Brooklyn native. Gamer. NY Jets Fan. Pizza junkie. Comments on a wide range of topics. Follow me for more gregorianisms.
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My wife is trying to convince me the Rodgers injury was a canon event #jets
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I still don’t quite understand what excited me so much at this moment, but I knew Dune Part 2 was going to be an all-time experience when these Harkonnen soldiers took off.
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The kids need to focus somehow. I support putting phones away. The active shooter problem is a whole other issue.
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Gonna suck when no one applies to these jobs and are also so unskilled they can’t perform.
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And this is why none of the millions of homes we need built over the next four years will get done lol
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Sorry to hear this. But for a second, imagine what all those kids in Gaza have had to deal with. Or the journalists.
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The games format wouldn’t work for TV. You can’t have season 2 focus solely on Ellie’s perspective and then flip to Abby in Season 3. People will lose interest.
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He didn’t practice at all? That’s a failure on someone’s part. You signed the big guy, let him play big and get his conditioning up. Wtf.
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I can’t imagine how bad taxis or food delivery was prior to GPS. Insane to just look at a physical map and say “I’ll get there”.
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I’d love to see the data behind 4 million homes being occupied by undocumented immigrants. Tried looking it up yesterday and only found around 300k.
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How do y’all write such ingenuous trash articles on slick people that aren’t really hustling?
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I say shit sometimes and have to look words up afterward to make sure I used them in the right context, and I get it right 95% of the time
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When my 1 month old is awake in her bassinet at 2am, I tell her she can just talk to me about what she needs. Words of affirmation type shi
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Friend of a friend sounds like he was made for the battlefield when dudes were stabbing each other on the front lines.
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Now Tulsi Gabbard is in bed with Putin? Y’all need to stop the hyperbole and lies. Such bullshit.
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Yeah well he didn’t hit the 5 consecutive passes needed to activate Bazooka X-Factor.
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This was me when my girl was watching Love is Blind. Got so into it, we ended up going to the TRS Yucatán resort that was on the show for our trip to Mexico 😭
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I genuinely hope you and other folks in that building saved up enough for a down payment on your own place.
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Man I would go into the deepest depression and idk if I’d get out of it. Prayers for him and his family.
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You talkin about the IDF rounding up civilians and killing them in a field like it’s a good thing?
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Tell me you don’t know history of urban development without telling me you don’t know history of urban development.
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My brother in Christ, this is the least natural type of disaster that America has gone through.
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Every company is stealing your data. At least it lowers the cost of food and I’m not getting ads thrown in my face.
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No one deserves this for trying to express themselves. Terrible crime. Hopefully justice is delivered, especially if this was recorded. I can’t bring myself to watch it.
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No. No. That girl is sadly the product of abuse and non-consent. And you made a THIRTEEN year old live with that weight of having her and giving her up. Wtf is wrong with you?
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I just figured the tendrils were in there for a long time and got disturbed when the workers cracked the pipe. Idk how they could travel that fast the same night.
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Damn so @kanyewest was really making the “Free Palestine” song of the summer?
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