“…yes. Father. I shall become a bat.” |📚: Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
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Reviving the substack I started last summer, here are some quick thoughts on Kane Parsons’ Backrooms!
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one of the most fun things in DC comics is when Batman shows up in other characters’ books and instead of being cool and mysterious he comes off like a rude weirdo
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whoever saw this dude and was like “yeah that’s spider-man” was a genius
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the store owner is correct and if you disagree you are actually Morally Bankrupt
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A person who just heard me say “I like movies” managing to pinpoint with 97% accuracy the most popular movie I haven’t seen so they can ask me if I’ve seen it
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Christopher Nolan watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011):
Christopher Nolan on casting Devon Bostick in ‘OPPENHEIMER’:
“Rodrick Rules! He has his moment, very much so.”
(Source: tiktok.com/@guywithamoviecam…)
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Watching this clip will make the average family guy cutaway gag look like a masterpiece in comedy writing in comparison
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this clip is so funny because what this guy is saying is so fucking insane that he’s like the only person to ever get nathan to actually break character
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do you know why it’s called “avatar: the last airbender” and not just “avatar”
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don’t know the name of the actor who played Einstein in Oppenheimer and i have no intention of learning it. just gonna pretend this is the real guy.
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gotta be borderline impossible to read this panel as anything but remorseful horror
I keep seeing people saying they read this line as “oh what a loser” in the comic… was I the only one that read it with like his voice breaking as he said it as a desperate attempt to console himself regarding what he’d just done??
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people joke about Peter Parker being miserable all the time but like seriously can you imagine a guy dressed like a goblin throwing your girlfriend off a bridge and killing her right in front of you and you gotta go back to college the next day like nothing happened
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I love how much of this movie is just the invisible man flipping someone’s hat off their head and then 40 bewildered police officers going “egad! He’s escaped us again”
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this is actually the most necessary sex scene of all time. if he doesn’t have sex he will literally die
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there was a point in the movie where me and the dude next to me both did this move at the exact same time
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people on here will come on here and, with full sincerity, claim that a show would be bad if the most important character in the series was arbitrarily removed and believe they’re making an insightful comment
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will smith smacked someone and takes full accountability, apologizes, and in general handles the entire situation very well meanwhile every other terrible person in hollywood does things that are far worse & are allowed to continue working without even acknowledging their actions
Will Smith says he “completely” respects if audiences aren’t ready to see him in his upcoming film #Emancipation: thr.cm/jrvcrud
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Nintendo’s legal team after someone generates a single video of Luigi
OpenAI claims companies must opt-out of having their copyrighted characters and content appear in Sora
Legal experts say companies have grounds to sue:
“They’re setting up this false bargain where they can do this unless you opt out. And if you don’t, it’s your fault. That’s not the way the law works"
(via @THR)
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he’s actually right about this
Chris Evans says if making comic book movies “was easy, there’d be a lot more good ones.”
(via: @laughingplace)
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that captain america post credit scene is a genuine all timer because it exists solely to laugh at people like this
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what if hulk was called freak and ate ass and sucked toes
#WhatIf Season 2 introduced Freak, an alternate version of Hulk! Our breakdown: thedirect.com/article/purple…
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“saga villain” “build up” bro he fucking Eats Planets. the only build up you can even do is the silver surfer showing up to be like “bad news fellas. he’s gonna eat the planet.”
Galactus is reportedly the main villain in ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’, with Javier Bardem named as top choice for the role.
Marvel are currently searching for an actor to play Silver Surfer.
(Source: theinsneider.com/p/jennifer-…)
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they’re about to stumble their way into adapting the actual plot of secret wars
Marvel execs have begun to reconsider focusing on Jonathan Majors’ Kang for the next saga.
They are now discussing backup plans including pivoting to Dr. Doom
(Source: wp.me/pc8uak-1lDbvS)
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her: i’m coming over you better not be hugh jackman vegeta when i get there
my stupid ass:
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really love how you can see the absolute terror on Jimmy’s face. his entire life and career is flashing before his eyes
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darth maul is kinda like the prequels version of boba fett in the sense that he’s a complete fraud loser who people love because he has an awesome design
I want everyone to remember that Star Wars really made it so this child defeated this grown ass man in combat at least twice
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act 1: jason statham seeks justice for a phone scam victim
act 3: Jason Statham Must Storm The White House.
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in the time between season 1 and now i’ve read the entire comic twice, graduated high school,
came out as transgender, and finished my freshman year of college bro how much more do i need to accomplish before they drop this shit
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what if doctor strange
was called doctor freak
and he ate ass
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘴
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ryan coogler is so real for putting michael B. jordan in all of his movies and then going “this isn’t enough. I need an additional Michael B. Jordan.”
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I do think it’s funny that Ethan is literally just a different character entirely in this one
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MCU wanda fans aren’t real comic book heads because everyone knows when your fav does something reprehensible you’re supposed to basically act like it never happened or say it was so out of character it might as well not be canon
Some y'all Act like she controlled them Voluntarily, when she was clueless she was causing them Grief... But y'all try to ignore that FACT
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my favorite part of Dune lore is that all space navigation is performed by a bunch of spice addict mutants that are so coked up they can see the future
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really is crazy how this is just head and shoulders above basically every other superhero movie
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like stranger things has been going for four presidential administrations and it’s on season five bro😭😭
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“what if the horror movie protagonist had a chainsaw hand” is among the greatest ideas anyone has had in the history of moviemaking
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“The Batman is a better Batman movie but The Dark Knight is a better film” is a bad take because The Batman is actually just a better movie than The Dark Knight in general
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> “we don’t deserve the impossible”
> doesn’t elaborate
> k!\\s h!ms{lf so he can film an Alien
what was his deal
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“spider-verse is gonna-“ no it isn’t.
‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE’ earns the biggest opening for an animated film ever.
Read our review: bit.ly/MarioDF
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generally i think most heroes’ first reaction to meeting him should be “what the hell is that guy’s problem”
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the only evidence you need to understand how terrible the marvel studios production process has made things is that this movie and Quantumania were shot by the same cinematographer
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the fact that this is insanely unprofessional aside, jamie lee curtis has a lot of fucking nerve saying this shit after taking home an oscar she absolutely did not deserve at last year’s oscars
why is Jamie Lee Curtis telling Bella Ramsey to "shut the fuck up" for reading a script they didn't write?
what a weird hill to die on, they're only 20 yrs old like hop off you Zionist POS
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I think him coming out of retirement to support his son will reflect positively on him and that refusing to be in his son’s movie out of concern for his legacy would be an infinity more embarrassing decision
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what i gathered from this video is that if you try hard enough you can record yourself saying literally anything and with the right clips make it look like joe rogan is agreeing with you
Bro said drug addicts are weak.
Community note
This video is digitally altered and was made by the satire page “Entrapranure” and comedy group “Friday Beers”, known for inserting themselves into podcasts or quoting Tom Hardy on things he’s never said.
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something i loved in Part 2 is that he’s an incredibly angry character but Bautista does a great job of making the audience aware it’s because he’s frustrated and afraid without it being explicitly stated at any point
Also shout out to Bautista for an underrated role as Rabban bc it's easy for a guy like Dave to pull off intimidating menace but his role evolved over the two films & he displayed real vulnerabilities that almost made you feel sorry for him lol solid work fr
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someone in the replies said john wick 4 and i cannot for the life of me figure out what part of a guy running around killing people with guns and nunchucks for 3 hours is pretentious
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people when “suicide squad kill the justice league” is about the suicide squad killing the justice league
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the use of peter’s supporting cast in this franchise is so weird. almost every single one of them is borderline unrecognizable compared to their comic book counterpart
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The scene where all the people get like digested and the screams emanating from Jean Jacket in the following scene are some of the most terrifying shit I’ve ever seen
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I haven’t played TLOU 2 but I assume the show is just at an immediate disadvantage because from what I gather a key component of the game is forcing you to play as Abby after she murders Joel which would evoke something I do not think television is capable of replicating
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you know feyd was pissed off when he died because he was def planning to steal the Chip and Shatter line and he knew he was never gonna get to use it again
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Dune: Messiah is crazy because throughout the entire first book there’s basically no mention of real world history but then halfway through Messiah Paul just starts comparing himself to Genghis Khan and Adolf Hitler
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Matt Reeves: we have finally finished the script for the most anticipated comic book film of the decade
Kevin Feige subplot:
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the half second aspect ratio change right as he gets blown to smithereens is so fucking funny
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I JUST FOUND DVDS OF THE ORIGINAL SW TRILOGY WITH THE THEATRICAL CUTS IN A RANDOM DRAWER IN MY HOUSE
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Ethan: alright I need to find the other half of this key
Benji and Luther subplot:
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watching this again is making it evident to me that Ned Stark is literally just Leto Atreides
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kevin feige watching a guy who doesn’t even work for him leak shit
Steven Yeun will be playing the superhero Sentry in the #MCU, confirms Robert Kirkman!
Here's what you need to know about the Sentry: thedirect.com/article/steven…
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so there’s just gonna be a movie called “dead reckoning part one” now
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Aaron Sorkin Social Network Sequel. Oldboy 2. Indiana Jones Reboot. The Mandalorian and Grogu. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Netflix Original Sequel. $1 billion box office for the live action Lilo and Stitch. American Squid Games. Kevin Feige.
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Apollo Creed is the hardest fictional character name of all time. nothing else comes close
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why do y’all always include the black widow one it’s not official and it’s weird as fuck
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RIP to the Dancing Destroyer, the King of Sting, the Count of Monte Fisto, the Thane of Pain, the Prince of Punch, the Master of Disaster, the One and Only, Carl Weathers ❤️
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