lying ass libra ⭐️ (@CelyCreamalot + @bubblyqueefs)
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people that dont like water genuinely confuse me like i be drinking so aggressively haha gulping and swallowing so hard… water spilling out my mouth and on my boobs… moaning and.. breathing heavy…
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no because why would you go to the seafood restaurant for seafood seriously
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cant believe the standard is now “will he peel a fruit for you” straight women are victims
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i slept over at this SLUTS house and why theres a drawer in the bathroom full of brand new toothbrushes.. is this a brothel im gonna be sick
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saying “is this all you talk about” when someone is talking about their interests is so unnecessarily cruel and fucking evil
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you a dirty ass bitch if you eat salt & vinegar chips. go wash your fucking ass
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yall look real stupid talking to grok on the timeline btw since nobody else gonna say it
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im not even gonna ask why he has shea moisture body wash and a pink hibiscus body scrub in his shower
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men should be tweeting about NBA finals and they’re arguing with women about postpartum depression
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bowling tonight w sum so handsome ima ask him if he wanna recreate one of #those gifs
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flat with his entire body weight on me and his arm around my neck (i cant breathe)
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how long into a relationship do you start talking about living together and be serious 😒
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parasocial doesn’t even make sense in this context yall say anything😒 you meant psychotic
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“this person is afab” how do u know and why do u care and why r u telling US like WE care
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“its a joke” “its a metaphor” “its a bare minimum test” well right now its a trend on tiktok to record yourself asking your partner to peel an orange for you, just to see if they would. if that alone right there isnt embarrassing enough for you idk what to say
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oomf was talking ab their love for vinyl and posting pics of their vinyl collection and there was a few people saying things like this. made me kinda uncomfy so i dmed to let them know i wanna hear more and now we’re exchanging vinyl collection pictures fuck u all
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i smoke and do this for 5 hours nitter.app/fluttercutz/status/167…
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europeans are some of the stupidest people i’ve encountered in my entire lifetime
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mini mouth wash and extra bonnets, someone also mentioned female razors (i actually like this one)
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heres their response to articles being written about them with this headline and another video where they answer questions they’re tired of answering.
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