also wouldn’t it be impactful if the one to change Unika’s mind was a"+
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How it feels reading other people's reactions to the patch notes because I'm too lazy to read it on my own
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Mr. Arcsys please you don't understand this plus on block fish is all I have I'm nothing without the fish
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Finally finished the gg rev story and
IM SORRY FOR EVER CALLING ROBO-KY A FRAUD AND A WASTE OF A CHARACTER SLOT PLEASE COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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Slayer
Johnny
Potemkin
Slayer
Johnny
Potemkin
"Man lemme switch games"
Ken
Ken
Terry
Ken
Ken
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Oh man if only there were 2 powerful characters who were in the secret service that could've helped UNITED STATES president Vernon in the last episode
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making this image for the last video had me laughing for far too long while sleep deprived
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>open strive
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>open strive
>fight bedman
"yoooo peak fiction"
>fight johnny
"God he's so cool"
>fight chaos
"Ah dear, I need to stop getting so impatient"
>fight a.b.a.
>wait a minute I haven't seen an A.B.A since release
>fight slayer
"ohhh, that's how you mix"
>close strive
"that was fun"
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To my Gio mains, what was this Gio trying to do exactly? Cause the only guess I got is psychological torture
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Me when I try to have fun against a Sol, Ky, May, Axl, Chipp, Pot, Faust, Millia, Zato, Ram, Leo, Nago, Gio, Anji, I-no, Goldlewis, Jack-O', HC, Baiken, Test, Bridget, Sin, Bedman?, Asuka, Johnny, Elphelt, ABA, Slayer, or Johnny
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Study time vs learning how magic works in Guilty Gear time
🔥GUILTY GEAR LORE🔥
today i will explain how magic works, what the backyard is, and how music theory ties it all together 🧵
#GuiltyGear
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I slept to people slightly dooming the patch but overall pretty alright feelings
I woke up to literally EVERYONE (I HAVE NOT SEEN A SINGLE POSITIVE THING YET) saying this is the end for strive
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Here are nerfs I'd give to Potemkin:
- can't use any roman cancel
- his burst doesn't do anything
- can't use his arms
- can't use his legs
- blindfold him
- tie him up
- reduce damage on J.K by 3
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beating the "THIS MF CAN'T DO CHARGE INPUTS" allegations by doing 10 in a row FOR REAL THIS TIME
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