she/her I'm @muyskerm 's wife, I have a phd in statistics, and I'm a big music nerd. Lexi is my baby puppy!

Introducing James! Born 12/10/22 ❤️❤️ @muyskerm
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Two of a kind
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Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes and congratulations! Hope you have a Merry Christmas!! 🎁🎄
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If you were wondering, they’re always like this @markiplier @CrankGameplays
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Dad of the year! @muyskerm
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Well, it’s been a tough 6 years, but I can finally say I passed my PHD defense!! Introducing: Dr. Mandy!!!
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Smile!
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I thought you all would want to know…@muyskerm and I are getting a freezer delivered today.

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Replying to @muyskerm
Well I hope I’m the father at least
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I want to have something meaningful to say, but I am too devastated. I used to believe in the sanctity of the Supreme Court and it’s ability to justly and apolitically uphold what is right. I don’t anymore. All I can say is I feel unsafe now.
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Pro tip: if you ever see @muyskerm in public, if you ask, “Do I know you?” Bob will say no. He also does not answer to “Wade.” Sorry in advance.
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So photogenic @Jack_Septic_Eye
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Love you ⁦@muyskerm⁩!
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Kaiser: We have to cancel your ultrasound we already confirmed for today. Our next available appointment is Dec 15. Me: That’s…my due date. How is this legal?
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Current happenings
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Happy birthday to my best friend in the world ⁦@muyskerm⁩! James and I love you so much! (Photo credit: ⁦@MaximumVice⁩)
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Since we were outted at Bob’s streams yesterday, I figured I’d announce it here. Bob and I will be moving to the San Francisco / San Jose area in CA! I accepted my dream position there and we will probably be moving in the spring/summer of 2019!
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Happy St Patrick’s day!!
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Congrats to the beautiful, married couple!! Your wedding was so much fun and you two are so well suited for each other! Here’s to a lifetime of happiness! @Foxtrot44 @LordMinion777 (picture is from the rehearsal)
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We own a house!!! @muyskerm

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Thank you to @Jack_Septic_Eye and @Wiishu for letting us hang out with you today! The show was awesome and hope you have an amazing rest of the tour!! 💜
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His face says he didn’t do it, and I’m inclined to believe him lol
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Feeling very blessed. HUGE thank you to anyone who sent us something off our baby registry 😭 Thank you so much for making us and our little baby feel so special. Present opening stream tomorrow maybe?
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James D Pumpkin + his skeleton, who is part of it!
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Today is my last first day of school! It is my 22nd year in public schools. Here's to hoping there's a PhD at the end of the tunnel
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Best conversation with @muyskerm
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Anything for that shot
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If you haven’t watched it yet, you should! My Biggest Announcement Ever piped.video/LyD4zpAeqxU via @YouTube
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Bob literally said this to me, presenting the spoon IRL, and I made him tweet this. You are all welcome
I made art This piece is called “Bad Spoon”
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Happy thanksgiving from the Muyskens family! We started a new tradition this year and walked just over a 5k this morning! Hope you eat something delicious today!
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Reunited and it feels so good! @muyskerm
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James tried pear purée for the first time! Hilarious photo credit @muyskerm
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Awww @CrankGameplays is sending @muyskerm love notes!
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Well, I officially have pneumonia. Got worse last night and went to the doctor today. Thanks to @muyskerm for taking me
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The boys observing ski-ball
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At @Jack_Septic_Eye's panel and the crowd is excited!!
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Happy birthday to the best husband in the world @muyskerm! You make people around the world smile, and I'm incredibly lucky to be with you!
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Thought you all would appreciate this random picture of ⁦@muyskerm⁩ from 2017 where he is pretending dry ice fog is farts. You’re welcome.
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We got the rental house we wanted!!!!! So pumped!!!! Most successful trip! 🏠💜
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Ever walk into a house and see an entire future for yourself there? I know it’s still very unlikely we’ll get the house, but I saw babies and holidays and a whole beautiful life with @muyskerm 😭😭😭😭
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Dolby theater in LA!! @muyskerm
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Happy birthday to my best friend and favorite person @muyskerm! I love you and can’t wait to see what comes next for us!
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Happy egg dyeing day!
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Just tweeting to remind you all that it's ok to be sad sometimes for no apparent reason. You are not alone and it does get better
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PS I'm NOT pregnant, but hopefully I'll be able to announce the surprise soon!
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Ok, so I’ve hung around a lot with @muyskerm @LordMinion777 and @markiplier so I’d like to think I’m immune to their jokes, but damn does #distractible make me laugh out loud literally every week
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This is what betrayal looks like.
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For the love of god, please 3 more ppl sub to @muyskerm on YouTube! He’s been recording the live counter and watching for a half hour already!!! Almost 700,000!
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Before, during, after
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Touched at how many of you remembered @muyskerm and my anniversary today. Thanks for all the love!
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I will always love Halloween because 8 years ago today I met @muyskerm ❤️
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Thank you to absolutely everyone involved with the #YoureWelcomeTour! You all are amazing and I’ve had a wonderful time getting to know you! The show has been fantastic and the support from the fans has been unbelievable!
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I feel like I shorted you all on the Harry Potter world pictures cause I was having to much fun! Here are some favorites
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Also, @muyskerm is too tall for everything here! He can’t stop hitting his head on things!
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So much love @muyskerm
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Had a great day at the zoo with James! Photo credit to @MaximumVice
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Wade is currently adding the line “did you fart?” into every song. Send help! @LordMinion777
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@CrankGameplays: You fucked a train!!
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Had an amazing weekend celebrating with my love @muyskerm and my parents @NotThtDavidBell! Fancy dinner, Hamilton, and wine tasting!
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Me: How do you even get a horse to Japan from here? @muyskerm assertively: Horse boat.
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Happy birthday to @LordMinion777!! You’re the life of the party, and such a great guy so I hope next year is even better than this year was! 🎂
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So proud of @muyskerm @markiplier @LordMinion777! Hope this is the start to something special!!
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Thank you all so much for the support today! It's been so overwhelming, and i hope we entertain you like you deserve!
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I’m sad tomorrow is my last full day with @muyskerm before he leaves for the tour. You all better appreciate me sharing him with you!
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Today is a dark day for America and for democracy. I have no words. Please stay safe.
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Super excited I scheduled a phone interview for Blizzard for next week!! Taking it one step at a time, but my inner fan girl is showing!
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❤️❤️❤️ My loves ❤️❤️❤️
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Lexi got a haircut!!
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So sleeping on the tour bus for the first time was interesting. Did not fall asleep until we stopped around 5 am
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Replying to @muyskerm
We had soup for lunch…?
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So @muyskerm laughed at me for buying this tiny adorable pumpkin. But, some on it was 69 cents, I had to!
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Today’s goal: finish my project before custom PUBG night.
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Happy Mother’s Day to everyone, but especially to my mommy who taught me everything I know ❤️
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you use bait to fish in animal crossing, you can avoid catching eggs.
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Road trip!
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Hey Whoa!
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Had a delicious meal tonight at Hell’s Kitchen tonight with @muyskerm! Would recommend
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Beaching it up
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No caption, just Lexi
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I love my husband
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Happy birthday to the adorable @Wiishu!! Hope you have a great day!!
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I love it when the boys are recording #Distractible and I hear @muyskerm uncontrollably laughing ❤️❤️❤️
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I’m so excited!! Thank you all so much for your support! We gonna do some fun, cool stuff!!! @Twitch!!!
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AMAZING first day in London!! Thanks so much @Spanner46 for hanging out!
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Replying to @Jacksepticeye
Oh my gosh, how did you know?!
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Good morning St. Louis! It may be cold, but everyone is getting warmed up here! Can’t wait for the show tonight!
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Hey @markiplier , you were right! Played the 100 hand poker for 2 hands and won $60! Thanks for you and @iceddarkroast hanging out this weekend!
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Well, that’s it! No more classes for me EVER!! Now just to finish my dissertation and I will be Dr!
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Off to the beach!! ❤️
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Happy birthday to the one and only @Jack_Septic_Eye!! You're the best and I hope you have another great year!
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While driving passing a woman walking her golden retriever @muyskerm: Look at that fluffy butt!! ... @muyskerm: To be clear, I meant the dog, not the human
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Why is this me? I feel attacked
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@LordMinion777: "You have really good face action, Bob!" @muyskerm
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So @muyskerm is bad at announcing things, but we will be doing a charity stream for @AbleGamers on Saturday the 28th!! More details and fun stuff to be announced.
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Me: we’re gonna check out the Vegas strip tomorrow! @LordMinion777: Enjoy the penis!
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I’m so sorry you live with a twizzler thief, @iceddarkroast. We are here for you
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Pax hoodie!!
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