Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, Famous Twitch Streamer, Horseman 🃏 twitch.tv/Dougdimmadomeodd

Dimmsdale
Wake up. Jerk off. Fortnite.
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Replying to @knicks_tape99
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Replying to @MauiHim
If this is a bullet I would let it take my head clean off
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Replying to @pivot_tables
TLDR: we gonna keep playin eye tag or you gonna come holla at ya girl
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You gotta go chase him down that precariously built road in the middle of that buildings wall
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Replying to @dogfightin
So snappy
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Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
me after getting selected fourth round, 119th overall to denise’s brunch and board game bash
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Replying to @lordbeef
My “friend” saw nothing wrong with this
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Replying to @BobChuggins
Column A won but I don’t wanna take away from this tear that column C went on
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That’s right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
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All the way to my belly button
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And how many times. He really maxxed out that card.
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Have to give love and show the TL one of the best gifts I’ve ever gotten. Shoutout @hankmoodyalt2 for the coasters
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Replying to @carterhambley
Love ordering tequila shots for the table I also relax by watching Netflix with my dog/cat
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Klemmer going from mocking Tate making fun of the employee rankings to being offended that he was unranked is so fucking funny
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Replying to @CFBReport
Not football but this just has to be in the conversation
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Replying to @babyadgyy @MauiHim
Sorry not interested
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Can someone edit this and give him the Kyler Murray treatment
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He’s handling it well I see
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Replying to @hen_ease
The first thing my brain says when I get into my hotel room
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waiting now to see their center have a career day 30+ game against us
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CFB stickers but for your hat. You get one when you go out and talk to a girl at the bar or play a banger on TouchTunes idk cbtm @CouldBeTheMove
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Replying to @coldcallsniper
She gonna tell her friends she got drugged
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Replying to @extra_savvy
You got me fucked up thinking I’m paying $60/1g cart. They’re $10/g in Michigan, scammers
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Replying to @bigcontentguy
Is this a safe space?
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Replying to @PardonMyTake
Tobin Anderson
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Replying to @mostlysports
I fucking love this show
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Replying to @boat69luvur
Extremely
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Replying to @BenScottStevens
I think it says 1.8 miles which I think is funnier because they reallllly wanted it to be precise
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Replying to @Edwin_McYapper
Are you half lobster?
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Replying to @SobrietyField
Is that body type achievable naturally?
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Replying to @ITYSL_memes
I didn’t rig shit is gonna win just because the template went viral on tik tok 😔 the real ones know ☝️
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Replying to @JoestarJokic
Hey he just said he couldn’t talk about all the stuff he just talked about. Respect their privacy
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Replying to @bigcontentguy
Is this not Fred Armisen in 4 different wigs
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Replying to @W_B_Rick
He’s never seen a white boy with a smoother jumper since
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Replying to @huskerenjoyer
Liked this one chicks story who I used to talk to and less than an hour later she posted that she just got engaged. Ball up top.
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Replying to @cigarettesavior
who can save us from the mighty king kong
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Replying to @maxwellklitzke
Payton Thorne? MSUs single season touchdown leader?
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Bad days are reserved for: -losing a loved one -getting fired - a guaranteed 10+ leg parlay missing by 1 leg
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Replying to @magnumdong1992
do NOT drink the shein modelos
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Imagine going to bed and missing the @BobSheranko Winter Park set
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Replying to @hen_ease
New award?
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Replying to @TheRealSharty
░I░Z░Z░O░ ░I░N░ ░M░A░R░C░ H░
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Replying to @cb3schmedium
Hey tinder is a two way street, you’re culpable in this too
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Seinfeld episode where Kramer and George both pay for blue check mark. George uses it to pretend that he’s an established writer and publisher to impress a woman. Kramer unintentionally aids in starting a war between two third world countries
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Replying to @CBKReport
No better feeling than being in the izzone during a rival blowout
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Replying to @fleepdink
Chills. Literal chills.
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Replying to @tropicalcamatte
Be your own biggest fan, that’s why i like all my own tweets
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Replying to @Tonywithyy
Engagements must be low huh
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Buddy definitely just opened the app and quickly favorited all of them. Got some forest forest forest vibes here
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
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Replying to @msupeach
Plugging this one on Michigan Ave
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Replying to @RedditCFB
Could Colorado beat the Chiefs? Ranking: Buffs: 19✅ Chiefs: Unranked Record: Buffs 3-0 ✅ Chiefs 1-1 Deion Sanders? Buffs: Y ✅ Chiefs N People have been talking…
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Praying this works 🙏
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Not sure how I missed it but this is definitely an all time moment for me
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Sorry babe, the Dua Lipa Lions hat stays on during sex
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Called goaltending, reviewed at timeout, overturned
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Replying to @Doinks2Big
don’t ask me the color of nothin
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Replying to @clubketamine
Yoooooo
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We should celebrate by getting his #1 fan, @DexterDucats, a Mickey Redmond Poster! @DetroitRedWings @Lions @tigers @MrBeast
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First time trying @StellaBlueCoff , need a good afternoon kick
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Praying this works 🙏
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Finally found the one 🙏
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Replying to @banksopenfn
Need me a dumb chick like this, perfect wife material
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Well well well, if it isn’t the pilot of airbus A350
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Replying to @nickysmokess
that’s why it’s called a bedroom and not bedandabunchofotherstuffroom
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I certainly shouldn’t Uber eats a bigger plate from panda, watch football and play fortnite for 10 hours
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RIP Kwanza Bot
Does anyone know what Kwanzaa was EVERYWHERE in the late 90s/early 00s in school curricula? When I was a kid it was presented as the third winter holiday after Christmas and Hanukkah. Like, when I was very young I thought that Kwanzaa was the religion that black people followed.
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Replying to @Jewa_Lipa
Had the same thought
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What an absolutely preposterous TV placement
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Replying to @PardonMyTake
This what you get for claiming yourselves National Champions before the end of the season. The Football Gods are just
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Replying to @Zyndad101
Nothing fancy, no frills. Run the ball.
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Met a girl at the bar last night, she is now over, no clue what this chicks names is
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Replying to @mclovenxoxo
heyyy haha
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Replying to @RealMikeyBets
Those are calicos
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Replying to @BenDoverNY42069
buddy was fiending
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Imagine choosing to go through life like this
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If they find em alive this man’s gonna have to stand trial for negligence. Didn’t he say he got some parts from camper warehouse?
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Replying to @OdellBretthamJr
Whatever gets us above 5 wins
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Pick your head up kid
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Someone just ate SHIT during the steeplechase
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Replying to @pivot_tables
Literally couldn’t care less about what someone wears. Pretty gay to be thinking of other men’s outfits this intensely , no?
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Replying to @DaltonRoss
Whenever you feel the most safe is when you’re most likely the least safe. Glad these guys got a reality check and started playing
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Nothin fancy this Sunday. High output, low ego. Running the damn ball.
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Replying to @corysnearowski
Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver
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Seeing Swifties fall for Barry McCockiner tweets might be the biggest upside of all of this
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Billy as in me or Billy as in him?
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Got my full merit raise from my performance review 💪🏻
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