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finishing 17th and getting champions league via europa, which we only got because we won the FA cup after finishing 8th
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source:
EXCLUSIVE: Man City expect to be relegated to the Championship after their Premier League hearing. #mcfc
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slot has spent 6 weeks telling anyone who will listen liverpool have a long ball problem
villa come to anfield and start playing tippy tappy football in their own box
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fut champs deadarse used to be 40 games over 2 days and people actually did it
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i do hope PGMOL take into account the extenuating circumstances (the fact that klopp is a cunt)
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we actually had a 26 year old di maria on our books. we need to kill van gaal
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this is a common misconception. the “studs on the ball to bait the press” technique was actually pioneered by mark corrigan of JLB FC
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just get me my prescription please mate
Kai Havertz is an easy litmus test for ball knowledge. Elite player & teammate
#arsenal
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the running
@ThisIsMS2
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bit of trivia: amorim has the worst win percentage of any manager in united’s history (25.93%), falling below jimmy murphy who took over as caretaker when most of the squad was killed (27.27%)
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good enough for a team that finished 10 places above us, good enough for the champions league semi finalists but not good enough for the manager who finished 15th
🚨 Barcelona advancing on deal to sign Marcus Rashford from Man Utd. Offer via intermediaries loan + buy option. #MUFC have agreed - not done but final stages. Flick approves 27yo England int’l; suits #FCBarcelona on football/financial level @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6077622…
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when footballers were proper blokes before the game went woke. in 2024 they would have cuddled in the tunnel and told each other it’s ok to open up
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knobbie mainoo🔥 calm head on young shoulders, he makes it look so easy
Brentford are the first team to have 80+ (EIGHTY!) touches inside the opposition box in a single Premier League game this season. 🏕
#BREMUN
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the highs supporting united are so good, we have a few of these moments of ecstasy every season no matter how shite we are
Our top 5 moments of the season:
1). Onana's penalty save against Copenhagen
2). Højlund's first PL goal
3). Mainoo's beauty against Wolves
4). McTominay's late brace vs Brentford
5). Amad's goal to knock Liverpool out of the FA Cup
Agree?
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i’m thinking of starting a podcast where we discuss and debate football topics that aren’t getting enough attention (foden vs saka, kdb vs hazard etc.) would you guys be interested?
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we’re hiring lee mack as director of football. finished club
Jason Wilcox has resigned but Southampton will not release him from his contract until they have agreed a fee with Manchester United. #mufc #mujournal
[@alex_crook]
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if you can recognise the side profile of a pornstar from a tiny pixel in the bottom corner of a clip you belong in an asylum
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we had
shaw at 18
rashford at 19
jogba at 23
lukaku at 24
innah lillah how did we mess that period up
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snowflakes in the replies, you can’t even laugh at someone missing an open goal these days
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hate this viewpoint. this is the difference between cole palmer being one of the best footballers in the world, or being sat in the dressing room cleaning bernardo silva’s boots
I’m of the belief that young players should prove themselves with the opportunities they get and force the manager’s hand into playing them more often, not run away from the problem at the first opportunity.
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34 years of premier league football you’ve found 4 good players and a long list of nobodies. that’s definitely very encouraging for wirtz
The '007' insult is being used to discredit Florian Wirtz and other players who start slowly in the Premier League.
But Thierry Henry is the ultimate proof that judging players' goals and assists return after seven matches is deeply flawed.
@Conor0Neill_ explains why Wirtz and those who take time to make an impact should be given some licence... to chill.
🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/6682769…
Community note
Jack Harrison scored on his Premier League debut against Liverpool on 12 September 2020.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Harr…
bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
mlssoccer.com/news/jack-harr
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everton are just too proper. they’re far too proper to lose the last ever goodison derby, what a club
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there’s no way a little webcam business gives you this level of wealth. he got this rich selling courses to mugs promising he’d make them rich
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2027 tweet “what happened man” with this pic when we’re 7th and they’re all failed talents 💔
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klopp and liverpool bullied a struggling gay man and cost him his livelihood. won’t hear the media tell you that though because they’ve got the press in their pockets too
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isn’t it funny that almost everyone who was old enough to watch zidane talk about him him like he was an alien, but then people on twitter who were 4 years old at the time will tell you that actually, he was rubbish
This Zinedine Zidane video is incredible.
nitter.app/videoburnertc/status/1…
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it’s ok to treat rashford and sancho differently based on the fact that one of them is good and one of them is shit
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so apparently we have the power to poach our main rival’s CFO in the space of about 2 weeks yet the glazers have spent a decade putting their mates (who haven’t got a clue about anything) in charge. how are they this incompetent
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nah this power play from liverpool… give us your best player or we’ll lock ourselves out of ever signing him. masterful gambit from sir michael edwards
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i’ll tell you something, and i’m not ashamed to admit it. my estimation of these two as men just fucking plummeted
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ineptos talk a lot of shite given they’re the ones who spent 200 million on shite like ugarte and zirkzee
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mudryk being shit is crazy because that liverpool cameo was so good, showed almost everything you could possibly want
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you ever deep how close liverpool actually came to a quadruple, if villa held on for 15 minutes the momentum would’ve probably carried them through that CL final. thankfully gerrard ruined everything for them just like he did when he was a player
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just been on the phone with the premier league and apparently they’re giving liverpool the 3 points today because vidic got skinned by craig bellamy in 2009
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nahhhh what a shocker that was from vidic, sooo lucky he didn’t play in the social media era
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if everton think he’s worth 80m then maybe they should pay him enough to reflect his apparent worth
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this isn’t true. liverpool players don’t get paid, they live off bread and water (until liverpool release their accounts and they have a top 5 wage bill in the world)
🔴 Hugo Ekitiké (23/🇫🇷) will earn around €15-16m gross per year at Liverpool. He‘ll be a #LFC player soon. 💰
Medical tomorrow, contract until 2031.
Eintracht receive €90m plus €5 in add-ons. @Plettigoal @SkySportDE
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he’s improved bares, he was missing open goals that time rooney brought him onto the pitch when we won the league
Kai Rooney's shooting technique is so impressive, and I love how we uses both feet.
Serious talent ✨️
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this looks like a tiktok of someone pretending to be grealish as a pisstake
The art of defending 🔝
#RMANAP #UCL #RealMadridNapoli #ChampionsLeague #RealNapoli
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reminder that this guy told us ten hag was “klopp out of possession, pep in possession”
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i’m so glad for the arrows, now I know salah will be making runs towards the corner flag. thank you for the footballing education sir
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if city win 4 titles in a row with back to back trebles we actually need to kill pep
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just for some context, i went to portugal last week and i was credited with 4 goals in the portugese league just for stepping off the aeroplane
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is it fair to say the only difference between united last season and united this season is that rashford isn’t scoring every game
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my brother tried getting himself addicted to uni work by popping a snus every time he revised, now he’s addicted to snus
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the last sentence ffs. did we really try pushing this deal as a negotiating masterclass
🚨 Manchester United will pay Atalanta fixed fee of €75m + €10m add-ons for Rasmus Hojlund. 20yo Denmark striker has agreed 5+1yr contract - still needs to be finalised. #Atalanta were seeking €90m, but #MUFC secured a package worth €85m @TheAthleticFC theathletic.com/4725584/2023…
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3 of the best, he’s made them pay. and that completes a wonderful hattrick
Liverpool latest: Xabi Alonso now unlikely to feature on final shortlist to replace Jurgen Klopp.
thetimes.co.uk/article/liver…
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liverpool will still win this but the klopp disrespect during the summer is predictably looking very stupid. people really thought they were upgrading on their best manager this century because they weren’t playing “3-2-5” twitter tactico ball
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just put salah’s contract in the bag bro
Two girls at a restaurant, nearby table. Probably in their early 30’s. They barely spoke except for when they were taking pictures of each other on their phones and discussing filters and poses. Food arrived, took pictures of the food. Took pictures of the drinks. Filmed the restaurant. Discussed filters once again. Posted the pictures. Then constantly checked who saw the posts and who ‘liked’ or commented. Barely ate anything - too busy texting nonstop. This isn’t an exaggeration but I really think that throughout the 2.5+ hours, neither of them let go of the phone for more than 45 seconds in total. I actually felt sick observing that.
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more evidence trophies in the VAR era don’t count.
13 league titles in the era of honest, upstanding, reliable refereeing
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i cannot believe a referring decision is a talking point after a team conceded 7.5 xG
Dubravka catches Jota's ankle.
Dubravka admits to catching Jota's ankle.
Only Jota knows whether he was genuinely unbalanced or somehow — why? — happier to go down in front of an empty net.
But either way it's NOT A DIVE and VAR was 100% right to not intervene.
The end.
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i once beat my brother to a pulp for football. if i close my eyes i can still picture him weeping covered in blood.
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this is the sort of striker market where liverpool (in our position) would just sit back and observe, and reassess next summer
it’s not like there aren’t other areas of the squad we could improve, we finished 15th ffs
#MUFC narrow striker search to Ollie Watkins + Benjamin Sesko. Club in touch on both players to figure out suitability + cost.
Nicolas Jackson ruled out due to Chelsea demands.
Watkins is Premier League proven, Sesko has high potential ceiling.
More ⬇️
nytimes.com/athletic/6521471…
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first time watching “szo” and do we have another case of liverpool hyping shit players while no one’s watching or is he just having a bad game
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sold gabriel for van twat, worst move in history
🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️
🧱 Saliba and Gabriel holding it down
🇮🇹 Calafiori in at left-back
🪄 Trossard returns to the wing
Let's do this, Gunners 👊
ALT Raya Timber Saliba Gabriel Calafiori Rice Zubimendi Eze Saka Trossard Gyokeres Substitutes: Arrizabalaga, Mosquera, White, Hincapie, Martinelli, Norgaard, Nwaneri, Merino, Lewis-Skelly
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reminder that ben doak, with a year left on his deal, cost 25m this summer
NEW: #MUFC and #CFC close to agreement on Alejandro Garnacho for deal around £35m to £40m
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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