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tbt to when i accidentally booked a non-refundable hotel and i was trying to get exp*dia to cancel it like 2 minutes after booking and they said, “no… but we can change the date” so i asked them to change it to the year 2099 and they just refunded me 😭
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im just remembering how my roommate and i were so broke one day, we went wedding cake tasting as a fake couple at this bakery 😭😭😭
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i believe the term you are looking for is boiling
I no longer fry chicken in oil, now I do it in water after learning this recipe
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Cooking in water does not fry food. It happens at a lower temperature, 100 C (212 F) while the maillard reaction which creates the change in color, flavor, oder, and the caramelization process occurs at 140-165 C (280-330 F).
masterclass.com/articles/maill…
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LMFAOOOOOOOO SHE TOOK OUT A MEASURING TAPE CUS HOMEGIRL WOULDNT SOCIAL DISTANCE... AN ICON!!!
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tbh there’s really no point in going to the movies anymore… just wait a month or two, and it’ll be on streaming
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The $1,200 stimulus checks sent in April 2020 would now be worth $9,000 if used to buy #Bitcoin
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hiding your man’s face even after marriage is crazyyyy 😭😭 is he on the run
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telling your daughters no one will marry them because they woke up at 12:02pm is crazyyy 😂😂
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i swear this man never has a fresh haircut but his fine never decreases... do you understand the power that this has?
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i know that walk back home was QUIET. 😭
guys?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This video was first uploaded on 1st August on TikTok by user @gerald.akiiki and has nothing to do with the recent movement of the rapture. This is a regular practice by Christians in Uganda where people go pray at the "Cavalry Hill" in Mirama.
nitter.app/messmerot/stat…
monitor.co.ug/uganda/magazin…
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i fear lip licking is only attractive when black people do it because what is he even licking fr 🧍🏾♀️
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it is 8AM i’m sitting next to an uncle at the airport, he is going to paris. his flight leaves at 5pm
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so i had to look it up, she gave birth in January…. these texts are from February and March?… she’s said before that she had severe postpartum depression… im sorry but that’s so evil of him to use that against her wow
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this is what is meant by physical touch… its not everyday sex sex sex 😭😭
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tiktok girlies will be like “do these workouts to grow your glutes” and you go on the profile and it’s 🇬🇭 in the bio
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the replies talking about areolas are killing me… men are the easiest to fool fr 😭😭😭
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sometimes it seems that christians believe more in the devil’s power than God’s 😭
Why are Christian’s so scared of everything? I saw a Christian woman on TikTok saying Victoria’s Secret perfumes/mists are demonic?? 🤣 ppl are in the comments agreeing — one even said she started seeing demons when she used The Ordinary products… religious psychosis is real😭
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not a littering challenge
The #LoveDontCostAThingChallenge STARTS NOW !!!! Can’t wait to see your renditions. ✨😎✨
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im sorry but getting told to go back to your country by an immigrant is WILLLDDD 😭😭😭
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i’ve never seen a hidden face done on a girl before 😭😭 and fire??? is she satan??
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he’s literally like, “didn’t somebody tell you this is an ALL WHITE party!?”
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you guys are...... easily impressed.
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french people have the best ‘insults without insults’ lines… 😂😂😂 “il s’agirait de grandir” “faut évolué” “concentre toi”…. like-
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girl on tiktok said her friend matched with a guy, set up a date and he stood her up... then this guy saw her by herself and they hit it off, they got married.... come to find out, the husband was the guy who stood her up from the dating app... he made himself "save the day"?? 🧍🏾♀️
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the need for christians to participate in some trends that oppose their values… needs to be studied 😭😭
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personally i prefer the second one... the middle finger + ring finger combo is powerful when it comes to carrying grocery bags
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two factor authentication to hide the BACK of your man’s head is crazyyy 😂
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this might be the best nose surgery i’ve seen on a black person because usually…. it’s giving Whoville 😭
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black people smoking just hurts my feelings… like look at me, this is not us 😭😭😭
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stories in the Bible kill me sometimes… like imagine getting sold into slavery by your brothers cus your dad gave you a Canada Goose jacket
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this is how i feel when i’m near a bus stop at 3pm and all the high school kids are done school
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idk why ppl keep saying this emoji 😬is a smile… cus every time i see it, this is what comes to mind:
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so many churches were founded out of spite after beefing with members of their old church 😭😭
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THE UK GIRRRRLLLLSSSS AND THEIR WIGGGGSSSSS 😭 i would sell my dad’s whole side of the family for the secrets
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Excuse me ma'am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
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tbh dubai is one of those places, even if it’s allowed, i would never even dare 😭😭
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the fact that out of 7 people, only 2 are black and one is on the wall… 💀
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if you had to search all the way to 2013, and this was the best tweet?… then i have not been hating enough 😭😭😭 let me lock in come 2025 LMAOOOO
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let black kids be kids.
let black kids be kids.
let black kids be kids.
let black kids be kids.
let black kids be kids.
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there’s some lyrics that you just have to skip because the power of the tongue….. 😭😭
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you’re 36… lets find you some jeans that fit so you can live up to your podcast name 😂😂😂😂😂
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african parents kill me with their “what will we say when people ask”…. you don’t have to answer ?????? 😭😭😭
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she was catfished… sorry thought it was clear 😭😭 the husband pretended to be someone who was more conventionally attractive on the dating app… used someone else’s pictures.
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pls but why does it need to be called a solo date with yourself… why can’t it just be called… going to eat 😭
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french twitter is really comparing rich ass kimye who probably eat at fast food restaurants once a year to regular people who eat fast food often to justify why you shouldn’t expect an expensive dinner on a date .....imagine. 💀
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please y’all, deliver yourselves from the shackles of instagram bodies and go outside
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iphone apps right before you delete them
as formigas quando eu deixo uma comida cair no chão
nitter.app/pauloouvitor/status/13…
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when you see something weird and you make eye contact with the other black person around
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going through a breakup in an african household and acting like you’re fine because you’re not supposed to be dating? 😂😭😂😭😂
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lol if i find the tiktok i’ll just link it but for the confused….💀???… the husband used pictures that were not him on the dating app so she was expecting someone else on the date. but obviously that person doesn’t exist, so him showing up to save the date was the whole plan
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