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You know, zero RB was mostly viable because it bucked the market and created value elsewhere.
When everyone adopts it, well it’s not really zero RB anymore. It’s 12 folks playing RB chicken.
Those are different things.
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This is sweet. A man trying to take care of his oddly insecure and social media absent sister.
Totally believable and in no way, shape, or form a complete farce.
I hope you helped this young woman through her politely worded brother who definitely won’t be peeping your goods.
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In separate news, Will Fuller tweaked a hamstring running to the computer to check his ADP ranking after the Hopkins trade.
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Arthur Smith goes to the butcher, buys several beautiful cuts of perfectly aged and marbled wagyu steak.
Then he sits down and eats two hot pockets.
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The year was 2017.
Jay Ajayi was being drafted ahead of Demarco Murray, Todd Gurley, and Christian McCaffrey.
This is a random hype running back tweet.
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Kennan Allen, at 31 years old is now one of eight receivers in history to record over 200 receiving yards in a game at his age. This feat was last accomplished by Andre Johnson in 2012.
His 18 receptions are the most among those players.
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I tried to sell my GameStop stock, but they’d only give me about 25% of what the initial cost was, 30% if I took it as in-store credit.
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Happy would-be 11th birthday to this little life-changer.
Never forgotten, always loved, miss you daily.
Happy birthday, Canaan.
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The “I started Alexander Mattison” Support group will be meeting tonight at 9pm. Coffee and tissues will be provided.
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What does Ladd McConkey have to offer the receiver depleted Chargers?
Oh, I don’t know…4.39 speed with a pretty solid set of hands.
SEC Network
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Mike Gesicki lined up as a tight end on 140 of 784 snaps.
Dolphins franchise tagged a WR for TE pricing.
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Bummer for this guy. He’s an amazing player and was starting the season very impressively.
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I’ve got the 1.01 rookie pick in one league.
Lemme tell you, the trade offers I’ve had have been some of the worst I’ve ever seen.
If you really, really want Bijan, make me an offer that would tempt YOU. Or don’t hit send.
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Sam Darnold leads the NFL in rushing TD’s with five.
Cordarrelle Patterson is second with four.
Jalen Hurts is QB3 in FPPG.
Deebo Samuel is WR3 in PPR FPPG.
Dalton Schultz is TE4 in PPR FPPG.
Just like we all projected.
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I don’t care what negatives anyone has to say about this fan. He’s living his best fan life and dressed sharp. Kudos to this guy.
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When Cheetah speaking about a man’s speed, I’m listening.
Worthy was screaming fast on that play.
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Young folks these days have no idea. But, if you’re of a certain age, you can hear this bad boy in your memories.
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Happy to report a loss. Odd, I know.
@MikeTagliereNFL’s team remains perfect through four weeks.
Never been so happy to lose a match in all of my fantasy career.
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Could use some prayers and good vibes. Wife is sick/symptomatic with Covid. We’re trying to isolate and keep my 9-year old daughter separated from her. My job banished me for a few days to see what unfolds.
Be safe out there, folks.
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Just a 40-something year old dude being proud of earning his degree while working a full time job, part time chasing fantasy football, and trying to wrangle his family and animals.
And yes, that’s a Vizsla hat.
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You know, there’s a chance that Tyler Allgeier is poised to be what Dameon Pierce is being drafted as.
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My darling baby boy would have turned 12 today.
I’ll never stop missing him.
Take some time to take care of your people today. Show some love to those that matter because you truly never know.
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Corey Davis finished with 984 yards and five touchdowns last season. He was playing second fiddle to AJ Brown in a low-volume passing offense. He’s now the potential WR1 for a new coaching staff that chased him in free agency.
Great value at WR54 in PPR ADP.
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If JK Dobbins could get the workload that Akers had last night, woo boy...Twitter would explode.
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🚨 Announcement! 🚨
Thrilled to announce that I will be joining the @FantasyPros team as a #DFS writer for the 2021 season.
Really excited to buckle down, grind some numbers and help folks win some money.
My #Dynasty work will continue uninterrupted at @DLFootball
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Please, dynasty folks. Learn to trade. Trading doesn’t mean only hitting accept if you’re fleecing someone else or countering with something outlandish.
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They say time heals all wounds. Unfortunately, it’s not entirely accurate. Not a day goes by that I’m not missing my little dude. 11 years since that day, gone but never forgotten. Never far from my heart or memory. Never not being loved from afar.
RIP Canaan John Hesterman.
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Amon-Ra St. Brown has a non-zero chance of being the WR1 overall this season.
Tied with Tyreek Hill for second-most targets last season.
Third-most rec. yards.
Fourth-most FPPG.
Oh, and Goff is dome-boy and they have a pile of indoor games this season.
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After a lot of thoughtful reflection, I am tendering my FF resignation. I have never played in the NFL therefore I cannot properly asses the players.
I’m also forced to resign from my day job because I’ve never been an automobile and therefore cannot repair them properly.
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Austin Ekeler has six games this season with two+ TDs.
That’s the most in the NFL.
Mr. @AustinEkeler…keep riding, King.
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The stars are aligning for Kyle Pitts this weekend.
Drake London is out, reducing target competition.
Taylor Heinicke, a gunslinger and with a proclivity to target his tight end under center.
MIN is a mediocre TE matchup.
All things point to a great game...for Jonnu Smith.
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If Viska scores today, I’ll give this rookie card away.
Simple. Make sure you’re following, like and retweet. That’s it. If he scores I’ll pick a winner at random.
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🚨 Breaking 🚨
Excited to announce that @FantasyPros and I have agreed to terms on a one-year extension for #DFS content.
I’m back, baby.
Really excited to get down and dirty with some DFS value plays for the 2022 season.
🔥 LFG! 🔥
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I hate it when my summer knee acts up. He needs to switch it to his fall knee, you know...for football purposes.
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🚨 Breaking 🚨
At 43 years old, I’m finally a graduate. On top of a 55+/week day job, a fantasy football side hustle, and a family, I managed my Associates degree with a 4.0 GPA and on the Presidents list the whole time.
My excitement knows no bounds.
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To all my Dads out there.
Bluey.
Season 3
Episode 27.
You’re welcome.
#relatable
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Sorry, current generation, but Spotify playlists are not nearly as cool as making your own mix tape/CD then giving it an awesome name in sharpie.
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Welcome to the mad house, sir. We love
This game within the game. It has truly deepened my love of the sport over just the love of my real NFL team.
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It's national TE day...name a random tight end.
I'll start: Remember Austin Sefarian-Jenkins?
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Things that are more accurate than this year’s pro day results:
The length of Subway’s foot longs.
Booger McFarlands commentary contributions.
My overuse of commas, per Grammarly.
How much money I tell my wife I spend on fantasy football.
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My wife is working 20 hours in the next 48. She’s a Respiratory Therapist and is obviously on the frontlines of the #COVIDー19 pandemic.
Take a moment and appreciate those you know that are tirelessly working in the medical field with this going on.
My wife is amazing.
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4K!
Not a huge number for some, but I am grateful for the friends I’ve made and the interactions along the way.
Excited to keep growing and helping people with fantasy football and maybe a chuckle or two along the way.
Thanks for riding with me. I’m not done.
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Folks, victory lapping an injury is not validation for a take.
You will all be held accountable for your lies in the fantasy football industry! #nfl #FantasyFootball
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Let’s try this again. If Shenault scores a TD today, I’ll give this rookie card to a random winner. Just be following, like and retweet. If he scores, I’ll pick a winner at random between the afternoon games and tonight’s game.
Good luck everyone!
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DeAndre Swift is rocketing through my RB ranks.
Finished as the overall RB15 last season. In only 13 games.
10th in scoring on a per game basis.
Finished as an RB1 or RB2 in 69% (nice) of his games. Fourth among RBs in targets (78)
Current ADP: RB10
He’s top five for me
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With Samaje Perine moving to DEN and David Montgomery moving to DET, I’d like to see Jamaal Williams move to CIN. I think the fit in that offense is great for his skill set.
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I’m gonna have to have a chat with IT about how they classify the websites they block…
@TheFFBallers
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Through three seasons, Mark Andrews averaged 78.6 targets, 52 receptions, and 701 receiving yards.
2021 totals: 153 targets, 107 receptions, 1361 receiving yards.
That’s not a gradual jump, that’s an outlier.
I like Andrews as a TE1, just hesitant to crown him THE TE1.
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It’s Draft Day and i just got my #SFB14 invite.
This is a great day. This email is never lost on me. I’m just as excited as the first time I got one. So grateful to be back for another season.
Thank you @ScottFish24 @RyanMc23 @FantasyCaresOrg
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Just a casual shout out here. I invited @MatthewBerryTMR to the #SFB11 1.06 chat group. Without prior consent or warning, might I add.
He showed up, asked who we liked at the spot, and absolutely made the day of 74 other people.
Thank you, sir. You brought smiles to the group
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Well, I went ahead and applied for a dream job.
Cheers to chasing your dreams.
Cheers to trying to do what you love.
Cheers to near-crippling anxiety.
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Albert Okwuegbunam’s current skyrocket in price is concerning.
Russell Wilson has not supported better than a TE21 finish since Jimmy Graham in 2017.
No TE since then has had more than 48 receptions, 478 yards, or 4 TDs.
He’s a sell at his current inflated cost.
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Halfway through the bag, they completely fall apart. It’s weird.
Special @Raiders edition @Tostitos chip bags hitting stores in Southern Nevada. #vegas #raiders #raidernation
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Gain exactly what is blocked for him. Not an inch more. He is fastidious in this regard unlike Gibson who occasionally galavants further than what was allotted.
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Kalen Ballage being shipped back to Miami after a failed physical and a botched trade is the most Kalen Ballage thing that could possibly happen.
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The excitement doesn’t dwindle. So excited for #SFB13 and excited to see people get their invites, spread some charity love, and make new friends.
Let’s go!
Thanks @ScottFish24 and @RyanMc23 for everything that goes into this.
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The first person I’m questioning about the disappearance of Robby Anderson is Sir Purr.
Feel like there’s a motive there.
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Boom! There it is. 🔥
Thanks for the invite, @ScottFish24!
Looking forward to new friends, good times, and hopefully a love draft of experience.
#SFB12 🔥
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Two things.
1. Was not his throwing shoulder.
2. Josh Rosen went to a fairly comparable situation also and hasn’t been given a fair shake since.
Otherwise, I can see where you’re coming from and agree with some of it. Honestly, he could flourish elsewhere.
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Confession time. I can’t nap. I always emerge foggy-headed and cranky. Short nap, long nap; same result. I’ve given up.
What’s everyone’s take on a nap?
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I made some mistakes at work recently. The kind that cost the company some money. I felt/feel awful about it. I don’t like mistakes and I’m always trying to improve.
Then, I remembered that Daniel Jones has 51 fumbles/interceptions in 27 games and instantly felt better.
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Did I make mistakes today?
Yes I did.
But I didn’t stab anyone in the lung, so I got that going for me.
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