What the actual fuck is going on here @VirginiaDMV

I’m confused…a city in Texas with 67k people doesn’t want to send $4.4 million of their taxes to Israel and the governor is saying it’s antisemitism… Am I missing something here?

At the DMV and selected “no” on the online form to being an organ donor, said no on the paper form here, and now have been asked 2x if I want to be one…I said no…and then just got asked “are you sure” What the fuck is going on here

The Harris campaign is going to be a case study on how hiring theater kids as your social media managers can lose you a campaign

This is so awesome. This is what life is about.

Me at the Olive Garden

Bro is def on the Epstein list to be tweeting like this

Dating a latina

Showing the nephew the NORAD Santa tracker for the first time

I want a columbian nanny...for myself...

They will be hearing from my mom!!

I’ve spent like 6 months in DC and this city is so full of theater kids and losers it’s unreal

My mom said she can take us to the civil war tomorrow if ur mom can pick us up

Get to work

Pic goes too hard

Time to send the geriatric politicians into retirement

This is so fucking funny. Would crush vodka sodas with this guy 1000%

The thing that returns the balls at bowling alley

Love visiting the alma mater !!!

The least diverse place in any airport is always the boarding gate for a flight to Denver

Hang it in the louvre

Whatever

The four major cities in America are: 1. Arlington, Virginia 2. Alexandria, Virginia 3. McLean, Virginia 4. Falls Church, Virginia

First thing I’m doing when it’s warm outside in Arlington

If elected, I promise to send Murray hill guy to Alcatraz

Always fun to walk thru a lil protest! It’s a fundamental right!

Hey @SouthwestAir - uh one quick question… How the fuck does this happen?

Biggest Ls of the week: - Ted Cruz (never coming back from the Tucker interview) - Mike Lee (is absolutely no longer based) - Chamath (has a permanent spot on this list)

You ask for tougher battles and then God sends you a 5’10” Latina with a law degree who played D1 tennis and has a dog named after one of your favorite presidents

Oof

- Weinstein - Epstein - Diddy I’d like to make a prediction: Michael Rubin and his yearly “white party” is the next pervert shit that falls

Gorilla grip

Currently got lotion on it and stroking my shit

JD Vance’s sister is a WOULD

<go> fetch

You mean the mayor who was at every club / restaurant opening and whose biggest accomplishment was implementing trash cans and giving illegal immigrants $10k debit cards got indicted and is turning himself in next week? Wow that’s crazy. Who could have guessed

Rich Handler drunk and partying in Miami the day after a 28 year old employee dies.

Just had a Vietnamese coffee and holy shit I see why they won the war now

This loser (@MurrayHillGuy1) threatening to sue someone for cyber bullying is exactly how this saga should end… I’ll gladly represent pro bono against this small and sensitive lil man and put him in the ground

Would prefer to hand deliver my browsing history and texts printed out each day to the Chinese embassy than have the devil incarnate own Tik tok

I am pro H1-B visas for thiccc Latinas

This is so awesome. This is what college athletics is about, but more so it’s the apotheosis of how we should act and uplift everyone around us

I get so fucking angry when I get a whatsapp notification. This is America - do not text me on that thing. Don’t use an android. Assimilate or die.

Over a day after a 28 year old associate at Jefferies died, their CEO who bought a $65 million yacht recently) Rich Handler has still not made a statement - this is very telling to me about what’s going on… He did have enough time to get drunk in Miami last night…someone so foolishly had an IG story with him in it…it’s now deleted, but thankfully many people screen recorded it and sent it..to be clear, it’s not just me, @HighyieldHarry and @down_to_finance who view you as evil, it’s all the junior bankers and anyone with a heart The reporters I know are very cautious on articles because they know Jefferies is on full damage control…”Rich Handler is buddy buddy with you as long as you follow his narrative, but once you don’t, he comes after you” is what one reporter said to me. Since I know you’ll be reading this (even tho you blocked me 🤭) there’s nothing you can do from stopping people having outrage at a preventable injustice. I hope you take time to evaluate yourself as a man and realize that your narrative (“be a good person” in your bio) is gone and the only way you can save yourself is by understanding your ego, apologizing, and being a leader to actually implement meaningful change so this doesn’t happen again anywhere on Wall Street. You can keep fighting a battle that you will inevitably lose (this is because the truth cannot be defeated) or you can…”be a good person”

Pulled a 180 this year… A year ago was preparing for a house party at my place in NYC and dating a stripper… Today, I’m in my Latina lawyer girlfriend’s childhood home in rural CA and her mom is cooking me a breakfast burrito… In the past year, I developed more of a relationship w God, stopped drinking, slightly matured and became more aligned with my full purpose in life Inshallah looking forward to more in 2025

Be passionate about something.

3 junior investment bankers have died in the last 12 months from overwork. This is preventable. The only way to change this is through grassroots pressure on social media to rise up to mainstream media outlets and to be so unrelenting that CEOs like Handler have to change their culture and value their junior bankers as human beings, not replaceable cogs in a wheel. I haven’t worked in banking in a few years, but happy to work with @HighyieldHarry, @down_to_finance and others to protect anyone’s identity and help them get their stories to the NY Post and WSJ to keep the pressure going. If you want change, work with us to change it - these people don’t have as much control as you think. One crack breaks the dam.

As part of Project 2025, we will be transitioning from Gucci Jordaans to American made Alden loafers with tassels

You mean giving the morbidly obese girl $20 million to figure out how to talk to young men didn’t work?

Most men have no backbone, have no idea who they are, have no beliefs…case study:

Me within 5 min of meeting anyone

So when you buy a @RIMOWA it’s actually not a lifetime warranty… They’ll tell you that they will replace your damaged suitcase and then two hours later follow up and say they made a mistake and tell you to go through the airline… What a fucking joke…what’s another brand to buy?

My DMs are an insane place…

Prediction: this won’t work. Bankruptcy incoming…HUGE misread on the pulse of society

Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Lady Gaga’s dad endorsed Trump OMG I am so confused what to do here and can’t think for myself Going to have to wait for the Rizzler to chime in before I determine my decision inshallah

Disagree with this: “A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.” The ethos of America is creating the jock that was also the valedictorian and the prom queen who volunteers with charities…

Story time: I booked two nights at the @RitzCarlton in DC for my gf’s birthday… At about 2am, we hear a domestic situation in the room next door - fortunately for the woman next door, the walls are paper thin… I open our door and I see the male, who we had heard literally beating the shit out of the woman next door. He starts advancing towards me - luckily, we had ordered room service and I was able to grab a knife quickly… As the individuals, who was ~25-30 years old, advances towards me, he calls me multiple racial slurs. Once he sees I have a knife in my hands he runs down the hallway. Luckily, Jasmine had already started to call 911 at this point - the craziest thing? Of the two phones in the room, neither of them worked unless they could be used on speaker…so she had to use her cell phone…thought this was the @RitzCarlton right? Best part is I’m in a bathrobe that keeps coming undone all during this ordeal… I close the door and then the “security” comes up and I explain the situation about 5 minutes later…as I am explaining the situation, the guy comes back. I had put the knife down, and at this point the closest utensil I could find was a fork, so I grab the fork and have to walk back out into the hallway because it was clear that the “security” wasn’t going to be able to ameliorate the situation… The individual advances towards us again, I have to make it known that this isn’t exactly a situation to fuck around in with me holding a fork and he then runs down the 8th floor hallway again to a stairwell. I ask the “security” if they want me to go get him, because the MPD is coming at this point… As a former D1 sprinter, I’m relatively quick, and I sprint down the hallway in a bathrobe with my dick and balls flying around out in the open and round the corner, re-tie the bathrobe and enter the stairwell… One security guard is talking with the individual. He calls me a few more racial slurs, rather creative ones too, and he starts to advance at us again. Being in a small, confined area and knowing that back in the hallway it’s three women - the victim, my gf, and an employee with a walkie talkie…I’m not gonna allow him to go back in the hallway, so as he advances back up the stairs towards me and I go down and have to take my right shoulder and body check him into the stairwell wall… He hits the wall and rail, stumbles and falls, calls me more racial slurs and runs down the stairs like the coward he is. I go back to my room and call it for the night. The manager has been made aware and I’m very much looking forward to calling up someone very high up at the @RitzCarlton today and letting them know about this situation. Wild ride, but thank god for room service.

This is so pathetic. The poor wife. Ur sending emails and missing your own life, grow up

Please read: to those of you following developments of the tragic and preventable death of 28 year old Jefferies associate, Carter. It is clear based off what has been shared with me by people within the Jefferies tech team in Dallas and friends that Carter was victim of a toxic and abusive workplace culture. Many sources have confirmed that C-level management spoke with Carter about the abuse in his group and were aware of the actions of two MDs…this conversation of COO and Carter occurred the week prior to his preventable death. There is even more to this story once the screenshots of what Carter said to others about the culture, behavior, and actions of two MDs come out. In addition to the comments from reports given to me, it’s rather suspect that Wall Street Oasis removed posts with over 150 replies on Carter’s death and Jefferies’ toxic work culture, it makes one wonder whether there is a coordinate plan by those who have the means to intimidate media and think they are above free speech. NOW, I have heard from credible sources that Rich Handler has conflicted out at least 3 of the top attorneys in Texas who would take this case. Given the timing of it all, did he do this within a matter of days after the death? Was this all orchestrated before an official statement was made? Before Carter’s family had the opportunity to seek answers? Before some sort of justice could be served, or even sought? So how does one do this? According to sources, people in theses positions with these means are able to call up “friends” and retain “top” lawyers (practicing and retired) with a handsome half a mil retainer fee. Why would one do that you ask? Well, because it creates a conflict of interest and their hands are tied if and when the family sought their legal representation. So who are these “top” lawyers? Well, one certainly made himself known when he gave a whooping to Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (@TXAG) last year. One has to then wonder the influence this has on the State. AG Paxton, are your hands tied now? The people want to know. It is truly unimaginable and rather surreal to think something like this could have been orchestrated. Something so truly anti-American, attempting to remove due process by manipulating the power system and exerting strength because of how much money one has. This is directly contrary to Thomas Jefferson’s intent when he wrote the 14th amendment…that no state can deprive a person of life, liberty, or property without due process of law. And, wouldn’t this slant the court of law? What about the scales of justice? Do they now tip in favor of the dollar? Are we left to seek justice by a trial by media? If @elonmusk is right, and we are the media now, I ask that all those who feel strongly about this and want the truth, for people to be held accountable, and for the consequences of actions to be received so change will be created that a preventable death will never occur again…I ask you to use your own voice and connections to call on the Texas Attorney General to look into this and if needed, the @TheJusticeDept, to look into corporate manslaughter charges against Jefferies and whatever other charges are deemed appropriate. Public sentiment is growing, so keep fighting. As Thomas Jefferson said “I consider trial by jury as the only anchor ever yet imagined by man, by which a government can be held to the principles of its constitution.” Thank you to my lawtina gf who edited this and thank you for your attention.

If subsidizing early retirees while you can’t afford a house, have student loans, medical debt, etc., angers you, then the solution is to vote The median age in this country is 39, but the median voter age is early 50s… Most congressional races are determined by their primaries so in reality 5-10% of the eligible electorate is determining the election… For example VA-08 is a D+26 district - so fully determined by the primary. The incumbent has run unopposed 3/4 elections, and the last time there was a primary was 2022 So in 2022, ~39k dem primary voters determined Beyers victory in a district that had ~490k registered voters…open primary state too… So ~8% of registered voters determined that a 70+ year old would represent an area of 776k people with a median age of 37… Democracy is only for those who participate 🗳️

The great reset is beginning.

Larry Fink paying for Ramona Singer’s X account and not deleting the old posts is the fucking funniest thing ever

10g’s per day of creatine monohydrate is now required for males under project 2025

You don’t hate boomers enough…

I did not know the kid in the middle was autistic and when I initially saw this, I laughed bc I thought it was bc he didn’t like being around Vivek (who I don’t like) so I found humor in it I just saw a post by the dad (will share below) about it and realized I was wrong and in mean spirit and should share that so others don’t make the same mistake I did

Oh my gf is mad at me? This is a perfect opportunity to do my RFK jr impression

Still no statement from Rich Handler. This was preventable. Jefferies knew. There are 4 people responsible. I have received screenshots of texts from Carter to his friends that prove it. His friends and coworkers have shown evidence that proves that this was preventable and driven by the culture of Jefferies and specifically by 4 people. These four people know who they are and each individual needs to make a public apology for their actions. The three of you and Rich, do as he says and “be a good person” and apologize before it gets worse. Blood on your hands.

I see no reason why, at a federal level, Election Day is not a National holiday and a ID/passport shouldn’t be required Poll taxes and literacy tests were absolutely discriminatory and were implemented to prevent certain groups from voting However, I have yet to see any coherent justification (aside from just saying “that’s racist!!!”) as to why a ID/passport isn’t mandatory…

Yeah this guy needs to get sent to El Salvador at this point

A vice president at Goldman cannot afford to live in Greenwich…uhhh what 😂

Turning 33 this week and wanted to quickly write down a few thoughts to younger versions of myself: The things that I wanted the most when I was in my mid-20s like: - a law degree from UVA - to work at the top bank on Wall Street - a two tone Rolex - a blonde gf with big fake tits Ended up being the least important (and funniest bits) to me. Things that actually were the most important were: - using that law degree only one time to help a friend - leaving Wall Street to go on reality tv - not needing to look at what time it is - being able to love with all my heart It ended up being the things that scared me the most that showed me who I am and it was exactly those things that built me - not what I had planned my life around or thought would be the measures of my success. 33 is going to be a big year and it’s everything that I’ve failed at and that has scared me that gives me the confidence to say that I’m only going to continue to use my voice to say my opinions and stand up for what I believe is right

Retarded take. “$2B in M&A closed” - bro that’s one deal in the big leagues, this isn’t about you.

Horrible take: “Employers love hiring athletes, but is it worth a 170-point SAT trade-off? That’s roughly equivalent to a 12-point difference in IQ—a meaningful gap.” The “IQ gap” is made up by EQ and competitive ability - why student-athletes and veterans are better performers in the workplace than nerds

Ok - gambling, porn and weed are leading to the decline of our society Whenever someone tells you how to vote, always question what their motives and financial interests are

Get in loser, we’re sitting at the Cruel Kids’ Table

Dating a Latina:

Please tell me why corporations should not be banned from owning single family homes?

Have been tweeting about how prediction markets lead the polls for 18+ months now, so I like to follow Kalshi and Polymarket markets on active races... On Polymarket, I've gotten VERY curious about this account "dubdubdub2" - the largest holder of YES for Zohran, so I broke it out trade by trade Account was created 1 month ago and has deployed ~$1.2 million in only two markets... On the YES for Zohran, the account has put in $411k alone in the past 2 days...and the buys seem fully sequenced right when he starts dropping below 93 cents... All the buys are exactly correlated when price starts to drop as if on 10/5, 10/7, 10/16 and the past two days an algo is being used to artificially push market back up over desired thresholds... Kalshi has YES for Zohran at ~90 cents, so I'm wondering if polymarket is artificially inflated in this market by this account? Other concerning thing is that the funding wallet for dubdubdub2, when you trace through the intermediary wallet has ~$15.6 million in it

Bro running for VA senate seat named Hung Cao is a Vietnamese immigrant who went to TJHSST and the Naval Academy is passing out these coins saying “I want my senator to be hung” and I LOVE it

Good morning to my new follower, @joeziemer - Head of Communications for Jefferies! What if the below is a screen shot from your TMT team’s deck that a client sent me bragging about “24/7 Execution Support” by Jefferies junior team? What if there are texts from Carter to his friends (immediately prior to his death) stating that Jefferies worked him 11 nights in a row until 5am on a deal? There is much more to come. Even your clients don’t support your actions.

Honestly tho both Vance and Walz came across as way more likable than Trump and Kamala tonight

When I’m in America…I only want to see the American flag 🇺🇸 I do not want to see a Palestinian flag 🇵🇸 I do not want to see an Israeli flag 🇮🇱 I do not want to see a pride flag 🏳️‍🌈 I only want to to hear people who support all the other flags discussing how we can be better and accept each other here, at home, first This shouldn’t feel controversial, but I’m fascinated at the reception this will get

BREAKING NEWS FROM MY DMs: whose got ideas?

A while ago it came out that Harry Sisson is a paid influencer by the left (ok, fine, I’m not here to debate that)…he was born in Singapore and is an Irish citizen…an article published yesterday said that he wan’t an American citizen and thus can’t vote… Now it comes out that Ian Miles Chong, who lives in Malaysia and also can’t vote in the US, is paid for by the right and is now advocating for big soda and for SNAP benefits to continue to be used for them…further creating race and socioeconomic disparities… When I get elected to office, I am going to draft and introduce the most punitive bill to punish foreign citizens acting as influencers in our elections so that if they ever dare to step foot here, they are arrested at the airport and after given due process, face years and years of lock up, so that it prevents all these fucking grifters from daring to do this in the future I am unapologetically for protecting our democratic republic and I hope to punish all foreign actors who try to influence our people

The plan? We do the israeli pager thing but in vapes and sell them in brooklyn and portland

Like I say, there is no show like Virginia politics - enjoy the AG debate tonight!

Plz make it stop I can’t take these posts anymore

Me 3 manhattans deep at the plaza bar talking to an Asian businessman who I don’t understand about the need for campaign finance reform tonight

Gonna pop off for a sec and not everyone will agree, but as a millennial with a 92.5% male following, let's ride: Young men ARE falling further behind... This is a product of many factors...the biggest being the educational system forcing, from a very early age, boys and girls to be held to the same standards...we're not the same and (especially at earlier ages) don't learn the same To focus my narrative, I'll only talk about myself, but I believe it's representative...I went to public school until 3rd grade when my behavior problems got too out of hand and had to go to Catholic school...I find it interesting that my behavior problems increased each year as the daily time for recess went down...started at 60 minutes/day and it was down to 15 minutes by 3rd grade (representative of a national trend)... Next, in a classroom with boys and girls, being a young immature boy gets you PUNISHED very quickly...so naturally I started accumulating more and more demerits and the angrier I got at the teachers...I didn't want to sit still in a seat...that then leads to most kids getting put on ADHD meds (which we have very little long term data on and having done them as an adult, I can say this is not gonna turn out well for kids long term when 15% of them are on this and most likely misdiagnosed) thankfully my parents didn't put me on them... So I'm having behavior problems, I had a speech impediment (which led to bullying), and was generally angry at my teachers for further punishing me...it wasn't working I never got above a B until high school (I even failed music class in 3rd grade for behavior problems)... Not until I was in high school and working out two times a day was I able to concentrate/just be more mature. I had a phenomenal history teacher who was a hard ass and would kick me out of class sometimes, but it was the first time I was challenged in school and felt that there was a direct correlation between the teachers behavior to me and my own behavior - it inspired me to be better (as well as a passion for history)... Things didn't click for me until I was challenged - this is the case for many boys...again boys learn differently (and in most cases later) than girls do I ended up being able to work through a speech impediment, get straight A's, go to law school, blah blah blah but that wouldn't have been possible without having great parents, which many aren't as fortunate for, and thus school becomes even more of a formative factor that can lead to a young man giving up on himself because he's in the wrong educational environment The more we try to punish boys for having too much energy or having some fun and demonize natural behavior and the more we medicate our youth, the more lost young men we'll have... I could go on and on about this but the more broader society, from an early age, penalizes boys, the more lost young men we will have and the more society will decay Feel free to argue in the comments wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/yo…

Nobody can stop you from answering your phone by saying: “talk to me” It’s still legal.

Can someone ask Rich Handler to address these rumors? I can’t because he blocked me a few years ago after I posted about harassment going on in their m&a group after about 12 or 13 ppl who worked there emailed me about it…. He also told a large investor in a company I’m involved with that “he’ll ruin me” But hey, he has “be a good person” in is bio No matter how much money he has, he’ll always be scum

BREAKING:

This is really fucked up and wrong whatever your political views are.

I don’t wish to see my 600 lb life on my timeline thx