nefarious and impish spirit

i’m scared for y’all. like genuinely.
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there's nothing like the feeling of bullshitting your way through an assignment and getting a good grade
Replying to @offbeatorbit
ChatGPT can’t teach you finesse. That’s a skill you gotta learn and use for the rest of your life!
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in the nicest way possible, get over yourself
i want advice from people that aren’t afraid to go out by themselves like i want to start going places alone like cafes and bookstores and whatever but anxiety says no. please tell me how you do it if you do
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and when the mother itemizes her costs for raising the child and it outweighs your child support payment then what?
My daughter is 13 now and I’m debating if I should tell her about the child support she receives…. When is it a good time to introduce that…?
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the love is blind "experiment" has enough samples and data. the conclusion is no and also it shouldn't be. end it.
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every black person knows an alberta. she's part of the fabric of our community, but we've never seen her on screen before.
🎥| Aww Latto brought her mom on stage in ATL
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Replying to @abbracadabra_
This why they don’t care about them private jet rides because they got their own too 🤧
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currently reading this article but these two quote popped out right now
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you don't want to go band for band with a primary parent. you don't want to turn your teenaged daughter against her mother. you don't want to see the consequences of your pettiness and bad parenting.
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when i saw that video of that lady twisting and turning her neck for someone to pay for her calamari fritti i saw the truth for what it was
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everyone is the center of their own universe and they do not care about you because you are nothing to them. you are one of a million objects that will pass through their eyesight. to even form a neutral opinion of you would require too much thought and effort.
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“I won u my bm” is probably the best case for abortion you’ll ever see
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Replying to @eliserutherford
Very telling that he assumes his teenage daughter is asking him for money because her mom is misallocating the CS and not that she’s asking him because she’s 13 and that’s what 13 year olds do 😭
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here’s my hot take with hook up culture: nobody told y’all to do all that
"I’m personally sick and tired of the hookup culture, it’s unhealthy mentally and physically and we start to lose the true value of sex by normalizing it so much" thecut.io/3DRfNJS
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I wanna chew on that baby hippo like a piece of gum
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1) extreme phone addiction melting brains like a gambling addict sitting in a casino staring emotionless at slot machines 2) creating businesses for the sole purpose of being an entrepreneur, founder, ceo, whatever with no real passion for actually running a business
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this is a target babes
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Very interesting to see surrogacy being villainized and then adoption and now IVF 😁
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A simple “oh we’re keeping that private ☺️” would suffice but everybody gotta be weird these days
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if these students were saying they used chatgpt to spend time with friends or do a passion project or really anything enriching maybe it wouldn't sound so bleak but they're using it so they can either have more screen time and/or create more useless slop
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this one actually is soooooo depressing like they're already resigned to being slaves to generative AI and it's only been a real thing for a couple years
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no offense them asian folks not coming off that model minority bit because plenty of them subscribe to racial supremacy, period lmfao
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what's craziest about people bringing their dogs everywhere is that dogs are and have never been allowed everywhere. that used to be common knowledge that you didn't bring your dog to the grocery store or the coffee shop.
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we don't need to see more women be subjected to emotionally devoid, mentally disturbed, physically unattractive men in an effort to "find love" and/or maybe get a couple hundred thousand instagram followers
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y'all are so fake bougie and loserish you know damn well you couldn't tell a lab diamond from a real diamond from cubic zirconia with your naked eye. even your clothed eye because who tf are you?
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You could tell by the pupil it’s her real eye color but her vibe is colored contacts unfortunately
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i actually don't remember why i don't like donald glover but that's not gonna stop me from hating
Y’all hate Donald Glover so bad 😭
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i wrote a paper in college once fueled by panic, sleep deprivation psychosis, and 64 oz of off-brand frappuccino. i still have no idea what that paper was about or what it said. got a 3.5 bitch nyeah 😌
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yea with this attitude i'm telling the landlord now we all in the office with a sad face
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stop doing that btw it's very dangerous!
we think of Gen Z as a sexless generation perpetually terrified of human contact but one thing they are incredibly romantic about is riding around on the backs of each others rental scooters
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"we built cluely so you never have to think alone again" y'all i'm actually scared like i just shivered
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this astroworld doc is...i don't even have the words
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the push for sex positivity was essentially if you WANT to have some consensual sex with a man you just met you shouldn’t face any societal repercussions from using your body as you chose to and some of y’all took that as “i MUST have 1 billion one night stands”
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it's so wild to be this committed to never learning when your brain is so open and ready for information and retention. a waste of plasticity!
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these next two speak to the current state of education and the effects. good educators becoming burnt out and hopeless so they're just leaving the space altogether which then leads to the problem growing and an overall useless generation of people with no skills.
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hope it’s on ig live
BREAKING: George Santos vows to “expose” key members of the GOP so that they never win another election, in retaliation for his expulsion
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as a transplant myself, i find that a lot of people do not have any interest in integrating themselves into the community of which they move to which seems to be the greater problem here
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if you don’t want or enjoy stringless casual sex then literally don’t do it. like what? sex positivity is about YOU being in charge or YOUR particular genitals whatever that means. you don’t have to put them in or around anything.
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y'all fucking niggas for steak bites 🤨
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men who feel they have ownership over women's bodies because they are partnered (even if they met only 24 hrs ago), men project their racial insecurities, we have seen drug addicts and alcoholics who shouldn't have passed the evaluation in the first place
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a life changing event you had to be there
18 years ago, Corinne Bailey Rae released “Put Your Records On.”
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these aren't even invasive questions y'all are weird
This is so me at work. They stay trying to get me to tell my personal business and I stay paying their nosy asses DUST.
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i will say the girls going back to relaxers when there are currently live class action lawsuits for women who have developed cancer from using relaxers is truly insane to me
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Comparing a 5 year relationship to a 5 week relationship is ridiculous. #TheBacheloretteFinale
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Judging from the article, even the woman you’re idealizing doesn’t want the life she has lmfao
So you're telling me you don't wanna get married, have 6 kids, move to the country, buy a homestead, get baby cows, grow our own food, drink raw milk all day and live happily ever after?
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Replying to @OgLakyn
very miley cyrus can't be tamed/bangerz energy
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also “lose the true value of sex” smells very puritanical. the great pendulum swing back to hiding your ankles is the company of respectable gentlemen is about to smack everybody in the face.
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i don't have the ability to decontextualize the way i've been using "daddy" for all my life like you all do. i cannot say that word and not think of my own father.
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idk what y’all talking about but let’s make some noise for the best part of the entire album argue with your foot
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not you going to the sweatpants section at target talking about “where is the fashion?”
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they were pulling dead bodies out of the crowd and the show was still going. and the crowd was going up to anybody they could to stop the show and it just...didn't
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It’s not a big secret they don’t eat and do lots of cardio and drink to numb themselves
I’m so sorry but one thing I really DO listen to white women on is losing weight Nothing a white woman does better than be and remain skinny okay?
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israelis singing break my soul in a movie theater while palestinians are giving everybody a heads up they’re gonna probably die in the next couple days like idk man
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The only ethical way to be a parent is via your own uterus and/or receiving one by way of an incompetent relative. You don’t have a uterus or yours don’t work like that? Go fuck yourself 👍🏾
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that album came out 3 days ago and she's already released 7 different versions. BIBLICAL GREED!
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we immediately jump to this idea that other races are unaware of racial dynamics and have no skin in the game but that's not true. lots of them have no issues with racism. they just want to be the top dogs.
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every 6 months RBG steps a foot in her death bed and everybody panics but what if we didn’t hinge the rights of american citizens on a handful of geezers???
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Replying to @offbeatorbit
Just clocked the Nefertiti necklace 😭
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Replying to @NotTramBraxton
mind you it's women on tiktok telling girls they lose their "value" after 25
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i know the ableism accusations were flying
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and this is what shows look like now. the crowds are insane and everybody is pushing to the gate. they're packing these outdoor festivals to the brim, medics can't make it through the crowds to do their jobs and people are dying because of the greed of the organizers.
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when the nigcels say black households are matriarchies i don't say nothing because mine is
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what is this old man wearing?
"We're not talking about this." Jordon Hudson interrupts Bill Belichick's CBS Sunday interview when he's asked how they met 😳
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you’d truly think vaccines are a new term we all just learned about last year
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got motown's greatest hits playing at the ramen joint and wearing grills they are lying to you about never seeing a black person before it is 2024. a society with highspeed rails don't know a negro? dpmo!
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i want them to be together forever. i want timothee to post stormi on ig with the caption “so happy to be your second daddy”. just because i think it would give that lady an ulcer.
kylie jenner is 26 years old btw
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it's like when y'all go to asian countries and they stare and take pictures of black people and ask if we have tails and shit and y'all are like "oh they're just curious they don't know" girl they doing chola cosplay over there wtf are you talking about???
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Nobody with real ambition wants to be a housewife
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why can't y'all be bitches in private? gen z and young people generally have this idea that you have to tell someone you hate them to their face otherwise you're fake but what i see that as is an inability to decenter yourself in somebody else's life.
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Replying to @theprophizzy
I understand it and agree I’m noting how the conversation is shifting to where the only way to have a baby is to be a woman with a functioning uterus
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this is exactly how i felt watching dr. strange
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every single week the hygiene olympics from people who have a wardrobe full of anthax-laced shein unoriginals and haven't gotten a flu shot since 8th grade
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never seen a real black person but know to call you a monkey? k.
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answer your grandma’s phone call you weirdos
how to explain to boomers and gen xers that non-urgent voice calls are rude because they force the other person to stop everything they're doing to pay attention to you immediately, whereas a textual message allows the person to respond when they have a moment
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you try to share the good gospel of lubrication and all of a sudden you dry puss patty like ??? my bad for being helpful
The anti-lube propaganda is so problematic lol.
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there's a 99.99% chance in your lease it says you can't just be letting people live in this space that are not also on the lease. i'm gonna put my karen wig ON!
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I will share these though which I think exemplifies the life path of the Trad Wife
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people who have never had a job before, never filed their own taxes, never customer serviced, never sent a professional email. just ebooks and vibes.
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yearning is really at an all time low
“I just wanted to hear your voice” makes me so angry! Lol Get off my phone!!
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every breath henry kissinger took was a mistake
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i'm online as hell but have her blocked so even i have no idea just how bad it's gotten until someone mentions it. like she's genuinely off her rocker.
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Replying to @offbeatorbit
“Very popular and widely circulated tweet” and the tweet has less than 2k retweets is so funny
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and he's 100% correct drake needs to get back to making bad bitch music. he trying to run around with the gangsters when he is nothing of the sort. his lane is grwm chunes.
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when i write an essay about how “black don’t crack” has melted everyone’s brains they’ll call me a hater but i’m a voice of a generation
I need people 23 and up to understand…… you do not look 15 anymore. And baby, it’s ok
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i think y'all are thinking too hard about annie and her letting the vamps in because 1) you have very negative ideas about multicultural movements and 2) do not understand the concept of a plot device
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a jonas brother in 2019 not 2008 girl
no offense but what did she expect when she married a jonas brother?
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And this is why it’s important to spread positivity and light because when people don’t like you they bring up the time you scammed the state of Oklahoma for cupcakes and rib tips
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It’s like a psychological thriller. Even if he’s not there, he’s there. You’ll never get rid of him. Even if leaves, he could pop up at anytime 🫣
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Replying to @NotTramBraxton
harry potter pajamas. christmas decorations still up in february. so many other things she should be worried about.
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While eating the kebab at that!
Replying to @offbeatorbit
anyway remember when it was really common for a while for europeans to insist that they weren't nearly as racist as Americans? now look at the state of them. flinching at the sight of a kebab cart. ready to deport a plate of dosas.
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like lin manuel miranda (my other worstie) it's honestly not even about them as individuals it's about the vibes they create and the people they inspire. annoying!
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covid really shut down a lot of small and mid-sized music venues so now artists go from tiktok to the vmas 😭
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you all have very deep, unhealed mother wounds and that is what's fueling this conversation
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"low body count" being among the first things you bring up about yourself as a positive trait is so funny because me personally i stopped counting years ago. that's so much brain space.
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the image of brooklyn being presented to the peltz family like a prized goat is so funny to me
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the thing about eyebrow blindness and blush blindness and all that jazz is that even if it's not untrue it's really nobody's business. why are we not utilizing the group chat, private message functions we have access to?
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Replying to @tinnkky
wait he wasn’t joking? lmaoooo
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step one would be explaining to someone what a terf was and then you have to explain why that's bad and then you'd have to explain why jk rowling posting non-stop about this on the non-stop posting app where everyone is also posting all the time is especially insane
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it’s one of those moments in history that cannot be replicated. the post-social media but pre-influencer reality tv era >>>
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hilarious considering the weirdo who started this whole thing is actually white
i think the most insulting thing to come out of this was someone claiming that I'm acting like a white woman hwaiofehwaio
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