I tweet a lot of articles and spiral about the Lakers. Retweets are mostly endorsements.

brooklyn
Gahdamn you really gotta plot ya moves early in this life
Kamala Harris spent New Year's Eve at Barack Obama's campaign headquarters in Des Moines, Iowa, in 2007. She was one of his earliest supporters, and now today, former President Barack Obama just endorsed Kamala Harris.
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I strongly dislike this new trend of not listing features
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Popping up from seemingly single to engaged >>>>>>
So, uh, some personal news to share ... I’m engaged
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This definitely white people’s business, yall be safe man
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Did Dom Kennedy change his name to Larry June or that’s a new rapper?
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Sabrina Claudio watching Snoh Aalegra escape twitter cancellation 😭😭😭😭
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If you want a feature just say that
Ima let y’all finish.... But you got me fucked up you think I ain’t voting for Ye. 🇺🇸
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Replying to @ClutchPoints
In addition to the jumper, the young king also inherited that melo defense gene I fear
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Replying to @ESPNNBA
Why has Denver been talkin so spicy????
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Musta been the DEI @elonmusk ☹️
Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash techcrunch.com/2024/04/19/te…
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(having an obscenely large amount of rapid tests/results)+ wearing masks/social distancing works *****
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When you say “please see attached” in your email and forget to attach it, but Gmail/Outlook reminds you and doesn’t send 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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Reminded that people struggle with simple reading comprehension when I realized y’all think the trains haven’t been cleaned in 115 years, as opposed to the tweet meaning they stopped the overnight service for the first time in 115 years to clean the trains. Both are nasty tho yes
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Tryna get that one year vet min, respect
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When I recognize the fire sample in a song w/o Google
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They lock the door when we walk by then turn around and do shit like this lmao
Incredible video shows a cheetah on a hunt jumping into a jeep to find a better scouting spot. The passenger stayed quiet and didn’t make eye contact so the cheetah didn’t see him as a threat. abcn.ws/2uwpTjq
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When you get the “Attachment: 4 images” text
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These are the people yall are arguing with on the internet btw
OPEN THE SCHOOLS
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My average stat line when going out with the homies:
Rajon Rondo today: 2 Points 7 Rebounds 25 Assists
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Replying to @kendalljamaal
I like it. Support ya unc!
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When you forgot to turn the code switcher off for your coworker
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I was numb at first, but picturing their last moments together, knowing what was coming just finished me
Kobe Bryant was on his way to a travel basketball game with his daughter, Gianna. Those aboard the helicopter also included another player and parent, sources told @wojespn. There were no survivors of the crash, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
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Time is a flat circle
Uber's launching shuttles in NYC to take people from Manhattan to LaGuardia • 14-passenger vans • Trips every 30 minutes • $18 to and from the airport • Three pick up/drop off locations (Port Authority, Grand Central, Penn Station) It makes a lot of sense, 15% of bookings last year came from airport trips
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Snapchat really died an unceremonious death. Crazy
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Everything about the United States’ handling of the coronavirus is an international embarrassment. Truly. By legitimately every measure
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AI is getting crazy.
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Replying to @williamlegate
Extremely concerning
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Replying to @ShamsCharania
Got them boys hittin the panic button, sheesh
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Sam whiteout
What white person would hurt you if they came out as racist? Mine is Ryan Reynolds and Maury
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Beychella reruns and chill
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I love Jazmine Sullivan’s music for many reasons, but especially because it’s honest.
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The idea of working from home forever isn’t attractive to me. The option to.. sure
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Y’all taking time out of your day to listen to Nicki Minaj? Time you can’t get back?
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Nothing wrong w a 10% COVID surcharge for restaurants in my opinion. Service industry struggling
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Replying to @mcten
My son tryna ensure he gets PAID this summer >>>>>
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The sleep schedule has really just gotten ridiculous at this point
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Kings if she threw him on the story but not the TL he’s temporary, remain patient + focused
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Biden really skated to the democratic nomination. That’s so crazyyyy
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Walked by an unrecognized black guy at work, gave him the black guy nod, and he ain’t return it. Literally shaking
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Damn y’all read drake long ass caption? What he say
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Draymond really said he’s better than Sir Charles? Like he was deadass? Lmaooooooo
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Just put in my two weeks. Unprecedented times indeed...
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"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."
“Avoid Smoked Fish, Roasted Corn & Plantain If You Want To Live Long” – Expert Says:: goo.gl/t3Czal |
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Apparently you're supposed to bring cold weather clothing w/ you if you're going to San Francisco in the DEAD of summer
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I can’t believe TORY LANEZ is the hill cats are dying on. Truly
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🗣🗣🗣 WHO ORDERED GRATUITY?!
What is the blackest question you've ever heard?
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Day 26 slander will literally never be tolerated on this side
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Logged in to see democratic congressmen taking a knee in kente graduation stoles so imma try twitter again in a little lmao
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I’m not gonna lie to y’all, I have no idea who “Andrew Tate” is.
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Can’t believe how much energy y’all are giving to Ye. Protect your peace.
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I do miss when politics had to at least maintain the facade of decency. These new MFers are proudly disgusting
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Replying to @statmuse
Really tried to sneak David west on there , eh?
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Replying to @mymarvelouslife
This is CRAZY
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Guys vs. girls getting into the club
Removing unripe tomatoes with an optical sorter.
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This. Tired. That’s the word I’ve been looking for. I’m just... tired.
Broke me.... we really fighting for our lives against our own kind and really have to take risk and match the level of hatred that we are born in .. I’m tired 🙏🏾 prayers for my brother and his family
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Dynasty Warriors never needed to resort to pitiful media tactics to help them win. They were just inevitable. Sad to see it
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Lied
In 2017 I'm tweeting less and going out more. Don't forget this tweet
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Pulled up to New Haven cuz big sis @Ivuoma was honored with the Revolution Award at the #YaleAFAM50. Beautiful event and salute to 50 years of black excellence at the house.
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A rando on the train keeps trying to airdrop me this and I’m getting anxiety. Lmao
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First day back in the office and all my coworkers asking me questions.
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I just wanna recreate this pic but the way my life set up, lmao
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Deleting all my IG stories the morning after a very drunken night out:
ain’t got time for the old me
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When you run into a coworker on the walk from the train and now have to sacrifice your last few moments of solitude and serenity <<<<
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Apparently she tweeted nigga in 2016 but said it was her homie and the twitter activists are taking her word for it because who doesn’t love I Want You Around?!
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Live look at Taylor Swift right now
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As the weather warms up I’d like to remind my fellas that replying to an IG story is NOT considered a DM slide, don’t fret
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Coworker: “Wow whoever wrote Trumps response to the tragedy needs to write them all. Seems like he cares” Me: “Yea, the victims were white”
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It’s about to be August, which is essentially the end of summer. That’s insane. I feel like I havent fully summered lol
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Replying to @wojespn
KUZ!
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That last sentence is a doozy
This. EXACTLY this.
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College hoopers gotta keep goals in their wallets cause y'all won't pay them for the millions in revenue they generate. Sad!
Joel Berry II keeps a list of basketball goals in his wallet. One bullet point remains: Win a #NationalChampionship ble.ac/2nwbLhp
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Replying to @dailytrvisxx
Pornography.
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Instagram starts showing they name first when they like other people’s photos
Question for the TL: what’s your personal indicator that you’ve caught feelings?
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Sounds like people on Twitter
Willow really be sitting at that Red Table, agreeing with shit she ain’t never experienced .
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That’s enough maya.
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Worst coach in the playoffs, not particularly close
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earthquake bringing out accounts i aint seen actively tweet since the obama administration
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Church Update. 12:46pm. Sermon begins -- Pastor: "Okay y'all, I don't have much time today so I'll be very brief..."
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I was on FB last night (yes, I was that bored), and this girl I grew up with 1. came out and 2. also got engaged to her baby daddy’s OTHER baby moms. They’re raising their daughters together and the shared baby dad is now aware. Always interesting stuff over there
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I just opened IG and no bullshit 9 of the first 11 stories were Barack and Michelle lol
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I reply to Snapchat stories all the time but I can't really reply to Instagram stories cuz Issa DM and I'm not really built like that frfr
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Me the next time I go to the office, apparently
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Just imported my W-2 into TurboTax for shits and giggles and there’s NO WAY what they saying is right so let me just go enjoy my weekend and look up accountants next week 🫶🏿
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I literally do not understand Drake and Hov’s relationship.
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240k dead and country didn’t bat an eye, wild
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Bro this chick I went to school with is expecting another kid and put this on fb, I was CRYING
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This. I’m staying strapped w masks on trains/planes/unknown automobiles. I haven’t had a cold in damn near a year
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A slight selection of my savages
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You couldn’t use the house phone and internet at the same time
Without revealing your age, what's something you remember from your youth that today's youth wouldn't understand ?
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Replying to @ESPNNBA @russwest44
Can she please teach russ
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The “well done steak” is an excellent subtle drag. A+ work brother
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If Georgia pulls through y’all owe this KING an apology!!
Rapper 2 Chainz describes Biden & Harris as different, transitioning from that into his song “I’m Different.”
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Didn't realize toddlers actually ask if you have games on ya phone til kickin it with my oldheads kids lmao
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Damn... I really be lying my ass off about my weekend to these people every Monday, that’s crazy
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When you only uploaded 8 pics all year and can’t do a top 9 <<<
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