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“Hey sport… yep sit right there so dad can get this picture of you being a fuckin LOSER!!”
A Tucson 6-year-old invited 32 of his classmates to a pizza party for his birthday over the weekend... and no one showed up: bit.ly/2Pejfrj #abc15
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Helped kids with Ubers, and paid out of pocket for physical therapy for some kids. Asked for help from the community, and gets suspended. JOKE
Teddy Bridgewater suspended from Miami Northwestern for reportedly giving impermissible benefits to his players
Community note
Bridgewater was not an employee of Miami Northwestern and did all of this as a volunteer in which he self reported the funds he donated to the facilities. Bridgewater stated it’s not possible to be investigated for this and to be suspended from a program he doesn’t work for.
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Lmfaoooo. Lil bruh 17 years old but fed up like a man who's been married 30 years nitter.app/djhall238/status/85595…
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Good day to log out and unplug. I’m not gonna do it, but it’s a good day for it.
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New White boy meth head hat just dropped
The plaid hats look incredible (a bit too wild for me to sport, personally).
It even comes in a darker colorway.
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Yeah I got a gluten allergy. Imma glue ten of these beers to my fuckin hand and drink em all
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My excitement before this week was a relative 0. His interviews mixed with wanting to see Jake’s head pop off like a rock em sock ‘em robot has me ready to throw a fight party
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My son tried to wash a paper plate last night after dinner, so this whole baseball thing better work out.
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If you don’t answer the banana from here on out, she has the legal right to put you in a home
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Wow. Those 3 students have got to be THRILLED about this.
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I know this is a good tweet cuz I just showed my lady (non twitter user) and she rolled her eyes and said “how’s that funny?”
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Just like they respected Obama right?🙃🙃🙃🙃 RT @kyle_handsom: Even if you hate the candidate that wins, you gotta respect your president.
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🐝 Bee 🐝
I want to remind everybody that this is Dom DiSandro and Dre Greenlaw and his family might now be safe tonight
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Ol Thomas The Train face ass RT @philthese: Someone shaved this whole cat except for the face 😩
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I get a text every day that bubba is absent, like yeah I fuckin know I had to stay home from work!
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More like lmfaoouuuu RT @NikoUgly: People paid $80 to see Young Ma? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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My dad is 43, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.
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The kid:
🐝 Bee 🐝
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You look like Macklemore when he thought he was gay. RT @killadelfkid: Ain't no bad hair days bih
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Hey @FOXDeportes, curious if you were aware your correspondent @ErikaReidt uses social media to victim blame.
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Handcuffed, still got 24 bitches, and you got 0.
Luigi Mangione did not have any family present in the courtroom, but about 24 women waited in the cold for public seats in the courtroom to support him, many wearing face masks and some appearing visibly emotional as he entered the courtroom 👀
via ABC, @itsavibe
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Ok nah this was a good pick now. RT @Mtrubisky10: I love to kiss tittiess
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Sammy Sosa really missed out on some good walkout music with Chief Keef not being born yet.
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Guy I went to HS with was all “fuck Kaepernick he’s selfish” the first couple days. Posted this today. Proud of him.
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Put it in rice. RT @ChiefCella_yfh: I'ma just shut the door & pretend it never happened nitter.app/WeLoveRobDyrdek/status…
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"Wyd after smoking this?" In a tweet. RT @_BigWhite: Yall ever crave water...or im weird?
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My 10 year old son just hit a ball 275 feet in the air, about 315 on the roll. I’m about to make Lavar Ball look like Mother Theresa.
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“I sweatuhgawd if you put ‘see ya later, alligator!’ On another gotdamn email, Candice!” nitter.app/ScrausScraus/status/81…
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I love this so much because Giannis was still teaching himself English and specifically sought out “ILL FUCK YOU UP!” nitter.app/therendernba/status/93…
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Evo