Replying to @barnabashempIII
"you're the villain in my story" I declare to the chipotle worker who gives me a sus scoop of carne asada
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car salesmen & real estate agents....desperately need to be phased out
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Replying to @KillaMinga
What do you mean he thinks? He’s clearly able to do it
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Replying to @caitiedelaney
Bro is simply unintelligent
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Replying to @ContraPoints
Lots of people right now
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Good morning, #BillsMafia
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Replying to @ComplexPop
everyone who buys this belongs on a watch list
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Please fast forward to Monday Night #BillsMafia
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Hang it in the louvre
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Replying to @HossMatch
My daughter holds her fork better (she’s not even 2)
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Babe wake up, the Bills are on #Billsmafia
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Replying to @huntichon
Thought it was a countertop island it’s a TABLE oh brother is right
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Replying to @RightWingCope
he's an angry elf
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#BillsMafia lets have a Sunday #GoBills
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You wanted, you got it #BillsMafia Bills by a billion. Sunday is gonna be a bad day to be a beer, but an even worse day to be a dolphin.
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Replying to @BrilynHollyhand
from "don't tread on me!" to guys, just tell the government what you did today it's not hard please just respond, just 5 little bullet points, c'mon please guys it's so easy fucking sad
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Go Bills #BillsMafia
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Replying to @axios
The CIA facing elimination:
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Replying to @PFF
ah yes, a lack of WR talent is the issue with the Bengals
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super bowl or bust #BillsMafia
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Replying to @harryfcb21
Nobody born blind has been diagnosed with schizophrenia
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Good Morning, #BillsMafia
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Replying to @meakoopa
it used to be a great cozy 3rd space, now it feels like as welcoming as a McDonalds
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Season on the line, 3rd and 2, and you have Gabe running a go route? You need 2 fucking yards
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I need this version of Josh Allen today
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Replying to @wingoz
Lot of espn & fox sports pundits actually did, Trey
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Replying to @usuallypregnant
Larping as a tradwife?
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Replying to @mattyglesias
Stoned on ketamine, doing his best Rob Schneider impression. Let this be a lesson to all: you can be the richest man in the world and still be hilariously pathetic
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Replying to @NFL_DovKleiman
The vax that Trump fast-tracked?
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#BillsMafia MONDAY NIGHT LIGHTS
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We’re back baby Week 18 #BillsMafia
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Next man up, Phins Down! #BillsMafia #SquishTheFish
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Replying to @Acyn
happened under Trumps DOJ by the way (specifically, the case was handled by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Georgia, with the indictment filed in August 2019, when Byung J. Pak, a Trump-appointed U.S. Attorney, was in office)
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
realistic take: generationally wealthy parents and she larps as a trader & entrepreneur for credibility
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quick business trip to jersey #BillsMafia
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Replying to @spankzilla85
this was a top 5 show for me as a kid but let's be honest, these graphics are fucking atrocious
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sometimes I think about how Bush led us into Iraq under the very false pretense of WMDs and absolutely zero connection to Al Qaeda. oh well, not like a million people died and trillions of $ lit on fire for the sake of imperial folly
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Replying to @PageSix
Certified DAWG
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Clayton, when the producers are trying to figure out who the villain of the season is going to be #Bachelor

ALT vince mcmahon wrestling GIF by WWE

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Replying to @samstein

ALT Suspect Guilty GIF

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Replying to @OwehsBurner
down so bad you're hyping up an AFC north rival? ...deeply embarrassing
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Tonight’s the night #billsmafia FTP
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MAGA cult 100% does
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Replying to @DudespostingWs
chiropractic work is a non evidence-based pseudoscience. it is especially heinous to perform on animals
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Replying to @Gabrus
what, I'm not allowed to be respectful?
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this is happening even in places where there are no minimum wage laws pal
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Replying to @admcrlsn
of course MAGAs believe in witches, demons, etc. they’re all looney toons
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Replying to @unusual_whales
for all the simpletons who are struggling: to import a product from China, the US-based purchaser will pay a 30% tariff for a Chinese company to import an American product, the Chinese purchaser will pay a 10% tariff
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Waited a year for this. Let’s go get this W. #BillsMafia
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Replying to @ebruenig
how have there been ZERO consequences?
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Replying to @north0fnorth
Self-proclaimed free market peoples when the free market offers consumers an alternative to meat
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Replying to @SharpFootball
Why hasn’t the league done this yet? The quality of the games would be way better too
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Replying to @AndrewWhitworth
On one hand, Whit is a respected hall of famer. On the other, you have have Taylor Lewan, someone who concussed himself regularly leading with his head on multiple cheap shot hits
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I, too, enjoy it when my politicians cannot live long enough to see the consequences of their actions
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Replying to @comicxbook

ALT Cope Harder Cope GIF

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Replying to @KillaMinga
Did Lyme disease tweet this?
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Replying to @STI40mm @amuse
He’s gonna be remembered for being part of the DOGE team that promised $2 trillion worth of savings and couldn’t even get $200 billion. Frauds
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Replying to @MattParrino
Coops stoicism needs to be studied
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Replying to @landahoy14
hate spoiling this for you but he absolutely airmails it over the cauldron and they flipped a switch to light it. it was one big ruse
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Replying to @TyFrance
the duality of man
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Replying to @ianmiles
Ian, fireworks blew up the cybertruck. would fireworks blow up a tank?
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Replying to @SharpFootball
under no circumstances should he be allowed to lineup next to Jordan Davis
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we can look after our veterans, but we (our politicians) chose not to, and the illegal immigrants who are here to work hard, build a better life and earn a path to citizenship (majority) aren't really an issue
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Replying to @IndieWire
how many times is the Predator going to be defeated by an inferior, ill-equipped opponent before they have to ditch their title as "the Predator" ?
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Replying to @VladTheInflator
whoever gave her 70k should be beaten to death with hammers
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Replying to @kenklippenstein
maga pedos got their marching orders
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easily the worst jersey I've ever seen
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Replying to @atrupar
This actually goes diabolically hard. He’s right: cheap consumer products in the face of perpetually rising costs of education, shelter, and food mean nothing
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Replying to @MikeBeauvais
would still find a way to go 9-8 and lose in the WC
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Replying to @YahooSports
he's an inch taller, 60 lbs heavier, will start in the natty as a DB, and was a prolific HS basketball player. folks need to join me back in reality/ vegas would have him at (-300) in a game of 21
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Replying to @AdamSchefter
This racism has to end
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Replying to @unusual_whales
zero chance Russia is reciprocating. wtf are we doing man
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Replying to @SharpFootball
Burrow fans in their 2006 Nissan Altimas are crying, and Lamar fans are asking what a championship weekend is
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Replying to @SharpFootball
It’s 100% collusion
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Replying to @basedalexandoor
she's auditioning to have Elon's next kid
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Replying to @joeroganhq
The notion that someone needs to look like Joe (a bloated, HGH gut, testosterone injecting exerciser) to have any authority on wellness is absurd
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Replying to @SharpFootball
Now do the phantom holding on Dawkins that literally killed the bills 2nd drive after the Lamar INT
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Replying to @espn @ShamsCharania
but has she ever shown any gratitude for the women players who came before her to build this league that she now champions? disgusting & tasteless. do better
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Replying to @MAGACult2
Mans brain has been emptied out and filled up by Fox News. Many such cases
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Replying to @JoePompliano
"translating complex analytical data into actionable insights" is a motto for every data slop start up
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Replying to @Wordsarewordsz
Shane really is the GOAT
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Replying to @Jerrythekid21
it was always a deeply uncomfortable tweet at 2:07 on a Monday
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Replying to @lachancenaomi27
those that have it don't really talk about it and those who profess to having it mostly just have over-controlled personalities
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Replying to @LibertyCappy
Clinton implemented higher taxes, generated higher GDP growth than Bush, and ran a surplus
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Replying to @bigcontentguy
I love this dude.. he’s 1/1
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one offense is successful because they have an elite o-line, a host of weapons, a good game-manager QB, and an elite play caller the other offense is Josh Allen
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Replying to @leatherbrainz
Is Lamar even the most valuable player on his offense? sincere question
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They’re in the public record - it’s not doxxing
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Replying to @JBaileyNFL
Yea, ZERO chance it’s available
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Replying to @ggreenwald
Glenn, this is literal violence. Please don’t joke.
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Replying to @Billyhottakes
Let’s all pray he doesn’t go Chris Benoit
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Replying to @wideofthepost
modern algorithm-based social media and 90s tv as both are not the same. the term "screen time" shouldn't used carelessly when not all screen time is created equal
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you've been duped by billionaires ; this has repeatedly been debunked.
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Replying to @BretWeinstein
do you care to refute anything he tweeted? or would you prefer to sweep it under the conspiratorial rug with a vague quote tweet?
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