Old Row | UW 🦡 | A white boy in motion stays in motion
San Francisco, CA
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St. Louis is basically America’s lost city of Atlantis. Going there now, you could never in your wildest dreams fathom that it used to be the center of the world.
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Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because that’s what they use them for.
Liberals say that guns are for killing people because that’s what they use them for.
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Tom Brady doing a roast just so everyone would call his ex wife a whore is 200 iq
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This is a top 5 sports picture of all time. A true “the European mind could never comprehend” moment.
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Our intern decided to join our weekly Monday meeting and tell the entire team that he’s been drinking since 10 am
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The rest of the world: “You can’t ‘win’ the papacy, it’s not a competition”
Americans:
Apex I
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It is continuously so insane that Tyreek Hill strangled the mother of his child, Deshaun Watson has 26 sexual assault allegations, and if you look up “nfl domestic violence” on google rn, there are 2 instances in the past 72 hours.
Yet, women are still going on about a speech.
Serena and Venus Williams took a shot at #Chiefs K Harrison Butker during tonight's ESPY Awards:
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Y’all still owe us a Brittney Griner Boogie Cousins 1v1. Don’t think we forgot.
STEPHEN vs. SABRINA 🍿
Stephen Curry and Sabrina Ionescu will go head-to-head in the first NBA vs. WNBA 3-point challenge during #StateFarmSaturday on TNT at #NBAAllStar 2024!
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It will never make sense to me when Penn State does a white out and the team wears blue
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Just tried this type of zyn that you can light on fire and inhale, pretty good
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Idk why but I love seeing people walking down the street with beers before a football game. Doesn’t matter if it’s my team or not, just gets the juices flowing to see the boys getting active early.
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Need a new dining table for my apartment. Might fuck around and get the og. Pregames would go so hard with one of these.
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It’s hilarious how her and Paul Skenes have the collective charisma of a walnut
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Why is the reaction always “this is bad leadership” “this is why he fell in the draft”
and not “wow, this is really impressive mime work” and “his miming technique is flawless”
Shedeur refused to speak words to the media after Dillon Gabriel was named QB1 😳
(via @Spencito_)
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We already got 49ers/Ravens next week bro
I’m sick of average white guys commenting on football. Y’all not even good at football. Can we please replace the Pro Bowl with an All-Black vs. All-White bowl so these cats can stop trying to teach me who’s good at football. I’m better than ur goat.
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You don’t know what beers they have on draft at the bar you suggested for happy hour??
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Show this picture to 99.9% of humans and they will tell you this is France or Italy
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Me watching Nick Castellanos up to bat on the day the pope died
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The Toby Keith haters are so lame. Y’all don’t like him because he hated *checks notes* THE TALIBAN
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In this video the rizzler supplants himself as the unbothered king and big justice as the resentful fool.
Multiple times rizzler absolutely nails it, just for bj to come in and ruin it all out of spite. Nasty, nasty work from justice these days.
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More context: I only noticed the hat at first so I asked him “are you at the beach?”, he then pulls out the beer, and says “yeah”.
Then I ask “is that a miller lite?” to which he responded “yeah I’ve been drinking since 10 am, I’ve had 3 fireball shots, rum, and like 6 beers”
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The rizzler: cool, calm, collected. Each move is intentional. He inspires hope and strikes fear in his subordinates. A chess master, a king maker.
Big Justice: chaos, haste, greed. Subjects have lost hope in his ability to lead. Ego has blinded him. His kingdom has fallen.
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What I love about Bill Walton is that he’s the only person on earth whose side quest was being a 2 time nba champion and hall of famer
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I can’t really explain it but NFL diehards like this are so much cringier than their college football counterparts
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They/thems after yelling at their 92 year old grandpa for misgendering them at thanksgiving dinner
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This is the male equivalent of Taylor Swift fans following the nfl for the first time. I just looked up where I can stream SNL lol.
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This is our company @OldRowOfficial, he’ll been fine lol
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If they did this in America, fat people would call it “exclusionary and fatphobic” lmao
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My dad is about to raw dog this 2 hour flight, no phone, no books, no magazines, just vibes. God bless him.
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I know a “my parents are wealthy New England libs” face when I see one.
The only question is whether she summers in Nantucket or Maine.
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I really think that similar to hiring Jake as a troll to Rovell @PardonMyTake should hire an intern who spends all summer tracking hample from stadium to stadium trying to take his hr balls
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It’s crazy to think about how the Alamodomes sole purpose is the final four every once in a while and UTSA football games
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Gonna have to mute this because people think that I’m commenting on Paul Skenes’ pitching ability or livvy dunnes attractiveness when I’m just saying they’re as stale as 3 year old crackers.
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College towns ranked
1. Madison, WI
2. Tallahassee, FL
3. Oxford, MS
4. Tuscaloosa, AL
5. Knoxville, TN
6. Baton Rouge, LA
7. Auburn, AL
8. Clemson, SC
9. Fayetteville, AR
10. Princeton, NJ
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“Citizens already break the law so we should import more people who break the law”
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I cannot emphasize enough how many times I have walked out of an establishment with this exact shit eating grin on my face
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DONALD TRUMP IF YOU CAN HEAR ME FORGIVE US OUR ZYNS AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO ZYN AGAINST US
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The burners have 100 excuses for posts like this. “I just think it’s gay” “it’s just twitter”
But in reality they see people enjoying life and are filled with resentment.
Because no happy fulfilled person pauses their day to analyze gameday overalls on twitter.
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🐝 Bee 🐝
Millennials on here like “nothing better than college football and coffee!” Y’all have clearly never tried it with beer and drugs then.
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Jameis Winston is probably the most universally loved player in the nfl who has been a serviceable quarterback for a decade and the browns are like thanks, but we’re gonna take the devil reincarnated who also sucks at football instead
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I find it funny when the sec burners drop the “yeah my parents are rich” line. No dude, your parents live in Columbus, GA. Their house costs less than a college tuition.
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At first I thought they were all burns on Brady but after seeing Gisele’s reaction, I realized.
Every joke was like “ahahaha Tom your wife fucked a lowly karate guy! What a whore!” and then they would end every set with “but Tom you’re still the coolest and hottest guy ever!”
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The Masters not allowing anyone to bring their phones into Augusta but letting the couple who went viral for making hostage style outfit tik toks is extremely tacky.
Won’t let Bryson make a video there but they’ll promote Jett shoving pimento cheeses into Pookies mouth…
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*me 12 beers deep* “Dawg I’m fuckin pissed rn. Remember when *hits bong* Charissa Thompson said Belichick wanted to run the ball more in the 2nd half? So it turns out that was bullshit. True journalism is dead bro.”
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I don’t think there’s ever been a bigger weekend for ATO, it’s so important they make a statement especially since we don’t even know if Fiji is throwing
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Hot take but I think the guy at the football game who is more concerned about outfits than football is the gay one
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