DALLON W. FROM SLC (Not using E-Lawn Twitter anymore. Head to Bluesky.)
Salt Lake City, UT
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Dear @FoxNews , please stop playing our music on your network.
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Amongst a few other small hiccups, our original tour bus burst into flames & died a horrible horrible death.
However, the very kind @troyesivan sacrificed a spare bus from his tour so that we could continue.
Thank you, Troye for the generosity.
I owe you a sandwich.
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I Dont Know How But You Can Pretty Much Say Anything You Want After The ‘I Dont Know How’ Bit, And Everyone Will Think You’re Extremely Clever And Attractive.
Also, everything is hunky dory.
Also, where’s the album?
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iDKHOW ALBUM SPOILERS:
Big boy riffs
TikTokable moments (v. important)
The devil a coupla’ times
Adult themes & situations
Noise portfolio
Angst
Perspicacity
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iDKHOW ALBUM SPOILERS:
It’s going to be an emo album just kidding I would never do that to you.
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Congratulations. You have been assigned to: GLOOM DIVISION.
Please adhere to all practices, guidelines and subconscious instructions.
WHAT LOVE? Is out now found.ee/GLOOMDIVISION
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We started this band in secret. We didn’t want anyone to know who we were. Maybe because we forgot ourselves, too. Thank you, for taking the time to help us remember.
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Them: Why do you have backing track guitars live? Thats lame.
Us: Its cheaper, & easier to travel & perform as a 2 piece. Plus bass is better & besides that, who cares because I played them in the first place anyway?
Them: I see now that I am, & have always been dumb. Thank you
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iDKHOW ALBUM SPOILERS:
1: CHAOS ARTPOP
2: 90s BRITPOP
3: 70s YACHT ROCK
4: 90s R&B POP
5: SLEAZY GUITAR RIFFTOWN
6: 30s + 00s GARAGE ROCK
7: SCI-FI SLUDGE N FUZZ
8: INDIE ROCK HARMONYTOWN
9: OLD FAMILIAR
10: NOISE PORTFOLIO (w Sax)
11: THE HAPPY ONE
12: BIG HEAVY FINALE
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iDKHOW ALBUM SPOILERS:
I like it a lot.
& I think it’s pretty good.
How good? Good enough that other people will probably like it too. Not everyone, but like a good amount of people. Like more people than you would think. & it might even win the award for ‘Best Ever’.
That good.
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✅ Start secret band
✅ Tell no one/deny everything.
✅ Make everyone wait way too long for a record.
✅ Feed off of the everlasting dark energy of their pain.
✅ Glitter makeup
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I Dont Know How They Found Us But They Did However I’m Not Quite Sure Exactly How They Did That.
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iDKHOW Album Spoilers:
One of the songs is three minutes and thirty eight seconds long.
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I know we joke a lot about how long this record is taking. We wish we could put it out tomorrow. & while Covid certainly hasn’t helped the process, we are grateful to those fans who are waiting patiently for circumstances to change. We hope you’ll still be there when they do. -DW
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I’ve been thinking about it a lot, and I have decided to use good lyrics for the new record.
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I’ll have no more of this “give this man a break” stuff. I learned a valuable lesson about passwords. I have one less social media account to babysit, and a very nice person gave us a very nice bus to use.
Things aren’t so bad. Now let’s all have a lovely tour.
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iDKHOW Album Spoilers:
Some people will enjoy it.
Other people will enjoy the kind of music that iDKHOW doesn’t make.
Everyone wins.
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WHAT LOVE? Pre-save now
found.ee/IDKHOW-WHATLOVE
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Things that must go:
“It’s for science” &
“Asking for a friend”
You don’t have any friends, and science isn’t real, so stop it!
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WARNING! EXTREMELY REAL TRACK-LIST:
1: Tangible Fortitude
2: Pragmatic Appendage
3: Third One
4: Real
5: Another Song
6: TikTok Hit
7: Actual Titles
8: Corporeal Wean
9: Sensible Footwear
10: YOU try putting a record out for a change! Not so easy now, is it tough guy (The Song) ?
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iDKHOW Album Spoilers:
There’s only four things wrong with it.
...But we’re fixing those.
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SCORCHING HOT iDKHOW ALBUM UPDATES:
I’m not going to listen to it again until y’all can too.
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In cooperation with TELLEXX, we here at iDKHOW are proud to present 'Razzmatazz' - a presentation of music and the spoken word. The new album will be released on October 16, and the lead tune "Leave Me Alone" can be enjoyed right this minute.
found.ee/razzmatazz
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Why choose such a confusing name? Here are some helpful tips to understand why:
1: Band was a secret for 1st year
2: Makes dumbs angry, which is hilarious
3: Excellent for gatekeeping. (If 8 syllables is too many, we’re probably not for you)
4: All band names are terrible anyway
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When people complain about our video aesthetics not being 100% time period accurate...
Do you know how much that crap would cost!?!?
‘Cause we do!
Use some freakin’ ass imagination, ya idiot!
The end
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We here at iDKHOW are proud to present our debut album ‘Razzmatazz,’ a presentation of music and the spoken word.
found.ee/razzmatazz
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Thank you, to everyone who made 2019 so wonderful!
We’re incredibly grateful for your support, but as we start a new year, please don’t forget how important it is to support each other as well.
iDKHOW started as a secret.
Thank you for finding us.
Love,
Bamd
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Sometimes people are upset that I didnt choose a GOOD band name.
Like The Beatles, or Mumford & Sons, or Toad The Wet Sprocket, or Hoobastank, or The Band, or Mott The Hoople, or Butthole Surfers, or Red Hot Chilli Peppers, or Greta Van Fleet, or Biffy Clyro, or Cage The Elephant
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It’s so weird to me when anyone refers to us as an emo band. No offense at all if you enjoy that kind of music, but I’ve just never been into any of it in any kind of way. I feel like It would be less confusing to call us a ‘Hair Metal’ band.
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I WANNA RELEASE IT 5 MILLION YRS AGO BUT TOO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED ALL IN A ROW CREATING DELAYS WHICH IS MILDLY IRRITATING EVEN THOUGH I FEEL TOTALLY FINE AT THE MOMENT ITS JUST THAT ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IM YELLING BUT IM ACTUALLY VERY CALM RIGHT NOW
Hey @idkhow if you wanna release idkhow2 on my birthday (Aug 11th) like I suggested you only have two months to go now…
Clocks ticking, better get a single out soon ⏰
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RED HOT FLAMING iDKHOW UPDATEZ THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!:
Im working on everything for the album that isn’t music.
Which is a lot.
I also havent listened to it in a long time, ‘cause I said I wouldnt.
I remember it being good though, so…cram that in your cram hole for now.
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ULTRA SECRET iDKHOW FACTS THAT NOBODY WAS EVER SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT:
The original cover for ‘1981’ ⇩
I got talked into adding text to the image, since it was a first release.
I wish I would’ve kept it, though.
Ambiguity is so much more fun.
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Album update:
There’s a fist sized rock of concrete stuck in the downspout extension drain of my rain gutter & I can’t get it out.
I’ve tried like seven different things.
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Remeber when all of our gear got stolen out of my hotel room, and then the stealer got put in jail & we got all our gear back & now we get a check from him in the mail any time he makes any money?
Lol.
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HOT NEW ALBUM UPDATES:
Tax info for all individuals and entities who worked on the record have been collected and properly filed with the US tax commission, in concordance with current federal laws and applicable guidelines!
🔥 ROCK AND ROLL! 🔥
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The video for a song called "Choke" is now available for viewing. We invite you to retweet this visual content for a chance to win merchandise.
(l (•) .) found.ee/chokevisual
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In upstate NY to finish this thing. What thing, you ask? I didn’t say because I’m being mysterious.
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Hey folks, it’s 3AM in Poland & Some joker hijacked my personal @DallonWeekes account & changed my login info.
Someone also uploaded an old Brobecks album to Spotify illegally. Same people? I dunno.
I’m just a guy who wanted to play some music.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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iDKHOW Album Spoilers:
One song is inspired by the 1976 sci-fi film:
‘Logan’s Run’
(Real.)
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Bamd is proud to reveal the visuals for a song called Choke. The long-forgotten video is now available for viewing on @YouTube.
(l (•) .) found.ee/chokevisual
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She’s a 10, but she’s got like two whole albums worth of songs that she can’t get recorded and released until the next tour is done, but even then it’s gonna take a while and she’s really frustrated about it.
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iDKHOW ALBUM UPDATES,
THE MOVIE:
Starring:
-An actual timeline of events!
-Lots of work to do!
-Burt Reynolds somehow
& featuring: My anxiety!
Coming not exactly soon, but at least I know things now!
Rated R
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iDKHOW proudly presents the official visuals for a song called "Social Climb." Give it a view, won't you?
found.ee/socialclimbvideo
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We cant afford auto tune. Good thing we don’t neeeeeeeEEEeeeEEd iiiiiyeyeyiiiittaah! (I sang that last part.)
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That great!
NOT sued.
I realized my bass was super close to the color of the album cover for 'Razzmatazz' by @iDKHOW , so I put the stripes on it to complete the look. I think it looks very cool 😁
p.s. stream 'GLOOM DIVISION' it'll solve all your problems
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After 14 high-energy shows this month, we regret to inform fans that Dallon has unfortunately lost his voice and won't be able to open for Waterparks tonight in Denver. Dallon expects to make a full recovery very soon; fans can find Ryan @ the merch table after the show tonight.
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iDKHOW ALBUM UPDATES:
There was good news yesterday, and I heard all about it!
Isn’t that great?
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Someone informed me that my music is for middle schoolers. I wasn’t aware, so I checked the Spotify demographic numbers.
If it’s true, then I’m very disappointed because these people need to study more.
(Also, 60+ folks, I want to party with you.)
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iDKHOW ALBUM SPOILERS:
It sounds like ADHD.
I didn’t know that while I was making it. I just made it sound the way it did in my brain.
After meds, & experiencing what I call ‘Quiet Brain’ for the first time in my life, I came to realize what I’d made.
I wonder what will happen...
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Umm....WHAT!?!???
Billboard chart movements: @idkhow's "Choke" debuts at #40 this week on the Alternative Songs chart. It is their first song to chart.
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